Di Atribe: Sunrazor: I'm am a proud Chiefs fan, I know a little bit about a drought, but my team is never touted as a team to watch year in and year out. It is popular to hate the Boys but that is only because we are force fed them constantly and it is a backlash, naturally. But just know that I enjoy their failings and flailings, but it comes from a deep, dark place in my heart, and not just because it is the cool thing to do.If you hate things that are "force fed" to you, then you should really be hating the Patriots. "They" don't tout the Cowboys as the team to watch NEARLY as much as you think. In fact, most talking heads do nothing but pick at them & find any way they can to put Romo down by ignoring everything he does well in lieu of showing his every fark up over & over again.But ok, hate them all you want. Just know that your reasons are stupid.
Aezetyr: New to Fark's Football threads. You guys/gals/whathaveyou are hilarious.
seventypercent: Another Ponderception.I haven't seen a Christian get slaughtered by Lions like this since... hmm, nothing is coming to mind.
seventypercent: WHAT THE FARKING HELL ROSEANNE BARR PROVO UTAH PIECE OF BUFFALO CHICKEN LASAGNA FARKING WHOREWAY TO GO
Di Atribe: TheManofPA: JerseyTim: I feel like this "there's no one I'd rather have than Eli" talk always jinxes him. It only works when they don't bring it up.Yes, but talking about how the talk jinxes him, jinxes the jinxThen I jinx the jinxing of the jinx! KAPOW!
Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: TheManofPA: Romo pick 6 time. When I wizard, feel free to post a hot girl earguyelguerodiablo: I smell a Romoception coming. Or maybe it was the dog.Take it back. The both of you. DO ITIt's okay, I already did a reverse incantation for you.
my lip balm addiction: Di Atribe: Sunrazor: I'm am a proud Chiefs fan, I know a little bit about a drought, but my team is never touted as a team to watch year in and year out. It is popular to hate the Boys but that is only because we are force fed them constantly and it is a backlash, naturally. But just know that I enjoy their failings and flailings, but it comes from a deep, dark place in my heart, and not just because it is the cool thing to do.If you hate things that are "force fed" to you, then you should really be hating the Patriots. "They" don't tout the Cowboys as the team to watch NEARLY as much as you think. In fact, most talking heads do nothing but pick at them & find any way they can to put Romo down by ignoring everything he does well in lieu of showing his every fark up over & over again.But ok, hate them all you want. Just know that your reasons are stupid.Just know that your reasons for loving Romo are just as stupid and retarded. Quarterbacks and "leaders" in other sports who break team records but can't do jack shiat in the playoffs and never make it to a championship are a dime a dozen. Your constant over-fellating of the guy and his shiatty team that he can't lead worth a damn is getting a little old.
kteela: Nah, this game is over. Y'all make me laugh and stuff, but I've got to pay attn to this calamity of a game so I can bring some real trash talk to work tomorrow, get the dog out and hit the hay. Di's the biggest person in the thread, always, I don't mind. I'm chill.
JerseyTim: How come Wendy never eats at Wendy's?
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Polish Hussar: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Since when, do they give an IV for cramps?Cramps can be caused by dehydration. IV's are a common method for rapidly rehydrating a personSo how the hell do you get dehydrated in an air-conditioned 72 degree stadium, when you've worked for approximately seven minutes? Drink a Gatorade, for chrissakes!
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Since when, do they give an IV for cramps?
seventypercent: bionicjoe: The Giants are just sucking, and the Cowboys are a offensive snooze machine.Enjoy the week of 'DALLAS TO THE SUPERBOWL' everyone.Colin Cowherd will be insufferable for at least four days.
Oh, what the hell, nothing matters anymore.
ramen_for_all: HALF-TIME GIF PARTY
Di Atribe: Primitive Screwhead: Those Dallas "D" hats gotta go.I dislike them, as well. Stars, or spell out "Cowboys," I mean, COME ON
xaks: Part of me is all
Di Atribe: Polish Hussar: RINO: Hm, Eli Manning leads the league in turnovers. But Romo is an interception machine, right?Super Bowl rings come filled with a noxious amnesia gasSuper Bowl rings are won with teams, not individuals.
Killer Cars: robsul82: All of a sudden a chill ran down the spine of Christian Ponder.I read that as "all the sudden chili ran down the spine of Christian Ponder".
Earguy: steamingpile: Lord of Allusions: This Toyota commercial reminds me how awful music is now.Hey dubstep is happenin'!Meanwhile, they illustrate the 80s with the Axel Foley theme...lots of other ways to go with it.
thecpt: Aezetyr: picodenico: Ya know. The miscall by the refs annoys me, but they didn't give anybody any points.The Packers gave them up.SO much this. It's up to the Defense to stop the opposing offense from scoring. Not the refs.Wow you're retarded in this thread. More chances to score=more scores
Di Atribe: Also, I'm about to go make salsa & tacos, but damn this game is getting good. Dammit.
robsul82: TD AZInnegan got torched by Fitzgerald
xaks: Heh. Even Joe Shoepisser break's Harbaugh's balls for trying to lambast the refs. Love the ref hollering 'NO!' over and over.
VvonderJesus: robsul82:Motherfarker, I knew I should've checked and not rushed to make the kickoff, lol.According to ESPN's box score, Ponder had 3 INT and 2 FUM, though.Oh yeah, they just changed it.sigh
geom_00: [i987.photobucket.com image 240x320]SOON!
mooseyfate: mikaloyd: SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WINWHO DAT!
IAmRight: Well, played terrible, got the win anyway. Good deal for road games. On to the unpleasant part of the schedule...aka the entire rest of it.Good job, Cam, you're SO GOOD according to the announcers. Got one whole score! LEGEND
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Indy seals it with the pick. I survive week 1 of suicideDitto. I had no idea that Oakland would give Indy that much of a scare.
JayCab: You're right, it should have been Unnecessary Roughness for grabbing a helmet opening and twisting.
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Stupid clownshoes Seahawks, you had them dead to rights and you tried to rip his goddamn helmet off.
IAmRight: Good thing the Seahawks are going to get called for a personal foul for a facemask when he wasn't holding onto the facemask at all. Thanks again, refs.Too bad these dumbass announcers are acting as though it was legit, even with the replay showing zero facemask grab.
VvonderJesus: robsul82: Carolina is STILL leading Seattle?that must be a misprint. Seattle is the greatest team ever assembled and the only thing that could stop them is the nfl conspiracy against them
robsul82: Carolina is STILL leading Seattle?
JayCab: mikaloyd: Bunny Deville: And while I'm biatching about stuff, there really is no excuse for the new helmets. They're just bad.I agree. I liked the old helmets, these are just wrongIf they actually did the cool color-shifting thing, that would be one thing... but yeah, the dumbass fixed two-tone thing is just like having different colors on the front and back of a jersey. Stupid, dumb, ugly and pointless.
eddievercetti: mitchcumstein1: Who these people that are wearing Chiefs uniforms?/I know it's against Jacksonville.Hell, the Jags could make the 2008 Lions looks good.
DanZero: Pouncey surrendered pretty early, I say
AliceBToklasLives: cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performanceThe Black-Eyed Peas set the bar so low I doubt anyone can top them.
JosephFinn: God, it's good to have football back. Everyone's 0-0, there's hope in the air, we can mock NFL on Fox for pretending the Superbowl is taking place in New York City....
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