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2013-09-08 01:29:07 PM

becksellent: We're gonna need some more, kthx.


Oh please, have the Steelers win by safeties!
 
2013-09-08 01:29:08 PM
Where is the QB sneak on that, deep handoff, shiat.
 
2013-09-08 01:29:16 PM
Nice pressure, Poe. Jax forced to punt again.
 
2013-09-08 01:29:34 PM
Laundry on the field!!
 
2013-09-08 01:29:43 PM
Soon Los Santos...
 
2013-09-08 01:29:53 PM

Sargun: robsul82: 4th and a Favre near midfield, Saints

Honestly I think it's a bad spot


They will regret not challenging that one. The ref spotted on the assumption that his knee went down before the ball... which it did not.
 
2013-09-08 01:29:59 PM
I can't wait to see the halftime report today. I just have to see these safeties going on.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:04 PM
Guess the Steelers will take their chances rather than go down 3-2.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:06 PM

atlfarkette: mikaloyd: Son of a biatch. Falcons ahead
hi


Hatin life right now lol
 
2013-09-08 01:30:11 PM

pfhobia: I know it's just the Jaguars, but the Chiefs D is looking pretty good so far. Call me optimistic.


Same here. Dallas will be a better test next week.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:14 PM

becksellent: JosephFinn: neuroflare: JosephFinn: ModernPrimitive01: titans already failing. Time to get day drunk

If you're following the Titans, shouldn't you already be drunk?

The real question is who is on fark that isn't already day drunk?

Not me as I have to go visit my dad in the hospital later.

Hope everything's OK, JosephFinn.

...dammit, Steelers.  :(


Old age, basically, but thanks for the thoughts.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:16 PM
Nice quick hit by Pryor to Streeter.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:16 PM

eddievercetti: becksellent: We're gonna need some more, kthx.

Oh please, have the Steelers win by safeties!


Well, as long as they win...lol.

/hi eddie!  :)
 
2013-09-08 01:30:17 PM
Why are the bears burning all their timeouts in the first quarter?!
 
2013-09-08 01:30:34 PM
Good grief, I have 5.96 points in FF against somebody with 85.88 points.  Apparently, my team is made of equal parts fail and sadness.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:42 PM

becksellent: ariseatex: geom_00: robsul82: Jets 2-0

SURELY you can't be serious?!?

He is serious.  And don't call him Shirley.

O HAI ariseatex!  :)

Nice stop Beard, but guys?  We're gonna need some more, kthx.


Hi  becks! :D

Sorry  rob, but as I have Matt Ryan and my fantasy opponent has Drew Brees, I'm happy about the turnover on downs.  No offense.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:43 PM
3 separate games with a score of 2-0. Just... ridiculous.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:43 PM

Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?


It was time to panic before the first preseason game.
But at least you will have Jadeveon Clowney next year.
 
2013-09-08 01:30:51 PM
And it was the right call.
 
2013-09-08 01:31:12 PM

smerfnablin: Why are the bears burning all their timeouts in the first quarter?!


Because they're not very good?
 
2013-09-08 01:31:18 PM
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2013-09-08 01:31:40 PM

becksellent: hi eddie!  :)


Hi Steeler Queen.
 
2013-09-08 01:31:43 PM
This is going to turn out like a 2002?  Penn State/Iowa game.  The final score was 6-4
 
2013-09-08 01:31:49 PM

CipollinaFan: Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?

It was time to panic before the first preseason game.
But at least you will have Jadeveon Clowney next year.


We're gonna have whoever is the number one draft pick next year if we keep playing like this..
 
2013-09-08 01:31:49 PM
Good lord... judging from the few passes that RedZone has shown, Locker looks awful so far.
 
2013-09-08 01:31:50 PM

Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?


As a fan of another pathetic NFL team, the Lions; there is no panic, just resignation to the inevitable
 
2013-09-08 01:31:58 PM

Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?


does gabbert have anyone else who can get open?
 
2013-09-08 01:32:06 PM

geom_00: Laundry on the field!!


I read this as "Landry on the field" (as in 3rd-string rookie QB Jones), and got ready to freak the fark out until I realized that made no sense.  :P
 
2013-09-08 01:32:20 PM
Ryan scrambles for 15 yards and gets a flag, good farking grief.
 
2013-09-08 01:32:23 PM
Saints D is a joke.
 
2013-09-08 01:32:24 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: pfhobia: I know it's just the Jaguars, but the Chiefs D is looking pretty good so far. Call me optimistic.

Same here. Dallas will be a better test next week.


Hopefully we can put together a decent drive to put my fears about Mr. Smith to rest.
 
2013-09-08 01:32:26 PM
Kind of premature flags on that hit on Ryan....
 
2013-09-08 01:32:34 PM
update: AP is not immortal, Ponder is not a quarterback
 
2013-09-08 01:32:40 PM
LIONS TACKLED SOMEONE ON DEFENSE!
 
2013-09-08 01:32:48 PM
Saints bounty program still in effect?  Idiot.
 
2013-09-08 01:32:55 PM

Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?

As a fan of another pathetic NFL team, the Lions; there is no panic, just resignation to the inevitable


At least you two are getting it over with.  We're keeping the band-aid on for another few hours.
 
2013-09-08 01:32:58 PM
Congrats to McDonalds!  That commercial was WAY more Creepy than Burger King's King!!
 
2013-09-08 01:32:59 PM
Nope, no DPI there
 
2013-09-08 01:33:12 PM
Well Ponder hasn't forgotten who he is.
 
2013-09-08 01:33:14 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: Bunny Deville: Gabbert throwing to an ineligible receiver, the ground.

Okay, it's not even halfway through the first quarter of the first game, it's not time to panic yet, right?

does gabbert have anyone else who can get open?


They can get open all day, he just keeps getting sacked, panicking, and throwing to nowhere.
 
2013-09-08 01:33:15 PM
First down, KC. Already a nice improvement over Matty.
 
2013-09-08 01:33:17 PM

smerfnablin: Why are the bears burning all their timeouts in the first quarter?!


They must have infinite timeouts in the CFL
 
2013-09-08 01:33:17 PM

becksellent: geom_00: Laundry on the field!!

I read this as "Landry on the field" (as in 3rd-string rookie QB Jones), and got ready to freak the fark out until I realized that made no sense.  :P


It's Zombie Tom Landry
 
2013-09-08 01:33:19 PM
Can we start a petition to change Doug Martin's nickname from Muscle Hamster to The Douggernaut? Can we make that a thing? I mean, it's just not fair to the guy. He's never getting a good endorsement as Muscle Hamster.
 
2013-09-08 01:33:41 PM
Lions defensive players, don't hurt Fairley on a celebration.
 
2013-09-08 01:33:45 PM
Thanks for dropping that, Greg Olsen.

/keep trying to fit passes between two defenders, Newton
 
2013-09-08 01:33:54 PM
FG by Gostkowski, 10-0 Patriots.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:02 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Good lord... judging from the few passes that RedZone has shown, Locker looks awful so far.


So far?
 
2013-09-08 01:34:23 PM
Jags defense looking somewhat decent, for once.
 
2013-09-08 01:34:24 PM

geom_00: Congrats to McDonalds!  That commercial was WAY more Creepy than Burger King's King!!


Still better than State Farm.
 
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