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(Space.com)   These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, whose ongoing mission began 47 years ago today. Beam me up, Scotty   (space.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-08 03:46:18 PM  
2 votes:

Bludyard: I can't remember if I read this idea here or if I made it up, but I think a new Trek show should be set on an all-Vulcan crew, in a Vulcan ship.  And have completely ridiculous over the top things happen to them every week, which, being Vulcans, they react to in unemotional, stoic ways.  In other words, a total deadpan comedy.


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2013-09-08 01:59:57 PM  
2 votes:

1000 Ways to Dye: Kirk NEVER said, "Beam me up, Scotty."
NEVER.
Stop saying he did.


I pictured that being said with a retainer in your mouth.
2013-09-08 11:54:04 AM  
2 votes:
Beth: This is just like that episode of Star Trek when they entered a parallel universe where everything was the same except they were all on heroin.

Dave: There was no such episode.

Jimmy: Geek test two!
2013-09-08 11:21:51 AM  
2 votes:
Jimmy James: Well, beam me up, Slappy!

Dave Nelson: Actually, that's Scottie.

Jimmy James: Geek test!
2013-09-08 07:27:13 PM  
1 votes:
I still want a new show featuring Voyager's Doctor and Elim Garak.

Call it Snark Trek.

/You can't handle the sarcasm
2013-09-08 03:39:18 PM  
1 votes:
I want to see a Trek series based on Section 31.

Make it so!
2013-09-08 03:11:18 PM  
1 votes:
I can't remember if I read this idea here or if I made it up, but I think a new Trek show should be set on an all-Vulcan crew, in a Vulcan ship.  And have completely ridiculous over the top things happen to them every week, which, being Vulcans, they react to in unemotional, stoic ways.  In other words, a total deadpan comedy.
2013-09-08 03:06:43 PM  
1 votes:
"Beam me up, Scotty!"

".... Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
2013-09-08 02:29:35 PM  
1 votes:
I want to see Das Boot in space
2013-09-08 12:31:49 PM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: HighOnCraic: The Borg Invasion in the non-canon books would be interesting.  The Mirror Universe books are even cooler.

No doubt, but can you really see any production studio today doing Trek well?  The Borg Invasion would be done as a Walking Dead reboot, but with more electronics.  The mirror universe stuff would be done up as soft core bdsm porn.


You say that like it's a bad thing. ;-)
2013-09-08 11:19:41 AM  
1 votes:
I watched that very first episode

/beam off of my lawn
 
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