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(Metro)   Artist shows up at gallery to unveil his latest work, which is a large handgun loaded with penis shaped bullets. Also at gallery is artist who has had death threats, so there's tons of security personnel present. What could possibly go wrong?   (metro.co.uk) divider line 138
    More: Fail, Lars Vilks, Sydsvenskan, death threats  
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2013-09-08 07:45:39 PM
This is going to be a very interesting gun thread.....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-08 07:48:46 PM
Yoko Ono shows up?
 
2013-09-08 08:06:43 PM
i266.photobucket.com

Seen it before
 
2013-09-08 08:09:01 PM
People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.
 
2013-09-08 08:13:20 PM
Wow, everything, I hope.
 
2013-09-08 08:14:15 PM
Do the gun and penis bullets shoot through schools?
 
2013-09-08 08:17:24 PM
No wait, I know this one, he fixes the cable. Oh, there wasn't a question in the headline?
 
2013-09-08 08:17:27 PM
Holy shiat son! You got farked up like a poor African American's bicycle!
 
2013-09-08 08:17:28 PM
If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.
 
2013-09-08 08:17:40 PM
www.imfdb.org
 
2013-09-08 08:18:09 PM
Got exactly what he deserved.
 
2013-09-08 08:20:13 PM
Well; I could see how that could happen. But; you'd think he would have gone a few days beforehand and introduced himself to the guards.

/ also; did he not go to a hospital? Them bruises look pretty bad.
 
2013-09-08 08:20:21 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.


Sexy.
 
2013-09-08 08:21:15 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.


Or a baby.
 
2013-09-08 08:24:06 PM
Sweet!

Can I get penis shaped ammunition in .357?

Is circumcised FMJ and uncircumcised JHP?
 
2013-09-08 08:24:10 PM
Mr. Cat Poop
If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.


Let me know when have a show at a gallery.
 
2013-09-08 08:26:12 PM
Finally, someone's taking a stand against modern "art"

R. Mutt was a mocking expiriment, not a road map.
 
2013-09-08 08:27:19 PM
Why do security/law enforcement always go the "facegrind" after they have subdued a person on the ground?

I thought the objective was to "disarm", not "disfigure".
 
2013-09-08 08:28:30 PM
'I had no idea that Vilks was there,' Mr Andersson said. 'How was I supposed to know that?'

Why should it even matter if this Vilks guy is there?
And who the hell is he that he gets his own private detail of thugs?
 
2013-09-08 08:28:35 PM
nerdreactor.com
 
2013-09-08 08:30:18 PM
Were the security guards' fists shaped like penises? Now that would be a story!
 
2013-09-08 08:32:40 PM
that's a pretty obvious toy or not real gun. 5 seconds, 10 max before the guards wailed him would have demonstrated that.
 
2013-09-08 08:33:36 PM

Apos: This is going to be a very interesting gun thread.....

[i.imgur.com image 275x210]


Not so much 'gun thread' as 'fark the police' thread.
 
2013-09-08 08:36:15 PM
Police usually don't approve when you whip out your love gun in public.
 
2013-09-08 08:36:23 PM
Who in the hell could see that and think it was a real gun? Are the security guards capable of the kind of deep cognition necessary to get their shoies on the correct feet?

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-08 08:37:06 PM
Something, something, "firing blanks"...

/Wieners!
 
2013-09-08 08:37:16 PM
To a democrat, everything unacceptable must be about small/underused penises.

To a republican, everything unacceptable must be about large/overused vaginas.

Because god forbid people actually debate facts for once instead of whipping out the tape measure to check the size of everyone else's sexual organs.
 
2013-09-08 08:38:40 PM

Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.


It's creepy because you're looking in the mirror.
 
2013-09-08 08:38:58 PM
I have zero idea how anyone could confuse that with a real, functional weapon. I can only assume that the "bodyguards" involved have never actually seen a handgun.
 
2013-09-08 08:39:08 PM
Infernalist
Not so much 'gun thread' as 'fark the police' thread.


I really don't think a guy pulling out a comically large revolver with penis bullets in some eastern European country and getting beat up over it will become a police hate circle jerk. There is so much more going on here.
 
2013-09-08 08:40:23 PM
More proof they don't hire security guards and cops for their brains.
 
2013-09-08 08:40:38 PM
that dude's face is f-ed up.
 
2013-09-08 08:40:51 PM

Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.


Why are you so down on gun owners?
 
2013-09-08 08:42:52 PM

Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.


Not so harmless when you realize that by their own 'logic' most of them want to symbolically castrate people.
 
2013-09-08 08:44:04 PM
imageshack.us

Hellboy: Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot ...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.


imageshack.us
 
2013-09-08 08:45:20 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.


Yes. It would probably look something like this. Only the male flower would be the gun from TFA.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CS_FCbQ-okM
 
2013-09-08 08:49:35 PM

How you ward off the gay muggers in San Francisco:


img.fark.net

 
2013-09-08 08:51:22 PM

ashinmytomatoes: Mr. Cat Poop: If he had shot it at a Georgia O'Keefe painting the metaphors would have created a wormhole in space time.

Yes. It would probably look something like this. Only the male flower would be the gun from TFA.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CS_FCbQ-okM


Duuuuuuuuuude.
 
2013-09-08 08:55:10 PM
Would circumcised penises be considered hollow points?
 
2013-09-08 08:55:35 PM

Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.


Uh-huh. Like Ted "Suck my guns" Nugent.
 
2013-09-08 08:57:01 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Were the security guards' fists shaped like penises? Now that would be a story!


Edward penishands is a great Halloween costume.
 
2013-09-08 08:57:51 PM
Did not read;headline too long
 
2013-09-08 08:59:47 PM
From an artistic standpoint, I think Giger's "Birth Machine" was a vastly better execution of a similar concept.

www.hrgiger.com

Maybe the security guards didn't think the sculpture was an actual weapon, maybe they were just really harsh art critics?
 
2013-09-08 08:59:55 PM

NutWrench: 'I had no idea that Vilks was there,' Mr Andersson said. 'How was I supposed to know that?'

Why should it even matter if this Vilks guy is there?
And who the hell is he that he gets his own private detail of thugs?


From the article - Vilks is the cartoonist that made headlines a few years back for the depiction of Mohammed. So there's that.
 
2013-09-08 09:00:04 PM

Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.


Which ones? The people who interpret them as phallic symbols to ridicule gun nuts, or the gun nuts who equate guns as penises subconsciously?
 
2013-09-08 09:02:27 PM

JesseL: Who in the hell could see that and think it was a real gun? Are the security guards capable of the kind of deep cognition necessary to get their shoies on the correct feet?


At a distance it might look like a big ass flare gun or some kind of home built small shotgun. But if you get up close, then yeah it's obviously a toy.

He's lucky they didn't shoot him, assuming they were armed. I'm not defending what they did, it was excessive force for sure. But I feel like there's important details missing.
 
2013-09-08 09:03:25 PM
Finally, a gun that Farklibs wouldn't mind standing in front of.
 
2013-09-08 09:04:25 PM

Massa Damnata: Nabb1: People who are so obsessed with equating guns and penises are a strange sort. Kind of creepy, but harmless.

Which ones? The people who interpret them as phallic symbols to ridicule gun nuts, or the gun nuts who equate guns as penises subconsciously?


Do you have any evidence that that second group actually exists?
 
2013-09-08 09:08:03 PM

strangeluck: JesseL: Who in the hell could see that and think it was a real gun? Are the security guards capable of the kind of deep cognition necessary to get their shoies on the correct feet?

At a distance it might look like a big ass flare gun or some kind of home built small shotgun. But if you get up close, then yeah it's obviously a toy.

He's lucky they didn't shoot him, assuming they were armed. I'm not defending what they did, it was excessive force for sure. But I feel like there's important details missing.


I wonder if he whipped it out and was pointing it at people? I might see an argument to be made for using force against him under that circumstance.
 
2013-09-08 09:11:25 PM

JesseL: Do you have any evidence that that second group actually exists?


Ted Nugent?
 
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