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(Fox News)   New group, Trail Life USA, attempts to bring masculinity back since the Boy Scouts allowed gays in. Said one masculine supporter of Trail Life USA: "I've cried a river since this started." Seriously. He said that. Good luck, ladies   (foxnews.com) divider line 215
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2013-09-08 04:01:07 PM
A group of guys wanting to be manly while hanging out in the forest with no women around?

Nope, totally not in the closet. Definitely not gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. Certainly not so much as an iota of homoerotic subtext there. And clearly, they are in no way sexually repressed by thinking they have to be manly in order to not be gay.
 
2013-09-08 04:04:38 PM
The uniforms are pretty cool.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-08 04:07:06 PM
Ladies?
 
2013-09-08 04:10:59 PM
"This is going to be a masculine outdoor program to raise young men."


You know who else liked masculine outdoor programs to raise young men?

i28.photobucket.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 04:11:56 PM
...you guys wanna go camping?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 04:16:24 PM
"You have dysentery."
"Press RETURN to size up the situation."
"You have died of dysentery."
 
2013-09-08 04:23:02 PM
At least NAMBLA has a family friendly new name.
 
2013-09-08 04:48:32 PM
I bet a dollar that the organization falls apart after Stemberger and  Scheer are charged with child molestation.
 
2013-09-08 04:51:12 PM
You know who else had their own youth organization?
 
2013-09-08 04:55:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?


NAMBLA?
 
2013-09-08 04:58:56 PM

somedude210: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?

NAMBLA?


I was thinking of that guy with the mousetache
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 05:00:25 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?


www.aattic.net
 
2013-09-08 05:05:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I was thinking of that guy with the mousetache


the founder of NAMBLA?

/they all had mustaches back then
 
2013-09-08 05:05:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: somedude210: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?

NAMBLA?

I was thinking of that guy with the mousetache


Settle for one with a beard?

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-08 05:05:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: somedude210: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?

NAMBLA?

I was thinking of that guy with the mousetache



Burt Reynolds?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 05:11:12 PM

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: somedude210: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?
NAMBLA?
I was thinking of that guy with the mousetache
Burt Reynolds?


Tom Selleck
 
2013-09-08 05:19:14 PM
In response to the organization's decision to lift a ban on gay youth earlier this year, former boy scouts convened in Tennessee this weekend to hammer out the nuts-and-bolts of a faith-based alternative.

That's not how hammers work.
 
2013-09-08 05:20:25 PM

King Something: Definitely not gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.


You know, if you do that right it can be nine guys blowing nine guys. I never understood why someone had to be left out. Poor guy.
 
2013-09-08 05:24:51 PM

vartian: In response to the organization's decision to lift a ban on gay youth earlier this year, former boy scouts convened in Tennessee this weekend to hammer out the nuts-and-bolts of a faith-based alternative.

That's not how hammers work.


Wood shop isn't a very masculine activity.  Why would manly men know that hammers aren't used with nuts and bolts?
 
2013-09-08 05:39:46 PM
What's manlier than farking a guy in the ass? I sure as hell am not that manly. Come to think of it, receiving would seem more than I could handle as well.
 
2013-09-08 05:51:25 PM
Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that religious organizations are the 'perfect' stewards of our young boys.
 
2013-09-08 05:51:55 PM
Cry me a river...was it the Peggy Lee version?
 
2013-09-08 05:52:22 PM
Words escape me................thoughts and things I'd like to do do not but words.........
 
2013-09-08 05:54:10 PM
I've heard they have three sub-groups, named after the manliest things they could think of:  fire, drag racing, and bears.
 
2013-09-08 05:54:10 PM
Why does every merit badge test have to be done bottomless?
 
2013-09-08 05:54:46 PM
I have to do everything around here????

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2013-09-08 05:55:39 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Why does every merit badge test have to be done bottomless?


You won't get more flair on your sash by asking questions like that.
 
2013-09-08 05:57:21 PM
Oh my.
 
2013-09-08 05:57:25 PM
WHAT UP!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
 
2013-09-08 05:58:22 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You know who else had their own youth organization?


Shirley not your mother, she took on all cummers

/didn't mean that
 
2013-09-08 06:01:44 PM
Will someone please think of the homophobes?
 
2013-09-08 06:01:56 PM
I've noticed that people who are secure in their own sexuality never worry about other people's sexuality.
 
2013-09-08 06:02:34 PM
These parts of TFA kinda stuck out for me.

"Alan Scheer, 50, a one-time Scoutmaster from Oklahoma who was in attendance at the Trail Life USA conference, said, "I've cried a river since this started. I wanted to be buried in my Scout uniform.
"I couldn't have imagined anything that would ever make me want to take it off again."

and

"I want to have a prominent faith component that will be weaved in every fiber of the program," Stemberger, an Orlando attorney who has reportedly been criticized for professing homophobic beliefs, told NBC News.
"But at the same time, we are not going to become religious and churchy. This is not another church program. This is going to be a masculine outdoor program to raise young men."

First off, what kind of pathetic ass bag do you have to be to still want to be buried in your scout uniform when you're 50 years old?
Then "prominent faith component" but "not religious or churchy". Which is it? They're kind of mutually exclusive.
 
2013-09-08 06:02:38 PM
This sounds gayer than 9 guys blowing 10 guys.
 
2013-09-08 06:04:07 PM
Well, time to start camping.  You dress up as Oscar Wilde and I'll sing Noel Coward songs.

/not the least bit obscure
 
2013-09-08 06:04:53 PM
lighten up guys, what's more manly than bigotry and hatred?
 
2013-09-08 06:05:02 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-08 06:05:10 PM

you are a puppet: WHAT UP!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


Cool. Got any flyers?
 
2013-09-08 06:08:14 PM
Oh, yea, this will work out just fine.
 
2013-09-08 06:08:52 PM
I wish I could make fun of these assholes, but I'm just so tired of their bullshiat.

Was a Scout myself(Life), and have 2 sons in it now, one Scouts one Cubs, my wife is a den leader...

Am
Just
So
Tired
Of
These
farking
Assholes.
 
2013-09-08 06:11:14 PM
I still don't understand why these guys think being gay means you can't keep your hands to yourself.
 
2013-09-08 06:11:23 PM

pestluvr: Well, time to start camping.  You dress up as Oscar Wilde and I'll sing Noel Coward songs.

/not the least bit obscure


They've got Renaissance Festival written ALL over them.

/but not really, RenFaire people are usually pretty open minded types in my experience
 
2013-09-08 06:11:29 PM

gnosis301: you are a puppet: WHAT UP!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

Cool. Got any flyers?


...Or poppers?
 
2013-09-08 06:12:37 PM
Wow they are so deep in the closet they are in Narnia.
 
2013-09-08 06:12:44 PM
Trail Life USA has all kinds of badges, mainly ones for taking the back route.
 
2013-09-08 06:13:20 PM

you are a puppet: WHAT UP!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


Ahh, I almost spit out pepsi. Great reference.
 
2013-09-08 06:14:59 PM
The don't just have camp counselors, they have VERY camp counselors!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 06:15:14 PM
Just join the Pawnee Rangers.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-08 06:15:29 PM

Mugato: What's manlier than farking a guy in the ass? I sure as hell am not that manly. Come to think of it, receiving would seem more than I could handle as well.


What could be more effeminate than being attracted to women?
 
2013-09-08 06:15:48 PM
"I want to have a prominent faith component that will be weaved in every fiber of the program," Stemberger, an Orlando attorney who has reportedly been criticized for professing homophobic beliefs, told NBC News.

"But at the same time, we are not going to become religious and churchy. This is not another church program. This is going to be a masculine outdoor program to raise young men."

Please. Stop sugar coating your turds. A real man would have been blunt about it instead of side stepping with poor chosen attempts at political correctness. You hate gay boys and men. You do not feel that you should be forced to be inclusive and that your bigotry is perfectly reasonable. Own up to it or shut the F up.

/Sexual preferences and masculinity have NOTHING to do with each other.
 
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