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(Daily Mail)   'It's all very surprising to me. When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. People praying for me, that kind of thing. I didn't think it would escalate this quickly"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-09-09 08:38:10 AM  
9 votes:
I expected this kind of behavior from Cracker Barrel customers, but not the discerning Red Lobster customer.
2013-09-09 07:59:17 AM  
7 votes:

TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.


Wrappers?
2013-09-09 08:10:15 AM  
6 votes:

Nabb1: I don't think I was talking to you, either?


congratulations on waking up from your coma!

a lot of things have changed since 86. take this internet thing for example. it has places where people from all over the world can make comments on various news stories. many times they will also comment on others comments even if that person wasn't originally speaking to them.

good luck in this brave new world!
2013-09-09 08:00:25 AM  
4 votes:
"When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. "

Sounds like you need better friends and family.
2013-09-09 07:52:37 AM  
3 votes:

feckingmorons: mediablitz: feckingmorons:

Wow. You just happened to have a handy dandy list ready? Weird how you left off this one:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x219]

I couldn't find the McCain campaign volunteer that carved the letter B into her face. I tried to search for it but I thought it was the letter F.


For what, Fartbama?
2013-09-09 07:44:29 AM  
3 votes:
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.
2013-09-09 09:00:39 AM  
2 votes:
Another responsible pen owner.  This is what the ACLU wants.
2013-09-09 08:42:21 AM  
2 votes:
I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster
2013-09-09 08:23:52 AM  
2 votes:

icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.


Didn't you don't it odd that the bonfire was in the shape of a cross?
2013-09-09 08:11:03 AM  
2 votes:

freak7: Well that's it, all white people are racist.


Everyone's a little bit racist...
2013-09-09 08:09:21 AM  
2 votes:

Nabb1: Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.

You probably need to hone your reading skills then. I don't think I was talking to you, either? Who the fark are you that I should care?


if you fight wearing only an adult diaper (each) and nothing else I will give you twenty dollars

/possibly
2013-09-09 07:42:35 AM  
2 votes:
And such a fancy place like Red Lobster.  Shocking.
2013-09-08 11:41:39 PM  
2 votes:
- Daily Fail
- Chain Restaurant
- Racial Bait
- Tipping

This thread will bring all the snark in a day's worth of Fark.

Better get ready -

www.futureshop.ca
2013-09-09 02:01:29 PM  
1 votes:

CMYK and PMS: I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster


Perhaps the customer was black in which case it's ok to use the N word.

/and not tip.
2013-09-09 10:28:09 AM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: If you're just a fan of that particular movie, you should have just referenced the rug in your email addy. It really tied the room together.


obviously you're not a golfer.
2013-09-09 10:13:12 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Maybe I'm just an optimist.


well that's one word for it...
2013-09-09 10:08:53 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs


FTFY
2013-09-09 10:05:25 AM  
1 votes:

muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.


I'm a sexy red head with big tits.
2013-09-09 09:50:56 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.


Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.
2013-09-09 09:20:27 AM  
1 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.


At $2.13/hour, she'll finally be able to take that Alaskan cruise she's been planning for/.
2013-09-09 09:19:51 AM  
1 votes:
Huh. Suspended with pay? Impossible. The Fark public employee hate brigade assures me that such a thing does not exist in the private sector.
2013-09-09 09:09:44 AM  
1 votes:
so that's hermione granger, huh?
2013-09-09 08:52:22 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.

the first thing my next door neighbour said to me the weekend we moved in was 'it's nice to have someone living next door that isn't black' (we live in a predominantly black area)

my mouth literally fell open. i was so stunned i didnt say anything and the the moment was past. I felt terrible afterwards (all it takes for evil to flourish etc) but it would be a nightmare to be on really bad terms with your closest neighbour

she keeps trying to be our friend and get us to go round but im having none of it


You got it all wrong. This person is in favor of diversity, it just so happens the polarity is switched in the neighborhood.
2013-09-09 08:41:40 AM  
1 votes:

Arumat: Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?

Can we really call it a subset when it makes up about 90% of the set?


Since that meets the definition of the word, I'm going to go with "yes". You're one of the 90%, aren't you?
2013-09-09 08:40:49 AM  
1 votes:

Tenga: I expected this kind of behavior from Cracker Barrel customers, but not the discerning Red Lobster customer.


I just spit masala chai on my keyboard.

/you owe me one.
2013-09-09 08:29:27 AM  
1 votes:

TheGogmagog: If you are a seafood restaurant you should at least know how to cook shrimp.  About 30 seconds in boiling water is long enough (maybe too long).  Endless shrimp isn't appetizing when I think of your overcooked rubbery shrimp.


agoodsportshang.files.wordpress.com

The ocean called...
2013-09-09 08:25:06 AM  
1 votes:

thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:



Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!



The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.


What's wrong with being racy?
2013-09-09 08:02:07 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.

Why is it that you keep score?


It must have something to do with usernames that have the number 7 in them.
2013-09-09 07:50:19 AM  
1 votes:

cajunns: Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, Miss Jenkins said that she would never hold a grudge or fake a receipt simply for not receiving a tip. 'I don't get tips all the time. I really don't care cause God is my provider I don't worry about tips.'

So why did you post that receipt except for the fact you were PO'd


Maybe it was the whole "ni**er" thing, rather than the lack of a tip.
2013-09-09 07:47:37 AM  
1 votes:
'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.
2013-09-09 07:40:35 AM  
1 votes:
Red Lobster should give her a fitness video.
/damn she's well built
2013-09-09 07:36:43 AM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.


This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.
2013-09-09 01:33:48 AM  
1 votes:
Red Lobster restaurant in an affluent suburb

One of these words doesn't belong here.
 
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