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(Daily Mail)   'It's all very surprising to me. When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. People praying for me, that kind of thing. I didn't think it would escalate this quickly"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 341
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2013-09-09 09:48:31 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.
 
2013-09-09 09:49:07 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: I rather doubt they're missing you much.

no kidding. what sort of a snob gets offended at racism???


What sort of namby-pamby paste-eater with too much time on his hands gets himself all in a lather worrying about who's feeling offended?

People get offended all the time. It's not really a big deal, and hardly worth reorganizing your life and society just to avoid.
 
2013-09-09 09:49:11 AM  

gfid: Unless the guy or the waitress comes out and makes a tear-filled apology we'll probably never know the truth.


that's true.

but the difference between me and you is that'l I'll say to myself "this story may or may not be true" while you say to yourself "The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy."

gfid: (lol - I'm trying to work in some way to make fun of you for writing "except" twice when you meant "accept", but I just can't seem to do it in an exceptable way


well have fun with that.
 
2013-09-09 09:50:56 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.


Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.
 
2013-09-09 09:51:04 AM  

Phinn: What sort of namby-pamby paste-eater with too much time on his hands gets himself all in a lather worrying about who's feeling offended?

People get offended all the time. It's not really a big deal, and hardly worth reorganizing your life and society just to avoid.


person goes to a party, guy there is acting like a racist ass. person decides to leave.

the end.
 
2013-09-09 09:51:13 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: I rather doubt they're missing you much.

no kidding. what sort of a snob gets offended at racism???


Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.
 
2013-09-09 09:52:00 AM  
Red Lobster is an abomination, and that's what she gets for working in that evil place!

Lev. 11:10  But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-09-09 09:52:29 AM  

Wendy's Chili: feckingmorons: who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

People who don't hold on to racial grudges?


Remembering those things is pretty racist.
 
2013-09-09 09:53:21 AM  

CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.


Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?
 
2013-09-09 09:54:10 AM  

RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?


Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.
 
2013-09-09 09:54:16 AM  
HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?
 
2013-09-09 09:54:36 AM  

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.


I don't have to look, they tell me.

You're upset that I call people on it. I don't understand why, they should just stop being racists if they don't like it.

Also, cry harder.
 
2013-09-09 09:55:12 AM  

VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.


right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.
 
2013-09-09 09:55:14 AM  

CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.


Or how about this?  She faked the receipt to get attention on Facebook.  Better?
 
2013-09-09 09:55:19 AM  

Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:


I'm no expert, but those appear to be two different shades of blue ink...
 
2013-09-09 09:55:56 AM  

Dwindle: HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?


It allows them to ply their trade easier.
 
2013-09-09 09:56:30 AM  

CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.


So, really, you haven't heard of "Occam's razor" or that nobody bothered to explain it to you with small enough words.
 
2013-09-09 09:56:44 AM  

Dwindle: HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?


so they can be the victim.
 
2013-09-09 09:58:40 AM  

Lady J: gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?

i shouldnt laugh. but i did


ohhh, you're not the only one......
 
2013-09-09 09:58:49 AM  

CJHardin: Or how about this?  She faked the receipt to get attention on Facebook.  Better?


oh oh! i got one!

a racist wrote something racist on his receipt.

hows that?
 
2013-09-09 09:59:17 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.

right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.


I'm glad that you're finally able to see reason. Gold star for you today!
 
2013-09-09 10:00:05 AM  

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.


Dude just a few days ago on fark there was a thread about babies being 'mostly apes' while in the womb and a farker posted 'Depending on what race they race they are some will stay apes."  Racism is real.
 
2013-09-09 10:00:27 AM  

VeggieDelight: I'm glad that you're finally able to see reason. Gold star for you today!


*blink*
 
2013-09-09 10:01:30 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.

right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.


Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".
 
2013-09-09 10:01:55 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.


So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?
 
2013-09-09 10:02:48 AM  

RexTalionis: CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.

So, really, you haven't heard of "Occam's razor" or that nobody bothered to explain it to you with small enough words.


Did I farking stutter when I said yes?  With the previous types of stories like these it may just be the simplest conclusion that she faked it.  Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number. Should I explain my farking opinion in smaller words for you?
 
2013-09-09 10:03:44 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


It's because several of these stories about rude messages written on receipts instead of a tip have turned out to be made up by the person posting it.
 
2013-09-09 10:03:54 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Red Lobster should give her a fitness video.
/damn she's well built


What the hell is wrong with you?

She's cute.
 
2013-09-09 10:04:23 AM  

VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".


we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.
 
2013-09-09 10:04:38 AM  

doyner: "When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. "

Sounds like you need better friends and family.


When I posted my cat died all my coworkers liked it, made me wonder if they all hated cats.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:02 AM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?


"YO biatches, dat shiz ain't legit, no ni**a wud eva speal so mane wurds write in a row." Duh.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:25 AM  

muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.


I'm a sexy red head with big tits.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:28 AM  

log_jammin: gfid: Unless the guy or the waitress comes out and makes a tear-filled apology we'll probably never know the truth.

that's true.

but the difference between me and you is that'l I'll say to myself "this story may or may not be true" while you say to yourself "The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy."


Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".  There are a whole lot of stories that pass as "news".  Do we ever really know the truth?   This particular story rates up there with "Who the hell cares?".

What about chemical weapons in Syria?  Hmmm...who do I trust more?  Obama or Putin?
 
2013-09-09 10:05:41 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

I'm no expert, but those appear to be two different shades of blue ink...


I find it interesting that the picture on her facebook (least that people linked without the censored N-word) has her blacked out the customer info, yet somehow Daily Fail has an uncovered one...

Which seems to tell me after she got introuble she deleted it, reup'd it with a blacked out version.

/although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...
 
2013-09-09 10:06:50 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".

we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.


Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.
 
2013-09-09 10:07:37 AM  

CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.


you have statistics on this?
 
2013-09-09 10:07:38 AM  

feckingmorons: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

She hasn't got two nickels to rub together, it would be a Pyrrhic victory


I imagine the suit would be against the restaurant (and possibly her as well, with no hope of collecting).  Even if the maligned party didn't think that way, their lawyer would.
 
2013-09-09 10:08:18 AM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?


Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?
 
2013-09-09 10:08:26 AM  

Egoy3k: Racism is real.


I live in the South (not that its entirely a southern experience), so I def know it exists still...

However, much like any accusation these days, I'd rather see all the evidence before jumping to conclusions.
 
2013-09-09 10:08:53 AM  

log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs


FTFY
 
2013-09-09 10:09:15 AM  

VeggieDelight: Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.


*whoosh*
 
2013-09-09 10:09:17 AM  

CJHardin: Did I farking stutter when I said yes? With the previous types of stories like these it may just be the simplest conclusion that she faked it. Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number. Should I explain my farking opinion in smaller words for you?


So you're saying that we have two possibilities:

1) Customer wrote something offensive on receipt. Waitress, offended, posts it on social media.

2) Customer wrote nothing out of the ordinary, but left no tip. Waitress, offended, decides to find a blank copy of the credit card charge authorization receipt, write in racist epithets on it and forges the customer's signature and then posts it on social media to try to make herself look better.

You're telling me that explanation #2 is the simpler explanation than explanation #1? Let's not forget Hanlon's razor on top of it - never assume malice when mere incompetence would do.
 
2013-09-09 10:09:21 AM  
Unless this was a stolen credit card, this never happened.
 
2013-09-09 10:10:30 AM  

flondrix: feckingmorons: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

She hasn't got two nickels to rub together, it would be a Pyrrhic victory

I imagine the suit would be against the restaurant (and possibly her as well, with no hope of collecting).  Even if the maligned party didn't think that way, their lawyer would.


They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.
 
2013-09-09 10:10:58 AM  

gfid: Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".


I did.

QueenMamaBee: log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs

FTFY


OMG!! I don't sound like a sexy red head with big tits??? glad we have experts on fark to detect these things.
 
2013-09-09 10:11:06 AM  

log_jammin: CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.

you have statistics on this?


I guess I would consider normal as not being racist and I'd also guess that over 50% of people would not do this type of blatantly racist thing.  Maybe I'm just an optimist.
 
2013-09-09 10:12:26 AM  

CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.


He may not have paid attention to the details of restaurant CC slips, and not realized his name was on it.  I am now going to check the slip next time I eat out, as I was not aware of this.
 
2013-09-09 10:13:12 AM  

CJHardin: Maybe I'm just an optimist.


well that's one word for it...
 
2013-09-09 10:13:36 AM  

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.

*whoosh*


Was that the wind escaping from your big mangina again?
 
2013-09-09 10:13:49 AM  

log_jammin: gfid: Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".

I did.

QueenMamaBee: log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs

FTFY

OMG!! I don't sound like a sexy red head with big tits??? glad we have experts on fark to detect these things.


I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.
 
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