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(Daily Star)   Hot 48-year-old blonde turns her shed into a pub: Enjoy a quiet pint, play the slot machine or have a game of darts; drinks are on the house (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 76
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2013-09-07 07:22:47 PM
Hot 48-year-old blonde turns her shed into a pub: Enjoy a quiet pint, play the slot machine or have a game of darts; drinks are on the house (w/pics)

My sister did that in her 20s, turned her box into a pump. Here, look at my nieces and nephews.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-07 07:48:57 PM
Did they mean 58?
 
2013-09-07 07:49:38 PM
News flash! Free beer is a hit!
 
2013-09-07 07:50:29 PM
"hot"
"blonde"
 
2013-09-07 07:51:45 PM
If she gave me two pints, I'd give her one of mine.
/On tap.
 
2013-09-07 07:52:22 PM
The pub, in a huge wooden chalet, was a labour of love for Jane and darts-mad Alan.

They kitted it out with a bar, beer pumps, optics, pool table, a dartboard and gaming machine.

But the couple were hit by tragedy two years ago when Alan, a plasterer, died at the age of 53.

...

The couple decided to create the pub six years ago in protest over the ban on smoking.

The plan was put on ice when Alan fell ill with heart problems after turning 50.



Well, so much for the protest.
 
2013-09-07 07:53:13 PM
was Arthur Jackson there?
 
2013-09-07 07:54:01 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: "hot"
"blonde"


I'm 48 myself; you could do a lot worse.  Also, she has beer and looks cheerful.

Agree with the "blonde" comment.
 
2013-09-07 07:56:47 PM
This is cool but is it that uncommon? Other than the international dart stars. And is that really that awesome? Dart champions?
 
2013-09-07 07:58:12 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-07 07:58:27 PM
Best. Wife. Evar.
 
2013-09-07 07:59:22 PM
Her husband had best be wary.
 
2013-09-07 08:05:10 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2013-09-07 08:05:51 PM
I'm beginning to think the British have their own age metric.
 
2013-09-07 08:06:13 PM

Molavian: Her husband had best be wary.


know what i know? and how?
 
2013-09-07 08:07:25 PM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: The pub, in a huge wooden chalet, was a labour of love for Jane and darts-mad Alan.

They kitted it out with a bar, beer pumps, optics, pool table, a dartboard and gaming machine.

But the couple were hit by tragedy two years ago when Alan, a plasterer, died at the age of 53.

...

The couple decided to create the pub six years ago in protest over the ban on smoking.

The plan was put on ice when Alan fell ill with heart problems after turning 50.

Well, so much for the protest.


Yeah.  I feel like a douche, but I went from "aw, how sad, that's sweet she's carrying it on" to "...you don't say" on reading that.
 
2013-09-07 08:09:18 PM
The couple makes a pub in their back yard because they are pissed about the smoking ban at the local tavern.  Alan, this woman's husband, proceeds to die at 53 from heart failure.  They showed those assholes!
 
2013-09-07 08:10:16 PM
Hot...flashes?
 
2013-09-07 08:10:33 PM
images.tvrage.com
 
2013-09-07 08:12:07 PM
She can pull my pint any time, and get some nice foamy head out of it.
 
2013-09-07 08:15:32 PM
Shed? Looks more like a full sized garage to me. Or is this one of those British English/American English things like fries/chips?
 
2013-09-07 08:17:03 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Approves!
 
2013-09-07 08:20:09 PM
Yeah, really hot...
 
2013-09-07 08:21:15 PM
So, they built a nice home bar, the husband died, and the wife has a bunch of guys over all the time and gives them free beer....
 
2013-09-07 08:21:49 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Shed? Looks more like a full sized garage to me. Or is this one of those British English/American English things like fries/chips?


It is.   Shed = any outbuilding, even a garage (a "garage" is usually a mechanic's shop).

Back garden = backyard.
 
2013-09-07 08:27:49 PM
 
2013-09-07 08:30:20 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Submitter said drinke were on the house.
 
2013-09-07 08:31:16 PM
s
 
2013-09-07 08:32:36 PM
So they built the beer shed to protest the ban on cigs in pubs, the guy suffers from heart disease but they push on any way so they can get their nic fix while they're slamming back pints of poison.

Shockingly, the guys dies from heart disease three years later.

Ours is a cruel, cruel Lord.
 
2013-09-07 08:33:57 PM
I wonder if she knows Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson?
 
2013-09-07 08:34:57 PM
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2013-09-07 08:39:12 PM
Pictures are slicker, but text posts are quicker...
 
2013-09-07 08:39:40 PM
The bar goes lower here day by day, but it is Fark. I expected nothing but mediocrity and got just that.
 
2013-09-07 08:41:12 PM

Pharque-it: Yeah, really hot...



as long as the drinks are on the house she is
 
2013-09-07 08:42:51 PM
Her biceps are bigger than mine.
 
2013-09-07 08:43:29 PM
*click*

Yeah, okay I'm in.
 
2013-09-07 08:45:22 PM
She's cute! and has a bar to boot!!
 
2013-09-07 08:54:13 PM
I expected her to be way fatter.
 
2013-09-07 08:59:38 PM

Claude Ballse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Approves!


WAAAY over the head of most Farkers. Well done.
 
2013-09-07 09:02:12 PM
The couple decided to create the pub six years ago in protest over the ban on smoking.

The plan was put on ice when Alan fell ill with heart problems after turning 50
.

Effect, meet Cause.  Cause, Effect.
 
2013-09-07 09:02:28 PM

iron_city_ap: So, they built a nice home bar, the husband died, and the wife has a bunch of guys over all the time and gives them free beer....


Get your mind out of the gutter. It's getting crowded in here.
 
2013-09-07 09:03:04 PM

John Buck 41: Claude Ballse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Approves!

WAAAY over the head of most Farkers. Well done.


Over the head or under the radar.
 
2013-09-07 09:03:50 PM
I heard about a similar magic trick the other day. Some guy turned his car into a house.
 
2013-09-07 09:04:12 PM

Raider_dad: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 528x471]

Submitter said drinke were on the house.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Sees what you did there.
 
2013-09-07 09:05:36 PM
I'd tap it.
 
2013-09-07 09:11:34 PM

Banned on the Run: John Buck 41: Claude Ballse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Approves!

WAAAY over the head of most Farkers. Well done.

Over the head or under the radar.


Take your pick, boobthread master.
 
2013-09-07 09:13:07 PM
So is Fark back to "hot" meaning "anything but hot," at least in reference to British tabloid articles?
 
2013-09-07 09:14:48 PM

smells_like_meat: Her biceps are bigger than mine.


That's not her fault, wienie arms
 
2013-09-07 09:23:56 PM
Seems like an interesting lady.  If I was in the neighborhood I would stop in for a pint (and that is not a euphemism).  It seems like one of those places you are not likely to forget.
 
2013-09-07 09:26:27 PM
The only way she could be considered hot is if she is having hot flashes.

/subby is a dumb ass
//and blind
 
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