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(ESPN)   WILL Sean Payton lead the Saints back to glory? CAN the Packers finally beat the 49ers? HOW will the Jets top the Year of the Buttfumble? Praise Tebow, the wait is over... THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 1 Discussion Thread (Games begin @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5443
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2013-09-08 02:46:44 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 03:11:50 AM
www.majhost.com

GOOOOOooooo...... Brams?

*shudder*

www.majhost.com

I mean GOOOOOoooo Cards!!

Still as difficult to say
 
2013-09-08 03:43:37 AM
My picks for today go as follows:

- Patriots kill the Bills, try to blame Aaron Hernandez.

- Bengals maul DAAAA' Bears!

- Dolphins leave the "Factory of Sadness" smelling like tuna.

- AP runs over the Lions. Oh, and some guys from Minnesota help, too. I guess.

- GO OTHER PONIES! XD

- Breesus dines on Falcon.

- Buccaneers pillage New Jersey.

- The Steel Curtain falls on Tennessee.

- Seattle beats Carolina, smells like teen spirit.

- Chiefs and Jags are swallowed by a Florida sinkhole, never to plague mankind again.

- The St. Louis Rams top the Arizona Cardinals, marking a rare occasion that St. Louis cheers a Cardinal team getting their asses whupped.

- Aaron Rodgers takes THE CAKE, shoves it up Jim Harbaugh's whiny ass. >:-)

- Eli and the Giants destroy Jerry Jones' team in Dallas, officially rechristen Cowboy Stadium as Meadowlands West.
 
2013-09-08 03:46:45 AM
60% new roster and a QB and coach that aren't complete dumpster fires? HOPE

Just look at the time..

www.huntermfg.com
 
2013-09-08 03:49:11 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: 60% new roster and a QB and coach that aren't complete dumpster fires? HOPE

Just look at the time..

[www.huntermfg.com image 500x500]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 04:32:33 AM
blogs.citypages.com

One never knows...
 
2013-09-08 06:17:46 AM
wnst.net
Will Carrie Underwood make us forget about having Faith?
 
2013-09-08 08:12:53 AM
i226.photobucket.com

EJ, CJ, FJ & SJ, lets do this thing!

/By "this thing" of course I mean "For the love of god, please win 8 games."
 
2013-09-08 09:07:46 AM

Pontious Pilates: [i226.photobucket.com image 600x600]

EJ, CJ, FJ & SJ, lets do this thing!

/By "this thing" of course I mean "For the love of god, please win 8 games."


Setting your sights unreasonably high, I see.
 
2013-09-08 09:22:07 AM
Who the hell thought it was a good idea for the Texans to play the late MNF game in San Diego? Criminal.
 
2013-09-08 09:30:37 AM

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-09-08 09:44:06 AM
GO BEARS! Beat the Bengals! WOO!

I love football season.
 
2013-09-08 09:52:13 AM
Got my case of blue and bag of chips, just waiting to go to my friend's house around 11 and get this thing started.
 
2013-09-08 09:56:26 AM
3 hours, I'm getting the shakes...
 
2013-09-08 10:28:14 AM
I'm here until I fall asleep and/or recover my suppressed memories of what transpired on Thursday night.
 
2013-09-08 10:29:54 AM

Pontious Pilates: By "this thing" of course I mean "For the love of god, please win 8 games."


Well, you've got Cleveland, Jacksonville, and two apiece against Miami and the Jets.  So with a couple upsets and/or an opposing team's plane going down, you've got a shot.
 
2013-09-08 10:51:07 AM
I'm looking for some tips on who's placing a few bets. Anyone think the Lions will cover the spread?

i264.photobucket.com

...is that a no?
 
2013-09-08 11:23:04 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-09-08 11:30:23 AM
WHO DAT!
content.sportslogos.net
 
2013-09-08 11:36:39 AM
The Superdome is going to be insane. Paytons return, Gleasons jersey retired and the Falcons to open the season. The perfect storm.
 
2013-09-08 11:44:10 AM

mikaloyd: The perfect storm


Some what unfortunate choice of words, just sayin'....

Morning mutants.....

Everything all settled in?
 I'e got Korean BBQ ribs in the slow cooker. Some Shiner Premiums for laters. Sunday Ticket about ready to fire up.  Man, it's great to have football back!
 
2013-09-08 11:57:53 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-08 12:01:42 PM
Using Tecmo Bowl 2014, I have determined the Vikes will crush detroit. Why yes, Adrian Perteson IS a beast. Why yes, Christian Ponder has the arm of Don Majikowsi.

Am I serious? Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gp1ZeBV8p4g

How? Well I got an nes emulator here: http://nestopia.sourceforge.net/

Then I went here and dowloaded the game: http://tecmobowl.org/files/download/360-tecmobowlorg-presents-tecmo-s u per-bowl-2014/

Open the file in that program and there ya go.

i14.photobucket.com

Seems about right.
/it's pretty sweet
 
2013-09-08 12:02:44 PM
I want to dick-kick every idiot who says the Super Bowl is being played in New York.

Even Robert DeNiro.
 
2013-09-08 12:02:58 PM
Trying to decide whether to go to the sports bar, or just go down to the man cave and watch the game by, shall we say, dubious means. The sports bar has good beer and fried food, but the basement means I don't have to leave the house.
 
2013-09-08 12:03:06 PM
Go Cowboys!

linguistlist.org
 
2013-09-08 12:03:17 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 12:04:38 PM
Subby, you I'm only here to mock shiatty QBs in their quest for The JakeTM, right?
 
2013-09-08 12:06:01 PM
What's the difference between Niners and Packers fans?  About 300 pounds, judging by all the Aaron Rodgers jerseys I'm seeing around Fisherman's Wharf this morning.

<br>
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/ 49ers 38, Packers 21
 
2013-09-08 12:06:16 PM
Anyone have a decent streaming link? I have to watch the games on my comp at work :/
 
2013-09-08 12:06:34 PM
I'm not saying Madden 25 is accurate, but my Vikings did go undefeated this season and AP ran for 3000 yards. And somehow I accidentally benched Ponder in favor of McLeod John Baltazar Bethel-Thompson.

I'm just saying.

i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-08 12:07:19 PM

MyEnamine: Subby, you I'm only here to mock shiatty QBs in their quest for The JakeTM, right?


Current leader is Joe Flacco, with 120,000,033.33.

/It's okay if I say it.
 
2013-09-08 12:09:17 PM
Why is Chris carter wearing his HoF jacket on espn?!

Does he need street cred? Or is he trying to rub it in someone's face?
 
2013-09-08 12:09:18 PM
No
No
Teabagception?

Also
blogs.baylor.edu
 
2013-09-08 12:10:04 PM
Not nearly as good as college, but I'll be watching.
 
2013-09-08 12:10:22 PM
I have Darren Sproles, Reggie Bush, Stevan Riddley, and Ahmad Bradshaw on my FF team.  I can only pick two.  I'm thinking Ridley & Bush.  Wat do?
 
2013-09-08 12:10:31 PM
Heres hoping the cardinals can field something resembling an offense...
 
2013-09-08 12:11:49 PM

VvonderJesus: I'm not saying Madden 25 is accurate, but my Vikings did go undefeated this season and AP ran for 3000 yards. And somehow I accidentally benched Ponder in favor of McLeod John Baltazar Bethel-Thompson.

I'm just saying.


I want some of what you're smoking.
 
2013-09-08 12:12:04 PM
The Jets are not as bad as everyone thinks they are. They win outright today.
 
2013-09-08 12:12:33 PM
Am I the only one who wants to shoot my tv every time Ray Lewis speaks?
 
2013-09-08 12:13:27 PM

neuroflare: Heres hoping the cardinals can field something resembling an offense...


With Carson Palmer and Rashard Mendenhall?  How can they go wrong?
 
2013-09-08 12:13:37 PM
directv could not have made it any more difficult to get to the screen where I watch football
 
2013-09-08 12:14:11 PM
Yay football! Less experts telling you what's going to happen and more shiat actually happening!

/see you guys on Overreaction Tuesday, when the 1-0 teams will be headed to undefeated seasons and the 0-1 teams will be dismissed and unlikely to ever win a game
 
2013-09-08 12:15:08 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: VvonderJesus: I'm not saying Madden 25 is accurate, but my Vikings did go undefeated this season and AP ran for 3000 yards. And somehow I accidentally benched Ponder in favor of McLeod John Baltazar Bethel-Thompson.

I'm just saying.

I want some of what you're smoking.


It sounds pretty good
 
2013-09-08 12:15:10 PM

VvonderJesus: I'm not saying Madden 25 is accurate, but my Vikings did go undefeated this season and AP ran for 3000 yards. And somehow I accidentally benched Ponder in favor of McLeod John Baltazar Bethel-Thompson.

I'm just saying.

[i106.photobucket.com image 171x288]


Let me guess you also ran 40 kickoff returns back for touchdowns.
/Yes that is a realistic number. Kickoff returns are that easy.
 
2013-09-08 12:16:10 PM

This is a late parrot: Am I the only one who wants to shoot my tv every time Ray Lewis speaks?


I want to stab the tv.
 
2013-09-08 12:16:13 PM
Holy crap... What's wrong with fox?!

Ford pregame show....
The State Farm Studio...
The Pizza Hut play of the week...

(Changing channel)

Seriously, when did we get this bad with product placement?!
 
2013-09-08 12:16:35 PM
Ok, the brats on the grill in the airplane seat back was funny.
 
2013-09-08 12:16:49 PM

Harv72b: neuroflare: Heres hoping the cardinals can field something resembling an offense...

With Carson Palmer and Rashard Mendenhall?  How can they go wrong?


Has it been like watching like watching Arizona create a Frankenstein of AFCN division rivals and now Steve Keim's mad creation is about to be tested?
 
2013-09-08 12:16:54 PM

RminusQ: I want to dick-kick every idiot who says the Super Bowl is being played in New York.

Even Robert DeNiro.


Whaaaat? It's like the same place, right?


/good luck tonight
//lolnotreally
 
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