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(Daily Mail)   'It's all very surprising to me. When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. People praying for me, that kind of thing. I didn't think it would escalate this quickly"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 341
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2013-09-09 01:03:52 PM  

flondrix: jedikinkoid: FTFY. And for the record, racism is real too - but it's a hell of a lot less likely in this case than simple trolling. Good luck getting the fishhook out.

"Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest."

Unkind things said or done as a troll are still unkind.


True, but an asshole isn't necessarily a racist. (Kinda like how not all furniture is a chair.)
 
2013-09-09 01:07:57 PM  
Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.
 
2013-09-09 01:13:00 PM  
Well on the way to epicosity,

Love it.
 
2013-09-09 01:15:23 PM  

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."


But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.
 
2013-09-09 01:18:13 PM  
What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

I'm always amused that people actually believe this kind of thing.
Ah, the petty delusions of  grandeur some Farkers live for.
 
2013-09-09 01:23:09 PM  

doubled99: What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

I'm always amused that people actually believe this kind of thing.
Ah, the petty delusions of  grandeur some Farkers live for.


Some of the emails I got prior to removing it from my profile didn't really strike me as sane. Though that was years ago, maybe they got the help that they needed.
 
2013-09-09 01:23:25 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.


What "mask", pray tell?
 
2013-09-09 01:28:45 PM  

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?


The one you're wearing.
 
2013-09-09 01:30:58 PM  

CMYK and PMS: I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster


This.
 
2013-09-09 01:31:39 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.


Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?
 
2013-09-09 01:32:36 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.


He has unmasked thee! Forsooth! Another villain dispatch-ed!
 
2013-09-09 01:42:03 PM  

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?


I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.
 
2013-09-09 01:47:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.


Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?
 
2013-09-09 01:53:11 PM  

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?


I was explaining how wrong you are.
 
2013-09-09 01:54:53 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.


Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?
 
2013-09-09 01:57:12 PM  

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.

Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?


"Pray tell" means "Please explain", which I feel that I did. Politely, of course. You said please and all.
 
2013-09-09 02:01:29 PM  

CMYK and PMS: I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster


Perhaps the customer was black in which case it's ok to use the N word.

/and not tip.
 
2013-09-09 02:06:04 PM  
Has anybody pointed out that the writing style of the slur and the signature are nothing alike and that the ink of the signature appears slightly darker?

I'm not saying she's lying, but she's lying. She got stiffed on a tip and wrote it in herself.
 
2013-09-09 02:06:42 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.

Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?

"Pray tell" means "Please explain", which I feel that I did. Politely, of course. You said please and all.


Yes, except for the minor detail that what you explained wasn't an answer to the question I asked: "What mask?"
 
2013-09-09 02:35:55 PM  

freak7: Has anybody pointed out that the writing style of the slur and the signature are nothing alike and that the ink of the signature appears slightly darker?

I'm not saying she's lying, but she's lying. She got stiffed on a tip and wrote it in herself.


1) So? Most people's signatures don't resemble their regular writing styles. My regular handwriting is in block letters. My signature is a looping swirl of cursive, written on top of each other in the manner of a monogram, complemented by several paraphs.

2) Looks the same to me.
 
2013-09-09 03:10:15 PM  

muck4doo: log_jammin: huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

I never doubted that. I'm curios about what gave it away that a black guy didn't type that. What was it that said that said it wasn't a legitimate black person opinion.


If it isn't racist racism, Fark has ways of shutting that down.
 
2013-09-09 03:15:30 PM  

megarian: Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.


I watched Zodiac last night so I became an expert in three ways "k" can be written. Great timing.
 
2013-09-09 04:06:12 PM  

Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

[img33.imageshack.us image 565x521]


It looks almost like an "o" at the end of the N-word there...
 
2013-09-09 04:28:36 PM  

Fano: megarian: Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.

I watched Zodiac last night so I became an expert in three ways "k" can be written. Great timing.


I have a Forensic File/Cold Case File/First 48 addiction.

I'm the SHIAT at handwriting analysis.

The Zodiac killer had interesting handwriting. Now I need I scrutinize the k formation. Thanks for the homework, Fano...ya jerk.
 
2013-09-09 05:04:15 PM  

supayoda: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."


So if someone writes "ma'am" on a receipt, it'll get posted on the internet? Somehow, I doubt it. I just hate double-standards. They're illogical in a society which is supposedly founded on equality of opportunity.
 
2013-09-09 05:07:21 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness,


Wha? Are you joking or are you just intimately familiar with mental illness? Calling jerks "mentally ill" is an insult to those who have actual mental illnesses. You're trivializing their actual conditions by lumping in people you don't like with them. That's insane.
 
2013-09-09 05:51:23 PM  

hailin: I don't know anyone that writes them the same way


I do.  My handwriting is somewhere between Calvin and Hobbes and an anthrax letter.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:55 PM  

mofa: thamike: The 'e' is identical. Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole. Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail. This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.

Since it's apparent that few actually looked at this photo, Ill reiterate: In her Facebook post, she blanked out the person's name on the photo.  Then the Daily Random Bits Of Fluff printed a picture with the person's name.


Quoting the wrong person or completely misreading my post?
 
2013-09-09 06:59:58 PM  

untaken_name: icepriestess


You are my hero of the day.
 
2013-09-09 07:05:21 PM  

icepriestess: untaken_name: icepriestess

You are my hero of the day.


Thanks :) I couldn't have done it without TMBG, though.
 
2013-09-09 07:10:06 PM  

VeggieDelight: icepriestess


I'm not sure who the "they" in that response is. The racist douchenozzle? No, I doubt he does miss me. I don't miss him either so that works out well for both of us.

The homeowners? They have tried inviting me back for bonfires a half dozen times or so. We've hung out quite a few times since even though I don't attend their parties. They certainly don't seem to dislike my company.

(you're not a very good troll.)
 
2013-09-09 10:35:53 PM  

untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?


drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.


Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?
 
2013-09-10 01:33:36 AM  

Frederick: untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?

drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.

Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?


Sure. Here.
 
2013-09-10 01:36:55 AM  

untaken_name: Frederick: untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?

drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.

Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?

Sure. Here.


Thanks, Fark preview.

Trying again.
 
2013-09-10 02:11:52 AM  

Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?


You're out of touch, they already have the foothold, currently they get about 2x clicks from Americans as Brits. They're rapidly transforming into an American digital news outlet, they even have their own desks and native reporters stateside now. They started pandering to Americans years ago, knowing that Americans on average are more racist and classist and angry than the worst Brit, so this is where the real money in generating outrage is.

".co.uk" will soon be just a vestigal remnant until they can acquire the Charleston Daily Mail's website.
 
2013-09-10 02:34:22 AM  

Lady J: the first thing my next door neighbour said to me the weekend we moved in was 'it's nice to have someone living next door that isn't black' (we live in a predominantly black area)


Yet she probably starred in some video that is categorized as "milf" and "interracial", and perhaps a few less SFW words.

jaylectricity: Red Lobster restaurant in an affluent suburb

One of these words doesn't belong here.


You'd be amazed. Middle and upper middle class people seem to think that chain restaurants are the absolute height of culinary conspicuous consumption, because it doesn't exist if it's not advertised on TV and available everywhere. Applebee's, Olive Garden, and TGI Friday's are the after work grub, and the fancy meals of the lower class. Red Lobster and Outback are surprisingly popular among the wealthier crowd as being better than Olive Garden, with Cheesecake Factory and Famous Dave's for those really special date nights, and Fleming's or Rush's Chris for when they have an extra $100 or two burning a hole in their pocket.

They grew up with chain culture, so that's all they're willing to have. The current anti-chain youngsters will probably lead to chains being for nothing but old fogeys... which will cause their kids or grandkids to end up loving chains. Culture is a cycle.
 
2013-09-10 06:02:37 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I really don't care cause God is my provider

So why are you working a waitress job?


God also provides for the birds, but he doesn't throw it into their nest.
 
2013-09-10 09:04:21 AM  
Lots of gullible people here
 
2013-09-10 09:09:08 AM  
it's fake.  the handwriting is obviously different.  stupid people.
 
2013-09-10 10:00:36 AM  

untaken_name: supayoda: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."

So if someone writes "ma'am" on a receipt, it'll get posted on the internet? Somehow, I doubt it. I just hate double-standards. They're illogical in a society which is supposedly founded on equality of opportunity.


I would say it depends on how it's written, or would you care to tell me how the word on the receipt in question could possibly by translated as a term of endearment or respect? I think it's fairly obvious how the n word in question was meant to come across. You'll also see a different spelling (ends with "a" rather than "er") when it's meant to be friendly.

Typically, when I've heard someone use the "ma'am" thing as an insult it's stated and not written, as the tone in which it's used has a lot to do with it. If the word "ma'am" is too difficult to grasp as being used as both a term of endearment/respect and as an insult, substitute "ma'am" for "snowflake." That's one that gets plenty of use in the derogatory form around here on Fark.
 
2013-09-10 12:17:05 PM  

foxyshadis: Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?

You're out of touch, they already have the foothold, currently they get about 2x clicks from Americans as Brits. They're rapidly transforming into an American digital news outlet, they even have their own desks and native reporters stateside now. They started pandering to Americans years ago, knowing that Americans on average are more racist and classist and angry than the worst Brit 250 million more people in the US, so this is where the real money in generating outrage is.

".co.uk" will soon be just a vestigal remnant until they can acquire the Charleston Daily Mail's website.


fixed that for you
 
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