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(Sun Gazette)   "The (handcuffed) woman became more unruly in the seat, forcing the trooper to put her "in a headlock position" as he was driving onto Interstate 180" Fark: After that, she stole the patrol car   (sungazette.com) divider line 37
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 10:23:03 AM
"But before he got to the door, Germello locked the vehicle and began getting into the driver's seat," according to the affidavit.

I hope a camera caught the expression on the officer's face when he heard the locks click.
 
2013-09-08 10:28:27 AM

ZAZ: "But before he got to the door, Germello locked the vehicle and began getting into the driver's seat," according to the affidavit.

I hope a camera caught the expression on the officer's face when he heard the locks click.


What a dumbass.  And what was she doing in the front of the car?  Don't they always put prisoners in the back?
 
2013-09-08 10:33:57 AM
It's the mild looking ones that fool ya
www.williamsportpd.org
 
2013-09-08 10:41:56 AM
I love the videos of people who wail and flail and cry "I don't wanna go to jail! I don't wanna go to jail!"

And that point, what you *want* is irrelevant.  It's like they revert back to being 4 years old.
 
2013-09-08 10:43:45 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: ZAZ: "But before he got to the door, Germello locked the vehicle and began getting into the driver's seat," according to the affidavit.

I hope a camera caught the expression on the officer's face when he heard the locks click.

What a dumbass.  And what was she doing in the front of the car?  Don't they always put prisoners in the back?


He can't molest her if she's in the back seat.
 
2013-09-08 11:10:29 AM
She also faces drug charges after police recovered 10 bags of suspected heroin from her purse.

Never underestimate a junkie who doesn't want to go through withdrawal.......
 
2013-09-08 11:38:12 AM
They kinda asked for it, by name with a cherry on top, when they stuck a rowdy arrestee in the FRONT PASSENGER SEAT instead of the caged back. F*cking dumbass cops.
 
2013-09-08 11:48:36 AM
The woman became unruly in the seat, forcing the trooper to put her "in a headlock position"....

It was at this point that "only to find himself inexplicably hoisted high in the air and brought down heavily in a WWF-style reverse suplex" became the anticipated phrase...
 
2013-09-08 12:15:23 PM

Apos: The woman became unruly in the seat, forcing the trooper to put her "in a headlock position"....

It was at this point that "only to find himself inexplicably hoisted high in the air and brought down heavily in a WWF-style reverse suplex" became the anticipated phrase...


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2013-09-08 12:56:10 PM
Ahhhh Central PA you make this hometown girl pound.
 
2013-09-08 01:54:00 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's the mild looking ones that fool ya


Mildly retarded?
 
2013-09-08 01:56:27 PM
Riiiiiiight, sounds to me like the troopers were going for a little under custody surprise sex  and got more than they bargained for.
 
2013-09-08 01:56:42 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's the mild looking ones that fool ya

Mildly retarded?


Could be, all things considered

/but I've seen worse looking junkie mugshots
 
2013-09-08 01:58:54 PM
dj_bigbird: He can't molest her if she's in the back seat.

Yeah . . . I hate to say it, but: Completely improper procedure, failure to control attractive suspect, and she gets the car away from them? I think their story of how this happened is bullshiat.

If it happened the way they say it did, they still sound like at least one of them ought to be fired for incompetence. What, are they hiring state police from the reject files of the TSA now?
 
2013-09-08 02:06:54 PM
sounds like the cop tried to force her to give a beej . then got outfitted.
 
2013-09-08 02:20:57 PM
Heroin charges are worse than committing 2nd degree murder.   She really had nothing to lose.
 
2013-09-08 02:38:41 PM
I saw this on Weeds.
 
2013-09-08 02:41:22 PM

RandomAxe: dj_bigbird: He can't molest her if she's in the back seat.

Yeah . . . I hate to say it, but: Completely improper procedure, failure to control attractive suspect, and she gets the car away from them? I think their story of how this happened is bullshiat.

If it happened the way they say it did, they still sound like at least one of them ought to be fired for incompetence. What, are they hiring state police from the reject files of the TSA now?


This. Cops story sounds pretty fishy.
 
2013-09-08 02:42:01 PM
Headlock fail..
 
2013-09-08 02:47:06 PM
From what I have seen, nothing fights like an angry woman. They just turn feral.
 
2013-09-08 02:47:56 PM
"Because of Germello's combative actions, the troopers were going to take her right to the state police barracks to file an additional charge of resisting arrest, police said. "

Is "state police barracks" what they are calling home basement dungeons now?
 
2013-09-08 03:00:45 PM
cdn.theguardian.tv

TASER ... when you HAVE to be sure.
 
2013-09-08 03:06:37 PM
Ok she assaults the cop and steals his car and barely gets a headlock.  I try to give my ID to a cop and I'll get tazed because he's farking bored.


fark you America.
 
2013-09-08 03:09:02 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: They kinda asked for it, by name with a cherry on top, when they stuck a rowdy arrestee in the FRONT PASSENGER SEAT instead of the caged back. F*cking dumbass cops.


The article doesn't say anything about a caged back seat. I would guess the car didn't have a cage, so the appropriate place to put her would be the passenger side front and have the other car follow, which is exactly what they did.
 
2013-09-08 03:10:46 PM
However, if the prisoner gets crazy and you have to go around to control her, SHUT THE CAR OFF AND TAKE THE KEYS!
 
2013-09-08 03:12:21 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: [cdn.theguardian.tv image 480x360]

TASER ... when you HAVE to be sure.


Can you provide a link to the video that picture came from? I've been known to use these videos as training in what NOT to do.
 
2013-09-08 03:17:37 PM
CruiserTwelve:

Can you provide a link to the video that picture came from?

BOOM

/ mess with teh bull, you gets the prongs
 
2013-09-08 03:31:50 PM
But wait, there's more. The other guy had to ram his unit into the unit with the handcuffed girl so she'd wreck into tree? And who's paying for this? Well, in a seriousness, they hadn't changed the oil in that one for a month or so.

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2013-09-08 04:44:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's the mild looking ones that fool ya


She's too sorta pretty to go to jail.
 
2013-09-08 05:18:45 PM
The trooper decided to pull over onto the berm. The second trooper pulled up behind him. It is believed the two were going to attempt to better secure their prisoner.

See, I woulda' had her in the trunk from the get go.
 
2013-09-08 05:22:03 PM

orclover: Ok she assaults the cop and steals his car and barely gets a headlock.  I try to give my ID to a cop and I'll get tazed because he's farking bored.


fark you America.


Are you black?
 
2013-09-08 06:18:43 PM
Maybe it was one of those supervisor cars, or one of the minivans that's not equipped in any way to be a police car other than the radio, paint job and lights. In which case, if she was in the back seat the driver could get a boot to the head. In which case, the passenger seat may have been the least worse option available. Then again, why not wait for one of the patrol cars?
 
2013-09-08 07:42:01 PM

LoneWolf343: orclover: Ok she assaults the cop and steals his car and barely gets a headlock.  I try to give my ID to a cop and I'll get tazed because he's farking bored.


fark you America.

Are you black?


In Austin it happens to 70 year old grandmas.

They just shoot the black people for falling asleep in their cars. But i'm sure its the 90% of the bad cops giving the 10% a bad name amiright?
 
2013-09-08 08:49:25 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: ZAZ: "But before he got to the door, Germello locked the vehicle and began getting into the driver's seat," according to the affidavit.

I hope a camera caught the expression on the officer's face when he heard the locks click.

What a dumbass.  And what was she doing in the front of the car?  Don't they always put prisoners in the back?


in back with the seat and shoulder belt on. with her hands behind her she would have stayed put. or should have if cinched down tight.
 
2013-09-08 11:45:12 PM
As the interstate was only 15 feet long, her escape would have been brief one way or another.
 
2013-09-08 11:57:48 PM

2chris2: As the interstate was only 15 feet long, her escape would have been brief one way or another.


Embarrassingly enough it took a second to get that little joke.
 
2013-09-08 11:58:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's the mild looking ones that fool ya


Wild thing, I think I love you, but I wanna know fore sure......
 
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