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(Abc.net.au)   One Night In Bangkok and the planes don't take off   (abc.net.au) divider line 49
    More: Scary, Bangkok International Airport, Bangkok, Airbus A330, Airbus, runways  
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2013-09-08 11:11:19 PM
Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head
 
2013-09-08 11:12:01 PM
I can feel an Airbus sliding next to me.

[bomp bomp]
 
2013-09-08 11:14:09 PM
Headline needs work

/Is it just me, or is the lyric "and if you're lucky then the gods she" make you think of some sort of transexual prostitute?
 
2013-09-08 11:15:53 PM

cman: Headline needs work

/Is it just me, or is the lyric "and if you're lucky then the gods she" make you think of some sort of transexual prostitute?


we don't need to know about your love of transexual prositutes
 
2013-09-08 11:18:04 PM
I get my kicks going down the plane slide, sunshine.
 
2013-09-08 11:33:24 PM
♫ ..Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.. Super-duper! ♫
 
2013-09-09 12:24:53 AM
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors...
 
2013-09-09 12:25:15 AM

Godscrack: ♫ ..Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.. Super-duper! ♫


2.bp.blogspot.com

Sees what you did there

/Maybe
//Kinda hard to tell
 
2013-09-09 12:25:42 AM
If only there was some other... passage there...

lyricsmusic.name
 
2013-09-09 12:26:39 AM
More people playing silly buggers with music lyrics  Link
 
2013-09-09 12:26:52 AM
One night in bangkok and david carradine hangs out.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-09 12:30:11 AM
"The captain took control of the aircraft until it stopped and the passengers were evacuated using slides."

soo, what I gather from this statement issued by someone who is obviously not a native english speaker, is that the Captain was not in control of the aircraft until the aircraft was out of control...   So, We can say that its all his fault?
 
2013-09-09 12:36:34 AM
And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it,

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors....
 
2013-09-09 12:38:27 AM
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
 
2013-09-09 12:39:30 AM
It looks like the airline's first action after the accident was to make sure their name on the plane was spray-painted over. lol
 
2013-09-09 12:39:50 AM

Maul555: soo, what I gather from this statement issued by someone who is obviously not a native english speaker, is that the Captain was not in control of the aircraft until the aircraft was out of control...   So, We can say that its all his fault?


You do realize there's more than one person in an aircraft cockpit, and the captain doesn't always fly the approach, right?
 
2013-09-09 12:41:12 AM
I was thinking, God dammit, did the yellow shirts over run the airports again?

Was worried there for a minute... We're getting rumors of the Red/Yellow thing reaching boiling point again.

Murder, protesting, throwing infected blood, burning and razing shopping centers, and hijacking of airports, all done with a smile.
 
2013-09-09 12:43:06 AM

FuturePastNow: It looks like the airline's first action after the accident was to make sure their name on the plane was spray-painted over. lol



This
 
2013-09-09 12:43:08 AM

gweilo8888: Maul555: soo, what I gather from this statement issued by someone who is obviously not a native english speaker, is that the Captain was not in control of the aircraft until the aircraft was out of control...   So, We can say that its all his fault?

You do realize there's more than one person in an aircraft cockpit, and the captain doesn't always fly the approach, right?


That does not change my point one iota...
 
2013-09-09 12:51:11 AM

blackartemis: I was thinking, God dammit, did the yellow shirts over run the airports again?

Was worried there for a minute... We're getting rumors of the Red/Yellow thing reaching boiling point again.

Murder, protesting, throwing infected blood, burning and razing shopping centers, and hijacking of airports, all done with a smile.


Mai pen rai na khaa...

It's all part of that delightful exciting Thai character: mercurial smiling-to-homicidal,action-junkie heavy-drinking pistol-packing fun-loving animist/buddhist miasma.

/ As has many a western lunk, blinded with horny anticipation and thinking with his penis, discovered to his immense if not permanent grief.
// KISS KISS BANG BANG
 
2013-09-09 12:53:43 AM

SpeedyBB: blackartemis: I was thinking, God dammit, did the yellow shirts over run the airports again?

Was worried there for a minute... We're getting rumors of the Red/Yellow thing reaching boiling point again.

Murder, protesting, throwing infected blood, burning and razing shopping centers, and hijacking of airports, all done with a smile.

Mai pen rai na khaa...

It's all part of that delightful exciting Thai character: mercurial smiling-to-homicidal,action-junkie heavy-drinking pistol-packing fun-loving animist/buddhist miasma.

/ As has many a western lunk, blinded with horny anticipation and thinking with his penis, discovered to his immense if not permanent grief.
// KISS KISS BANG BANG


really odd that I know what that line meant because i looked up random thai phrases to bug my thai friend in college.. like it took over a decade but finally somebody posted a phrase and I knew what it was offhand. How about that. ;)
 
2013-09-09 12:54:40 AM

FuturePastNow: It looks like the airline's first action after the accident was to make sure their name on the plane was spray-painted over. lol


That is pretty common in the commercial aviation biz. They don't people at the airport associating their name with wrecks, even though the livery is clearly visible and people can tell who it is a mile away. It's a dumb practice, but very deeply entrenched in that business, you want to say "C'mon, we know it's you!" but they have mountains of evidence to backup their claim so it is done anyway.
 
2013-09-09 12:59:52 AM
Scarebus in bangbus, uhhhh.... cock. Bangkok... wait a minute.
 
2013-09-09 01:02:41 AM
Not much armrest space between seats B and C.
 
2013-09-09 01:03:26 AM
 
2013-09-09 01:03:38 AM
Was the Thai Airways logo involved in this incident moonlighting in Japanese pr0n?
 
2013-09-09 01:04:33 AM

TheXerox: FuturePastNow: It looks like the airline's first action after the accident was to make sure their name on the plane was spray-painted over. lol

That is pretty common in the commercial aviation biz. They don't people at the airport associating their name with wrecks, even though the livery is clearly visible and people can tell who it is a mile away. It's a dumb practice, but very deeply entrenched in that business, you want to say "C'mon, we know it's you!" but they have mountains of evidence to backup their claim so it is done anyway.


A friend of mine was working for a small commercial aviation company that had a crash while he was working there. The insurance company representative showed up at the secene with cans of spray paint, and immediately sprayed the logos out once the investigators gave the okay.

Shows you how ingrained it is. Apparently it's part of the coverage.
 
2013-09-09 01:06:44 AM

cman: Headline needs work

/Is it just me, or is the lyric "and if you're lucky then the gods she" make you think of some sort of transexual prostitute?


It probably should since that's what they're talking about.
 
2013-09-09 01:17:47 AM
I think I'll take the train to bangkok next time.
 
2013-09-09 01:46:33 AM

cman: Headline needs work

/Is it just me, or is the lyric "and if you're lucky then the gods she" make you think of some sort of transexual prostitute?


The lyric is:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me


It has to do, of course, with the male noun being used for when male and female are potentially present.

/Know the song by heart
//It's the one song I can do for karaoke.
 
2013-09-09 01:54:49 AM
One town's very like another,
When your crapping your pants during a crash landing, brother!

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-09-09 02:01:53 AM

cameroncrazy1984: I think I'll take the train to bangkok next time.


There have been 12 train derailments in the past 10 months.
 
2013-09-09 02:11:18 AM

blackartemis: cameroncrazy1984: I think I'll take the train to bangkok next time.

There have been 12 train derailments in the past 10 months.


Phuket, then.
 
2013-09-09 02:15:42 AM
Why you'll never see me riding a Scarebus.
 
2013-09-09 02:31:37 AM

SpeedyBB: blackartemis: I was thinking, God dammit, did the yellow shirts over run the airports again?

Was worried there for a minute... We're getting rumors of the Red/Yellow thing reaching boiling point again.

Murder, protesting, throwing infected blood, burning and razing shopping centers, and hijacking of airports, all done with a smile.

Mai pen rai na khaa...

It's all part of that delightful exciting Thai character: mercurial smiling-to-homicidal,action-junkie heavy-drinking pistol-packing fun-loving animist/buddhist miasma.

/ As has many a western lunk, blinded with horny anticipation and thinking with his penis, discovered to his immense if not permanent grief.
// KISS KISS BANG BANG


I noticed the same thing watching "The Act of Kiling."

"I've killed hundreds of people!" *smile*
"I killed my girlfriend's father!" *grin*
"I was the most feared gangster. Here is where I garroted many men. I feel like dancing."
 
2013-09-09 02:36:02 AM

Maul555: That does not change my point one iota...


If you knew anything about commercial flight and the English language, it would.

The captain quite possibly was not in control of the flight because the co-pilot was, or perhaps (didn't bother to rtfa) they were using autoland. Either way, it would be grammatically and technically correct to say that the captain "took control". Or at least, attempted to do so.
 
2013-09-09 03:21:23 AM
About 14 people were slightly injured when they escaped down the emergency slides, Thai Airways president Sorajak Kasemsuvan told local television.

I guess it would have been better to wait for the mobile staircase truck?
 
2013-09-09 03:47:40 AM
I see Ho Lee Fuk found a new job
 
2013-09-09 04:34:56 AM
 
2013-09-09 04:36:40 AM
Flythaianddie.com

if your interested im selling it.. at some point
 
2013-09-09 05:34:06 AM
It didn't make the pilots humble.
 
2013-09-09 06:32:09 AM

Penman: Why you'll never see me riding a Scarebus.


Because the landing gear on Boeing aircraft never fails.
 
2013-09-09 06:40:16 AM

gweilo8888: Maul555: That does not change my point one iota...

If you knew anything about commercial flight and the English language, it would.

The captain quite possibly was not in control of the flight because the co-pilot was, or perhaps (didn't bother to rtfa) they were using autoland. Either way, it would be grammatically and technically correct to say that the captain "took control". Or at least, attempted to do so.


You keep trying to inform me into changing my post... My point STILL stands...  Quit over thinking it... its a farking joke...    let me try this one more time... just ONE more time....

The captain was not in control until the plane was out of control, therefore... ahh fark it...
 
2013-09-09 07:39:53 AM
Another big pile of shemale sex on the runway?
 
2013-09-09 09:25:18 AM
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the God's a she
I can feel Gary Glitter sliding up to me
 
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2013-09-09 09:36:10 AM
GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
www.wnyc.org
 
2013-09-09 09:58:58 AM

Bigdogdaddy: I see Ho Lee Fuk found a new job


Ding ding.
We have a winner.
 
2013-09-09 12:32:26 PM
^^^^^^^ appreciates the Rush references..  since they're covered, I go with: "Confucius say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

/knows to cover his junk when asked the Capital of Thailand.
 
2013-09-09 02:47:44 PM

Cygnus God of Balance: ^^^^^^^ appreciates the Rush references..  since they're covered, I go with: "Confucius say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

/knows to cover his junk when asked the Capital of Thailand.


You mean Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnoppa ratrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsa kkattiyavisanukamprasit?
 
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