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(Daily Mail)   'It's all very surprising to me. When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. People praying for me, that kind of thing. I didn't think it would escalate this quickly"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 341
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2013-09-08 09:05:26 PM
By posting the full receipt, she outed the customer.  The name is right there, in lower case under the x-ed out card number.
 
2013-09-08 09:21:38 PM
I really don't care cause God is my provider

So why are you working a waitress job?

FrancoFile: By posting the full receipt, she outed the customer.  The name is right there, in lower case under the x-ed out card number.


Yep.  And whether or not it's a fake, she has screwed that guy up.
 
2013-09-08 09:28:17 PM
Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.
 
2013-09-08 09:51:32 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I really don't care cause God is my provider

So why are you working a waitress job?

FrancoFile: By posting the full receipt, she outed the customer.  The name is right there, in lower case under the x-ed out card number.

Yep.  And whether or not it's a fake, she has screwed that guy up.


If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.
 
2013-09-08 11:41:39 PM
- Daily Fail
- Chain Restaurant
- Racial Bait
- Tipping

This thread will bring all the snark in a day's worth of Fark.

Better get ready -

www.futureshop.ca
 
2013-09-08 11:47:21 PM

Nabb1: Benevolent Misanthrope: I really don't care cause God is my provider

So why are you working a waitress job?

FrancoFile: By posting the full receipt, she outed the customer.  The name is right there, in lower case under the x-ed out card number.

Yep.  And whether or not it's a fake, she has screwed that guy up.

If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.


She hasn't got two nickels to rub together, it would be a Pyrrhic victory
 
2013-09-08 11:49:03 PM

FrancoFile: By posting the full receipt, she outed the customer.  The name is right there, in lower case under the x-ed out card number.


And? Sounds like a person who deserved to get outed.
 
2013-09-08 11:53:49 PM
Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.
 
2013-09-09 12:00:09 AM

CruiserTwelve: Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.


That's pretty standard procedure when something like this is posted online.  Like someone mentioned above, she put a customer's info online which could open them up to a lawsuit.  It doesn't matter if the customer is a racist dick, you can't do that.
 
2013-09-09 12:12:29 AM

feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.


Wow. You just happened to have a handy dandy list ready? Weird how you left off this one:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-09 12:18:02 AM

Mentat: CruiserTwelve: Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.

That's pretty standard procedure when something like this is posted online.  Like someone mentioned above, she put a customer's info online which could open them up to a lawsuit.  It doesn't matter if the customer is a racist dick, you can't do that.


She'll probably get fired for leaving his name on the receipt.

Also, since everyone is questioning the handwriting, now I want to see a non-blurred receipt.
 
2013-09-09 12:19:29 AM
Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

img33.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 12:29:55 AM

mediablitz: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

Wow. You just happened to have a handy dandy list ready? Weird how you left off this one:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x219]


I couldn't find the McCain campaign volunteer that carved the letter B into her face. I tried to search for it but I thought it was the letter F.

Michelle Malkin called her on it before she 'fessed up.
 
2013-09-09 01:33:48 AM
Red Lobster restaurant in an affluent suburb

One of these words doesn't belong here.
 
2013-09-09 02:14:34 AM
I have to raise the flag, SHENANIGANS!!
 
2013-09-09 02:54:13 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
i1048.photobucket.com

race war, race war!!!
 
2013-09-09 05:18:28 AM
obviously it's fake because the waitress is black.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:47 AM
So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!

img.fark.net

The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.
 
2013-09-09 05:30:47 AM

feckingmorons: I couldn't find the McCain campaign volunteer that carved the letter B into her face. I tried to search for it but I thought it was the letter F.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-09 06:59:20 AM
She didn't blank it out because she was sharing it only with her friends.  Then the press got a hold of it...
 
2013-09-09 07:26:09 AM

EvilEgg: She didn't blank it out because she was sharing it only with her friends.  Then the press got a hold of it...


She posted it on Facebook.  Unless she's a genius at their privacy settings (in which case she should be working for the NSA or a private detective firm) she shared it with the world.
 
2013-09-09 07:29:58 AM

Mentat: CruiserTwelve: Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.

That's pretty standard procedure when something like this is posted online.  Like someone mentioned above, she put a customer's info online which could open them up to a lawsuit.  It doesn't matter if the customer is a racist dick, you can't do that.


This.  It's a fairly common rule in any service industry - you don't out customers for any reason at any time.  Hell, a friend who's a concierge at the Westin Copley mentioned on Facebook that she was looking for a blanket for Wolf Blitzer (the Sunday after the bombing - apparently her hotel was media HQ) and got reprimanded for it.  But then again, she's a waitress, and probably not a very good one at that if she didn't realize that immediately.

And not to say this in defense if it's true, but it's a farking Red Lobster.  We're not talking about a four star seafood restaurant overlooking Boston Harbor here.
 
2013-09-09 07:36:43 AM

Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.


This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.
 
2013-09-09 07:39:19 AM

thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 448x593]

Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!

[img.fark.net image 565x521]

The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.



Those two words seem to have been written by the same person.

But I'd question whether that's the handwriting of the person who signed the receipt with a different pen.
 
2013-09-09 07:40:26 AM
I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.
 
2013-09-09 07:40:35 AM
Red Lobster should give her a fitness video.
/damn she's well built
 
2013-09-09 07:41:22 AM

feckingmorons: who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


People who don't hold on to racial grudges?
 
2013-09-09 07:42:35 AM
And such a fancy place like Red Lobster.  Shocking.
 
2013-09-09 07:42:48 AM

Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.


Care to explain why? I'd be livid if I signed the "customer copy" and left behind the restaurant copy, which was then manipulated into something like this. If it was then printed in a news paper with my name visible I'd sure as hell consider hiring a lawyer. It's no different than taking out a front page ad in the paper saying "Mr. suchandsuch is a racist."

//On the other hand, it could be real. But how often have we heard about this same scenario and it's never real?
 
2013-09-09 07:43:35 AM
This should be epic.
 
2013-09-09 07:43:51 AM
Well that's it, all white people are racist.
 
2013-09-09 07:44:29 AM
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.
 
2013-09-09 07:44:57 AM
Two styles of handwriting. It was a couple at the table. Two different people.
 
2013-09-09 07:47:37 AM
'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.
 
2013-09-09 07:47:56 AM
I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.
 
2013-09-09 07:48:11 AM
 
2013-09-09 07:48:18 AM
Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, Miss Jenkins said that she would never hold a grudge or fake a receipt simply for not receiving a tip. 'I don't get tips all the time. I really don't care cause God is my provider I don't worry about tips.'

So why did you post that receipt except for the fact you were PO'd
 
2013-09-09 07:49:32 AM

feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt.


You don't think backwoods racists are stupid? They're generally quite proud of their racism and eager to display it.
 
2013-09-09 07:50:09 AM
Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.
 
2013-09-09 07:50:19 AM

cajunns: Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, Miss Jenkins said that she would never hold a grudge or fake a receipt simply for not receiving a tip. 'I don't get tips all the time. I really don't care cause God is my provider I don't worry about tips.'

So why did you post that receipt except for the fact you were PO'd


Maybe it was the whole "ni**er" thing, rather than the lack of a tip.
 
2013-09-09 07:51:21 AM

SlothB77: Two styles of handwriting. It was a couple at the table. Two different people.


Came here to say this but thanks for beating me to it.

Everyone seems to be forgetting that it isn't just the waitress and the guy, there was a woman on the grassy knoll....
 
2013-09-09 07:52:37 AM

feckingmorons: mediablitz: feckingmorons:

Wow. You just happened to have a handy dandy list ready? Weird how you left off this one:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x219]

I couldn't find the McCain campaign volunteer that carved the letter B into her face. I tried to search for it but I thought it was the letter F.


For what, Fartbama?
 
2013-09-09 07:54:18 AM

Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.


What's naive about it, the part about it being fake or the part about them suing? Plenty of these stories have turned out to be fake, in fact I think almost all of them have and if it is fake they would be well within their rights to sue her and the restaurant.
 
2013-09-09 07:55:38 AM
why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?
 
2013-09-09 07:55:53 AM

freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'


Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.
 
2013-09-09 07:56:16 AM

untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.


Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.
 
2013-09-09 07:57:24 AM

ReapTheChaos: Plenty of these stories have turned out to be fake, in fact I think almost all of them have


lol
 
2013-09-09 07:57:41 AM

SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.


Why is it that you keep score?
 
2013-09-09 07:58:47 AM
I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?
 
2013-09-09 07:59:17 AM

TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.


Wrappers?
 
2013-09-09 07:59:24 AM

Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?


in this case i think "exclusive" just means "first".
 
2013-09-09 08:00:25 AM
"When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. "

Sounds like you need better friends and family.
 
2013-09-09 08:00:31 AM
Has anyone suggested this has likely been faked?
 
2013-09-09 08:01:15 AM

gfid: .A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.


because it's very acceptable in todays society to display overt racism in public places.
 
2013-09-09 08:01:34 AM

gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?


Speaking from experience?

Many racists (you'll see them on this site) are chicken shiat and prefer passive aggression.
 
2013-09-09 08:02:07 AM

HotWingConspiracy: SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.

Why is it that you keep score?


It must have something to do with usernames that have the number 7 in them.
 
2013-09-09 08:02:10 AM

Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?


Maybe they mean exclusive to Britian because the fail is the only paper that seems to love to report on bad Americans (they do love the teach sex scandals and what not).  She obviously talked to the local news as well.
 
2013-09-09 08:02:27 AM

gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?


i shouldnt laugh. but i did
 
2013-09-09 08:02:47 AM

SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.


You guys would get more bites on IMDB(The Butler) or random Yahoo news threads.
 
2013-09-09 08:05:40 AM

Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.


You probably need to hone your reading skills then. I don't think I was talking to you, either? Who the fark are you that I should care?
 
2013-09-09 08:05:47 AM
If you are a seafood restaurant you should at least know how to cook shrimp.  About 30 seconds in boiling water is long enough (maybe too long).  Endless shrimp isn't appetizing when I think of your overcooked rubbery shrimp.

/Why yes, every thread is a Red Lobster hate fest until they care about what they are serving.
//Racist idiot is an idiot
///Poor server will probably get screwed because the article that repeated the story didn't blank out the name.
 
2013-09-09 08:05:50 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-09 08:06:55 AM

ReapTheChaos: What's naive about it, the part about it being fake or the part about them suing? Plenty of these stories have turned out to be fake, in fact I think almost all of them have and if it is fake they would be well within their rights to sue her and the restaurant.


dukeblue219: Care to explain why? I'd be livid if I signed the "customer copy" and left behind the restaurant copy, which was then manipulated into something like this. If it was then printed in a news paper with my name visible I'd sure as hell consider hiring a lawyer. It's no different than taking out a front page ad in the paper saying "Mr. suchandsuch is a racist."


If mr Devin Barnes ever receives a single dollar from this waitress, I will give you my left testicle.

/Real life:  as seen on TV!
 
2013-09-09 08:06:55 AM
I'll just wait patiently for the followup.
 
2013-09-09 08:07:05 AM

SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.


There are assholes in all races news at 11.  Since white people haven't been slaved out for years, whipped, tortured, raped during that time frame, then be segregated from other classes of people I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.   For the love of god look at Jessie Owens, he was still shunned when he returned to the US after the Olympics.
 
2013-09-09 08:08:14 AM

SlothB77: I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.


I love that attitude....  Perform bad service.  Customer uses conventionally established means to respond to your bad service.  Treat customer with further bad service.  Profit.

/ Any time I stiff a waiter, I write a reason why in the tip jar.
// It's usually slightly more constructive criticism than the n word.  Usually.
 
2013-09-09 08:08:42 AM

Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

[img33.imageshack.us image 565x521]


That's not even written with the same pen as the signature.
 
2013-09-09 08:09:21 AM

Nabb1: Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.

You probably need to hone your reading skills then. I don't think I was talking to you, either? Who the fark are you that I should care?


if you fight wearing only an adult diaper (each) and nothing else I will give you twenty dollars

/possibly
 
2013-09-09 08:10:15 AM

Nabb1: I don't think I was talking to you, either?


congratulations on waking up from your coma!

a lot of things have changed since 86. take this internet thing for example. it has places where people from all over the world can make comments on various news stories. many times they will also comment on others comments even if that person wasn't originally speaking to them.

good luck in this brave new world!
 
2013-09-09 08:11:03 AM

freak7: Well that's it, all white people are racist.


Everyone's a little bit racist...
 
2013-09-09 08:11:21 AM

Lady J: Nabb1: Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.

You probably need to hone your reading skills then. I don't think I was talking to you, either? Who the fark are you that I should care?

if you fight wearing only an adult diaper (each) and nothing else I will give you twenty dollars

/possibly


I don't have any. I'll have to borrow some of his, assuming they aren't XXXL.
 
2013-09-09 08:12:15 AM

dukeblue219: Alonjar: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

This has to be the most naive post I have ever read in the 13 years I have been using Fark.

Care to explain why? I'd be livid if I signed the "customer copy" and left behind the restaurant copy, which was then manipulated into something like this. If it was then printed in a news paper with my name visible I'd sure as hell consider hiring a lawyer. It's no different than taking out a front page ad in the paper saying "Mr. suchandsuch is a racist."


Suing the waitress would be a huge dead end.  You'd never recover a large judgement from her unless she managed to get into a much better job.
 
2013-09-09 08:15:08 AM
Ok after reading TFA, I don't like to tip for carryout food either.
/What kind of idot gets Red Lobster to go?
//.... oh, nevermind.
///The kind trying to make up for 150 years of not getting tips
 
2013-09-09 08:15:09 AM

feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.


I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.
 
2013-09-09 08:16:18 AM
I think we need to see a sample of *her* handwriting...just to be sure.
 
2013-09-09 08:17:27 AM

thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:



Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!



The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.


They're not identical. They're similar enough that I could believe that they were written by the same hand though. The two n's in "none" aren't identical either, but close enough to one another. Maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's. It wouldn't be all that unusual. What would be unusual would be for one person to sign the check and then another to get out a different pen to fill in the tip line.
 
2013-09-09 08:18:58 AM

TheGogmagog: Ok after reading TFA, I don't like to tip for carryout food either.
/What kind of idot gets Red Lobster to go?
//.... oh, nevermind.
///The kind trying to make up for 150 years of not getting tips


A lot of restaurants have servers put carry out orders together, which takes time away from tables. I don't tip 20% on carry out, but I'll tip something.
 
2013-09-09 08:19:17 AM

icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.


the first thing my next door neighbour said to me the weekend we moved in was 'it's nice to have someone living next door that isn't black' (we live in a predominantly black area)

my mouth literally fell open. i was so stunned i didnt say anything and the the moment was past. I felt terrible afterwards (all it takes for evil to flourish etc) but it would be a nightmare to be on really bad terms with your closest neighbour

she keeps trying to be our friend and get us to go round but im having none of it
 
2013-09-09 08:21:06 AM

icepriestess: /My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHxEnQZi3Ow
 
2013-09-09 08:23:52 AM

icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.


Didn't you don't it odd that the bonfire was in the shape of a cross?
 
2013-09-09 08:24:55 AM

Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?


Can we really call it a subset when it makes up about 90% of the set?
 
2013-09-09 08:25:06 AM

thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:



Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!



The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.


What's wrong with being racy?
 
2013-09-09 08:26:16 AM

TNel: SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.

There are assholes in all races news at 11.  Since white people haven't been slaved out for years, whipped, tortured, raped during that time frame, then be segregated from other classes of people I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.   For the love of god look at Jessie Owens, he was still shunned when he returned to the US after the Olympics.


Slavery still exists in current times.  It's not unique to any one skin color, race, culture, etc.
 
2013-09-09 08:26:56 AM

Ker_Thwap: I'll just wait patiently for the followup.


....and this.
 
2013-09-09 08:29:27 AM

TheGogmagog: If you are a seafood restaurant you should at least know how to cook shrimp.  About 30 seconds in boiling water is long enough (maybe too long).  Endless shrimp isn't appetizing when I think of your overcooked rubbery shrimp.


agoodsportshang.files.wordpress.com

The ocean called...
 
2013-09-09 08:29:47 AM

TheGogmagog: Ok after reading TFA, I don't like to tip for carryout food either.
/What kind of idot gets Red Lobster to go?
//.... oh, nevermind.
///The kind trying to make up for 150 years of not getting tips


Then they should have ordered carry-out. Instead they were sat at a table, provided drink service, and then decided to take their meals to go. That is restaurant service since they tying up resources by using a table. You don't need to leave 20%, but a tip is expected.
 
2013-09-09 08:33:32 AM

Yes please: thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:



Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!



The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.

They're not identical. They're similar enough that I could believe that they were written by the same hand though. The two n's in "none" aren't identical either, but close enough to one another. Maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's. It wouldn't be all that unusual. What would be unusual would be for one person to sign the check and then another to get out a different pen to fill in the tip line.


You say "maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's" like that isn't normal. I don't know anyone that writes them the same way. I write my N's just like it is typed (two vertical, one diagonal) and my n's are like this (little mound).
 
2013-09-09 08:37:51 AM
I'm on the fence for this one.

First off, well, it's Red Lobster, so its a vortex of suck no matter which party we are dealing with.

We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is.  The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

The fact that she did puts let you pretty easily google a possible guy in the area.  The Red Lobster in question lies between his home town and Nashville, so its a likely candidate. On one of the first google hits for this name, it turns up a dating site.  On that is listed as areas of interest is "Call of Duty: Black Ops".  I guess I'm too far out of the dating world, but I didn't think that was a thing you would want to promote as beneficial to attracting women.  I guess I should make sure there are no kids on my lawn...
 
2013-09-09 08:38:10 AM
I expected this kind of behavior from Cracker Barrel customers, but not the discerning Red Lobster customer.
 
2013-09-09 08:40:49 AM

Tenga: I expected this kind of behavior from Cracker Barrel customers, but not the discerning Red Lobster customer.


I just spit masala chai on my keyboard.

/you owe me one.
 
2013-09-09 08:41:40 AM

Arumat: Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?

Can we really call it a subset when it makes up about 90% of the set?


Since that meets the definition of the word, I'm going to go with "yes". You're one of the 90%, aren't you?
 
2013-09-09 08:42:21 AM
I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster
 
2013-09-09 08:45:21 AM

wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open


Why not exactly?
 
2013-09-09 08:45:59 AM
Of course it's fake.  This is Tennessee.  There are no racists or idiots in that bastion of intelligence and diversity.
Besides, she's black.  Probably lying through her teeth for some free money to buy crack.
/right?
 
2013-09-09 08:47:28 AM

TNel: I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.



You had a good point until you dropped this.

An offensive comment is not even in the same league as [hysically attacking someone based on race, and you do a diservice to your otherwise valid point by pretending they are.
 
2013-09-09 08:47:32 AM

feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.


While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.


I can never forgive Sharpy Sharpton, because he forever ruined Wappingers Falls, NY, for me.

/That's a CSB for another lifetime.
 
2013-09-09 08:47:34 AM
That's so Raven.

/wait, I'm not doing this right, am I?
 
2013-09-09 08:48:22 AM

hailin: Yes please: thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:



Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!



The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.

They're not identical. They're similar enough that I could believe that they were written by the same hand though. The two n's in "none" aren't identical either, but close enough to one another. Maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's. It wouldn't be all that unusual. What would be unusual would be for one person to sign the check and then another to get out a different pen to fill in the tip line.

You say "maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's" like that isn't normal. I don't know anyone that writes them the same way. I write my N's just like it is typed (two vertical, one diagonal) and my n's are like this (little mound).


I know many people who make their capital's the same way they make their lowercase, just larger. But I didn't mean that it wasn't normal, just that it was a possibility. I have an ID number I write a few times a day that had the same digit repeated three times in a row, and it's not at all unusual for that digit to look significantly different each time. I don't think there's enough of a sample here to determine authenticity one way or another. Two common letters between the words, one of which is similar? I'm not ready to execute this guy yet.
 
2013-09-09 08:49:18 AM

HotWingConspiracy: gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?

Speaking from experience?

Many racists (you'll see them on this site) are chicken shiat and prefer passive aggression.


I'm not racist, but I have racist friends......how's that for diversity?

Okay, the reason why racial epithets should be spoken and not written is simple.  Unless they were recording you, there's no proof and you get the added bonus of seeing the hurt as soon as it's said rather than passively imagining their reaction to your hate as they read what you wrote on your receipt.

And I'm an asshole, I admit.  When a co-worker tipped a waitress on a bill that already had an 18% tip built into it I tried to talk him out of it.  He didn't, but I did tell the waitress she gave us shiatty service and everyone at my end of the table applauded me for it.  The waitress in that case was white though, so it wasn't racist.

Yep, that's me.  I'm not afraid to speak my mind and if you're a waitress that thinks it's okay to let me die of thirst, I'll tell it to your face and if I'm paying I'll just write "ZERO" for the tip.
 
2013-09-09 08:52:22 AM

Lady J: icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.

the first thing my next door neighbour said to me the weekend we moved in was 'it's nice to have someone living next door that isn't black' (we live in a predominantly black area)

my mouth literally fell open. i was so stunned i didnt say anything and the the moment was past. I felt terrible afterwards (all it takes for evil to flourish etc) but it would be a nightmare to be on really bad terms with your closest neighbour

she keeps trying to be our friend and get us to go round but im having none of it


You got it all wrong. This person is in favor of diversity, it just so happens the polarity is switched in the neighborhood.
 
2013-09-09 08:52:42 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-09 08:53:07 AM
I expected this kind of behavior from Cracker Barrel customers, but not the discerning Red Lobster customer.


i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 08:54:18 AM

Egoy3k: wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

Why not exactly?


Because we don't know its true at this time.  If this is confirmed that card holder in question did write this on the bill, then I have no problem.  Until such time, we really don't know which is correct.
 
2013-09-09 08:55:29 AM
Interesting, a Facebook search for Devin Barnes results in a very crude FB page which contains only one pic of a girl that resembles her in a restaurant that resembles a Red Lobster.
 
2013-09-09 08:57:42 AM

doyner: [images.wikia.com image 600x304]


That took long enough.
 
2013-09-09 08:57:51 AM

wingnut396: Egoy3k: wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

Why not exactly?

Because we don't know its true at this time.  If this is confirmed that card holder in question did write this on the bill, then I have no problem.  Until such time, we really don't know which is correct.


Well if it's true then she knows it's true, and if she made it up she clearly isn't a nice person and wouldn't concern herself with things such as tact.  In both cases i see no reason for her not to post the name.
 
2013-09-09 08:58:10 AM
An old lady said "up yours, ni**er" to me but later on she brought me a pie and apologized.
 
2013-09-09 09:00:04 AM

CJHardin: Interesting, a Facebook search for Devin Barnes results in a very crude FB page which contains only one pic of a girl that resembles her in a restaurant that resembles a Red Lobster.



Interesting
 
2013-09-09 09:00:39 AM
Another responsible pen owner.  This is what the ACLU wants.
 
2013-09-09 09:01:19 AM

Egoy3k: wingnut396: Egoy3k: wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

Why not exactly?

Because we don't know its true at this time.  If this is confirmed that card holder in question did write this on the bill, then I have no problem.  Until such time, we really don't know which is correct.

Well if it's true then she knows it's true, and if she made it up she clearly isn't a nice person and wouldn't concern herself with things such as tact.  In both cases i see no reason for her not to post the name.


So if I'm not a person that respects property, there is no reason for me not to steal and vandalize.
 
2013-09-09 09:03:03 AM

KidneyStone: An old lady said "up yours, ni**er" to me but later on she brought me a pie and apologized.


did you eat the pie? i wouldnt have
 
2013-09-09 09:04:09 AM

gfid: HotWingConspiracy: gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?

Speaking from experience?

Many racists (you'll see them on this site) are chicken shiat and prefer passive aggression.

I'm not racist, but I have racist friends......how's that for diversity?

Okay, the reason why racial epithets should be spoken and not written is simple.  Unless they were recording you, there's no proof and you get the added bonus of seeing the hurt as soon as it's said rather than passively imagining their reaction to your hate as they read what you wrote on your receipt.


I think you're catching on to what passive aggressive means. They're not interested in a confrontation.
 
2013-09-09 09:06:29 AM

liam76: TNel: I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.


You had a good point until you dropped this.

An offensive comment is not even in the same league as [hysically attacking someone based on race, and you do a diservice to your otherwise valid point by pretending they are.


I'm not comparing the douche who punched the old man to the guy writing some words on a receipt.
 
2013-09-09 09:07:00 AM

wingnut396: The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open


If it is real (which I seriously doubt), she should post his name far and wide.

The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy.

HALP, I'M A VICTIM OF RACIZM!!!!!

/have these people never heard about the boy who cried "Wolf"?
 
2013-09-09 09:09:44 AM
so that's hermione granger, huh?
 
2013-09-09 09:10:47 AM

liam76: CJHardin: Interesting, a Facebook search for Devin Barnes results in a very crude FB page which contains only one pic of a girl that resembles her in a restaurant that resembles a Red Lobster.


Interesting


why is that interesting? chances are someone in this thread created it.
 
2013-09-09 09:11:10 AM
None . . . sexy ebony goddess.


/ better?
 
2013-09-09 09:12:20 AM

wingnut396: Egoy3k: wingnut396: Egoy3k: wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

Why not exactly?

Because we don't know its true at this time.  If this is confirmed that card holder in question did write this on the bill, then I have no problem.  Until such time, we really don't know which is correct.

Well if it's true then she knows it's true, and if she made it up she clearly isn't a nice person and wouldn't concern herself with things such as tact.  In both cases i see no reason for her not to post the name.

So if I'm not a person that respects property, there is no reason for me not to steal and vandalize.


Except for violent retribution from the owner, possible incarceration, fines, and social backlash.   What that has to do with this case I don't quite understand.
 
2013-09-09 09:12:30 AM

Egoy3k: wingnut396: Egoy3k: wingnut396: We have seen such situations be both true and a lie, so we don't know which it is. The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

Why not exactly?

Because we don't know its true at this time.  If this is confirmed that card holder in question did write this on the bill, then I have no problem.  Until such time, we really don't know which is correct.

Well if it's true then she knows it's true, and if she made it up she clearly isn't a nice person and wouldn't concern herself with things such as tact.  In both cases i see no reason for her not to post the name.


The best reason not to post the name is that it makes it much easier to verify if it's true or not. If she really did fake it and left that information on she's especially stupid. Of course, there's really no way to confirm it one way or another unless someone admits it.
 
2013-09-09 09:13:09 AM

log_jammin: liam76: CJHardin: Interesting, a Facebook search for Devin Barnes results in a very crude FB page which contains only one pic of a girl that resembles her in a restaurant that resembles a Red Lobster.


Interesting

why is that interesting? chances are someone in this thread created it.


I woudl have guessed that, but it has been active since at least January.
 
2013-09-09 09:13:30 AM

gfid: The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy.


and you base this premise on what exactly?
 
2013-09-09 09:14:06 AM

liam76: I woudl have guessed that, but it has been active since at least January.


ok. now that is interesting.
 
2013-09-09 09:16:06 AM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 09:16:14 AM

gfid: wingnut396: The waitress should not have posted the alleged racists name out in the open

If it is real (which I seriously doubt), she should post his name far and wide.

The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy.

HALP, I'M A VICTIM OF RACIZM!!!!!

/have these people never heard about the boy who cried "Wolf"?


Which people?
 
2013-09-09 09:18:20 AM

log_jammin: gfid: The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy.

and you base this premise on what exactly?


It's based on pure conjecture.  It's the only way to decide anything in this confounding world full or charlatans and trolls.
 
2013-09-09 09:18:52 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: thamike: So it all comes down to careful scrutiny of the handwriting of both words, and:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 448x593]

Thanks Daily Fail.


...but oh wait!

[img.fark.net image 565x521]

The 'e' is identical.  Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole.  Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail.  This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.


Those two words seem to have been written by the same person.

But I'd question whether that's the handwriting of the person who signed the receipt with a different pen.


Yeah, i don't see it. The "e" is kinda similar, but other than that, it appears to be a different script and pen/pen pressure.
 
2013-09-09 09:19:51 AM
Huh. Suspended with pay? Impossible. The Fark public employee hate brigade assures me that such a thing does not exist in the private sector.
 
2013-09-09 09:20:27 AM

CruiserTwelve: Red Lobster suspended her with pay until they decide what to do? That makes me suspicious.


At $2.13/hour, she'll finally be able to take that Alaskan cruise she's been planning for/.
 
2013-09-09 09:21:09 AM

gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?


Yeah, you're not stereotyping at all...
 
2013-09-09 09:22:39 AM

gfid: It's based on pure conjecture.  It's the only way to decide anything in this confounding world full or charlatans and trolls.


interesting.

myself I prefer to base my opinions on evidence, but since most people form opinions based on things they pulled out of their ass in order to justify the conclusion they already came to, I can understand why you chose that path.
 
2013-09-09 09:23:04 AM

Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.


Slander?
 
2013-09-09 09:27:00 AM

bulok: [i29.photobucket.com image 300x268]


I read this a "race bacon"

/mmmmm, bacon.
 
2013-09-09 09:27:08 AM
I knew a guy who used to grab the receipts that other people left on their table  and draw dicks and other crude things on them before the server picked them up.

/not saying that is what happened here, but it could be.
 
2013-09-09 09:28:18 AM
If you hate black people, why would you go to Red Lobster?
 
2013-09-09 09:28:58 AM

Lady J: KidneyStone: An old lady said "up yours, ni**er" to me but later on she brought me a pie and apologized.

did you eat the pie? i wouldnt have


He raped the shiat out of her at the numbere 6 Dance
 
2013-09-09 09:30:23 AM

RexTalionis: Nabb1: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

Slander?


It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
 
2013-09-09 09:31:34 AM

log_jammin: gfid: It's based on pure conjecture.  It's the only way to decide anything in this confounding world full or charlatans and trolls.

interesting.

myself I prefer to base my opinions on evidence, but since most people form opinions based on things they pulled out of their ass in order to justify the conclusion they already came to, I can understand why you chose that path.


Well, I'm sometimes brutally honest and admit to basing opinions on things for which there is no credible evidence.

Did the waitress fake the receipt to shame the customer who probably didn't leave a tip?  (I don't know.)

How does this affect my life?  (It doesn't.)

Are there racists in Tennessee?  (I'd bet money on it)

Are there black people who cry racism even when there is none?  (I've seen it often enough to know that's true and not an isolated incident)

Does this even rate a news story?  (Of course not.  It's not news, it's Fark linking to the Daily Fail)..
 
2013-09-09 09:34:44 AM

gfid: Well, I'm sometimes brutally honest and admit to basing opinions on things for which there is no credible evidence.


that's good. not everyone can except the fact that they find thinking too hard and would rather make up things to make themselves feel better rather than except unpleasant facts.
 
2013-09-09 09:35:50 AM
I don't know why she didn't just clock the guy. Girl's pretty damned buff...
 
2013-09-09 09:36:14 AM

hailin: They're not identical. They're similar enough that I could believe that they were written by the same hand though. The two n's in "none" aren't identical either, but close enough to one another. Maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's. It wouldn't be all that unusual. What would be unusual would be for one person to sign the check and then another to get out a different pen to fill in the tip line.

You say "maybe that person writes capital N's different from lowercase n's" like that isn't normal. I don't know anyone that writes them the same way. I write my N's just like it is typed (two vertical, one diagonal) and my n's are like this (little mound).


It's also pretty normal to write letters slightly differently at the start of a word and in the middle, eg. the two 'n's mentioned. One of them follows an 'o' so it's a bit different.
 
2013-09-09 09:36:56 AM

Fano: Lady J: KidneyStone: An old lady said "up yours, ni**er" to me but later on she brought me a pie and apologized.

did you eat the pie? i wouldnt have

He raped the shiat out of her at the numbere 6 Dance


i wonder if he raped the racism right out of her. i hear that's a thing

/aisle seat. unless you need the bathroom a lot in which case il take a window seat
 
2013-09-09 09:38:37 AM

DanZero: - Daily Fail
- Chain Restaurant
- Racial Bait
- Tipping

This thread will bring all the snark in a day's worth of Fark.

Better get ready -

[www.futureshop.ca image 500x500]


You gotta give me the Daily Fail one, It's nothing but captions for about 17 oversized pics, no matter WHAT the story... But at least the story didn't break down into a fashion blog halfway through, like they usually do on there.
 
2013-09-09 09:39:07 AM
"I really don't care cause God is my provider"

Did God biatch slap her for her Skrillex haircut?

People like this should be rounded up and sent to Syria. (not black people, idiots posting stuff on FB, then thinking it's "private")

Plus, where did the guy get the different pen to write in the tip and the signature?
 
2013-09-09 09:39:28 AM

lizyrd: Huh. Suspended with pay? Impossible. The Fark public employee hate brigade assures me that such a thing does not exist in the private sector.


Her pay is the equivalent of 'none ni**er'.  It is Red Lobster after all, they're even racist against lobster.
 
2013-09-09 09:41:47 AM

icepriestess: feckingmorons: Have these ever turned out to not be faked?

Ms. Moffitt, Ms. Rogers, Rev. Cuthrell, Ms. Jilani, Prof. Kerri Dunn, and of course who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt. It may just be that we are tired of hearing the cry of 'Wolf!" over and over, but I just don't believe it.

I find your faith in humanity endearing. Sadly, I have met far too many proud bigots to believe that they are mythical. I was at a bonfire last summer where a 20-something jerk bragged to anyone who listened about how he had done something similar to what the girl in the article says happened to her (and sadly, I have many other similar experiences to draw from). Just because some people fake these incidents doesn't mean they don't exist.

/My boyfriend and I left that bonfire before I lost my temper. We have turned down every invitation to return.


I rather doubt they're missing you much.
 
2013-09-09 09:43:38 AM
One observant poster noted that the two words appeared to be in different handwriting styles with the 'N' capitalised on one line, but not on the other. The letter 'e' also looked to be different in each of the words.

A: I think the "e" is more alike than the "observant" poster has noted.
B: I have often had random capitalization when writing, sometimes a single word will get capitalized if it's the only thing on that line, Sherlock.
C: Nothing is to say that Mr Devin Barnes didn't just write the "none" part, and then his buddy decided that wasn't enough, grabbed the pen and added the N-bomb herself. There's no law that says only one person writes something on a piece of paper.
 
2013-09-09 09:43:48 AM

VeggieDelight: I rather doubt they're missing you much.


no kidding. what sort of a snob gets offended at racism???
 
2013-09-09 09:43:49 AM

log_jammin: gfid: Well, I'm sometimes brutally honest and admit to basing opinions on things for which there is no credible evidence.

that's good. not everyone can except the fact that they find thinking too hard and would rather make up things to make themselves feel better rather than except unpleasant facts.


Well, the thing is this story doesn't affect me at all.  Either some hick in Tennessee wrote a racial epithet on his receipt at Red Farking Lobster or the waitress made it look like he did and posted it on the internet.

Unless the guy or the waitress comes out and makes a tear-filled apology we'll probably never know the truth.

What unpleasant facts am I not excepting?  (lol - I'm trying to work in some way to make fun of you for writing "except" twice when you meant "accept", but I just can't seem to do it in an exceptable way.

Are you taking the waitress's internet post as "fact"?

You may be more gullible than you appear.
 
2013-09-09 09:45:49 AM
Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.
 
2013-09-09 09:48:08 AM
I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.
 
2013-09-09 09:48:31 AM

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.
 
2013-09-09 09:49:07 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: I rather doubt they're missing you much.

no kidding. what sort of a snob gets offended at racism???


What sort of namby-pamby paste-eater with too much time on his hands gets himself all in a lather worrying about who's feeling offended?

People get offended all the time. It's not really a big deal, and hardly worth reorganizing your life and society just to avoid.
 
2013-09-09 09:49:11 AM

gfid: Unless the guy or the waitress comes out and makes a tear-filled apology we'll probably never know the truth.


that's true.

but the difference between me and you is that'l I'll say to myself "this story may or may not be true" while you say to yourself "The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy."

gfid: (lol - I'm trying to work in some way to make fun of you for writing "except" twice when you meant "accept", but I just can't seem to do it in an exceptable way


well have fun with that.
 
2013-09-09 09:50:56 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.


Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.
 
2013-09-09 09:51:04 AM

Phinn: What sort of namby-pamby paste-eater with too much time on his hands gets himself all in a lather worrying about who's feeling offended?

People get offended all the time. It's not really a big deal, and hardly worth reorganizing your life and society just to avoid.


person goes to a party, guy there is acting like a racist ass. person decides to leave.

the end.
 
2013-09-09 09:51:13 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: I rather doubt they're missing you much.

no kidding. what sort of a snob gets offended at racism???


Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.
 
2013-09-09 09:52:00 AM
Red Lobster is an abomination, and that's what she gets for working in that evil place!

Lev. 11:10  But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-09-09 09:52:29 AM

Wendy's Chili: feckingmorons: who could forget the Rev. Sharpton and Ms. Brawley.

People who don't hold on to racial grudges?


Remembering those things is pretty racist.
 
2013-09-09 09:53:21 AM

CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.


Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?
 
2013-09-09 09:54:10 AM

RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?


Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.
 
2013-09-09 09:54:16 AM
HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?
 
2013-09-09 09:54:36 AM

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.


I don't have to look, they tell me.

You're upset that I call people on it. I don't understand why, they should just stop being racists if they don't like it.

Also, cry harder.
 
2013-09-09 09:55:12 AM

VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.


right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.
 
2013-09-09 09:55:14 AM

CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.


Or how about this?  She faked the receipt to get attention on Facebook.  Better?
 
2013-09-09 09:55:19 AM

Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:


I'm no expert, but those appear to be two different shades of blue ink...
 
2013-09-09 09:55:56 AM

Dwindle: HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?


It allows them to ply their trade easier.
 
2013-09-09 09:56:30 AM

CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.


So, really, you haven't heard of "Occam's razor" or that nobody bothered to explain it to you with small enough words.
 
2013-09-09 09:56:44 AM

Dwindle: HotWingConspiracy:Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

What investment would that be?


so they can be the victim.
 
2013-09-09 09:58:40 AM

Lady J: gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?

i shouldnt laugh. but i did


ohhh, you're not the only one......
 
2013-09-09 09:58:49 AM

CJHardin: Or how about this?  She faked the receipt to get attention on Facebook.  Better?


oh oh! i got one!

a racist wrote something racist on his receipt.

hows that?
 
2013-09-09 09:59:17 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.

right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.


I'm glad that you're finally able to see reason. Gold star for you today!
 
2013-09-09 10:00:05 AM

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.


Dude just a few days ago on fark there was a thread about babies being 'mostly apes' while in the womb and a farker posted 'Depending on what race they race they are some will stay apes."  Racism is real.
 
2013-09-09 10:00:27 AM

VeggieDelight: I'm glad that you're finally able to see reason. Gold star for you today!


*blink*
 
2013-09-09 10:01:30 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Mainly people looking to get offended and feel outraged at things that have nothing to do with them, so that years later they can brag about their amazing, heroic ordeal to strangers online!  And you'd best not insult me for saying so, she might get offended on my behalf and badmouth you for years to come.

right. because it's only logical to assume someone pretended to be offended at racism as part of a scam to make yourself look good on an internet forum at some unspecified later date, rather than just being offended at someones behavior, particularity when their being racist.


Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".
 
2013-09-09 10:01:55 AM

HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.


So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?
 
2013-09-09 10:02:48 AM

RexTalionis: CJHardin: RexTalionis: CJHardin: I'm guessing that Devin Barnes ate and paid but might have given her a less that acceptable tip.  They normally give you 2 receipts, one to sign, and one to keep.  If Devin is like me, I sign one and leave the other as I don't need those receipts.  Girl gets pissed at small tip, goes all attention whorey and uses the other to make her masterpiece.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Occam's razor"?

Yeah, and it pretty much cuts this girls story in half.

So, really, you haven't heard of "Occam's razor" or that nobody bothered to explain it to you with small enough words.


Did I farking stutter when I said yes?  With the previous types of stories like these it may just be the simplest conclusion that she faked it.  Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number. Should I explain my farking opinion in smaller words for you?
 
2013-09-09 10:03:44 AM

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


It's because several of these stories about rude messages written on receipts instead of a tip have turned out to be made up by the person posting it.
 
2013-09-09 10:03:54 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Red Lobster should give her a fitness video.
/damn she's well built


What the hell is wrong with you?

She's cute.
 
2013-09-09 10:04:23 AM

VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".


we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.
 
2013-09-09 10:04:38 AM

doyner: "When I posted it I thought it might get a few 'likes' from friends and family. "

Sounds like you need better friends and family.


When I posted my cat died all my coworkers liked it, made me wonder if they all hated cats.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:02 AM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?


"YO biatches, dat shiz ain't legit, no ni**a wud eva speal so mane wurds write in a row." Duh.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:25 AM

muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.


I'm a sexy red head with big tits.
 
2013-09-09 10:05:28 AM

log_jammin: gfid: Unless the guy or the waitress comes out and makes a tear-filled apology we'll probably never know the truth.

that's true.

but the difference between me and you is that'l I'll say to myself "this story may or may not be true" while you say to yourself "The guy probably just left her no tip because he's a dick and she's probably was a shiatty waitress and decided to attention whore on the internet and accuse him of being a racist because she thought she would get some sympathy."


Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".  There are a whole lot of stories that pass as "news".  Do we ever really know the truth?   This particular story rates up there with "Who the hell cares?".

What about chemical weapons in Syria?  Hmmm...who do I trust more?  Obama or Putin?
 
2013-09-09 10:05:41 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

I'm no expert, but those appear to be two different shades of blue ink...


I find it interesting that the picture on her facebook (least that people linked without the censored N-word) has her blacked out the customer info, yet somehow Daily Fail has an uncovered one...

Which seems to tell me after she got introuble she deleted it, reup'd it with a blacked out version.

/although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...
 
2013-09-09 10:06:50 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".

we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.


Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.
 
2013-09-09 10:07:37 AM

CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.


you have statistics on this?
 
2013-09-09 10:07:38 AM

feckingmorons: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

She hasn't got two nickels to rub together, it would be a Pyrrhic victory


I imagine the suit would be against the restaurant (and possibly her as well, with no hope of collecting).  Even if the maligned party didn't think that way, their lawyer would.
 
2013-09-09 10:08:18 AM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?


Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?
 
2013-09-09 10:08:26 AM

Egoy3k: Racism is real.


I live in the South (not that its entirely a southern experience), so I def know it exists still...

However, much like any accusation these days, I'd rather see all the evidence before jumping to conclusions.
 
2013-09-09 10:08:53 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs


FTFY
 
2013-09-09 10:09:15 AM

VeggieDelight: Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.


*whoosh*
 
2013-09-09 10:09:17 AM

CJHardin: Did I farking stutter when I said yes? With the previous types of stories like these it may just be the simplest conclusion that she faked it. Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number. Should I explain my farking opinion in smaller words for you?


So you're saying that we have two possibilities:

1) Customer wrote something offensive on receipt. Waitress, offended, posts it on social media.

2) Customer wrote nothing out of the ordinary, but left no tip. Waitress, offended, decides to find a blank copy of the credit card charge authorization receipt, write in racist epithets on it and forges the customer's signature and then posts it on social media to try to make herself look better.

You're telling me that explanation #2 is the simpler explanation than explanation #1? Let's not forget Hanlon's razor on top of it - never assume malice when mere incompetence would do.
 
2013-09-09 10:09:21 AM
Unless this was a stolen credit card, this never happened.
 
2013-09-09 10:10:30 AM

flondrix: feckingmorons: If it's fake, this girl might spend her most productive years of life paying off a slander suit judgment.

She hasn't got two nickels to rub together, it would be a Pyrrhic victory

I imagine the suit would be against the restaurant (and possibly her as well, with no hope of collecting).  Even if the maligned party didn't think that way, their lawyer would.


They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.
 
2013-09-09 10:10:58 AM

gfid: Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".


I did.

QueenMamaBee: log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs

FTFY


OMG!! I don't sound like a sexy red head with big tits??? glad we have experts on fark to detect these things.
 
2013-09-09 10:11:06 AM

log_jammin: CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.

you have statistics on this?


I guess I would consider normal as not being racist and I'd also guess that over 50% of people would not do this type of blatantly racist thing.  Maybe I'm just an optimist.
 
2013-09-09 10:12:26 AM

CJHardin: Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number.


He may not have paid attention to the details of restaurant CC slips, and not realized his name was on it.  I am now going to check the slip next time I eat out, as I was not aware of this.
 
2013-09-09 10:13:12 AM

CJHardin: Maybe I'm just an optimist.


well that's one word for it...
 
2013-09-09 10:13:36 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.

*whoosh*


Was that the wind escaping from your big mangina again?
 
2013-09-09 10:13:49 AM

log_jammin: gfid: Yeah, you should note the use of the word "probably".

I did.

QueenMamaBee: log_jammin: muck4doo: So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things.

I'm a sexy red head with big tits.moobs

FTFY

OMG!! I don't sound like a sexy red head with big tits??? glad we have experts on fark to detect these things.


I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.
 
2013-09-09 10:15:41 AM

VeggieDelight: Was that the wind escaping from your big mangina again?


no. it was the obvious whizzing past your head once again.
 
2013-09-09 10:15:44 AM

KellyX: They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.


"Hey, Shamus McShyster, I want to sue a waitress who might earn money someday."  "Are you stoned?  If it's on contingency, we're suing Red Lobster or no deal."
 
2013-09-09 10:18:17 AM

QueenMamaBee: I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.


huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

/another possibility is that i am a sexy red head with big tits but I'm also just a fan of a certain movie.
//another possibility is that I no longer have moobs
 
2013-09-09 10:18:51 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-09 10:20:54 AM

untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.


1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."
 
2013-09-09 10:23:11 AM

serial_crusher: SlothB77: I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.

I love that attitude....  Perform bad service.  Customer uses conventionally established means to respond to your bad service.  Treat customer with further bad service.  Profit.

/ Any time I stiff a waiter, I write a reason why in the tip jar.
// It's usually slightly more constructive criticism than the n word.  Usually.


so bad they came back.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:40 AM

log_jammin: QueenMamaBee: I just figured your email address referencing a male character would probably eliminate the possibility of you having huge tits, unless they are moobs.

huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

/another possibility is that i am a sexy red head with big tits but I'm also just a fan of a certain movie.
//another possibility is that I no longer have moobs


If you're just a fan of that particular movie, you should have just referenced the rug in your email addy. It really tied the room together.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:44 AM

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?


What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.
 
2013-09-09 10:24:32 AM

TNel: SlothB77: freak7: Here's one from the other side of the coin.

A black man shouted 'I'm going to punch the first white man I see!'

Dont hold your breath waiting for that thread. Fark only posts them going in one direction.

There are assholes in all races news at 11.  Since white people haven't been slaved out for years, whipped, tortured, raped during that time frame, then be segregated from other classes of people I don't have the same feelings as when some douche nozzle redneck does the same thing.   For the love of god look at Jessie Owens, he was still shunned when he returned to the US after the Olympics.


I did all of those things.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:25 AM

flondrix: KellyX: They can win a suit and not collect for years, but when said person starts making money, then they'd garnish her wages... See for example that one girl that claimed she was gang raped and Al Sharpton represented her, she finally popped up on the radar again and started having her wages garnished.

"Hey, Shamus McShyster, I want to sue a waitress who might earn money someday."  "Are you stoned?  If it's on contingency, we're suing Red Lobster or no deal."


Naturally you'd sue the place of work too, just like the in example I gave, they sued all involved, they only just started collecting on the main person who lied about the gang raping.

But I guess be a dick for no reason, oh right, internet...
 
2013-09-09 10:26:27 AM
If the customer is also black that wrote the note, would it still be racist or just a term of endearment?
 
2013-09-09 10:26:29 AM

log_jammin: huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.


I never doubted that. I'm curios about what gave it away that a black guy didn't type that. What was it that said that said it wasn't a legitimate black person opinion.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:50 AM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.


You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:09 AM

QueenMamaBee: If you're just a fan of that particular movie, you should have just referenced the rug in your email addy. It really tied the room together.


obviously you're not a golfer.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:25 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Was that the wind escaping from your big mangina again?

no. it was the obvious whizzing past your head once again.


Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?
 
2013-09-09 10:30:16 AM

muck4doo: I never doubted that.


so you're completely open to the idea that it may not be "a legitimate" black person? good to know.
 
2013-09-09 10:30:28 AM

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.


You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.
 
2013-09-09 10:31:10 AM
Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.  That said, it can be easy to fake something like that if the customer didn't write anything in the tip line.  I don't, because even if I'm paying with a credit card/debit card, I leave a cash tip on the table for our server.  So if they wanted to be spiteful, they could write any manner of nonsense there and then post it online.

I will say though, I've been to Tennessee; the odds are more in favor of her telling the truth than lying, but then again maybe she's just a really good liar.  Who knows.
 
2013-09-09 10:31:56 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never doubted that.

so you're completely open to the idea that it may not be "a legitimate" black person? good to know.


Of course. I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.
 
2013-09-09 10:33:23 AM

VeggieDelight: Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?


ooops.

month old account. callingothers out for being offended by a racist. multiple posts in a row of just insults.

my bad. bye bye troll.
 
2013-09-09 10:35:02 AM

muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.


I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?
 
2013-09-09 10:35:48 AM

KellyX: /although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...


There's no limit to the stupidity that people will do.   I've done some pretty stupid things in my time even though I've never written racial slurs on receipts.  Alcohol may have been a factor.

Who knows and who cares?  It is interesting watching everyone get all worked up about it though.  Best troll ever!

I'd still put my money on the waitress faking it though.  That's actually based on my real life experiences.  I've seen too many black people try to play the race card when race wasn't a factor.  A couple of years ago, a lady from HR came over to visit us and said she had a complaint from the EEOC because after doing a phone interview we didn't invite the job applicant in.  Our response?  "We didn't even know he was black".

/remember the BOY who cried wolf.
 
2013-09-09 10:36:14 AM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.

You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.


REAL black people all have exactly the same views, and every single one of them would obviously rally around this poor woman, while screaming racism at every white person that dared to express skepticism.  Now, stop being all difficult and share a touching story about how you bravely got offended on someone else's behalf in the past.
 
2013-09-09 10:37:46 AM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: 'As a black man, I simply don't believe this is real. The word 'none' has totally different handwriting from the word 'Ni**er.' There's lots of stories lately of people making false accusations of racism or discrimination for attention. I think you should just admit you did this yourself because you were mad he didn't tip you... This poor man is innocent and I think you are racist against white people.'

LOL, 100% legit

And I like that everyone is a handwriting expert.

So it doesn't sound like a black guy? Glad we have experts on Fark to detect those kinds of things. What would a REAL black guy have typed, out of curiosity?

Not boilerplate butthurt generally spouted by white racists?

What did he state that was racist? Errr, WHITE racist, I mean. Was it the handwriting statement? Maybe that he said people do make up things? You just stated he's making up that he's black, so keep that in mind.

You're trying too hard, I don't buy your oblivious dumbass routine.

You can simply answer the question. What part of what he said wasn't a legitimate black person opinion, and outed him to you? I want to learn more about what REAL black people think and do not think so I don't get fooled on the internet.


Really, trying too hard.
 
2013-09-09 10:38:34 AM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Haha wow, do you honestly think anything you have to say goes over anyones head? Or did it whizz past your head that I was simply taking the opportunity to fling an easy juvenile insult your way?

ooops.

month old account. callingothers out for being offended by a racist. multiple posts in a row of just insults.

my bad. bye bye troll.


Haha right, because Nobody ever just joins this site, the only REAL farkers have been here since the site was first created, right? As for the insults, what can I say? You just have that effect on me.
 
2013-09-09 10:39:32 AM

HotWingConspiracy: You're upset that I call people on it.



No, I feel equal parts amusement and pity when I see people who actually believe that their habit of "calling people on [anything]" is somehow meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

Shake your tiny fist some more, tiny man.  See what good it does.

Egoy3k: Racism is real.



Ooh, is it?  Tell me more!

News flash -- people are also sometimes blunt, uncivil, boorish, coarse, surly, and downright loutish.  Occasionally they are abrupt to the point of being brusque, brutish, curt, and positively inconsiderate.  Once in a while you run across someone who is cheeky or even (gasp!) impudent.  But (and I don't mean to alarm you), but once in a while, you may encounter someone who is irretrievably scurrilous, uncouth, and altogether bad-mannered!

My stars, I do believe I'm getting a case of the vapors!
 
2013-09-09 10:39:42 AM

SlothB77: serial_crusher: SlothB77: I dont care who you are, if you dont leave a tip i will remember you and if you come back to my restaurant youre going to have a bad time.

I love that attitude....  Perform bad service.  Customer uses conventionally established means to respond to your bad service.  Treat customer with further bad service.  Profit.

/ Any time I stiff a waiter, I write a reason why in the tip jar.
// It's usually slightly more constructive criticism than the n word.  Usually.

so bad they came back.


Maybe the food is good, maybe the restaurant is great but the one waiter sucks.  Maybe they decided to give that waiter a second chance, or maybe they just don't know how to ask not to be seated at his table.
Let's be honest though, if somebody came in and said to the hostess "SlothB77 really farked up our orders last time.  Can we not have him as our waiter?", that hostess and the other waiters would show solidarity and fark you over even harder.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:02 AM

gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.


remember confirmation bias.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:05 AM

gfid: KellyX: /although for the life of me I don't know why someone who's name is on a credit card slip would write something like that to potentially hurt themselves...

There's no limit to the stupidity that people will do.   I've done some pretty stupid things in my time even though I've never written racial slurs on receipts.  Alcohol may have been a factor.

Who knows and who cares?  It is interesting watching everyone get all worked up about it though.  Best troll ever!

I'd still put my money on the waitress faking it though.  That's actually based on my real life experiences.  I've seen too many black people try to play the race card when race wasn't a factor.  A couple of years ago, a lady from HR came over to visit us and said she had a complaint from the EEOC because after doing a phone interview we didn't invite the job applicant in.  Our response?  "We didn't even know he was black".

/remember the BOY who cried wolf.


Wish I could understand the lying part... Is it just an issue that the parents let them get away with it, I dunno.

The little girl seems to be trying to lie often right now when she gets busted for doing something wrong, the other day she flat out lied to our faces when we knew exactly what had happened.

Prior to that lie, I had planned to just verbally explain what she had done wrong and why it was wrong, once that lie came out and she tried to double down on it, she got grounded for a month and got a sore ass.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:12 AM

Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.


Really?  Do you feel all people with a mental disorder should be publicly identified?  And you only think that so they can get help?

That's a very noble stance, but I don't believe it for a second.
 
2013-09-09 10:44:53 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.

I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?


I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

HotWingConspiracy: Really, trying too hard.


In other words you don't want to share your method with the rest of us. You obviously know what REAL black people do, and do not think. You are also acting the anti-racism champion of the thread, so it's kind of selfish of you not to share with the rest of us what REAL black people do and do not think.
 
2013-09-09 10:45:09 AM

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: You're upset that I call people on it.

No, I feel equal parts amusement and pity when I see people who actually believe that their habit of "calling people on [anything]" is somehow meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.


What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

Shake your tiny fist some more, tiny man.  See what good it does.

This coming from the simp shaking his fist at me. Let's see how hard you can cry.
 
2013-09-09 10:45:40 AM

log_jammin: gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.

remember confirmation bias.


Remember the Alamo.
 
2013-09-09 10:46:11 AM

muck4doo: I never said it was or wasn't, did I?


neither did I , yet you felt it was a fair question to ask me.
 
2013-09-09 10:46:40 AM

muck4doo: log_jammin: muck4doo: I just want to know what your method is of detecting real and fake black people.

I don't have a "method". what's your method for determining that it really is a black guy?

I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

HotWingConspiracy: Really, trying too hard.

In other words you don't want to share your method with the rest of us. You obviously know what REAL black people do, and do not think. You are also acting the anti-racism champion of the thread, so it's kind of selfish of you not to share with the rest of us what REAL black people do and do not think.


You can attend one of my seminars for an agreeable fee.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:31 AM

UrukHaiGuyz: log_jammin: gfid: /remember the BOY who cried wolf.

remember confirmation bias.

Remember the Alamo.


Remember when I was young and so were you
and time stood still and love was all we knew
You were the first, so was I
We made love and then you cried
Remember when
 
Ant
2013-09-09 10:47:55 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yep.  And whether or not it's a fake, she has screwed that guy up.


If it's not a fake, who gives a fark if she screwed him up? Don't be a racist moron in the future.
If it is a fake, that's another thing entirely.
 
2013-09-09 10:48:01 AM
Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.
 
2013-09-09 10:48:50 AM

VeggieDelight: REAL black people all have exactly the same views, and every single one of them would obviously rally around this poor woman, while screaming racism at every white person that dared to express skepticism. Now, stop being all difficult and share a touching story about how you bravely got offended on someone else's behalf in the past.


Thanks for explaining.
 
2013-09-09 10:50:20 AM

megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.


I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.
 
2013-09-09 10:50:53 AM

Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.


This is Fark, where everything is a fabrication until proven otherwise.  Usually with a followup thread.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:03 AM

megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.


Go stuff it, ya jackanape!

/Sorry, just trying to fit in.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:31 AM

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


I'm going to start drinking heavily in a few minutes, so I'm in a great mood.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:33 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never said it was or wasn't, did I?

neither did I , yet you felt it was a fair question to ask me.


It was a question posed to HotWing. You decided to jump into it. Figured you wanted to be part of the conversation.
 
2013-09-09 10:51:54 AM

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


I'm hungover and my coworker smells like onions. Not a good mixture.

But there's a Juggalo thread. So all it right with the world.
 
2013-09-09 10:52:58 AM

RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.


How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?
 
2013-09-09 10:53:38 AM

UrukHaiGuyz: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

Go stuff it, ya jackanape!

/Sorry, just trying to fit in.


I didn't know this, but I needed the word "jackanape" in my life.
 
2013-09-09 10:53:58 AM

gfid: Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness, and racists should be identified so that they can get the help they very clearly need.

Really?  Do you feel all people with a mental disorder should be publicly identified?  And you only think that so they can get help?

That's a very noble stance, but I don't believe it for a second.


No, and I'm not sure how you arrived to that conclusion.  I do believe people with mental health issues should get any and all help possible, because we're supposedly a first-world society and if we can't help the most in need, then what farking good are we, but I never said I think there should be a list of schizophrenics nailed to the courthouse doors or something.

Racists however, are scum-sucking bags of filth, and it's good to know who they are so we can avoid them in day-to-day life.  Racism is what I call a voluntary mental illness.  Schizophrenics, people with bipolar disorder, people with severe depression....they don't ask for it.  They don't want to be sick, they just are.  Racism is very much a chosen behavior.
 
2013-09-09 10:54:36 AM

HotWingConspiracy: RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.

How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?


I blame it on my early onset dementia.
 
2013-09-09 10:56:12 AM

HotWingConspiracy: How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?


Also, if you want to get really technical and parse what I wrote, I didn't say that "forgot to wear socks" but rather, I "forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes."

There's quite a bit of semantic difference between the two.
 
2013-09-09 10:56:20 AM

muck4doo: It was a question posed to HotWing. You decided to jump into it. Figured you wanted to be part of the conversation.


right. I'm not a goldfish and i can remember past events quite clearly. how we got to this point is still very fresh in my mind.

so, since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?
 
2013-09-09 10:56:59 AM

RexTalionis: HotWingConspiracy: RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.

How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?

I blame it on my early onset dementia.


I think you're supposed to smoke weed and play video games to stave that off.
 
2013-09-09 10:57:11 AM

xanadian: freak7: Well that's it, all white people are racist.

Everyone's a little bit racist...


Nonsense. I hate everyone, regardless of race, creed, or color.
 
2013-09-09 10:59:35 AM

RexTalionis: HotWingConspiracy: How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?

Also, if you want to get really technical and parse what I wrote, I didn't say that "forgot to wear socks" but rather, I "forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes."

There's quite a bit of semantic difference between the two.


Right. I never go sock-less with shoes, so it struck me funny.
 
2013-09-09 11:00:35 AM

VeggieDelight: log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".

we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.

Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.


You also missed grammergrammar.
 
2013-09-09 11:01:18 AM

HotWingConspiracy: What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.



Run-on sentences are what make me insane.

But more to the point, why does the specter of RACISM!!! loom so large in your mind?  Why has it taken on such monumental psychological proportions for you, such that you feel the need to patrol the world and flip over every rock and leaf hunting for its indicia?

Why does racism rise to the top of your concerns, Inspector Javert?  What makes it the most important issue of your lifetime that you feel the need to appoint yourself as the Constable of Race Relations?
 
2013-09-09 11:01:54 AM
She should have brought it to her manager and had the guy banned from the restuarant. But I guess she felt the need to share it with the world and it ended up her getting in trouble at work.
 
2013-09-09 11:02:06 AM
Glad to see the fark racists are out in full force defending someone writing racist comments on a receipt.
 
2013-09-09 11:02:21 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: It was a question posed to HotWing. You decided to jump into it. Figured you wanted to be part of the conversation.

right. I'm not a goldfish and i can remember past events quite clearly. how we got to this point is still very fresh in my mind.

so, since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?


I never stated it was definitely a black guy, and don't know if it is or not. You and HotWing do know it was definitely NOT a black guy, and I asked how you two came to that conclusion. You two claim to know what opinions real black people do and do not have, being the anti-racism champions you both are.
 
2013-09-09 11:03:39 AM

Abuse Liability: VeggieDelight: log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".

we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.

Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.

You also missed grammergrammar.


and "we'll" "at lest" and "your". "tho" too, but that could have been taken as a simple abbreviation.
 
2013-09-09 11:03:57 AM

HotWingConspiracy: RexTalionis: HotWingConspiracy: RexTalionis: megarian: Seems like everyone is seriously grumpy this morning.

I don't know. I feel great. Aside from a splitting headache, I mean, and a blister on my foot because I forgot to wear socks with a particularly uncomfortable pair of shoes yesterday.

How do you forget to wear socks? Doesn't it become immediately apparent when you put the shoes on?

I blame it on my early onset dementia.

I think you're supposed to smoke weed and play video games to stave that off.


Yesssss! I'm NEVER going to get dementia!

Where are my car keys?

I'm NEVER going to get dementia!
 
2013-09-09 11:05:10 AM

thamike: The 'e' is identical. Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole. Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail. This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.


Since it's apparent that few actually looked at this photo, Ill reiterate: In her Facebook post, she blanked out the person's name on the photo.  Then the Daily Random Bits Of Fluff printed a picture with the person's name.
 
Ant
2013-09-09 11:05:16 AM

feckingmorons: While I'm not claiming that there are not bigots, I don't think they're stupid enough to write none n----- on a restaurant credit card receipt.


You've obviously never met my father-in-law, or as my wife calls him: The Sperm Donor.

She's disowned him. Walking around Pike Place Market with him many years ago was a very interesting experience, and one which I never want to repeat.
 
2013-09-09 11:07:19 AM

muck4doo: I never stated it was definitely a black guy


I know you didn't, that's why I said "despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it ".

muck4doo: You and HotWing do know it was definitely NOT a black guy


please quote me where I made that claim.

muck4doo: You two claim to know what opinions real black people do and do not have


and while you're at it, please quote me where I made that claim as well.


then when you get done with that you can go ahead and answer my very simple question.

since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?
 
2013-09-09 11:10:07 AM

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

Run-on sentences are what make me insane.

But more to the point, why does the specter of RACISM!!! loom so large in your mind?


I find it abhorrent.

  Why has it taken on such monumental psychological proportions for you, such that you feel the need to patrol the world and flip over every rock and leaf hunting for its indicia?

I don't do this, I have no idea what you're talking about. This is what you want/need to believe about for some reason. As it stands, your only interaction with me is quite limited and confined to this site so you assume a lot. Though I do wonder why attempting to rebut me has taken on such monumental psychological proportions for you. You're invested somehow, I'll let the reader draw their own conclusions.

Why does racism rise to the top of your concerns, Inspector Javert?  What makes it the most important issue of your lifetime that you feel the need to appoint yourself as the Constable of Race Relations?

I've never done that, I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2013-09-09 11:12:51 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never stated it was definitely a black guy

I know you didn't, that's why I said "despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it ".

muck4doo: You and HotWing do know it was definitely NOT a black guy

please quote me where I made that claim.

muck4doo: You two claim to know what opinions real black people do and do not have

and while you're at it, please quote me where I made that claim as well.


HotWing is the one who knows what black people do and do not think. By standing by hiss side and defending his position, you also assume that role.

then when you get done with that you can go ahead and answer my very simple question.

since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?


The question was already answered:

I never stated it was definitely a black guy, and don't know if it is or not.

I apologize for not posting it in a more noticeable way for you the first time. Hope that helps.
 
2013-09-09 11:13:38 AM

RexTalionis: CJHardin: Did I farking stutter when I said yes? With the previous types of stories like these it may just be the simplest conclusion that she faked it. Normally someone wouldn't be as blatantly racist when their identity is easily found via their name and credit card number. Should I explain my farking opinion in smaller words for you?

So you're saying that we have two possibilities:

1) Customer wrote something offensive on receipt. Waitress, offended, posts it on social media.

2) Customer wrote nothing out of the ordinary, but left no tip. Waitress, offended, decides to find a blank copy of the credit card charge authorization receipt, write in racist epithets on it and forges the customer's signature and then posts it on social media to try to make herself look better.

You're telling me that explanation #2 is the simpler explanation than explanation #1? Let's not forget Hanlon's razor on top of it - never assume malice when mere incompetence would do.


Remember, the girl in question is teenaged. There is no length they won't go to out of spite.
 
2013-09-09 11:15:23 AM

muck4doo: I never stated it was definitely a black guy, and don't know if it is or not.


I know you didn't, that's why I said "despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it ".

I apologize for not posting it in a more noticeable way for you the first time. Hope that helps.


now that that is out of the way, where are those quotes?
 
2013-09-09 11:16:58 AM

Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

Run-on sentences are what make me insane.

But more to the point, why does the specter of RACISM!!! loom so large in your mind?  Why has it taken on such monumental psychological proportions for you, such that you feel the need to patrol the world and flip over every rock and leaf hunting for its indicia?

Why does racism rise to the top of your concerns, Inspector Javert?  What makes it the most important issue of your lifetime that you feel the need to appoint yourself as the Constable of Race Relations?


God damn't Phinn.  I love you man.  Ever since the Zimmerman threads, you've been a bastion of reasonableness and your vocabulary has succinctly  described similar thoughts I've had concerning a certain mild, fried quite delectable conspiracy.

/your asshole; my mouth is attached to it.
 
2013-09-09 11:19:05 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never stated it was definitely a black guy

I know you didn't, that's why I said "despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it ".

muck4doo: You and HotWing do know it was definitely NOT a black guy

please quote me where I made that claim.

muck4doo: You two claim to know what opinions real black people do and do not have

and while you're at it, please quote me where I made that claim as well.


then when you get done with that you can go ahead and answer my very simple question.

since you clearly believe that it is a black dude who wrote the comment(despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it), please explain how you concluded that it really was a black guy. can YOU tell how a black guy is supposed to write?


I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"  There's certainly more to go on that he was in fact black, similar to their being more to go on that the waitress did in fact recieve a racist 'tip'.  Personally, I'm waiting for the followup.  The handwriting looks similar (especially the 'e'), but the differences in ink look peculiar.
 
2013-09-09 11:21:21 AM
All Fark Racists™ will now be referred to as Devin Barnes
 
2013-09-09 11:21:47 AM

Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"


we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.
 
2013-09-09 11:34:12 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: I never stated it was definitely a black guy, and don't know if it is or not.

I know you didn't, that's why I said "despite the fact that you haven't come out and said it ".

I apologize for not posting it in a more noticeable way for you the first time. Hope that helps.


now that that is out of the way, where are those quotes?


When HotWing was asked how he knew it wasn't a real black guy who made the post, you rushed to his defense with this:

huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

I apologize for your short memory. Hope that helps. You took a position defending HotWing when he was asked how he knew that a black person didn't make that post. Maybe you don't believe that, and just feel that you had to come to HotWings defense because you like him. You could clarify that if that is the case.
 
2013-09-09 11:42:21 AM

muck4doo: When HotWing was asked how he knew it wasn't a real black guy who made the post, you rushed to his defense with this:

huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.


I did indeed point out that  anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.

now, if you can quote where i said that I "know it was definitely NOT a black guy" and I "know what opinions real black people do and do not have"I'd appreciate it.

thanks.
 
2013-09-09 11:43:52 AM

log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.


You have to start an argument somewhere.  He could also be an AI that has gained consciousness within the intertubes and is here to cause racial unrest.  I think him basing his idea that it COULD be a black man were based around the statement "As a black man."  Until that is proven to be false, it's an appropriate starting point to debate from.  What I want to know is why other people think its not a black man speaking.  Where is the counter evidence to this 'fallacious' claim?
 
2013-09-09 11:46:21 AM

log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.


That isn't in dispute. What was asked of HotWing was why he didn't think that was really a black guy who made that comment. You had an issue with him being asked that question, and got defensive stating anyone can claim to be anything on the internet.
 
2013-09-09 11:48:25 AM

log_jammin: muck4doo: When HotWing was asked how he knew it wasn't a real black guy who made the post, you rushed to his defense with this:

huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

I did indeed point out that  anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.

now, if you can quote where i said that I "know it was definitely NOT a black guy" and I "know what opinions real black people do and do not have"I'd appreciate it.

thanks.


Already posted for you with a background on the context of the conversation, for your convenience of course.
 
2013-09-09 11:50:03 AM

muck4doo: You had an issue


muck4doo: got defensive


lol. your projection is so cute!
 
2013-09-09 11:51:00 AM

log_jammin: gfid: Well, I'm sometimes brutally honest and admit to basing opinions on things for which there is no credible evidence.

that's good. not everyone can except the fact that they find thinking too hard and would rather make up things to make themselves feel better rather than except unpleasant facts.


Ha! I love it when people act high and mighty while making themselves look like an idiot.
 
2013-09-09 11:51:09 AM

muck4doo: log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.

That isn't in dispute. What was asked of HotWing was why he didn't think that was really a black guy who made that comment.


Then when I told you, you started playing dumb. It was funny. You're funny.
 
2013-09-09 11:53:22 AM

muck4doo: Already posted for you with a background on the context of the conversation, for your convenience of course.


perhaps you should learn English then.

but I'm officially bored with you now and I'm going to go drink. good bye.
 
2013-09-09 11:55:08 AM

log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.


As an Olympic Track and Field medalist, Porn Superstar and Supreme Court Justice, I agree.
 
2013-09-09 11:55:19 AM

log_jammin: Abuse Liability: VeggieDelight: log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Oh, but it looks like I'm gonna have to bust you down to a silver star for using "their".

we'll at lest your good at grammer and spelling, even tho you're logic sucks.

Ok Spock, I'll take "you're" word on that.

You also missed grammergrammar.

and "we'll" "at lest" and "your". "tho" too, but that could have been taken as a simple abbreviation.


Haha missed? Nope, I just didn't think your every mistake was worth commenting on. If I spent all of my time correcting your posts, I wouldn't have time to breathe.
 
2013-09-09 11:55:38 AM

umad: Ha! I love it when people act high and mighty while making themselves look like an idiot.


you read your post 4 times for errors before hitting "add comment" didn't you?
 
2013-09-09 11:56:51 AM

VeggieDelight: Haha missed? Nope


*yawn*
 
2013-09-09 12:01:48 PM

log_jammin: VeggieDelight: Haha missed? Nope

*yawn*


Aww, did mommy let you stay up past your bedtime playing on fark? And on a school night too! Quick, someone call child services.
 
2013-09-09 12:02:35 PM
*plonk*
 
2013-09-09 12:03:35 PM

log_jammin: *plonk*


Yeah he flew too close to the sun.
 
2013-09-09 12:03:38 PM

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.

That isn't in dispute. What was asked of HotWing was why he didn't think that was really a black guy who made that comment.

Then when I told you, you started playing dumb. It was funny. You're funny.


Yes, you told us that the guy didn't sound black, he sounded like a white racist. Although you wouldn't say what made you think that, or what part of what he said was racist when you were asked. It was hilarious indeed.
 
2013-09-09 12:05:48 PM

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: log_jammin: Abuse Liability: I suppose he isn't supposed to take context clues like "as a black man,"

we covered that. anyone can claim to be anything in a comment on a message board.

That isn't in dispute. What was asked of HotWing was why he didn't think that was really a black guy who made that comment.

Then when I told you, you started playing dumb. It was funny. You're funny.

Yes, you told us that the guy didn't sound black, he sounded like a white racist. Although you wouldn't say what made you think that, or what part of what he said was racist when you were asked.


You can read the same thing I did, I guess we just have a difference of opinion. It's a shame that this offends you.
 
2013-09-09 12:06:19 PM

Abuse Liability: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

This is Fark, where everything is a fabrication until proven otherwise.  Usually with a followup thread.


Not everything, just posts by self labeled "black men." Everything posted on facebook is absolutely true and should be treated as such.
 
2013-09-09 12:11:03 PM

log_jammin: *plonk*



Ah, I really ought to stick to mocking your arguments instead of just mocking you. Here's your internet apology (I apologize.)
 
2013-09-09 12:13:24 PM

log_jammin: umad: Ha! I love it when people act high and mighty while making themselves look like an idiot.

you read your post 4 times for errors before hitting "add comment" didn't you?


I don't need to. I learned 3rd grade grammar in the 3rd grade.
 
2013-09-09 12:17:36 PM

gfid: I called this as fake when I read the actual headline (not the Fark headline)....A real racist would have refused to have been served by a black waitress or would have just said that shiat to her face.

I also refuse to believe the girl in those pictures is actually black.  Her name sounds too normal.  Toni Christina?  Why isn't there a 'q' or an apostrophe anywhere in her name?


So, basically you're saying as a racist, you wouldn't have acted that way, got it.
 
2013-09-09 12:23:45 PM
UmadI made a tired/stupid error. I'm an adult and I can admit that.
 
2013-09-09 12:36:15 PM
OMG, posting stuff online makes it not private?

I am shocked. Shocked. There is literally no precedent for this.
 
2013-09-09 12:40:20 PM
Not originally from Tennessee, shiatty British paper that sells American stereotypes to ignorant shlubs, different handwritting, attention whore.

Hmmm.  Yep, fake.
 
2013-09-09 12:44:05 PM

Egoy3k: Phinn: HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: Why are people so interested in seeing this as a fabrication?  Not really getting that.

Racists are invested in giving the impression that racism doesn't exist.

Look out! I think there are a few rocks over here you haven't turned over to check for lurking racists.

Go get 'em, Hot Wing! You'll find them all, some day.

Dude just a few days ago on fark there was a thread about babies being 'mostly apes' while in the womb and a farker posted 'Depending on what race they race they are some will stay apes."  Racism is

Trolls are real.

FTFY. And for the record, racism is real too - but it's a hell of a lot less likely in this case than simple trolling. Good luck getting the fishhook out.
 
2013-09-09 12:54:55 PM

HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.


"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."
 
2013-09-09 12:59:40 PM

jedikinkoid: FTFY. And for the record, racism is real too - but it's a hell of a lot less likely in this case than simple trolling. Good luck getting the fishhook out.


"Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest."

Unkind things said or done as a troll are still unkind.
 
2013-09-09 01:03:52 PM

flondrix: jedikinkoid: FTFY. And for the record, racism is real too - but it's a hell of a lot less likely in this case than simple trolling. Good luck getting the fishhook out.

"Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest."

Unkind things said or done as a troll are still unkind.


True, but an asshole isn't necessarily a racist. (Kinda like how not all furniture is a chair.)
 
2013-09-09 01:07:57 PM
Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.
 
2013-09-09 01:13:00 PM
Well on the way to epicosity,

Love it.
 
2013-09-09 01:15:23 PM

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."


But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.
 
2013-09-09 01:18:13 PM
What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

I'm always amused that people actually believe this kind of thing.
Ah, the petty delusions of  grandeur some Farkers live for.
 
2013-09-09 01:23:09 PM

doubled99: What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

I'm always amused that people actually believe this kind of thing.
Ah, the petty delusions of  grandeur some Farkers live for.


Some of the emails I got prior to removing it from my profile didn't really strike me as sane. Though that was years ago, maybe they got the help that they needed.
 
2013-09-09 01:23:25 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.


What "mask", pray tell?
 
2013-09-09 01:28:45 PM

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?


The one you're wearing.
 
2013-09-09 01:30:58 PM

CMYK and PMS: I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster


This.
 
2013-09-09 01:31:39 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.


Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?
 
2013-09-09 01:32:36 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.


He has unmasked thee! Forsooth! Another villain dispatch-ed!
 
2013-09-09 01:42:03 PM

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?


I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.
 
2013-09-09 01:47:54 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.


Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?
 
2013-09-09 01:53:11 PM

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?


I was explaining how wrong you are.
 
2013-09-09 01:54:53 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.


Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?
 
2013-09-09 01:57:12 PM

jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.

Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?


"Pray tell" means "Please explain", which I feel that I did. Politely, of course. You said please and all.
 
2013-09-09 02:01:29 PM

CMYK and PMS: I call fake; white people don't go to Red Lobster


Perhaps the customer was black in which case it's ok to use the N word.

/and not tip.
 
2013-09-09 02:06:04 PM
Has anybody pointed out that the writing style of the slur and the signature are nothing alike and that the ink of the signature appears slightly darker?

I'm not saying she's lying, but she's lying. She got stiffed on a tip and wrote it in herself.
 
2013-09-09 02:06:42 PM

HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: jedikinkoid: HotWingConspiracy: how meaningful, important, or affecting the world in any way.

What makes you think I believe that? I'm just here to shiat on racists, it drives them insane. Looks like a big catch today, the sea is ever bountiful.

"I don't think yelling at people on Internet forums is meaningful, important, or affects the world in any way - I just think I'm a hero who makes the world a better place by driving racists insane."

But I don't think that. Don't let your mask slip this early.

What "mask", pray tell?

The one you're wearing.

Oh my, how clever of you! For your next trick, could you demonstrate the lost art of "I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me sticks on you"?

I think you missed some key parts of the rubber/glue corollary.

Anyway, you're still wrong. It's a shame that you need to backfill in nonsense to make sense of your notions.

I'll explain it to you again - I enjoy pissing off racists. What the larger world does with this doesn't concern me.

This is a very easy site to navigate, anyone that doesn't like what I have to say can block me.

Okay.... and what does any of that have to do with my actual question to you, which you've thus far only answered with a "clever" witticism?

I was explaining how wrong you are.

Again, what does any of that have to do with my actual question? Or are you going to keep repeating nonsensical non-answers ad infinitum?

"Pray tell" means "Please explain", which I feel that I did. Politely, of course. You said please and all.


Yes, except for the minor detail that what you explained wasn't an answer to the question I asked: "What mask?"
 
2013-09-09 02:35:55 PM

freak7: Has anybody pointed out that the writing style of the slur and the signature are nothing alike and that the ink of the signature appears slightly darker?

I'm not saying she's lying, but she's lying. She got stiffed on a tip and wrote it in herself.


1) So? Most people's signatures don't resemble their regular writing styles. My regular handwriting is in block letters. My signature is a looping swirl of cursive, written on top of each other in the manner of a monogram, complemented by several paraphs.

2) Looks the same to me.
 
2013-09-09 03:10:15 PM

muck4doo: log_jammin: huh. it's almost like people on the internet can claim to be anything they want even if it's not true. someone should let muck4doo know about this.

I never doubted that. I'm curios about what gave it away that a black guy didn't type that. What was it that said that said it wasn't a legitimate black person opinion.


If it isn't racist racism, Fark has ways of shutting that down.
 
2013-09-09 03:15:30 PM

megarian: Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.


I watched Zodiac last night so I became an expert in three ways "k" can be written. Great timing.
 
2013-09-09 04:06:12 PM

Lsherm: Found one.  Note the newspaper it was in blanked out the name:

[img33.imageshack.us image 565x521]


It looks almost like an "o" at the end of the N-word there...
 
2013-09-09 04:28:36 PM

Fano: megarian: Wow. I didn't know so many people studied and became experts in graphology.

I watched Zodiac last night so I became an expert in three ways "k" can be written. Great timing.


I have a Forensic File/Cold Case File/First 48 addiction.

I'm the SHIAT at handwriting analysis.

The Zodiac killer had interesting handwriting. Now I need I scrutinize the k formation. Thanks for the homework, Fano...ya jerk.
 
2013-09-09 05:04:15 PM

supayoda: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."


So if someone writes "ma'am" on a receipt, it'll get posted on the internet? Somehow, I doubt it. I just hate double-standards. They're illogical in a society which is supposedly founded on equality of opportunity.
 
2013-09-09 05:07:21 PM

Coco LaFemme: Racism is a mental illness,


Wha? Are you joking or are you just intimately familiar with mental illness? Calling jerks "mentally ill" is an insult to those who have actual mental illnesses. You're trivializing their actual conditions by lumping in people you don't like with them. That's insane.
 
2013-09-09 05:51:23 PM

hailin: I don't know anyone that writes them the same way


I do.  My handwriting is somewhere between Calvin and Hobbes and an anthrax letter.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:55 PM

mofa: thamike: The 'e' is identical. Now we know Devin Barnes is an asshole. Thanks for conspicuously not greeking out his name in your article, Daily Fail. This little girl has more journalistic integrity than your entire editorial staff.

Since it's apparent that few actually looked at this photo, Ill reiterate: In her Facebook post, she blanked out the person's name on the photo.  Then the Daily Random Bits Of Fluff printed a picture with the person's name.


Quoting the wrong person or completely misreading my post?
 
2013-09-09 06:59:58 PM

untaken_name: icepriestess


You are my hero of the day.
 
2013-09-09 07:05:21 PM

icepriestess: untaken_name: icepriestess

You are my hero of the day.


Thanks :) I couldn't have done it without TMBG, though.
 
2013-09-09 07:10:06 PM

VeggieDelight: icepriestess


I'm not sure who the "they" in that response is. The racist douchenozzle? No, I doubt he does miss me. I don't miss him either so that works out well for both of us.

The homeowners? They have tried inviting me back for bonfires a half dozen times or so. We've hung out quite a few times since even though I don't attend their parties. They certainly don't seem to dislike my company.

(you're not a very good troll.)
 
2013-09-09 10:35:53 PM

untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?


drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.


Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?
 
2013-09-10 01:33:36 AM

Frederick: untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?

drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.

Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?


Sure. Here.
 
2013-09-10 01:36:55 AM

untaken_name: Frederick: untaken_name: untaken_name: TNel: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

Wrong spelling of the word but keep trying.

Wrappers?

drjekel_mrhyde: I don't know, because I never seen a white person say "none n" , but black people don't spell the n word with er at the end.

Ok, I'm confused, can someone help me out here?

Sure. Here.


Thanks, Fark preview.

Trying again.
 
2013-09-10 02:11:52 AM

Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?


You're out of touch, they already have the foothold, currently they get about 2x clicks from Americans as Brits. They're rapidly transforming into an American digital news outlet, they even have their own desks and native reporters stateside now. They started pandering to Americans years ago, knowing that Americans on average are more racist and classist and angry than the worst Brit, so this is where the real money in generating outrage is.

".co.uk" will soon be just a vestigal remnant until they can acquire the Charleston Daily Mail's website.
 
2013-09-10 02:34:22 AM

Lady J: the first thing my next door neighbour said to me the weekend we moved in was 'it's nice to have someone living next door that isn't black' (we live in a predominantly black area)


Yet she probably starred in some video that is categorized as "milf" and "interracial", and perhaps a few less SFW words.

jaylectricity: Red Lobster restaurant in an affluent suburb

One of these words doesn't belong here.


You'd be amazed. Middle and upper middle class people seem to think that chain restaurants are the absolute height of culinary conspicuous consumption, because it doesn't exist if it's not advertised on TV and available everywhere. Applebee's, Olive Garden, and TGI Friday's are the after work grub, and the fancy meals of the lower class. Red Lobster and Outback are surprisingly popular among the wealthier crowd as being better than Olive Garden, with Cheesecake Factory and Famous Dave's for those really special date nights, and Fleming's or Rush's Chris for when they have an extra $100 or two burning a hole in their pocket.

They grew up with chain culture, so that's all they're willing to have. The current anti-chain youngsters will probably lead to chains being for nothing but old fogeys... which will cause their kids or grandkids to end up loving chains. Culture is a cycle.
 
2013-09-10 06:02:37 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I really don't care cause God is my provider

So why are you working a waitress job?


God also provides for the birds, but he doesn't throw it into their nest.
 
2013-09-10 09:04:21 AM
Lots of gullible people here
 
2013-09-10 09:09:08 AM
it's fake.  the handwriting is obviously different.  stupid people.
 
2013-09-10 10:00:36 AM

untaken_name: supayoda: untaken_name: Wait, I thought that was a term of endearment. That's what all the rappers say.

1. I'm not going to defend anyone who uses that word in any way, but...

2. It's not WHAT you say but rather HOW you say it. I'm sure most people were taught to say "ma'am" as a sign of respect, but given the proper tone (which is often used by customer service of some sort) that exact same word easily translates to "biatch."

So if someone writes "ma'am" on a receipt, it'll get posted on the internet? Somehow, I doubt it. I just hate double-standards. They're illogical in a society which is supposedly founded on equality of opportunity.


I would say it depends on how it's written, or would you care to tell me how the word on the receipt in question could possibly by translated as a term of endearment or respect? I think it's fairly obvious how the n word in question was meant to come across. You'll also see a different spelling (ends with "a" rather than "er") when it's meant to be friendly.

Typically, when I've heard someone use the "ma'am" thing as an insult it's stated and not written, as the tone in which it's used has a lot to do with it. If the word "ma'am" is too difficult to grasp as being used as both a term of endearment/respect and as an insult, substitute "ma'am" for "snowflake." That's one that gets plenty of use in the derogatory form around here on Fark.
 
2013-09-10 12:17:05 PM

foxyshadis: Lady J: why would an american waitress speak 'exclusively' to a [terrible] british 'news' outlet?

are the fail trying to gain a foothold in the land of the free (or at least the subset of that land who are as dumb as rocks)? brits couldnt give a flying fark about god or whether people are religious so it feels like that slant of the article was pretty irrelevant this side of the pond.

perhaps the fail will be the new national enquirer. what are those magazines that are even worse - complete fabricated nonsense about aliens, and buses on the moon and suchlike?

You're out of touch, they already have the foothold, currently they get about 2x clicks from Americans as Brits. They're rapidly transforming into an American digital news outlet, they even have their own desks and native reporters stateside now. They started pandering to Americans years ago, knowing that Americans on average are more racist and classist and angry than the worst Brit 250 million more people in the US, so this is where the real money in generating outrage is.

".co.uk" will soon be just a vestigal remnant until they can acquire the Charleston Daily Mail's website.


fixed that for you
 
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