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2013-09-09 10:15:44 AM  

KellyX: They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.


"Hey, Shamus McShyster, I want to sue a waitress who might earn money someday."  "Are you stoned?  If it's on contingency, we're suing Red Lobster or no deal."
 
2013-09-09 10:18:17 AM  

QueenMamaBee: I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.


huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

/another possibility is that i am a sexy red head with big tits but I'm also just a fan of a certain movie.
//another possibility is that I no longer have moobs
 
2013-09-09 10:18:51 AM  
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2013-09-09 10:20:54 AM  

untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.


1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."
 
2013-09-09 10:23:11 AM  

serial_crusher: SlothB77: I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.

I love that attitude....  Perform bad service.  Customer uses conventionally established means to respond to your bad service.  Treat customer with further bad service.  Profit.

/ Any time I stiff a waiter, I write a reason why in the tip jar.
// It's usually slightly more constructive criticism than the n word.  Usually.


so bad they came back.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:40 AM  

log_jammin: QueenMamaBee: I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.

huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

/another possibility is that i am a sexy red head with big tits but I'm also just a fan of a certain movie.
//another possibility is that I no longer have moobs


If you're just a fan of that particular movie, you should have just referenced the rug in your email addy. It really tied the room together.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:44 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?


What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.
 
2013-09-09 10:24:32 AM  

TNel: SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.

There are assholes in all races news at 11.  Since white people haven't been slaved out for years, whipped, tortured, raped during that time frame, then be segregated from other classes of people I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.   For the love of god look at Jessie Owens, he was still shunned when he returned to the US after the Olympics.


I did all of those things.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:25 AM  

flondrix: KellyX: They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.

"Hey, Shamus McShyster, I want to sue a waitress who might earn money someday."  "Are you stoned?  If it's on contingency, we're suing Red Lobster or no deal."


Naturally you'd sue the place of work too, just like the in example I gave, they sued all involved, they only just started collecting on the main person who lied about the gang raping.

But I guess be a dick for no reason, oh right, internet...
 
2013-09-09 10:26:27 AM  
If the customer is also black that wrote the note, would it still be racist or just a term of endearment?
 
2013-09-09 10:26:29 AM  

log_jammin: huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.


I never doubted that. I'm curios about what gave it away that a black guy didn't type that. What was it that said that said it wasn't a legitimate black person opinion.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:50 AM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.


You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:09 AM  

QueenMamaBee: If you're just a fan of that particular movie, you should have just referenced the rug in your email addy. It really tied the room together.


obviously you're not a golfer.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:25 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Was that the wind escaping from your big mangina again?

no. it was the obvious whizzing past your head once again.


Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?
 
2013-09-09 10:30:16 AM  

muck4doo: I never doubted that.


so you're completely open to the idea that it may not be "a legitimate" black person? good to know.
 
2013-09-09 10:30:28 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.


You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.
 
2013-09-09 10:31:10 AM  
Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.  That said, it can be easy to fake something like that if the customer didn't write anything in the tip line.  I don't, because even if I'm paying with a credit card/debit card, I leave a cash tip on the table for our server.  So if they wanted to be spiteful, they could write any manner of nonsense there and then post it online.

I will say though, I've been to Tennessee; the odds are more in favor of her telling the truth than lying, but then again maybe she's just a really good liar.  Who knows.
 
2013-09-09 10:31:56 AM  

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never doubted that.

so you're completely open to the idea that it may not be "a legitimate" black person? good to know.


Of course. I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.
 
2013-09-09 10:33:23 AM  

VeggieDelight: Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?


ooops.

month old account. callingothers out for being offended by a racist. multiple posts in a row of just insults.

my bad. bye bye troll.
 
2013-09-09 10:35:02 AM  

muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.


I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?
 
2013-09-09 10:35:48 AM  

KellyX: /although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...


There's no limit to the stupidity that people will do.   I've done some pretty stupid things in my time even though I've never written racial slurs on receipts.  Alcohol may have been a factor.

Who knows and who cares?  It is interesting watching everyone get all worked up about it though.  Best troll ever!

I'd still put my money on the waitress faking it though.  That's actually based on my real life experiences.  I've seen too many black people try to play the race card when race wasn't a factor.  A couple of years ago, a lady from HR came over to visit us and said she had a complaint from the EEOC because after doing a phone interview we didn't invite the job applicant in.  Our response?  "We didn't even know he was black".

/remember the BOY who cried wolf.
 
2013-09-09 10:36:14 AM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.

You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.


REAL black people all have exactly the same views, and every single one of them would obviously rally around this poor woman, while screaming racism at every white person that dared to express skepticism.  Now, stop being all difficult and share a touching story about how you bravely got offended on someone else's behalf in the past.
 
2013-09-09 10:37:46 AM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.

You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.


Really, trying too hard.
 
2013-09-09 10:38:34 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?

ooops.

month old account. callingothers out for being offended by a racist. multiple posts in a row of just insults.

my bad. bye bye troll.


Haha right, because Nobody ever just joins this site, the only REAL farkers have been here since the site was first created, right? As for the insults, what can I say? You just have that effect on me.
 
2013-09-09 10:39:32 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: You're upset that I call people on it.



No, I feel equal parts amusement and pity when I see people who actually believe that their habit of "calling people on [anything]" is somehow meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

Shake your tiny fist some more, tiny man.  See what good it does.

Egoy3k: Racism is real.



Ooh, is it?  Tell me more!

News flash -- people are also sometimes blunt, uncivil, boorish, coarse, surly, and downright loutish.  Occasionally they are abrupt to the point of being brusque, brutish, curt, and positively inconsiderate.  Once in a while you run across someone who is cheeky or even (gasp!) impudent.  But (and I don't mean to alarm you), but once in a while, you may encounter someone who is irretrievably scurrilous, uncouth, and altogether bad-mannered!

My stars, I do believe I'm getting a case of the vapors!
 
2013-09-09 10:39:42 AM  

SlothB77: serial_crusher: SlothB77: I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.

I love that attitude....  Perform bad service.  Customer uses conventionally established means to respond to your bad service.  Treat customer with further bad service.  Profit.

/ Any time I stiff a waiter, I write a reason why in the tip jar.
// It's usually slightly more constructive criticism than the n word.  Usually.

so bad they came back.


Maybe the food is good, maybe the restaurant is great but the one waiter sucks.  Maybe they decided to give that waiter a second chance, or maybe they just don't know how to ask not to be seated at his table.
Let's be honest though, if somebody came in and said to the hostess "SlothB77 really farked up our orders last time.  Can we not have him as our waiter?", that hostess and the other waiters would show solidarity and fark you over even harder.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:02 AM  

gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.


remember confirmation bias.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:05 AM  

gfid: KellyX: /although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...

There's no limit to the stupidity that people will do.   I've done some pretty stupid things in my time even though I've never written racial slurs on receipts.  Alcohol may have been a factor.

Who knows and who cares?  It is interesting watching everyone get all worked up about it though.  Best troll ever!

I'd still put my money on the waitress faking it though.  That's actually based on my real life experiences.  I've seen too many black people try to play the race card when race wasn't a factor.  A couple of years ago, a lady from HR came over to visit us and said she had a complaint from the EEOC because after doing a phone interview we didn't invite the job applicant in.  Our response?  "We didn't even know he was black".

/remember the BOY who cried wolf.


Wish I could understand the lying part... Is it just an issue that the parents let them get away with it, I dunno.

The little girl seems to be trying to lie often right now when she gets busted for doing something wrong, the other day she flat out lied to our faces when we knew exactly what had happened.

Prior to that lie, I had planned to just verbally explain what she had done wrong and why it was wrong, once that lie came out and she tried to double down on it, she got grounded for a month and got a sore ass.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:12 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.


Really?  Do you feel all people with a mental disorder should be publicly identified?  And you only think that so they can get help?

That's a very noble stance, but I don't believe it for a second.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:53 AM  

log_jammin: muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.

I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?


I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

HotWingConspiracy: Really, trying too hard.


In other words you don't want to share your method with the rest of us. You obviously know what REAL black people do, and do not think. You are also acting the anti-racism champion of the thread, so it's kind of selfish of you not to share with the rest of us what REAL black people do and do not think.
 
2013-09-09 10:45:09 AM  

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: You're upset that I call people on it.

No, I feel equal parts amusement and pity when I see people who actually believe that their habit of "calling people on [anything]" is somehow meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.


What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

Shake your tiny fist some more, tiny man.  See what good it does.

This coming from the simp shaking his fist at me. Let's see how hard you can cry.
 
2013-09-09 10:45:40 AM  

log_jammin: gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.

remember confirmation bias.


Remember the Alamo.
 
2013-09-09 10:46:11 AM  

muck4doo: I never said it was or wasn't, did I?


neither did I , yet you felt it was a fair question to ask me.
 
2013-09-09 10:46:40 AM  

muck4doo: log_jammin: muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.

I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?

I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

HotWingConspiracy: Really, trying too hard.

In other words you don't want to share your method with the rest of us. You obviously know what REAL black people do, and do not think. You are also acting the anti-racism champion of the thread, so it's kind of selfish of you not to share with the rest of us what REAL black people do and do not think.


You can attend one of my seminars for an agreeable fee.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:31 AM  

UrukHaiGuyz: log_jammin: gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.

remember confirmation bias.

Remember the Alamo.


Remember when I was young and so were you
and time stood still and love was all we knew
You were the first, so was I
We made love and then you cried
Remember when
 
Ant
2013-09-09 10:47:55 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yep.  And whether or not it's a fake, she has screwed that guy up.


If it's not a fake, who gives a fark if she screwed him up? Don't be a racist moron in the future.
If it is a fake, that's another thing entirely.
 
2013-09-09 10:48:01 AM  
Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.
 
2013-09-09 10:48:50 AM  

VeggieDelight: REAL black people all have exactly the same views, and every single one of them would obviously rally around this poor woman, while screaming racism at every white person that dared to express skepticism. Now, stop being all difficult and share a touching story about how you bravely got offended on someone else's behalf in the past.


Thanks for explaining.
 
2013-09-09 10:50:20 AM  

megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.


I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.
 
2013-09-09 10:50:53 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


This is Fark, where everything is a fabrication until proven otherwise.  Usually with a followup thread.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:03 AM  

megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.


Go stuff it, ya jackanape!

/Sorry, just trying to fit in.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:31 AM  

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


I'm going to start drinking heavily in a few minutes, so I'm in a great mood.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:33 AM  

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

neither did I , yet you felt it was a fair question to ask me.


It was a question posed to HotWing. You decided to jump into it. Figured you wanted to be part of the conversation.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:54 AM  

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


I'm hungover and my coworker smells like onions. Not a good mixture.

But there's a Juggalo thread. So all it right with the world.
 
2013-09-09 10:52:58 AM  

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?
 
2013-09-09 10:53:38 AM  

UrukHaiGuyz: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

Go stuff it, ya jackanape!

/Sorry, just trying to fit in.


I didn't know this, but I needed the word "jackanape" in my life.
 
2013-09-09 10:53:58 AM  

gfid: Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.

Really?  Do you feel all people with a mental disorder should be publicly identified?  And you only think that so they can get help?

That's a very noble stance, but I don't believe it for a second.


No, and I'm not sure how you arrived to that conclusion.  I do believe people with mental health issues should get any and all help possible, because we're supposedly a first-world society and if we can't help the most in need, then what farking good are we, but I never said I think there should be a list of schizophrenics nailed to the courthouse doors or something.

Racists however, are scum-sucking bags of filth, and it's good to know who they are so we can avoid them in day-to-day life.  Racism is what I call a voluntary mental illness.  Schizophrenics, people with bipolar disorder, people with severe depression....they don't ask for it.  They don't want to be sick, they just are.  Racism is very much a chosen behavior.
 
2013-09-09 10:54:36 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.

How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?


I blame it on my early onset dementia.
 
2013-09-09 10:56:12 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?


Also, if you want to get really technical and parse what I wrote, I didn't say that "forgot to wear socks" but rather, I "forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes."

There's quite a bit of semantic difference between the two.
 
2013-09-09 10:56:20 AM  

muck4doo: It was a question posed to HotWing. You decided to jump into it. Figured you wanted to be part of the conversation.


right. I'm not a goldfish and i can remember past events quite clearly. how we got to this point is still very fresh in my mind.

so, since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?
 
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