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(Oregon Live)   Six-year-old mom gives birth to triplets   (oregonlive.com) divider line 27
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2013-09-08 05:37:02 PM
I swear she told me she was 12.
 
2013-09-08 06:12:07 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-09-08 06:59:41 PM
It's the chicken.
 
2013-09-08 07:00:41 PM
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2013-09-08 07:04:10 PM
UGLY-ASS triplets, submitter. (Never neglet your memes.)
 
2013-09-08 07:07:14 PM
It's the circle of life,

And it moves us all....
 
2013-09-08 07:12:47 PM
Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!
 
2013-09-08 07:21:25 PM
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Uhhh ... okay kitty. We'll just come back a little later to check on the cubs, mmmkay?
 
2013-09-08 07:21:57 PM
This is what happens when we take the Lion of Judah out of zoos.
 
2013-09-08 07:27:06 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: [s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 640x360]


Why?
 
2013-09-08 07:27:30 PM

Hilary T. N. Seuss: UGLY-ASS triplets, submitter. (Never neglet your memes.)


Forgive me.
 
2013-09-08 07:31:20 PM
Uh, it's kinda cute now but it'll be sad when the cubs are old enough to have to eat the mother.
 
2013-09-08 07:33:53 PM

cptjeff: Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!


Be patient.  First-time lion mothers do have a higher tendency to kill/abandon their young, so they don't want to do anything that might upset the mother until they're sure she's bonded with the cubs.  That means we get nothing better than security-camera footage for the nonce.
 
2013-09-08 07:41:44 PM
Nicely done, Subby.  HOTY material, if you ask me.
 
2013-09-08 07:44:03 PM

Lachwen: cptjeff: Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!

Be patient.  First-time lion mothers do have a higher tendency to kill/abandon their young, so they don't want to do anything that might upset the mother until they're sure she's bonded with the cubs.  That means we get nothing better than security-camera footage for the nonce.


HD video cameras aren't too big or expensive these days. Why not at least give us color?
 
2013-09-08 07:44:39 PM

L Buff: [media.oregonlive.com image 380x572]


Uhhh ... okay kitty. We'll just come back a little later to check on the cubs, mmmkay?


Hey, you remind me of that fabulous Eric Bogosian "doctor" routine. Very highly recommended.
 
2013-09-08 08:02:21 PM

cptjeff: Lachwen: cptjeff: Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!

Be patient.  First-time lion mothers do have a higher tendency to kill/abandon their young, so they don't want to do anything that might upset the mother until they're sure she's bonded with the cubs.  That means we get nothing better than security-camera footage for the nonce.

HD video cameras aren't too big or expensive these days. Why not at least give us color?


Yeah seriously. Even the convenience stores in my area have high quality cameras/color monitors. Even the dumpy-ass corner store that stocks more Faygo than Coke & Pepsi products.
 
2013-09-08 08:17:28 PM
I like that the first thing she did was put a big nose print on the camera. Good kitty!
 
2013-09-08 08:34:08 PM
Subby, you forgot to add "...in a cathouse".
 
2013-09-08 08:43:21 PM
"Zoo officials cautioned that first-time mothers can be aggressive.... so we're being very cautious and giving her as much quiet time as possible."

i.imgur.com

You don't say.
 
2013-09-08 08:47:16 PM

cptjeff: Lachwen: cptjeff: Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!

Be patient.  First-time lion mothers do have a higher tendency to kill/abandon their young, so they don't want to do anything that might upset the mother until they're sure she's bonded with the cubs.  That means we get nothing better than security-camera footage for the nonce.

HD video cameras aren't too big or expensive these days. Why not at least give us color?


If I have to guess, it wasn't in color because the inclosure was dark. I don't know of any colored night vision, only black and white and infrared.  Plus as they are offering it in 480p on youtube. I'm guessing it was done with a HD camera, or a least an older professional camera.
 
2013-09-08 08:54:27 PM
KITTIES!!!

And slightly surprised there wasn't more hillbilly jokes in this thread. Must be that Sundays are slower.
 
2013-09-08 08:56:22 PM

clowncar on fire: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 640x360]

Why?


It's just a matter of time til one of those tarts gets knocked up before middle school.
 
2013-09-08 08:57:18 PM

Snooki Punch: Nicely done, Subby.  HOTY material, if you ask me.


Thank you.
 
2013-09-08 11:15:04 PM
Typical.  I'll be she's on the public dole, too.
 
2013-09-08 11:16:54 PM

ciberido: Typical.  I'll be she's on the public dole, too.


Heh heh
 
2013-09-09 01:56:42 AM

cptjeff: Lachwen: cptjeff: Black and white surveillance video? Damnit, I want better photos. WE WANT CUTE!

Be patient.  First-time lion mothers do have a higher tendency to kill/abandon their young, so they don't want to do anything that might upset the mother until they're sure she's bonded with the cubs.  That means we get nothing better than security-camera footage for the nonce.

HD video cameras aren't too big or expensive these days. Why not at least give us color?


Because it was clearly in nightvision, which doesn't come in color.  And, I'm guessing, because they give more shiats about the animals than they do about people like you who start whining if they don't get professional-studio-quality pictures the moment the babies are born.
 
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