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(The Indy Channel)   "Roses ... are red, violets ... are blue ... If you want poetry ... read ... like this, I've got ... an app ... for you. "   ( ) divider line 14
    More: Amusing, William Shatner, mobile apps, poems  
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2013-09-07 06:42:13 PM  
HAL 9000 doing his impression of Colin Cowherd?
2013-09-07 07:09:43 PM  
No thanks. I already have a resident poet in the family (and he's good).
2013-09-07 07:51:30 PM  
Christopher Walken?
2013-09-07 08:36:57 PM  
Dear (your name here)
I like you a lot
More then that guy likes spooning a robot
You are a diamond in the rough
Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you I cannot put my bone
2013-09-07 09:20:42 PM  
2013-09-07 09:32:39 PM  
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
2013-09-07 09:59:15 PM  
Violets are not blue.
2013-09-07 10:06:11 PM  
Roses..........ARE red
2013-09-07 10:24:17 PM  
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry is hard
2013-09-07 11:25:30 PM  
Came hoping for Walken. Found Shatner. Left disappointed.
2013-09-08 12:21:39 AM  

shanrick: Christopher Walken?

2013-09-08 12:54:39 AM  

shanrick: Christopher Walken?

That's what I was hoping for... Shatner, not so much.
2013-09-08 01:32:11 AM  
He just wants to change the world.
2013-09-08 07:44:35 AM  
The app is actually annoying to use. Every action makes a click or a beep or an obnoxious noise. And the interface really needs direct access to the full library instead if having to hunt for it
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