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(Kotaku)   In Super Time Force, one of the playable characters is a piece of poo who attacks with explosive farts. How can you top this?   (kotaku.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-07 08:28:07 PM
I dunno, I'd go with that adult all-girl fighting game where the characters attack each other by farting on their faces.
 
2013-09-07 08:28:32 PM
By turning 13?
 
2013-09-07 08:37:40 PM
a side-scrolling beat-em-up with disgustingly misproportioned female characters
 
2013-09-07 08:38:26 PM
I just watched some of the gameplay video from the game's homepage, and wow, I am really impressed.  I love classic graphics, and it looks there are some really cool mechanics at work in this game.

There's also a jedi character, apparently.
 
2013-09-07 08:44:43 PM
 
2013-09-07 08:49:57 PM
But does he sing opera?
 
2013-09-07 08:52:51 PM
Who would be foolish enough to try in the midst of such a shiat storm, subby?
 
2013-09-07 08:53:43 PM
By being Mighty No. 9?

/seriously how have we not had an article about that yet
 
2013-09-07 09:15:53 PM

Flappyhead: But does he sing opera?


That probably tops it. That was Busy or one of those mascot character games where a pile of shiat sings at you?
 
2013-09-07 09:25:29 PM

Fano: Flappyhead: But does he sing opera?

That probably tops it. That was Busy or one of those mascot character games where a pile of shiat sings at you?


The great mighty poo from conkers bad fur day!

/awesome boss
 
2013-09-07 09:25:52 PM
If he cast PSI Starstorm Omega?
 
2013-09-07 09:35:52 PM
"8 bit" game exclusively for XBox Live Arcade?
Lame
 
2013-09-07 09:52:43 PM

NeverDrunk23: If he cast PSI Starstorm Omega?


Winner, even if it took you over a hundred fights just to find your sword.
 
2013-09-07 10:05:01 PM
th00.deviantart.net

/does anything need to be said ?
 
2013-09-07 10:10:10 PM

NetOwl: NeverDrunk23: If he cast PSI Starstorm Omega?

Winner, even if it took you over a hundred fights just to find your sword.


He loses so much offense and defense if he doesn't equip very specific items. Snobby little bastard. Oh, is he too good for the other hero's items?

Ultimate irony is if you spend hundreds of fights getting the sword and fail, but then you succeed in getting a Gutsy Bat.
 
2013-09-07 10:20:24 PM

Flappyhead: But does he sing opera?


Glad to see this was covered. Best Boss EVAR
 
2013-09-07 11:22:18 PM
What is the one game where you can set them on fire and them piss on them to put them out?
 
2013-09-07 11:24:19 PM

Felgraf: By being Mighty No. 9?

/seriously how have we not had an article about that yet


It's already up to 1.8 million, and Star Citizen is up to 17 million. There is hope for the future.
 
2013-09-07 11:30:10 PM

theflatline: What is the one game where you can set them on fire and them piss on them to put them out?


Postal 2. That game was intentionally over the top. I mean any time a bad guy is a guy in a nutsack suit you know that it's being done on purpose.
 
2013-09-07 11:31:22 PM
Best video game poop ever

media.moddb.com
 
2013-09-07 11:32:25 PM
Game looks like crap.
 
2013-09-07 11:34:46 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: "8 bit" game exclusively for XBox Live Arcade?
Lame


I wish I could find that .gif that circulates around 4chan showing how old Nintendo games were always trying to push boundaries, even when they were limited by the hardware, and being "retro" for the sake of being "retro" is no excuse for anything.

Or you can just post pictures from Metal Slug and be done with it.
 
2013-09-08 12:19:52 AM
Came here to post about the Great Mighty Poo.

Happy that I don't have to.
 
2013-09-08 02:03:25 AM

Mike_LowELL: Reverend Monkeypants: "8 bit" game exclusively for XBox Live Arcade?
Lame

I wish I could find that .gif that circulates around 4chan showing how old Nintendo games were always trying to push boundaries, even when they were limited by the hardware, and being "retro" for the sake of being "retro" is no excuse for anything.

Or you can just post pictures from Metal Slug and be done with it.


Rawkit Lawnchair!
 
2013-09-08 05:23:45 AM
All this game needs now is for Phil Fish to polish up the graphics.
 
2013-09-08 09:51:21 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: "8 bit" game exclusively for XBox Live Arcade?
Lame


I had a chance to chat with the guys from Capy games, and STF is a very resource-intensive game.  It's 8-bit because if it were anything more, it would be a significantly larger game, which didn't work for their plans.  It was designed during a game jam and they didn't want to vary too much from their original plans.
 
2013-09-08 11:51:19 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: Reverend Monkeypants: "8 bit" game exclusively for XBox Live Arcade?
Lame

I had a chance to chat with the guys from Capy games, and STF is a very resource-intensive game.  It's 8-bit because if it were anything more, it would be a significantly larger game, which didn't work for their plans.  It was designed during a game jam and they didn't want to vary too much from their original plans.


Yeah yeah, it's the exclusive for xbox live arcade that I'm laming at, it actually looks quite fun but I'm not interested in owning an xbox again.
I am also finding the current mega-trend for faux 8-bit pretty annoying... I was there man!  :P
 
2013-09-09 05:37:01 AM
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What is that smell?
Walking through the plant today
Scoopin' up what gets away
It's poo poo, poo poo
Something's smelling pretty ripe
Coming from that sewer pipe
It's poo poo, poo poo
You know everybody knows
That can smell it with their nose
It's poo poo, poo poo
I've got poo poo on my shoe
I've got poo poo on my shoe
It's poo poo, poo poo
But first
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Got to, got to, got to, got to, got to
Got to, got to shiat man
Lemme, lemme, lemme
Lemme, lemme, lemme
Lemme, lemme shiat man
Don't gimme no, gimme no
Gimme no, gimme no, gimme no
Gimme no, gimme no, gimme no shiat man
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on shiat
He's got poo poo
 
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