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2013-09-08 11:22:14 PM  
2 votes:

Di Atribe: Sunrazor: I'm am a proud Chiefs fan, I know a little bit about a drought, but my team is never touted as a team to watch year in and year out. It is popular to hate the Boys but that is only because we are force fed them constantly and it is a backlash, naturally. But just know that I enjoy their failings and flailings, but it comes from a deep, dark place in my heart, and not just because it is the cool thing to do.

If you hate things that are "force fed" to you, then you should really be hating the Patriots. "They" don't tout the Cowboys as the team to watch NEARLY as much as you think. In fact, most talking heads do nothing but pick at them & find any way they can to put Romo down by ignoring everything he does well in lieu of showing his every fark up over & over again.

But ok, hate them all you want. Just know that your reasons are stupid.


Oh, believe, I dislike the Patriots as well, but they aren't currently playing.  But you misunderstand.  I have hated them since I watched football.  I guess if anything, I hated them before it was cool.  I do not hate them because of the reasons that you quoted.  I hate them because of the reamings they gave the AFC in their Super Bowls, I hate them because I hate them.  And talk about be rude and condescending...
2013-09-08 11:20:54 PM  
2 votes:

Di Atribe: Sunrazor: I'm am a proud Chiefs fan, I know a little bit about a drought, but my team is never touted as a team to watch year in and year out. It is popular to hate the Boys but that is only because we are force fed them constantly and it is a backlash, naturally. But just know that I enjoy their failings and flailings, but it comes from a deep, dark place in my heart, and not just because it is the cool thing to do.

If you hate things that are "force fed" to you, then you should really be hating the Patriots. "They" don't tout the Cowboys as the team to watch NEARLY as much as you think. In fact, most talking heads do nothing but pick at them & find any way they can to put Romo down by ignoring everything he does well in lieu of showing his every fark up over & over again.

But ok, hate them all you want. Just know that your reasons are stupid.


Just know that your reasons for loving Romo are just as stupid and retarded. Quarterbacks and "leaders" in other sports who break team records but can't do jack shiat in the playoffs and never make it to a championship are a dime a dozen. Your constant over-fellating of the guy and his shiatty team that he can't lead worth a damn is getting a little old.
2013-09-08 10:11:14 PM  
2 votes:
Halftime GIF PARTY 2   NSFW  NSFW  NSFW


musingsonmatters.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-08 07:23:09 PM  
2 votes:
Football, how I've missed you...
2013-09-08 06:33:50 PM  
2 votes:

Aezetyr: New to Fark's Football threads. You guys/gals/whathaveyou are hilarious.


You'll never be able to watch sports again without threads.
2013-09-08 04:33:19 PM  
2 votes:

seventypercent: Another Ponderception.

I haven't seen a Christian get slaughtered by Lions like this since... hmm, nothing is coming to mind.


Link
2013-09-08 03:26:09 PM  
2 votes:

TD SEAHAWKS!!!!

i36.photobucket.com

2013-09-08 03:14:34 PM  
2 votes:
Cam Newton, this is the NFL. You can't actually drive straight THROUGH two linebackers to gain five more yards like you could at Auburn.
2013-09-08 01:55:49 PM  
2 votes:
Beer, RedZone, FF football, Fark...  Sundays are awesome again...

Only thing missing right now is Earguy.
2013-09-08 11:36:16 PM  
1 vote:
Oooh, lucky Tony Romo gets to talk to Michelle...Collinsworth getting a little flirty.
2013-09-08 11:35:33 PM  
1 vote:
Cool, real football teams next week.

/but not sure what's going on with Seattle
2013-09-08 11:35:15 PM  
1 vote:
Well New York you can still root for the Yankees for a few more days this year.
2013-09-08 11:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

seventypercent: WHAT THE FARKING HELL ROSEANNE BARR PROVO UTAH PIECE OF BUFFALO CHICKEN LASAGNA FARKING WHORE

WAY TO GO


I have no idea what you just said or what that meant...but it made me laugh anyway, because you are awesome.  :)
2013-09-08 11:32:32 PM  
1 vote:
It's okay, Eli! The bright side is that now you have enough time left that you can throw another one!
2013-09-08 11:32:01 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: TheManofPA: JerseyTim: I feel like this "there's no one I'd rather have than Eli" talk always jinxes him. It only works when they don't bring it up.

Yes, but talking about how the talk jinxes him, jinxes the jinx

Then I jinx the jinxing of the jinx! KAPOW!


Cowboys just got bailed out. 
Giants were determined to lose this one.
2013-09-08 11:30:34 PM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-08 11:29:25 PM  
1 vote:
This has been one hell of a week 1. Hope the next 16 are just as potato.
2013-09-08 11:27:33 PM  
1 vote:
Simms jinx!
2013-09-08 11:26:53 PM  
1 vote:
A good team would have shredded the Giants with all the turnovers.  The Cowboys are not a good team.

Again.

Dammit.
2013-09-08 11:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Giants won 31-30? I think it would.
2013-09-08 11:24:02 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: TheManofPA: Romo pick 6 time. When I wizard, feel free to post a hot girl earguy

elguerodiablo: I smell a Romoception coming.  Or maybe it was the dog.

Take it back. The both of you. DO IT

It's okay, I already did a reverse incantation for you.


I want a reverse inbottletation. It keeps the brew colder
2013-09-08 11:22:01 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: Di Atribe: Sunrazor: I'm am a proud Chiefs fan, I know a little bit about a drought, but my team is never touted as a team to watch year in and year out. It is popular to hate the Boys but that is only because we are force fed them constantly and it is a backlash, naturally. But just know that I enjoy their failings and flailings, but it comes from a deep, dark place in my heart, and not just because it is the cool thing to do.

If you hate things that are "force fed" to you, then you should really be hating the Patriots. "They" don't tout the Cowboys as the team to watch NEARLY as much as you think. In fact, most talking heads do nothing but pick at them & find any way they can to put Romo down by ignoring everything he does well in lieu of showing his every fark up over & over again.

But ok, hate them all you want. Just know that your reasons are stupid.

Just know that your reasons for loving Romo are just as stupid and retarded. Quarterbacks and "leaders" in other sports who break team records but can't do jack shiat in the playoffs and never make it to a championship are a dime a dozen. Your constant over-fellating of the guy and his shiatty team that he can't lead worth a damn is getting a little old.


Damn this is getting a bit personal
2013-09-08 11:17:39 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: Nah, this game is over. Y'all make me laugh and stuff, but I've got to pay attn to this calamity of a game so I can bring some real trash talk to work tomorrow, get the dog out and hit the hay. Di's the biggest person in the thread, always, I don't mind. I'm chill.


I sincerely thank you for your inadvertent jinx.
2013-09-08 11:13:30 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: How come Wendy never eats at Wendy's?


She can't condescend to people eating the same shiatty fast food as she is.
2013-09-08 11:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
Make-up call for that one that didn't get called.
2013-09-08 11:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-08 11:01:49 PM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Polish Hussar: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Since when, do they give an IV for cramps?

Cramps can be caused by dehydration.  IV's are a common method for rapidly rehydrating a person

So how the hell do you get dehydrated in an air-conditioned 72 degree stadium, when you've worked for approximately seven minutes? Drink a Gatorade, for chrissakes!


Air conditioning makes dry air, heavy sweating, machismo making you not want to drink, idk

You're talking about a group of people who turn their heads to jelly for fun.
2013-09-08 10:57:22 PM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Since when, do they give an IV for cramps?


Since forever. Cramps are usually due to dehydration.
2013-09-08 10:57:20 PM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Since when, do they give an IV for cramps?


Cramps can be caused by dehydration.  IV's are a common method for rapidly rehydrating a person
2013-09-08 10:50:23 PM  
1 vote:
Commercial?  Or not?  Who cares?  NSFW    NSFW
2013-09-08 10:48:55 PM  
1 vote:

seventypercent: bionicjoe: The Giants are just sucking, and the Cowboys are a offensive snooze machine.

Enjoy the week of 'DALLAS TO THE SUPERBOWL' everyone.

Colin Cowherd will be insufferable for at least four days.


When is he not insufferable?
2013-09-08 10:39:27 PM  
1 vote:
Any more of this and it's Breaking Bad time
2013-09-08 10:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
Dis game is over
2013-09-08 10:19:19 PM  
1 vote:

Oh, what the hell, nothing matters anymore.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
TIED!!!!

2013-09-08 10:17:47 PM  
1 vote:
Wilson should just change his name to Voit.
2013-09-08 10:08:08 PM  
1 vote:

ramen_for_all: HALF-TIME GIF PARTY



NSFW   NSFW  NSFW
2013-09-08 10:02:46 PM  
1 vote:
pbs.twimg.com
That's Chris Christie, Reince Priebus and Jerry Jones.
2013-09-08 10:01:52 PM  
1 vote:
2013-09-08 09:57:37 PM  
1 vote:
2013-09-08 09:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
sphotos-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-09-08 09:43:47 PM  
1 vote:

1.bp.blogspot.com
TIED!!!!

2013-09-08 09:34:47 PM  
1 vote:

img.fark.netimg.fark.net

2013-09-08 09:34:14 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Primitive Screwhead: Those Dallas "D" hats gotta go.

I dislike them, as well. Stars, or spell out "Cowboys," I mean, COME ON


I look at them & think "knock-off Tigers hat"
2013-09-08 09:24:46 PM  
1 vote:
I will say this much: while the offense seems to be jittery & settling into the big game, the defense is looking about a brazilian times better than last year (just as they let Eli get a big run).
2013-09-08 09:14:50 PM  
1 vote:

xaks: Part of me is all


www.kombetare.al
2013-09-08 09:03:26 PM  
1 vote:
It's pretty sad that I feel the exact same way about this commercial that Suri does.
2013-09-08 09:00:03 PM  
1 vote:
This game is a clownshoe potato casserole.
2013-09-08 08:59:52 PM  
1 vote:
It's Eli vs Romo -- south park cripple fight played out in real life...
2013-09-08 08:59:48 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Polish Hussar: RINO: Hm, Eli Manning leads the league in turnovers. But Romo is an interception machine, right?

Super Bowl rings come filled with a noxious amnesia gas

Super Bowl rings are won with teams, not individuals.


Yes, but winning a Super Bowl (or 2) tends to make fans forgive/forget their quarter back's sins

Romoception!
2013-09-08 08:54:53 PM  
1 vote:

Killer Cars: robsul82: All of a sudden a chill ran down the spine of Christian Ponder.

I read that as "all the sudden chili ran down the spine of Christian Ponder".


GAH

Thanks for THAT mental image
2013-09-08 08:46:02 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: steamingpile: Lord of Allusions: This Toyota commercial reminds me how awful music is now.

Hey dubstep is happenin'!

Meanwhile, they illustrate the 80s with the Axel Foley theme...lots of other ways to go with it.


That's not Axel F, that's Rock it by Herbie Hancock
2013-09-08 08:42:39 PM  
1 vote:
This Toyota commercial reminds me how awful music is now.
2013-09-08 08:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
Game is getting yakkity-saxxy pretty quick.
2013-09-08 08:38:42 PM  
1 vote:
Well, f*ck Eli, but if every pass goes to Nicks, that's okay.
2013-09-08 08:33:06 PM  
1 vote:
How does Eli not see that ?????
2013-09-08 08:26:16 PM  
1 vote:
Did they turn up the autotune to 11 when they recorded the intro?
2013-09-08 08:25:00 PM  
1 vote:
I liked Carrie and the performance, but not the strange changes they made to the song.
2013-09-08 08:24:08 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like she's wearing shorts over a leotard. Song remix sucks.
2013-09-08 08:22:44 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com

You know that this guy watched the Erin Andrews naked in the hotel video at least 27 times.
2013-09-08 08:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
Since we're sharing, Charissa Thompson is my current sports host crush...

31.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-08 08:10:53 PM  
1 vote:
Whew.  Hey gang, I made it home with time to spare.  FOOOTBAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!
2013-09-08 08:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
BEAR DOWN BABY!
2013-09-08 07:53:47 PM  
1 vote:
When the Packers vs Niners game started, I was rooting for the Packers.  Until Clay Matthews showed what a slimeball he is, at which point I started rooting against the Packers.

Suck it, Matthews.
2013-09-08 07:52:55 PM  
1 vote:

thecpt: Aezetyr: picodenico: Ya know. The miscall by the refs annoys me, but they didn't give anybody any points.

The Packers gave them up.

SO much this. It's up to the Defense to stop the opposing offense from scoring. Not the refs.

Wow you're retarded in this thread. More chances to score=more scores


They scored on the *very next play*. The play that would have been a 4th down, inside the 10, with the 49ers defense playing very well. Anybody who thought the Niners would have kicked a FG there is deluding themselves.

The missed enforcement didn't change the game *at all*.
2013-09-08 07:52:36 PM  
1 vote:
Alrighty. I might be back for some of the later game. Gotta finish canning tomatoes and taco sauces.
2013-09-08 07:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
There's too much damn TV to watch tonight. Football, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter. Life was a lot simpler when we only had 7 channels.
2013-09-08 07:44:25 PM  
1 vote:
Yea, Shoepisser bringing it up again.

*sigh*

Gonna hear all week about how Green Bay got screwed by the refs again, aren't I?
2013-09-08 07:20:38 PM  
1 vote:
The NFC is going to be ridiculous this year.
2013-09-08 07:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
BY GOLLY MY CHEVY IS MURRICAN AND SO IS JESUS AND MY WIFE
2013-09-08 06:59:22 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Also, I'm about to go make salsa & tacos, but damn this game is getting good. Dammit.


I canned 5 jars of salsa earlier, and am having leftover fajitas in a bit. YAY YUMMY FOOD!!!
2013-09-08 06:46:54 PM  
1 vote:
21-21 Green Bay/San Francisco, 3:49 3rd
2013-09-08 06:44:37 PM  
1 vote:
I was going to ask if the AZ defense was as good as they appear ... and then they give up the long pass play.

Prevent defense doesn't.
2013-09-08 06:39:38 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: TD AZ

Innegan got torched by Fitzgerald


Finnegan is a decent to good DB, not in Fitz's class at all
2013-09-08 06:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
Larry Fitz TD.

These are the new Cards? Oh boy...
2013-09-08 06:19:41 PM  
1 vote:
For an illeagal hit the are really showing the Clay hit a lot. I thought they were not doing that anymore?
2013-09-08 06:01:21 PM  
1 vote:
Ah Kuhn. The football player who's cheers make 70% of NFL players feel momentarily offended.
2013-09-08 05:48:12 PM  
1 vote:
Diablo 3? Eh.
2013-09-08 05:42:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is it just me, or does Sleepy Hollow look AWESOME?! O.O
2013-09-08 05:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Green Bay's Clay Matthews should have been ejected for the dirty hit.
2013-09-08 05:21:15 PM  
1 vote:
si0.twimg.com

Oh, you have been awesome today........
2013-09-08 04:59:34 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere that dude on the 99 Titans just cried a solitary tear.
2013-09-08 04:58:51 PM  
1 vote:
Aaand touchdown Randall Cobb!
2013-09-08 04:57:05 PM  
1 vote:

xaks: Heh. Even Joe Shoepisser break's Harbaugh's balls for trying to lambast the refs. Love the ref hollering 'NO!' over and over.


ih0.redbubble.net
2013-09-08 04:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
Nice, it was the Honey Badger with the forced fumble
2013-09-08 04:48:55 PM  
1 vote:
The 1st place Chicago Bears!!!
www.totalprosports.com
2013-09-08 04:48:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yup, that's the Lambs.
2013-09-08 04:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

VvonderJesus: robsul82:

Motherfarker, I knew I should've checked and not rushed to make the kickoff, lol.

According to ESPN's box score, Ponder had 3 INT and 2 FUM, though.

Oh yeah, they just changed it.

sigh


So that's official then.

CORRECTION

Delhomme Leaderboard on Sunday Afternoon

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 83.3

3 INT, 2 FUM
2013-09-08 04:35:51 PM  
1 vote:
i40.tinypic.com

I only started with $100 (my wife wouldn't let me start with more)...after $100 on Oregon -25 yesterday, I made 20 wagers today.  I've only lost *1* with 2 to go...will be around $380-400 by end of day.  Next week I double my wagers and keep on going.  My record is turning 100 into 650 in 4 weeks before cashing out...this year I plan on going the entire season and trying to break into 4 or 5 digits.

I should start my own damn blog :P.
2013-09-08 04:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
So Ponder's the leader, I'm just wondering if it's 66.7 or 83.3
2013-09-08 04:28:38 PM  
1 vote:
Delhomme Leaderboard at Sunday Afternoon

Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Aaron Rodgers, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Colin Kaepernick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Sam Bradford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
2013-09-08 04:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
Crushing and expected disappointment notwithstanding, I was pretty impressed with the Bills' game.  Once some of the kinks are worked out, I think we have a chance.
2013-09-08 04:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
www.sportsmemes.net
2013-09-08 04:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-08 04:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-08 04:11:39 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Jets and Bills, how you blow it in spectacular fashion.
2013-09-08 04:11:08 PM  
1 vote:
memecrunch.com
2013-09-08 04:07:23 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: [i987.photobucket.com image 240x320]

SOON!


i36.photobucket.com
2013-09-08 04:02:48 PM  
1 vote:
Saints -3.5 = win
Colts 2h -4 = loss
CIN/CHI 2h Over 20.5 = win
Dolphins 2h ML = pending (winning)

Thinking Rams -3.5 for the afternoon.
2013-09-08 04:01:09 PM  
1 vote:

mooseyfate: mikaloyd: SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN

WHO DAT!


WHO DAT!
2013-09-08 04:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
If the Bills pull this off I am gonna be the happiest Pats hater.
2013-09-08 04:00:20 PM  
1 vote:
They just switched games on us

Tom looks mortal

Buffalo winning?!
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 03:57:03 PM  
1 vote:
BEARS WIN \o/
2013-09-08 03:56:01 PM  
1 vote:

IAmRight: Well, played terrible, got the win anyway. Good deal for road games. On to the unpleasant part of the schedule...aka the entire rest of it.

Good job, Cam, you're SO GOOD according to the announcers. Got one whole score! LEGEND


I kind of disagree there.  If they win at home next week, the week after is Jacksonville at home.  So they haven't quite hit the tough part yet.
2013-09-08 03:53:04 PM  
1 vote:
Hawks and Colts win, so both of my picks move on.  Now, just want the Pats to lose to eliminate a good 1/4 of my league.
2013-09-08 03:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
SEAHAWKS WIN! 1-0!!!
2013-09-08 03:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Indy seals it with the pick. I survive week 1 of suicide

Ditto. I had no idea that Oakland would give Indy that much of a scare.


Oakland has a seattle-esque history of screwing the pooch in 10am starts, I was expecting a double digit loss here.

Raiders covered the spread, so they got that going for them.
2013-09-08 03:51:52 PM  
1 vote:
Geno is playing like he wants the job.  *Not bad.jpg*
2013-09-08 03:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
Well, played terrible, got the win anyway. Good deal for road games. On to the unpleasant part of the schedule...aka the entire rest of it.

Good job, Cam, you're SO GOOD according to the announcers. Got one whole score! LEGEND
2013-09-08 03:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
Lynch finally gets a good run.  Good timing.
Despite the Seahawks trying to beat themselves it looks like they will pull out a win.
Didn't Deangalo fumble last year too????

In RW we trust.
2013-09-08 03:49:42 PM  
1 vote:
Pryor remembered at the last second that he plays for the Raiders
2013-09-08 03:49:10 PM  
1 vote:
Fark it, forgive me guys.

nflhumor.com
2013-09-08 03:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
Announcers saying to save the timeout until after the two-minute warning, as though losing an extra few seconds is a good decision.
2013-09-08 03:44:12 PM  
1 vote:
GOLDEN TATE IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU
2013-09-08 03:42:16 PM  
1 vote:
Kill this clock, sirs!
2013-09-08 03:39:10 PM  
1 vote:
If you didn't see any of this game and just had audio of the announcers talking about Cam Newton, you'd think the Panthers had 35 or so points.
2013-09-08 03:37:45 PM  
1 vote:
FUMBLE DeANGELO WILLAIAMS!! SEATTLE RECOVERY!
2013-09-08 03:37:42 PM  
1 vote:

JayCab: You're right, it should have been Unnecessary Roughness for grabbing a helmet opening and twisting.


Meh, it's okay if it's Cam Newton - f*ck that guy.

FUMBLE SEAHAWKS RECOVER HAHAHAHAHA
2013-09-08 03:36:31 PM  
1 vote:

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Stupid clownshoes Seahawks, you had them dead to rights and you tried to rip his goddamn helmet off.


He didn't, really, though. There's no way that back hand was on the facemask unless he has unbelievably long arms. The front one was on but he didn't pull anything and got his hand off immediately.

/unless earhole counts as facemask now
2013-09-08 03:36:21 PM  
1 vote:

IAmRight: Good thing the Seahawks are going to get called for a personal foul for a facemask when he wasn't holding onto the facemask at all. Thanks again, refs.

Too bad these dumbass announcers are acting as though it was legit, even with the replay showing zero facemask grab.


You're right, it should have been Unnecessary Roughness for grabbing a helmet opening and twisting.
2013-09-08 03:34:23 PM  
1 vote:
Seattle just bringing the 15-yard penalties left and right, keeping Camolina in the game .
2013-09-08 03:33:38 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing the Seahawks are going to get called for a personal foul for a facemask when he wasn't holding onto the facemask at all. Thanks again, refs.

Too bad these dumbass announcers are acting as though it was legit, even with the replay showing zero facemask grab.
2013-09-08 03:27:01 PM  
1 vote:
That seattle TD went from: "Why are you throwing that Wilson?" to "What a great throw by Wilson!"
2013-09-08 03:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly my Carolina/Seattle stream is waaaaaay behind.

Uggggh, c'mon, open guys there Drew.
2013-09-08 03:26:10 PM  
1 vote:
Seattle finally waking up.

damn 10am starts.
2013-09-08 03:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
That's a great throw from Wilson. A GREAT throw.
2013-09-08 03:25:27 PM  
1 vote:

VvonderJesus: robsul82: Carolina is STILL leading Seattle?

that must be a misprint. Seattle is the greatest team ever assembled and the only thing that could stop them is the nfl conspiracy against them


Don't worry, they're not leading them anymore.
2013-09-08 03:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
TD SEAHAWKS!!!! Whoooo!!!!
2013-09-08 03:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
KEARSE!!!!

Looks like we were just messing around earlier, now we'll go deep and take ya lid off.
2013-09-08 03:24:15 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Carolina is STILL leading Seattle?


Well not anymore.  Seachickens just scored a TD.  I blame you.
2013-09-08 03:23:51 PM  
1 vote:
What is it with Pete Caroll and former Cards players? Is he trying to do to the Cards what the Pats do to the Jets?
2013-09-08 03:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
DAMMIT Williams, hold on to that!

/even though that's tough as hell to hold onto
2013-09-08 03:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
I just want to say that Russell Wilson, despite the unfortunate way this game has gone, has been stupid accurate with his throws.
2013-09-08 03:17:05 PM  
1 vote:
Steve Smith is mad at a teammate again lol
2013-09-08 03:16:38 PM  
1 vote:
Steve Smith won't suffer your stupidity, dumbass
2013-09-08 03:01:26 PM  
1 vote:
Well, took a deep dicking on that intentional grounding call.
2013-09-08 03:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
Nice to see we're remembering that Zach Miller is a badass receiver.

/oh man, I really should've started Manuel over Stafford
2013-09-08 02:58:54 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, Baldwin.  Keep up with the catches and try to keep your shoulders/collarbone in one piece this season.
2013-09-08 02:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'd almost feel sorry for the Lions in this game. But they have Suh. It's their own fault.
2013-09-08 02:56:48 PM  
1 vote:
Broken play first down Seahawks.
2013-09-08 02:56:34 PM  
1 vote:
Amazing feet by Baldwin. Carolina wastes a challenge and a timeout due to complete incredulity.
2013-09-08 02:56:26 PM  
1 vote:
Amazing catch by Doug Baldwin
2013-09-08 02:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA

THAT PLAY HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SUCCESSFUL
2013-09-08 02:50:31 PM  
1 vote:
i987.photobucket.com
2013-09-08 02:41:46 PM  
1 vote:

JayCab: mikaloyd: Bunny Deville: And while I'm biatching about stuff, there really is no excuse for the new helmets. They're just bad.

I agree. I liked the old helmets, these are just wrong

If they actually did the cool color-shifting thing, that would be one thing... but yeah, the dumbass fixed two-tone thing is just like having different colors on the front and back of a jersey. Stupid, dumb, ugly and pointless.


They're the mullet of helmets.
2013-09-08 02:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
Punt recovered by the Seahawks! Haha sit on the sideline some more, Cam.
2013-09-08 02:37:50 PM  
1 vote:
I see I missed one in compiling.

Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
2013-09-08 02:37:24 PM  
1 vote:
McKayla Maroney's thoughts on the Steelers thus far??

sandrarose.com
2013-09-08 02:37:09 PM  
1 vote:
Delhomme Leaderboard

Joe Flacco, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)

Halftime Delhomme Scoreboard

Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)

Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (INT, FUM)

Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (INT)
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (INT)
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (INT)
Russell Wilson, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (FUM)
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (INT)
Terrelle Pryor, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7 (INT)
2013-09-08 02:20:37 PM  
1 vote:
Oh for fark's sake Ponder.
2013-09-08 02:17:26 PM  
1 vote:
Blind side hit, and the Seahawks come away with nothin'.

Ah well, we trailed in the first half against Carolina last time, too.
2013-09-08 02:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
Calling it now.
webpages.charter.net
2013-09-08 02:10:21 PM  
1 vote:
Last time an NFL game ended 2-0 was 1938.  Bears beat the Packers.
2013-09-08 02:01:38 PM  
1 vote:
I started both Newton and Smith... YES!!!!
2013-09-08 01:58:34 PM  
1 vote:
Brooklyn Nine Nine looks like the Other Guys only...tolerable
2013-09-08 01:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
This MIN-DET game is like watching two octogenarians fight over the last piece of boiled chicken.
2013-09-08 01:46:19 PM  
1 vote:
UNGER WHEN WILSON IS POINTING OUT BLOCKING, THAT DOES NOT MEAN TO SNAP IT
2013-09-08 01:46:08 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: mitchcumstein1: Who these people that are wearing Chiefs uniforms?

/I know it's against Jacksonville.

Hell, the Jags could make the 2008 Lions looks good.


i.imgur.com
2013-09-08 01:45:34 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, the SuperFan commercial's good.
2013-09-08 01:44:52 PM  
1 vote:
GIACOMINI STOP TRYING TO GET A PERSONAL FOUL YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE THAT GETS CALLED
2013-09-08 01:42:40 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: Pouncey surrendered pretty early, I say


I will ALWAYS love this site, and the people who are on it!!
2013-09-08 01:41:20 PM  
1 vote:
Thank you FOX for showing me why I hate Mindy Kaling
2013-09-08 01:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
New shows I'm giving a try this season

1. The one with Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar

2. The one with Seth Green and Ryan Gosling

3. Sleepy Hollow.

4... maybe that Andy Sanberg one. Maybe.

Old shows that can't come back soon enough.

1. The Walking Dead

2. Sons of Anarchy

3..... can't remember.
2013-09-08 01:34:23 PM  
1 vote:
Jags defense looking somewhat decent, for once.
2013-09-08 01:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
lolololol lions
2013-09-08 01:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
AP = BEAST
2013-09-08 01:13:26 PM  
1 vote:
Best RB in history.
2013-09-08 01:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
TOUCHDOWN AP FIR ST PLAY SUCKJ IT EVERYBODY
2013-09-08 01:11:06 PM  
1 vote:
Kickalicious would still have made that FG.
2013-09-08 01:03:09 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing that happens today matters. The Broncos already layed the smack down, and that's enough.
2013-09-08 01:02:08 PM  
1 vote:
IT'S TIME!

content.sportslogos.net
2013-09-08 12:51:22 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance

The Black-Eyed Peas set the bar so low I doubt anyone can top them.


FTFY
2013-09-08 12:45:38 PM  
1 vote:
Harv72b

This is the ONLY time you will hear me utter such words.  BUT...for the rest of the season....good luck to you, and your team!!

/Except when we play each other!!
2013-09-08 12:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
Here's my picks. FYI - Dolphins fan desperate for a playoff berth.

I missed the DEN/BAL game, but I was happy to see the Peyton Mannings win.  Ravens are a bigger threat to the Dolphins playoff hopes.

SF over GB
NO over ATL - Thank god bounty gate is over.  I want Brees to do well since that idiot at Alabama failed to bring him to Miami.
CIN over CHI - I hope the new coaching staff in Chicago and the upgraded O-Line can knock off the Bengals.
NE over BUF - I always want NE to lose.  Brady has ruined the last ten years for me.
DET over MIN
MIA over CLE - I want to see the new toys we bought.  I can haz 30+ points?  If the Dolphins lose, it will be because of the turnover margin.
CAR over SEA - Upset of the week.  I believe SEA plays poorly going to the East coast...or is that Arizona?
PIT over TEN - Hoping for a TEN upset.  Steelers are a bigger playoff threat to MIA.
KC over JAX - I don't think KC is going to be in the playoff picture, but they are a more likely thorn for MIA than JAX.
TB over NYJ - J.E.T.S., suck ,suck ,suck.  We all know the offense is a joke.  I wonder how many games their defense will keep them in.  Hope Martin goes wild so Freeman can't blow it with interceptions.
IND over OAK - A raider win is going to kill many a survivor pool, but it would help the Dolphins.
STL over ARZ
DAL over NYG - I think this is Dallas's year to win the division.  They won't do anything in the playoffs with a stacked NFC though
WAS over PHI
HOU over SD - I loathe the Texans.  I'm hoping for a MIA/HOU playoff matchup to finally break our winless streak on them.
2013-09-08 12:28:28 PM  
1 vote:

JosephFinn: God, it's good to have football back.  Everyone's 0-0, there's hope in the air, we can mock NFL on Fox for pretending the Superbowl is taking place in New York City....


Well. Everyone except the defending Super Bowl champs.
2013-09-08 11:30:23 AM  
1 vote:

WHO DAT!
content.sportslogos.net

2013-09-08 11:23:04 AM  
1 vote:
api.ning.com
2013-09-08 03:43:37 AM  
1 vote:
My picks for today go as follows:

- Patriots kill the Bills, try to blame Aaron Hernandez.

- Bengals maul DAAAA' Bears!

- Dolphins leave the "Factory of Sadness" smelling like tuna.

- AP runs over the Lions. Oh, and some guys from Minnesota help, too. I guess.

- GO OTHER PONIES! XD

- Breesus dines on Falcon.

- Buccaneers pillage New Jersey.

- The Steel Curtain falls on Tennessee.

- Seattle beats Carolina, smells like teen spirit.

- Chiefs and Jags are swallowed by a Florida sinkhole, never to plague mankind again.

- The St. Louis Rams top the Arizona Cardinals, marking a rare occasion that St. Louis cheers a Cardinal team getting their asses whupped.

- Aaron Rodgers takes THE CAKE, shoves it up Jim Harbaugh's whiny ass. >:-)

- Eli and the Giants destroy Jerry Jones' team in Dallas, officially rechristen Cowboy Stadium as Meadowlands West.
 
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