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2013-09-08 12:38:51 PM  
Oh for fark's sake.
 
2013-09-08 01:09:31 PM  
I would think most college students would be more interested in the Coffee Pot KD.

/KD - that's Kraft Dinner to you non-Canucks
//aka Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
 
2013-09-08 02:01:33 PM  
What happened to the stupid tag?
 
2013-09-08 02:07:59 PM  
Can see how the dishwasher works (as long as your food is sealed), but frying an egg on a steam iron is going to clog the holes.

/Would not try at home
 
2013-09-08 02:11:08 PM  
I once had no pasta sauce, but had some Tomato soup, so I used a bit of that as the sauce, and people said I was crazy...
 
2013-09-08 03:42:16 PM  
You know what has become really boring, stupid, and annoying?  Anything "EXTREEEEME!!!!"  is boring, stupid, and annoying.

If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong.  Stop whatever you're doing and enroll in your local community college's janitorial arts program or something.  Try to make something useful out of your life.
 
2013-09-08 03:43:28 PM  
The dishwasher works well for things that you're steaming or poaching, like fish.  Anything else, and you're just doing a lot of extra waterproofing to accomplish the same thing.  I've tried Bob Blumer's dishwasher salmon, and it works well.

I also find the fake bravado very wearying.  Guys- you're at least 15 years late to this party, if you're going to pretend that you invented it, at least be humble about it.
 
2013-09-08 04:53:57 PM  

FloydA: If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong


I'd say that if you've managed to make a business and (I assume) a living out of such things, then you're probably doing just fine.
 
2013-09-08 04:57:43 PM  

SamJohnson2: FloydA: If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong

I'd say that if you've managed to make a business and (I assume) a living out of such things, then you're probably doing just fine.


Good point. It does look like an upscale kitchen. Large with granite counters. Stainless Steel matched appliances. I smell a McMansion.
 
2013-09-08 05:05:10 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: SamJohnson2: FloydA: If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong

I'd say that if you've managed to make a business and (I assume) a living out of such things, then you're probably doing just fine.

Good point. It does look like an upscale kitchen. Large with granite counters. Stainless Steel matched appliances. I smell a McMansion.


Indeed. They're the 25th most subscribed channel on YouTube, and they sell merchandise, including their own line of cookware. I would guess that they have other business ventures as well, although I don't really follow them closely enough to know. But yeah, if me yelling at lasagna would get me 20 million views on YouTube, I'd do it too, no matter how many people say that my "life has gone horribly, horribly wrong" lol.
 
2013-09-08 05:22:53 PM  
Chef Ramsey has been Punk'D.   his game is over.
 
2013-09-08 05:29:16 PM  
Ok, that was just farking stupid. Not to mention, that lasagna looked disgusting.
 
2013-09-08 05:38:22 PM  
Hi-limit thermal fuse on that dishwasher will trip out at 175 degree F. And you don't want to know what gooey sludge is down in the sump..
 
2013-09-08 06:23:22 PM  
I can't believe nobody has called subby a pretentious douche for his spelling of LASAGNA yet.

/You pretentious douche.
//It's American, learn to spell it.
 
2013-09-08 06:39:12 PM  
not enough pasta in their lasagna imho. i know they are meat lovers but it was more of a meat and cheese pie to me.
 
2013-09-08 06:47:33 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Ok, that was just farking stupid. Not to mention, that lasagna looked disgusting.


This.
 
2013-09-08 08:08:42 PM  
Their best ever was Fast Food Sushi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw
 
2013-09-08 08:15:40 PM  

Luminiferous Aether: I can't believe nobody has called subby a pretentious douche for his spelling of LASAGNA yet.

/You pretentious douche.
//It's American, learn to spell it.


How do you spell it?

/Not subby
 
2013-09-08 08:28:30 PM  

Beerguy: Their best ever was Fast Food Sushi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw


wow, just watching almost activated the gag reflex.  that looked horrendous.  and the sauce concoction was really disgusting.
 
2013-09-08 09:42:30 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Beerguy: Their best ever was Fast Food Sushi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

wow, just watching almost activated the gag reflex.  that looked horrendous.  and the sauce concoction was really disgusting.


Ew.  Jesus, I love sushi, bacon, and fast food as much as anyone, but...  Ew.
 
2013-09-08 10:20:25 PM  
Ug. I can't stand that guy.  I understand his schtick, and it's not even a schtick I necessarily dislike. He just takes it way past funny and well into douchebag territory.
 
2013-09-08 10:43:22 PM  
They are doing Hardees commercials now. So things have worked out for them pretty good.
 
2013-09-08 10:53:09 PM  
Cheating by using the "Air Dry" setting. Using that is like turning on a small oven anyway (heating element).
 
2013-09-08 11:35:10 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: SamJohnson2: FloydA: If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong

I'd say that if you've managed to make a business and (I assume) a living out of such things, then you're probably doing just fine.

Good point. It does look like an upscale kitchen. Large with granite counters. Stainless Steel matched appliances. I smell a McMansion.


Right, McMansion, because an actual nice house has a tiny kitchen with Formica and mismatched appliances in various shades of mustard and avocado.
 
2013-09-09 12:13:56 AM  

starlost: not enough pasta in their lasagna imho. i know they are meat lovers but it was more of a meat and cheese pie to me.


They also totally failed to cook the pasta. When making lasagna, you cook the pasta before adding, you don't just add dry, brittle strips of uncooked pasta. That thing they pulled out would be gummy at best, if not crunchy.
 
2013-09-09 12:15:32 AM  

FloydA: If you find yourself yelling at a lasagna, your life has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Stop whatever you're doing and enroll in your local community college's janitorial arts program or something. Try to make something useful out of your life.


Yelling at lasagna had made him enough money that he was able to quit his high school teaching job to work on the show full time.
 
2013-09-09 02:37:28 AM  

HotWingAgenda: They also totally failed to cook the pasta. When making lasagna, you cook the pasta before adding, you don't just add dry, brittle strips of uncooked pasta. That thing they pulled out would be gummy at best, if not crunchy.


Or you use "no-boil lasagna noodles.
ozbo.com
 
2013-09-09 03:35:49 AM  
I am sickened that I have finally seen MusclesGlasses eyeballs.

fark you, traitor. Your glasses came off, you took the cowards' way out.

also, Harley, dude, you gonna die. You look terrible vs from a few years ago when thi started. Seriously, you're killing yourself. At least work out with MG once in a while you big tub of goo. Or stop drinking, it's painful to watch
 
2013-09-09 08:14:17 AM  

W.C.fields forever: How do you spell it?


Lasagne. Except in the US.
 
2013-09-09 10:49:40 AM  
Back in the 80s, a classmate of mine worked at Pizza Hut. She said that when it got busy they would send some of the specialty pizzas through the dishwasher to get them pre-cooked, so they'd take less time in the oven.

Pizza Hut's specialty pizzas came sealed in plastic from some central kitchen.
 
2013-09-09 04:03:36 PM  
Alton Brown did it first on Mythbusters.
 
2013-09-09 09:18:58 PM  
The coffee pot thing was pretty cool, makes sense.

Everybody knows the iron one.
 
2013-09-10 04:40:13 AM  

HotWingAgenda: starlost: not enough pasta in their lasagna imho. i know they are meat lovers but it was more of a meat and cheese pie to me.

They also totally failed to cook the pasta. When making lasagna, you cook the pasta before adding, you don't just add dry, brittle strips of uncooked pasta. That thing they pulled out would be gummy at best, if not crunchy.


I'm usually late to the party with my postings so I apologize if I'm piling on at this point but you are 180 degrees wrong on this one pal.
 
2013-09-10 05:19:10 AM  

Saborlas: Alton Brown did it first on Mythbusters.


Tim Allen did it firster on Home Improvement.
 
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