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(TMZ)   After some negotiations, it turns out Pippi Longstocking will be coming into your home   (tmz.com) divider line 80
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9567 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Sep 2013 at 4:27 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-08 04:32:15 PM  
Pippi Longcocking

/If ya know what I mean
 
2013-09-08 04:34:20 PM  
I'd throw her a bang.
 
2013-09-08 04:35:45 PM  
img.pr0gramm.com
 
2013-09-08 04:36:53 PM  
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstockings, I mean what would the children look like???
 
2013-09-08 04:49:01 PM  
Schpunk.
 
2013-09-08 04:55:56 PM  
This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.

The perfect amount of thickness.  It is like if Tawny Kitaen ate a sandwich and never did coke.
i5.asn.im

i2.listal.com
s.tf.rs

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-08 04:58:34 PM  
Just what the porn industry needs, another haggard looking 40 year old getting farked. And it's home made porn to boot, so get ready for the excessively zoomed in, under lit, out of focus, shaky footage where all you see is her back and the upper crack of her ass as her and her 5 minute wonder BF have doggy style sex.
 
2013-09-08 05:01:07 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Just what the porn industry needs, another haggard looking 40 year old getting farked. And it's home made porn to boot, so get ready for the excessively zoomed in, under lit, out of focus, shaky footage where all you see is her back and the upper crack of her ass as her and her 5 minute wonder BF have doggy style sex.


you think she looks haggard?
 
2013-09-08 05:02:34 PM  
If the HIV cases keep popping up among the 'professionals', amateur celeb porn may be the only new porn for a long while.
 
2013-09-08 05:08:57 PM  

Infernalist: If the HIV cases keep popping up among the 'professionals', amateur celeb porn may be the only new porn for a long while.


I have no problem with that. There's something...."real" about the amateur porn that the professional stuff doesn't reach, despite trying

....that and you don't have super plasticy women/men
 
2013-09-08 05:11:32 PM  
Pumpin' Longstocking?
 
Skr
2013-09-08 05:20:45 PM  
Not bad looking as an adult. I was expecting a youth to adult progression similar to Clint Howard, but she turned out alright.

Seems she had a decent dental plan
0.tqn.com
 
2013-09-08 05:26:48 PM  
If it was recorded digitally why do we still call it a tape?
 
2013-09-08 05:28:39 PM  
25 years too late.
 
2013-09-08 05:28:41 PM  
Facial cumshots or I aint interested.
 
2013-09-08 05:35:12 PM  
It worked for a few other chicks, so I guess the sex tape route seems like a solid plan.

It's just so contrived, I think she's beautiful...but it seems a little sad. 40 y/o, living with roommates she doesn't get along with, the acting jobs aren't exactly rolling in, and the article describing the "leak" is full of her posed swimsuit shots...it just seems a little forced and desperate. Nothing wrong with sex tapes...just own it, the stories of people secretly filming or stealing tapes you made is so unbelievable.
 
2013-09-08 05:37:32 PM  
Pepe Longstroking?
 
2013-09-08 05:39:47 PM  

ReapTheChaos:  haggard looking 40 year old getting farked. And it's home made porn to boot,


- amateur porn beats professional any day in my book. There's something about knowing the 2 people are filming for the fun/excitement, and they are actually enjoying the deed.
- If that's haggard, please post pics of your wife at 40. I will admit her knees are a bit sharp though.

Anyway, this sex tape is useless unless she was in pippi hair and costume.
 
2013-09-08 05:41:13 PM  
poopylungstuffing


i1.ytimg.com

/as hot as Super Happy Fun Land in July
 
2013-09-08 05:41:38 PM  

Tom_Slick: If it was recorded digitally why do we still call it a tape?


We "tape" things on the DVR.
 
2013-09-08 05:57:01 PM  

Erom: - amateur porn beats professional any day in my book.


I wouldn't trade Stoya for all the amateurs in the world.
 
2013-09-08 06:01:23 PM  

theflatline: This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.


No.  This is what a 39 year old MILF should look like:
www4.pictures.zimbio.com
Tara Strong is best pony.
 
2013-09-08 06:01:28 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Tom_Slick: If it was recorded digitally why do we still call it a tape?

We "tape" things on the DVR.


I'm old. I still 'roll' up the car window and tell my kids to get their 'gameboy' from the kitchen table.  I don't know why, either. I know better.
 
2013-09-08 06:13:16 PM  
I'm going to play the movie and the porn side by side while I fap.
 
2013-09-08 06:15:32 PM  

freak7: I'm going to play the movie and the porn side by side while I fap.


The movie where she's...like 7 years old?
 
2013-09-08 06:19:28 PM  
And now this is going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day....

http://youtu.be/86vUaEkA5ic

\what a gift Fark is giving me for my birthday.
\\thanks you bastards...
 
2013-09-08 06:20:14 PM  

Infernalist: The movie where she's...like 7 years old?


I'm not seeing your point.

Oh, and she was 14.
 
2013-09-08 06:23:24 PM  

Tom_Slick: If it was recorded digitally why do we still call it a tape?


I had this peeve for awhile, too. "Sex file"?

Apparently terms get carried down, despite the technology being outdated. For example, you could call a movie completely shot on digital cameras a "film" - with film referring to the actual piece/movie as a whole.

There must be a term for this.
 
2013-09-08 06:28:26 PM  

freak7: Infernalist: The movie where she's...like 7 years old?

I'm not seeing your point.

Oh, and she was 14.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Dude.

fc04.deviantart.net

www.whomadeyoumirabelli.com
 
2013-09-08 06:30:24 PM  

Tom_Slick: If it was recorded digitally why do we still call it a tape?


I dunno. Dial my phone number and we can discuss.
 
2013-09-08 06:33:41 PM  
The Wendy's chick?
OK.
 
2013-09-08 06:57:25 PM  
Here's the original Pippi before she passed her expiration date.
s22.postimg.org
 
2013-09-08 06:59:02 PM  
I'd spray her face with semen.  And, I'd allow her folks to photograph it. Can't beat it.
 
2013-09-08 07:31:45 PM  

teto85: theflatline: This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.

No.  This is what a 39 year old MILF should look like:


60?
 
2013-09-08 07:31:56 PM  

Skr: Not bad looking as an adult. I was expecting a youth to adult progression similar to Clint Howard, but she turned out alright.

Seems she had a decent dental plan


Braces.

Lisa needs them.....
 
2013-09-08 07:52:52 PM  
She looks great, I'd watch it.  But how could you ... y'know ... with the image of her child self?  That would be like while watching Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls, or am I thinking of Parent Trap?  Anyway, take a seat over there.
 
2013-09-08 07:52:55 PM  
THIS PICTURE IS WRONG!!!

The Pippi in the corner inset is NOT Tami Erin. It's Inger Nilsson, the girl from the 1969 Swedish version.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net


Tami Erin looked like this, as Pippi:

25.media.tumblr.com

www.gossipcop.com
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

I don't know what the source is for the picture with the wrong inset image of Pippi, but it's dead wrong. Inger Nillson grew up to look like this:

www.exposay.com


Tami Erin grew up to look like this...
www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-09-08 07:54:41 PM  

teto85: theflatline: This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.

No.  This is what a 39 year old MILF should look like:
[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 728x1024]
Tara Strong is best pony.


...Iiiiiiiiiiii'm pretty sure she has implants.

/Besides, if you try, I'm pretty sure she'll break out Bubbles or Timmy Turner and totally ruin the mood.
 
2013-09-08 07:55:12 PM  

theflatline: This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.

The perfect amount of thickness.  It is like if Tawny Kitaen ate a sandwich and never did coke.
[i5.asn.im image 600x900]

[i2.listal.com image 432x648]
[s.tf.rs image 670x506]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 181x279]


Dude....

This
img.fark.net

Is Kathleen Robertson (Scary Movie 2). Not Tami Erin.
 
2013-09-08 07:56:14 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: She looks great, I'd watch it.  But how could you ... y'know ... with the image of her child self?  That would be like while watching Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls, or am I thinking of Parent Trap?  Anyway, take a seat over there.


She's a few years older than I am, so I would be perfectly fine with getting it on with her despite having seen her as a kid. Same with Drew Barrymore, Soleil Moon Frye, and any number of 80s-90s child stars that grew up well.
 
2013-09-08 08:03:55 PM  

ZeroCorpse: theflatline: This is what a 39 year old women should look like I would Pipi her longstocking.

The perfect amount of thickness.  It is like if Tawny Kitaen ate a sandwich and never did coke.
[i5.asn.im image 600x900]

[i2.listal.com image 432x648]
[s.tf.rs image 670x506]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 181x279]

Dude....

This
[img.fark.net image 181x279]

Is Kathleen Robertson (Scary Movie 2). Not Tami Erin.


Ditto. When I saw her photo in this thread I got my jimmies all a-rustled thinking there might be a sextape of her out.
 
2013-09-08 08:05:10 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: 4tehsnowflakes: She looks great, I'd watch it.  But how could you ... y'know ... with the image of her child self?  That would be like while watching Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls, or am I thinking of Parent Trap?  Anyway, take a seat over there.

She's a few years older than I am, so I would be perfectly fine with getting it on with her despite having seen her as a kid. Same with Drew Barrymore, Soleil Moon Frye, and any number of 80s-90s child stars that grew up well.


Yeah. This. She's a couple years younger than me. She'd be fair game if I were single and interested.

However, reading about her life recently, I think she may be like every redhead I've ever known (or married) and be one of those crazy women that seeks drama.  It was appealing when I was young. Now, I don't have the patience for that crap.

And I'm happily taken, too, of course.

Still, the fiancee and I will enjoy watching  her having sex in years to come.
 
2013-09-08 08:09:31 PM  

somedude210: Infernalist: If the HIV cases keep popping up among the 'professionals', amateur celeb porn may be the only new porn for a long while.

I have no problem with that. There's something...."real" about the amateur porn that the professional stuff doesn't reach, despite trying

....that and you don't have super plasticy women/men


Beautiful Agony dot COM.  Debatably NSFW.  For me its the hottest thing ever.
 
2013-09-08 08:09:48 PM  

darth_badger: poopylungstuffing


[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/as hot as Super Happy Fun Land in July


She makes a killer vegan chili
 
2013-09-08 08:13:35 PM  
i dont know this Pippi so meh.  the one from the 60s is the only one i remember and i dont think id like to see her currently in porn.
 
2013-09-08 08:21:02 PM  
No interest in seeing that at all.
 
2013-09-08 08:24:20 PM  
i wouldn't mind pulling on her pigtails
 
2013-09-08 08:30:43 PM  
How about make the Breaking Bad thread live instead of more TMZ gargabge?
 
2013-09-08 08:39:44 PM  
i watched the movies and read the books when i was a kid. this and a red headed freckled babysitter are probably he reason i love redheads. married one to boot.
 
2013-09-08 08:49:11 PM  

Erom: ReapTheChaos:  haggard looking 40 year old getting farked. And it's home made porn to boot,

- amateur porn beats professional any day in my book. There's something about knowing the 2 people are filming for the fun/excitement, and they are actually enjoying the deed.
- If that's haggard, please post pics of your wife at 40. I will admit her knees are a bit sharp though.

Anyway, this sex tape is useless unless she was in pippi hair and costume.


How long have you been watching professional porn?  Granted, in the 70s and 80s, the fake crap was the only stuff around.  But, nowadays, they've really toned down the fake stuff.  (Except for maybe the fake boobs, but you can natural stuff all over the place.)  Many "reality" porn sites are basically real folks having sex, except without all of the crappy camera work.  (Or pros pretending to be first timers, but I hate those.)  Even with the pros, they can still have a good time and enjoy it without any fake BS.
 
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