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2013-09-08 12:32:29 PM  

JosephFinn: robsul82: Week 1 Leaderboard at 1:00 PM Sunday

Joe Flacco, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Alex Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andrew Luck, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jake Locker, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Ryan, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Russell Wilson, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

I WANT TO HUG YOU RIGHT NOW IN A MANLY WAY MY GOD IT'S GREAT TO SEE THE DELHOMME BACK.


^THIS!!^ . SO MUCH!!
 
2013-09-08 12:32:36 PM  

yookaloco: The "much beloved" Bill Simmons expressing my feelings on fantasy football.

"On that note, we have to rehash Eli's catastrophic 5.25-pointer, which officially ended my West Coast fantasy season and may have convinced me to retire from fantasy football altogether, and only because I'm tired of fantasy football making me feel bad about myself. It's like being in a relationship with someone who's always mean to you. I can't even remember the last time fantasy football and I were happy. Anyway, an Illinois reader named Kevin listened to me biatch about fantasy football on Monday's podcast and sent the following e-mail:

'Nobody wants to hear about your fantasy team, or mine, or anyone else's for that matter. That's why I'm going to start a Fantasy Football Gripe Hotline, like a Suicide Hotline but more like a Suicide Pool Hotline. Imagine being able to call up this week, for a minor $1 fee, and vent. 'Dude, I had Andrew Luck in my starting lineup all week, then the third-rate fantasy info guy that follows me on Twitter said 'Eli never has two bad games in a row' and I plugged Eli in over Luck 10 minutes before kickoff.' My hotline operator could just respond with, 'Man, it's okay. You made the right choice. What were the odds that would happen. Don't beat yourself up.' How many sullen fantasy owners would be all over this?'

(I love this idea. I totally would have called that hotline after Eli's 5.25-pointer and maybe even have spent $20 hashing out my feelings about it. Which brings me back to my point - I really need to dump fantasy football. I don't like the way you make me feel about myself, fantasy football. You're mean to me.)"

/still couldn't help but join a bunch of leagues this year
//ya know, now that I think of it, my last relationship was with a girl who was always mean to me. Huh.



It's not your fault, yookaloco
It's not your fault, yookaloco
It's not your fault, yookaloco
It's not your fault, yookaloco
It's not your fault, yookaloco
hug time
 
2013-09-08 12:32:44 PM  
Terry Bradshaw Sings the Great American Songbook on Fox Sunday, barf.
 
2013-09-08 12:32:44 PM  

VvonderJesus: Lt. Cheese Weasel: VvonderJesus: ok but really, is anybody else that bought the madden anniversary nfl sunday ticket having problems logging in

Nope, in and working like a charm

well shiat


URL and login/psw VERY case sensitive
 
2013-09-08 12:32:45 PM  
Please, Fox pregame, don't try singing.
 
2013-09-08 12:32:57 PM  

ariseatex: Cardinals are still undefeated!!!!for six more hours


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.......
 
2013-09-08 12:33:27 PM  
30 minutes to Redzone, the drought is over!!!!
 
2013-09-08 12:34:11 PM  
Perfect day for football in AZ. Raining like a motherfarker. Too bad we have a dome and the game's in St Louis
 
2013-09-08 12:34:20 PM  
Welp, I have to visit a distant dead relative's house and decide what furniture I want for my new apartment. I'll probably be back around 2-ish, but then rush-watching the Jets game for the lulz, so see you all around halftime.
 
2013-09-08 12:34:40 PM  
Is there a Hard Knocks curse?

For some reason I feel bad for the bungles
 
2013-09-08 12:34:47 PM  

robsul82: Week 1 Leaderboard at 1:00 PM Sunday

Joe Flacco, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Alex Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andrew Luck, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jake Locker, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Ryan, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Russell Wilson, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Does Flacco win a tiebreaker simply because he gained yards on his INT?
 
2013-09-08 12:34:54 PM  

Bunny Deville: Trying to decide whether to go to the sports bar, or just go down to the man cave and watch the game by, shall we say, dubious means. The sports bar has good beer and fried food, but the basement means I don't have to leave the house.


The basement does not require pants.
 
2013-09-08 12:35:07 PM  
Green-Ellis or Lacy in the Flex position?
 
2013-09-08 12:35:13 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

Let's see what the hell they're actually gonna do with this season.  On the bright side, it's Buffalo.
 
2013-09-08 12:35:16 PM  

JosephFinn: robsul82: Week 1 Leaderboard at 1:00 PM Sunday

Joe Flacco, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Alex Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andrew Luck, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jake Locker, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Ryan, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Russell Wilson, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

I WANT TO HUG YOU RIGHT NOW IN A MANLY WAY MY GOD IT'S GREAT TO SEE THE DELHOMME BACK.


Yeah, the Delhomme makes me moist.
 
2013-09-08 12:35:20 PM  

ariseatex: Cardinals are still undefeated!!!!for six more hours


Hey, last year they went to Week 5 without a loss...
 
2013-09-08 12:35:27 PM  

dickfreckle: Bunny Deville: Trying to decide whether to go to the sports bar, or just go down to the man cave and watch the game by, shall we say, dubious means. The sports bar has good beer and fried food, but the basement means I don't have to leave the house.

The basement does not require pants.


Also the beer is cheaper
 
2013-09-08 12:35:40 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel:

URL and login/psw VERY case sensitive

I think I farked myself by changing the password this morning. You know, when it clearly says "Don't change the password."
 
2013-09-08 12:36:16 PM  
Did they just say Bruno Mars is doing the Super Bowl Halftime show?
 
2013-09-08 12:36:32 PM  
I'm glad to see that New Jersey's Super Bowl is getting BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-no mars?

fark that shiat.
 
2013-09-08 12:36:34 PM  

TheManofPA: Robert1966: TheManofPA: Could this be an omen for the season: With 1 hour to go to game time, Browns tickets are twice as expensive as Steelers tickets (you could go to Pitt for 10 bucks at one point).

Nevermind:
[img.fark.net image 283x283]

You mean at one point in the Sixties?

Hour to game time on stubhub, they had two seats in the upperdeck for 10 bucks. If you live in Pittsburgh and can leave now to go, it is 8 bucks/each for 2 seats and that INCLUDES shipping and handling with at home printout.


Shiat. Can't.
 
2013-09-08 12:36:55 PM  
No Bruce!  Denied!
 
2013-09-08 12:36:57 PM  
Aw. No Boss for the Jersey Super Bowl? I woulda bet on that one. I'm ok with Bruno tho.
 
2013-09-08 12:37:14 PM  
I just want to take a moment to ask everyone to please write to NASCAR and urge then to fine MWR and Bowyer for the garbage they pulled last night

After the NFL season starts everyone forgets NASCAR is a sport :)
 
2013-09-08 12:37:14 PM  

VvonderJesus: Lt. Cheese Weasel:

URL and login/psw VERY case sensitive

I think I farked myself by changing the password this morning. You know, when it clearly says "Don't change the password."


Yea, you done screwed yer pooch....better get on the phone and pray for a miracle some one answers
 
2013-09-08 12:37:32 PM  
YEAH Sunday Football!

/and nothing says football like Bruno Mars, who, I recently learned, is a real person
 
2013-09-08 12:37:39 PM  

smerfnablin: So apparently going 10-6 last year means the quarterback still needs to step up?


*Cough**ChristianPonder**Cough*
 
2013-09-08 12:37:53 PM  
Bruno Mars?  WTF?
 
2013-09-08 12:37:54 PM  
WTF, NFL... seriously, WTF? *HIM* to do the half-time show at the Super Bowl? I know it wasn't a surprise, but seriously. Bruno freaking Mars?
 
2013-09-08 12:38:03 PM  
not one of those men has ever heard of bruno mars before this segment
 
2013-09-08 12:38:14 PM  
Jeez, does Bruno Mars break the five foot height requirement?
 
2013-09-08 12:38:25 PM  
Here's my picks. FYI - Dolphins fan desperate for a playoff berth.

I missed the DEN/BAL game, but I was happy to see the Peyton Mannings win.  Ravens are a bigger threat to the Dolphins playoff hopes.

SF over GB
NO over ATL - Thank god bounty gate is over.  I want Brees to do well since that idiot at Alabama failed to bring him to Miami.
CIN over CHI - I hope the new coaching staff in Chicago and the upgraded O-Line can knock off the Bengals.
NE over BUF - I always want NE to lose.  Brady has ruined the last ten years for me.
DET over MIN
MIA over CLE - I want to see the new toys we bought.  I can haz 30+ points?  If the Dolphins lose, it will be because of the turnover margin.
CAR over SEA - Upset of the week.  I believe SEA plays poorly going to the East coast...or is that Arizona?
PIT over TEN - Hoping for a TEN upset.  Steelers are a bigger playoff threat to MIA.
KC over JAX - I don't think KC is going to be in the playoff picture, but they are a more likely thorn for MIA than JAX.
TB over NYJ - J.E.T.S., suck ,suck ,suck.  We all know the offense is a joke.  I wonder how many games their defense will keep them in.  Hope Martin goes wild so Freeman can't blow it with interceptions.
IND over OAK - A raider win is going to kill many a survivor pool, but it would help the Dolphins.
STL over ARZ
DAL over NYG - I think this is Dallas's year to win the division.  They won't do anything in the playoffs with a stacked NFC though
WAS over PHI
HOU over SD - I loathe the Texans.  I'm hoping for a MIA/HOU playoff matchup to finally break our winless streak on them.
 
2013-09-08 12:38:45 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2013-09-08 12:38:56 PM  

vicejay: Superdome ceiling cat is watching the Saints about to open up a can on the Falcons....

[i.imgur.com image 850x479]


WHO DAT!
 
2013-09-08 12:38:58 PM  
Bruno had a much better interview than Emenem.
 
2013-09-08 12:39:18 PM  

smerfnablin: just want to take a moment to ask everyone to please write to NASCAR and urge then to fine MWR and Bowyer for the garbage they pulled last night


What happened?
 
2013-09-08 12:39:26 PM  

dickfreckle: Bunny Deville: Trying to decide whether to go to the sports bar, or just go down to the man cave and watch the game by, shall we say, dubious means. The sports bar has good beer and fried food, but the basement means I don't have to leave the house.

The basement does not require pants.


GOOD CALL!!

On a related note, I'm not sure how I feel about myself now that I took off my pants at the suggestions of an internet person named "dickfreckle".
 
2013-09-08 12:40:41 PM  
I swear to Jebus, the SB in Jersey  is going to be the biggest clusterf*ck ever.  I hope it snows 12' and there is a Sharknado.

Bruno Mars?  smh......
 
2013-09-08 12:41:01 PM  

yookaloco: I'm not sure how I feel about myself now that I took off my pants at the suggestions of an internet person named "dickfreckle"


I'd feel terrible.  What the hell were you doing wearing pants in the first place?  This ain't church!
 
2013-09-08 12:41:30 PM  

knbber2: smerfnablin: just want to take a moment to ask everyone to please write to NASCAR and urge then to fine MWR and Bowyer for the garbage they pulled last night

What happened?


They are claiming that Bowyer deliberately spun out to bring out that last caution to get Truex Jr. into the Chase via tie-breaker.
 
2013-09-08 12:41:55 PM  
"If you put your QB in harm's way that much, harm's gonna come to your QB."

Thanks, Boomhauer.
 
2013-09-08 12:42:18 PM  
The It's a Trap segment on the red zone channel is funny.
 
2013-09-08 12:42:19 PM  

HeathenHealer: Bruno had a much better interview than Emenem.


Eminem messing with Musberger was far more entertaining.
 
2013-09-08 12:42:22 PM  
Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance
 
2013-09-08 12:42:49 PM  

ClavellBCMI: They are claiming that Bowyer deliberately spun out to bring out that last caution to get Truex Jr. into the Chase via tie-breaker.


Hmm, interesting, not sure someone would risk death at 180 mph on purpose.
 
2013-09-08 12:42:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I swear to Jebus, the SB in Jersey  is going to be the biggest clusterf*ck ever.  I hope it snows 12' and there is a Sharknado.


As do I.
The best football games are played on the frozen tundra.
 
2013-09-08 12:43:23 PM  

cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance


Awww...I was hoping for Foam Finger.
 
2013-09-08 12:43:24 PM  

robsul82: Week 1 Leaderboard at 1:00 PM Sunday

Joe Flacco, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3 (2 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Alex Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andrew Luck, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Blaine Gabbert, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jake Locker, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Ryan, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Russell Wilson, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


yesssss!
 
2013-09-08 12:43:26 PM  

cookiefleck: Bruno Mars will be better than the spastic, epileptic fit that was last year's Beyonce performance


Well so would 12 midgets doing a Mini Kiss a thon, but c'mon......
 
2013-09-08 12:43:37 PM  
ERIN ANDREWS!!! *swoon*
 
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