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(ESPN)   WILL Sean Payton lead the Saints back to glory? CAN the Packers finally beat the 49ers? HOW will the Jets top the Year of the Buttfumble? Praise Tebow, the wait is over... THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 1 Discussion Thread (Games begin @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5443
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2013-09-08 12:43:49 PM  

smerfnablin: CBS is masterbating over the read option defense

Fark thread prediction #2:

Rg3 is going to get hurt again


just imagine what these guys are going to do when they start throwing in the shovel pass and screen pass into the read option

DOOM!!
 
2013-09-08 12:43:54 PM  
You have got to be fuxking kidding me

Green Bay studied the A&M Alabama game to come up with a way to stop the read option?!
 
2013-09-08 12:43:57 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-08 12:43:59 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I swear to Jebus, the SB in Jersey  is going to be the biggest clusterf*ck ever.  I hope it snows 12' and there is a Sharknado.

Bruno Mars?  smh......


Yeah, like many others I was hoping for The Boss.  Bruno Mars, that'll be a good time grab more snacks and beer from the kitchen
 
2013-09-08 12:44:07 PM  

knbber2: ClavellBCMI: They are claiming that Bowyer deliberately spun out to bring out that last caution to get Truex Jr. into the Chase via tie-breaker.

Hmm, interesting, not sure someone would risk death at 180 mph on purpose.


Nelson Piquet, Jr disagrees. Just ask Renault
 
2013-09-08 12:44:36 PM  
Good job by Fox just now illustrating how NOT New York the field in the Meadowlands actually is.
 
2013-09-08 12:45:02 PM  
Watching NFL Network and apparently Warren Sapp can't successfully drink a capri sun.

/Monkey riding a dog
 
2013-09-08 12:45:31 PM  
The only good I can think of from a Bruno Mars halftime MIGHT be the fact that he wrote the F*** You song.

They'll probably do the censored "Forget You" version, of course, but Cee-Lo might let a few slip.
 
2013-09-08 12:45:33 PM  

CipollinaFan: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I swear to Jebus, the SB in Jersey  is going to be the biggest clusterf*ck ever.  I hope it snows 12' and there is a Sharknado.

As do I.
The best football games are played on the frozen tundra.


(misses the old Metropolitan Stadium in Minnesota, now *that* is where football was *meant* to be played outdoors in December, along with That Stadium In Green Bay)
 
2013-09-08 12:45:38 PM  
Harv72b

This is the ONLY time you will hear me utter such words.  BUT...for the rest of the season....good luck to you, and your team!!

/Except when we play each other!!
 
2013-09-08 12:46:04 PM  
Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.
 
2013-09-08 12:46:54 PM  

AdamK: smerfnablin: CBS is masterbating over the read option defense

Fark thread prediction #2:

Rg3 is going to get hurt again

just imagine what these guys are going to do when they start throwing in the shovel pass and screen pass into the read option

DOOM!!


The point is defenses will assign someone to hit the quarterback no matter what

So like Baltimore did in the Super Bowl:

1 guy his the half back, 1 guy hits the quarterback

That way everyone gets popped and no one is chasing people around randomly
 
2013-09-08 12:46:57 PM  

knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.


Does it have a Dolphins logo on it?
 
2013-09-08 12:47:08 PM  

knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.


Did it have the Dolphins logo on it?
 
2013-09-08 12:48:21 PM  

muck4doo: knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.

Did it have the Dolphins logo on it?


LucklessWonder: knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.

Does it have a Dolphins logo on it?


Long lost twins?
 
2013-09-08 12:49:38 PM  

yookaloco: muck4doo: knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.

Did it have the Dolphins logo on it?

LucklessWonder: knbber2: Must be cold in that interview, Kaepernick wearing hipster douchebag ski cap.

Does it have a Dolphins logo on it?

Long lost twins?


just answer the dolphin question and stop trying to change the subject
 
2013-09-08 12:49:51 PM  

geom_00: good luck to you, and your team!!


I'm hoping they got their full season's worth of suck out of the way in that one half.

I'd really like to reciprocate, but, ummm....may you enjoy good health and derive much enjoyment from the efforts of your team. :p
 
2013-09-08 12:49:56 PM  

cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance


The Black-Eyed Peas set the bar so low I doubt anyone can top them.
 
2013-09-08 12:50:29 PM  
Farkin' Riggle is singing, time to hit the mute button.
 
2013-09-08 12:50:49 PM  

cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance


Beyonce made an "appearance" at the halftime show of last night's Michigan/Notre Dame game

Lasers and a giant disco ball were also there
 
2013-09-08 12:51:22 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance

The Black-Eyed Peas set the bar so low I doubt anyone can top them.


FTFY
 
2013-09-08 12:51:33 PM  

smerfnablin: AdamK: smerfnablin: CBS is masterbating over the read option defense

Fark thread prediction #2:

Rg3 is going to get hurt again

just imagine what these guys are going to do when they start throwing in the shovel pass and screen pass into the read option

DOOM!!

The point is defenses will assign someone to hit the quarterback no matter what

So like Baltimore did in the Super Bowl:

1 guy his the half back, 1 guy hits the quarterback

That way everyone gets popped and no one is chasing people around randomly


sounds like a great way to make defenses one-dimensional
 
2013-09-08 12:52:07 PM  
Finally, let the games begin!

GO HAWKS
 
2013-09-08 12:53:09 PM  

litespeed74: Finally, let the games begin!

GO HAWKS


Shares in adderall stock?
 
2013-09-08 12:53:09 PM  
Dang, if you live in Oakland, Legends clubs seats for the Steelers game with all you can eat and drink booze are 22 bucks/each for 2 seats.
 
2013-09-08 12:53:22 PM  
Jay Cutler reports - Rob Riggle is out for the 2014 NFL Pregame show.

/please God, please, please, please
 
2013-09-08 12:53:41 PM  
guys I know you were concerned but I got sunday ticket to work.

i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 12:53:52 PM  
Hai guise what's goin on in this thread?  :)

Good to see you all here.

/go Steelers!  :)
 
2013-09-08 12:54:31 PM  
Hai Bex.
 
2013-09-08 12:54:49 PM  

becksellent: Hai guise what's goin on in this thread?  :)

Good to see you all here.

/go Steelers!  :)


Hola!
 
2013-09-08 12:54:54 PM  
Not that anyone really is watching at this point, BUT....I changed my mind and picked the upset Titans over the hosting Stillers later today. Just a heads-up.

*GO PACK GO!
 
2013-09-08 12:54:57 PM  

ariseatex: The only good I can think of from a Bruno Mars halftime MIGHT be the fact that he wrote the F*** You song.

They'll probably do the censored "Forget You" version, of course, but Cee-Lo might let a few slip.


Bruno Mars is much better than his top 40 bullshiat. I've seen some performances by him that were quite good. But you don't make money off of Top 40 radio by putting out good songs. You know how it go.
 
2013-09-08 12:55:21 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-08 12:55:25 PM  

becksellent: Hai guise what's goin on in this thread?


You get one, and precisely one, comment about Thursday night.  Make it count. :p

/Hi. :)
 
2013-09-08 12:55:39 PM  
THE VIKINGS ARE ON REGULAR TV IN MADISON?  ARE YOU SHIATTING ME
 
2013-09-08 12:56:02 PM  
Saints -3.
 
2013-09-08 12:56:08 PM  
i309.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 12:56:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Bruno Mars?  WTF?


Yeah... buy stock in other networks' "halftime" shows.
 
2013-09-08 12:56:35 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Using Tecmo Bowl 2014, I have determined the Vikes will crush detroit. Why yes, Adrian Perteson IS a beast. Why yes, Christian Ponder has the arm of Don Majikowsi.


I only found out they've been updating every year just a few days ago. So I got it.

Week 1 Simulated Outcome -

i.imgur.com

Suisham 1/1, Worilds 3 sacks, Redman 2 TD & Fumble, Johnson 1 TD, Titans 0/1 FGA
 
2013-09-08 12:56:37 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: just answer the dolphin question and stop trying to change the subject

 
2013-09-08 12:56:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel:


Vader time?
 
2013-09-08 12:56:45 PM  
Quick! Everyone check your fantasy lineups!!
 
2013-09-08 12:57:17 PM  

becksellent: Good to see you all here


Becks!!

Good to see you too!!!  :)

/They just said it's the 76th meeting of the Steelers and Titans.  Um...THAT's impossible.
 
2013-09-08 12:57:27 PM  

geom_00: Harv72b

This is the ONLY time you will hear me utter such words.  BUT...for the rest of the season....good luck to you, and your team!!

/Except when we play each other!!


WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GEOM_00?!  :P

/just kidding :)
//hai Harv!  Congrats to you and all the other Ravens fans on the SB win.  Man that hurts to type, lol, but you guys deserved that.  :)
///also, Steely McBeam is terrifying.
 
2013-09-08 12:57:34 PM  
So he;s saying the way only way the Raiders can succeed is to not be the Raiders. I guess that's about right.
 
2013-09-08 12:57:55 PM  

becksellent: Hai guise what's goin on in this thread?  :)

Good to see you all here.

/go Steelers!  :)


Heya Becks - now it's a football thread!

/2nd the go Steelers (or 3rd after geom)
 
2013-09-08 12:58:06 PM  

yookaloco: Quick! Everyone check your fantasy lineups!!


I've got Matt Ryan, and my opponent has Drew Brees.  This should be fun.
 
2013-09-08 12:58:34 PM  

yookaloco: Quick! Everyone check your fantasy lineups!!


Don't need to: I went all in on Manning, Welker, and Julian Thomas in 2 of 3 leagues.
 
2013-09-08 12:58:36 PM  

geom_00: [i987.photobucket.com image 499x467]

[i987.photobucket.com image 650x366]

LET'S GO STEELERS!!!!!


Thanks for that geom. So many pictures and so little time
 
2013-09-08 12:58:44 PM  
Chiefs starting the season at noon. Royals playing at 1:10. I don't know which makes me happier Chiefs playing or meaningful September baseball. Let's get have a good game today and bear the Jaguars
 
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