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2013-09-08 01:34:29 PM  
I wish I had Google Now around when I was in grade school, so I could ask it how to ask that cutie out.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:29 PM  
Hold em to 3
 
2013-09-08 01:34:31 PM  
Freeman had all day, but needed a sack lunch. twice even
 
2013-09-08 01:34:32 PM  

becksellent: geom_00: Laundry on the field!!

I read this as "Landry on the field" (as in 3rd-string rookie QB Jones), and got ready to freak the fark out until I realized that made no sense.  :P


Sorry, Becks!!
 
2013-09-08 01:34:34 PM  
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Yea.....no.  So far, it's potatos.  One might surmise they underscoped the bandwidth and their servers got farked.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:38 PM  
4th and goal, Falcons FGA upcoming.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:39 PM  

becksellent: geom_00: Laundry on the field!!

I read this as "Landry on the field" (as in 3rd-string rookie QB Jones), and got ready to freak the fark out until I realized that made no sense.  :P


Or free safeties LaRon and DuWan Laundry.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:45 PM  

CipollinaFan: smerfnablin: Why are the bears burning all their timeouts in the first quarter?!

They must have infinite timeouts in the CFL


They only have three, but if you call an extra one then say you're "Soory", the officials will be nice and let you have it anyway.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:54 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well Ponder hasn't forgotten who he is.


He is who we thought he was?

Donnchadha: becksellent: geom_00: Laundry on the field!!

I read this as "Landry on the field" (as in 3rd-string rookie QB Jones), and got ready to freak the fark out until I realized that made no sense.  :P

It's Zombie Tom Landry


That...might be kinda cool, actually.

/shut up, I dig the hat :)
 
2013-09-08 01:35:03 PM  

thecpt: Incorrigible Astronaut: Good lord... judging from the few passes that RedZone has shown, Locker looks awful so far.

So far?


Worse than last year, somehow. Really bad.

F*ck, incomplete. KC forced to punt.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:04 PM  

yookaloco: Can we start a petition to change Doug Martin's nickname from Muscle Hamster to The Douggernaut? Can we make that a thing? I mean, it's just not fair to the guy. He's never getting a good endorsement as Muscle Hamster.


24.media.tumblr.com

Nice throw, Ryan.  Bra-vo.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:05 PM  
Okay, Velveeta, stop.  Just stop.  You're not cool.  You never were cool.  You never *will* be cool.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:06 PM  
Matt Ryan's pass intended for Mrs. Edna Graustein in the fourth row of the south end zone is INCOMPLETE.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:11 PM  

yookaloco: I mean, it's just not fair to the guy. He's never getting a good endorsement as Muscle Hamster.


Richard Gere will hire him.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:15 PM  
23-yard Falcons FGA is good.

10-0 Atlanta, 1:32 1st
 
2013-09-08 01:35:19 PM  

Polish Hussar: As a fan of another pathetic NFL team, the Lions; there is no panic, just resignation to the inevitable


As a Raiders fan, I sympathize.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:22 PM  
Hey, I know, let's spear the sliding QB
 
2013-09-08 01:35:28 PM  
Kid, just say your braces won't bite and you'll get her.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:35 PM  
Another year without an offensive line. :(
 
2013-09-08 01:35:39 PM  
Bring out the sack.jpg.

FARK
 
2013-09-08 01:35:42 PM  
RAPE 1 OF THE SEASON oh how we missed those!
 
2013-09-08 01:35:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img707.imageshack.us image 687x227]

Yea.....no.  So far, it's potatos.  One might surmise they underscoped the bandwidth and their servers got farked.


Still working perfectly for me.
 
2013-09-08 01:35:44 PM  
10-0 Falcons
 
2013-09-08 01:35:46 PM  
Nice pat on the ass for Ryan from the ref. Must be a "Don't worry we got your back."
 
2013-09-08 01:35:52 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img707.imageshack.us image 687x227]

Yea.....no.  So far, it's potatos.  One might surmise they underscoped the bandwidth and their servers got farked.


mine's holding up so far
 
2013-09-08 01:35:55 PM  

Doogled: Lions defensive players, don't hurt Fairley on a celebration.


He actually asked his team mates to give him some kind of booboo, he's trying to get his Michigan medical marijuana card
 
2013-09-08 01:36:20 PM  

bulldg4life: Hey, I know, let's spear the sliding QB


That's a $20K hit.

/not sure bounty or fine
//whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-09-08 01:36:40 PM  

ariseatex: yookaloco: Can we start a petition to change Doug Martin's nickname from Muscle Hamster to The Douggernaut? Can we make that a thing? I mean, it's just not fair to the guy. He's never getting a good endorsement as Muscle Hamster.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 396x319]

Nice throw, Ryan.  Bra-vo.


Muscle Hamster is an awesome nickname, he's never getting a good endorsement because he plays for the Bucs
 
2013-09-08 01:36:50 PM  
So, Pouncey's out with an apparently serious right knee injury, and then Ben gets sacked.  Twice.  Awesome.
 
2013-09-08 01:36:56 PM  
Well, at least they held 'em to a FG.

C'mon, O, let's get some points here.
 
2013-09-08 01:37:00 PM  
Hey Vikings, your defense kind of sucks.
 
2013-09-08 01:37:07 PM  
America, stop Simon Cowell please!
 
2013-09-08 01:37:10 PM  
lions are curbstomping this defense
 
2013-09-08 01:37:18 PM  
Hey, a first down!
 
2013-09-08 01:37:22 PM  
Dear Steelers.

THROW THE FROG DAMNED BALL!!

kthx
 
2013-09-08 01:37:47 PM  
New Orleans at their 20
 
2013-09-08 01:37:50 PM  
Bills get a first down negated by a lineman going all jazz hands on someone's face.

\btw, why'd the second Steeler safety get overturned?
 
2013-09-08 01:37:51 PM  
Oh, Bears.  You do realize you're playing the Bengals right?  Show some pride.
 
2013-09-08 01:37:55 PM  

becksellent: So, Pouncey's out with an apparently serious right knee injury, and then Ben gets sacked.  Twice.  Awesome.


Just the 1st game...don't panic.
 
2013-09-08 01:37:59 PM  
"Oh right, Marshawn Lynch is good. We can just keep giving him the ball."
 
2013-09-08 01:38:04 PM  

becksellent: So, Pouncey's out with an apparently serious right knee injury, and then Ben gets sacked.  Twice.  Awesome.


LOSE BEST O LINE PLAYER

LOCAL AREA HEROES CAPTURE RAPIST
 
2013-09-08 01:38:17 PM  
Geez, Wheedon's receivers suck. He hasn't been bad, but man, Donovan McNabb is watching this and feeling bad for his receiving core.

/Stinkston and Trash
 
2013-09-08 01:38:25 PM  

vegaswench: Polish Hussar: As a fan of another pathetic NFL team, the Lions; there is no panic, just resignation to the inevitable

As a Raiders fan, I sympathize.


Your Panthers look OK today so far
 
2013-09-08 01:38:28 PM  
All right, 8 yards for PT
 
2013-09-08 01:38:29 PM  

Polish Hussar: Doogled: Lions defensive players, don't hurt Fairley on a celebration.

He actually asked his team mates to give him some kind of booboo, he's trying to get his Michigan medical marijuana card


Assuming his pot dispensary is still operating after the cops busted most of them this summer for weapons violations.
 
2013-09-08 01:38:36 PM  

geom_00: Dear Steelers.

THROW THE FROG DAMNED BALL!!

kthx


Wait, there's a Frenchman in the NFL?
 
2013-09-08 01:38:37 PM  
Oh my word, a first down.
 
2013-09-08 01:38:44 PM  
Okay, Seahawks, when you see them with 11 players within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage, feel free to check into a pass play.
 
2013-09-08 01:38:58 PM  
A Dolphins field goal to start the season.  Ugh.  Cue the Tony Sporano fist pump.
 
2013-09-08 01:39:03 PM  

becksellent: So, Pouncey's out with an apparently serious right knee injury, and then Ben gets sacked.  Twice.  Awesome.


So glad I didn't end up with Ben again this year.  Not that I don't still like the Steelers, but they need to get a real O-line again someday.
 
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