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(Nashville Scene)   A decade after robbing a market, an addict on the mend pays back the owner in full. Would have sappy tag, but he didn't adjust for inflation   (nashvillescene.com) divider line 3
    More: Spiffy, years ago, InterAsian, sandwich shop, Southeast Asian  
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5598 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Sep 2013 at 8:21 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-08 08:50:51 AM  
2 votes:
Was hoping for Bernie Madoff
2013-09-08 10:29:43 AM  
1 votes:
All right, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.
2013-09-08 08:51:22 AM  
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Aw, subby.  If he had adjusted for inflation, the store owner would have even more hassles with the IRS.  As it is, he's going to have to file an amended return for the year of the robbery, as well as declare unearned income for this year.  Just one layer of red-tape the reformed robber is helping out with.
 
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