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(ESPN)   WILL Sean Payton lead the Saints back to glory? CAN the Packers finally beat the 49ers? HOW will the Jets top the Year of the Buttfumble? Praise Tebow, the wait is over... THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 1 Discussion Thread (Games begin @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)   ( divider line
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2013-09-08 01:22:07 PM  
Don't leave TG, Lofton.
2013-09-08 01:22:08 PM  
2013-09-08 01:22:11 PM  
And the Steelers turn into what the Bengals used to be.
2013-09-08 01:22:16 PM  
Redman fumbles

first the safety
now this
2013-09-08 01:22:22 PM  
Are they trying to say that Johnson didn't catch that?
2013-09-08 01:22:23 PM  
The red man fumbles.
The clownshoes is strong in this game.
2013-09-08 01:22:23 PM  
Luck is throwing darts out there.
2013-09-08 01:22:27 PM  

star_topology: Pouncey taken out by his own teammate! What the actual fark!

They watched too much tape from the Ravens game the other night.
2013-09-08 01:22:30 PM  
calvin johnson is going to be victim of the calvin johnson rule
2013-09-08 01:22:31 PM  
Chiefs marching on down the field. I'm gonna have to have the men come pick me up from the bar later, I can just feel it.
2013-09-08 01:22:37 PM  
2013-09-08 01:22:42 PM  
Uggggh. AP is going to have to run for 300 yds today because the D isn't going to stop anyone.
2013-09-08 01:22:42 PM  
New Orleans at their 23

Bunkley to the locker room
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 01:22:43 PM  
Two games right now have a 2-0 score.  My dream is to have an NFL game end with the following scores:


Let's hope this is my week!
2013-09-08 01:22:46 PM  
Steelers fumble, and Wedgie Rayne TOUCHDOWN
2013-09-08 01:22:46 PM  
2013-09-08 01:22:52 PM  
Good job, Golden Tate. F*ck letting 'em down it inside the 5 again.
2013-09-08 01:22:53 PM  

thecpt: Yay. The games I get are jets bucs and pats bills. Greatest day ever!


I went with the Jets to watch the trainwreck, but so far the Bucs are making them look good.
2013-09-08 01:22:55 PM  

mikaloyd: Son of a biatch. Falcons ahead

2013-09-08 01:23:00 PM  
Is Yahoo wrong or did the Titans get a saftey AGAIN?
2013-09-08 01:23:02 PM  
Is Calvin Johnson going to get farked by the Calvin Johnson rule?
2013-09-08 01:23:04 PM  
The Lions script has flipped from the preseason.  The defense couldn't stop anything on that one play, and the offense has decided to move the ball.
2013-09-08 01:23:09 PM  
TD Clots! Luck to Wayne.
2013-09-08 01:23:17 PM  

HeathenHealer: Minnesota D looking suspect

Or worse.

Megatron is awesome.
2013-09-08 01:23:17 PM  

And hello to all!

2013-09-08 01:23:17 PM  
Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!

/td Colts
2013-09-08 01:23:18 PM  
JESUS CHRIST. Don't tell me they are going to take ANOTHER TD away from Megatron.
2013-09-08 01:23:19 PM  
Well, fark.

Chiefs 7 jags 2
2013-09-08 01:23:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: Polish Hussar: Holy crap!  Stafford RAN for a first down

Holy crap! Stafford can run?

Run might not have been the right word, lumber might be a more accurate description.

And Megatron's touchdown might be coming off the board
2013-09-08 01:23:29 PM  
2013-09-08 01:23:34 PM  

Harv72b: star_topology: Pouncey taken out by his own teammate! What the actual fark!

They watched too much tape from the Ravens game the other night.

How else do we get inspiration?

hardy har har
2013-09-08 01:23:39 PM  
The Steelers were a safe pick this week.
2013-09-08 01:23:54 PM  
First down, Brees to Sproles, +14
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-08 01:23:55 PM  
Sigh, as I say that, KC scores.

2013-09-08 01:23:56 PM  
F'ing Redman.  Steelers still have that Craigslist out for a running back ?
2013-09-08 01:24:02 PM  

star_topology: Pouncey taken out by his own teammate! What the actual fark!

This is not a repeat of last season...

/...since IIRC Pouncey was pretty much the only lineman who didn't get taken out by a teammate last season.  :-/
//keep your chin up DD, we're gonna need ya kid.  Make it up.  :)
2013-09-08 01:24:03 PM  
This is going to be a weird season - which is the best kind of season.
2013-09-08 01:24:05 PM  

mikaloyd: Son of a biatch. Falcons ahead

I gotta hand it to those Falcons... they'll give you the best 2-1/2 to 3 quarters per game of regular season football that you'll see.
2013-09-08 01:24:05 PM  
No catch! Wow.
2013-09-08 01:24:06 PM  
finally a flag not on Tampa
2013-09-08 01:24:08 PM  
Megatron TD overturned!
2013-09-08 01:24:15 PM  
What we've learned so far: The Lions are still the Lions. AP is still AP
2013-09-08 01:24:16 PM  
2013-09-08 01:24:23 PM  
OK Beast Mode. Do some beast modey things and get me some points.
2013-09-08 01:24:23 PM  
What td catch? I didn't see a catch.
2013-09-08 01:24:26 PM  
Okay, after replay...not a pick.  But the Bills still suck.
2013-09-08 01:24:26 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: That's a Hall of Fame catch right there by Megatron.

Ignore this idiot, he doesn't know anything.
2013-09-08 01:24:29 PM  
2013-09-08 01:24:30 PM  
Bills almost Intercepted
2013-09-08 01:24:37 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: That's a Hall of Fame catch right there by Megatron.

Speaking of, has anyone here seen the rumored Calvin Johnson Megatron toy?
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