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(Yahoo)   Beating the hell of out of your son's kindergarten teacher because you think she scratched him is no way to go through life, mom   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 80
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2013-09-07 02:56:54 PM
I have never read a news report that actually used the phrase "upside the head".

Until now.
 
2013-09-07 04:16:40 PM

FrancoFile: I have never read a news report that actually used the phrase "upside the head".

Until now.


It's Yahoo quoting the Daily Caller.  You still haven't read a "news report" that uses the phrase.
 
2013-09-07 06:54:07 PM

FrancoFile: I have never read a news report that actually used the phrase "upside the head".

Until now.


Nor have I ever seen a title that used the phrase "...beats the crap out of...".
 
2013-09-07 06:56:01 PM
How appropriate, for that is how Truman would've handled it.
 
2013-09-07 06:56:35 PM
I predict a bright future for this kid.
 
2013-09-07 06:56:41 PM
Backdoor submission of a Daily Caller "article?"  fark you, subby.  fark you up the ass.
 
2013-09-07 06:58:20 PM

Atomic Spunk: FrancoFile: I have never read a news report that actually used the phrase "upside the head".

Until now.

Nor have I ever seen a title that used the phrase "...beats the crap out of...".


Or "gathered a posse". At least in the context of the article. I think it was written by a 7th grader.
 
2013-09-07 07:00:04 PM
Attractive and successful?
 
2013-09-07 07:01:52 PM
I think the Chiefs jersey mom should have punched the skull design t-shirt mom "upside the head" for shiats and giggles.  Personally, I just want to beat the crap out of the roving reporter.
 
2013-09-07 07:02:49 PM
That kid just learned a valuable lesson about manipulating mommy.
 
2013-09-07 07:07:24 PM
It would be a complete shame if everybody in the article were somehow hit by an Amtrak doing about 40.  Seriously.
 
2013-09-07 07:10:04 PM

bunner: It would be a complete shame if everybody in the article were somehow hit by an Amtrak doing about 40.  Seriously.


I'll leave the teacher off the train hit list.
 
2013-09-07 07:11:46 PM

Red Shirt Blues: bunner: It would be a complete shame if everybody in the article were somehow hit by an Amtrak doing about 40.  Seriously.

I'll leave the teacher off the train hit list.


fair enough.
 
2013-09-07 07:12:45 PM
She was released with little ado.

who writes like that?
 
2013-09-07 07:13:57 PM
A better narrative from the Kansas City Star:

The principal intercepted the mother at the front door and told her that they would set up a meeting to discuss the discipline incident involving her son. But the mother bolted down the hallway at a full sprint toward her son's classroom.
His teacher was on the phone talking to another parent when the mother came in and said, "You better not touch my kid again."
She ran behind the desk where the teacher was seated and hit her five to 10 times in the face while holding the teacher's arm to her side, according to the police report. She then grabbed the teacher by her hair, pulled her out of her chair and slammed her head against a file cabinet twice before running out of the classroom and leaving the building.
Read more here:
http://www.kansascity.com/2013/09/06/4461835/mother-attacks-kindergar t en-teacher.html#storylink=cpy

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2013-09-07 07:14:34 PM
That kid doesn't stand a chance in hell of growing up to be normal.
 
2013-09-07 07:14:45 PM

SuperNinjaToad: She was released with little ado.

who writes like that?


Shakespear, muthuh fukuh!
 
2013-09-07 07:15:36 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Attractive and successful?


Did you miss the 'Kansas' part?
 
2013-09-07 07:15:55 PM
Some mothers will rip out your jugular with her Tiger mom teeth if you even so much as look at her precious angel the wong way.
 
2013-09-07 07:16:04 PM
The mother?  A lunatic and a violent felon.

The principal?  Useless.

Security?  Was there any?

The kid?  Probably spoiled sh*tless and acting up to the point where she had to steer him to his seat.  I'd like to see this terrible wound he suffered.  Why do we even bother trying to educate the children of people who are too stupid to tell their kids anything other than. "Nobody can tell you what to do but me!"?  Idiocracy has to be the biggest cult documentary ever.
 
2013-09-07 07:16:43 PM
Dear Marissa Mayer: your logo sucks.
 
2013-09-07 07:19:08 PM
This school district's demographics compared to Missouri average:
- Black race population percentage significantly above state average.
- Median age below state average.
- Percentage of population with a bachelor's degree or higher below state average.
 
2013-09-07 07:19:28 PM
I'll go out on a limb here and venture a guess that Truman Elementary School in Kansas City is located in an "economically depressed"  section of town.

/I know a number of friends and family who are teachers: Apparently household income and rational behavior are inversely proportional.
 
2013-09-07 07:21:11 PM
The follow-up report says the kid later claimed the teacher never hurt him.
 
2013-09-07 07:21:42 PM

rkiller1: This school district's demographics compared to Missouri average:
- Black race population percentage significantly above state average.
- Median age below state average.
- Percentage of population with a bachelor's degree or higher below state average.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Min-ORITIES.
 
2013-09-07 07:21:59 PM

rkiller1: The follow-up report says the kid later claimed the teacher never hurt him.


URL?  Not surprising.
 
2013-09-07 07:22:03 PM
See, if we had guns in the schools someone could've shot the mom.

/which she deserves
 
2013-09-07 07:23:00 PM

SuperNinjaToad: She was released with little ado.

who writes like that?


Someone with a big do?
 
2013-09-07 07:27:28 PM

bunner: rkiller1: The follow-up report says the kid later claimed the teacher never hurt him.

URL?  Not surprising.


"But on Friday, the boy's father took his son to the school, and the boy told administrators and police that the teacher hadn't hurt him, a district official said." http://www.kansascity.com/2013/09/06/4461835/mother-attacks-kindergar t en-teacher.html

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/09/06/4461835/mother-attacks-kindergar t en-teacher.html#storylink=cpy
 
2013-09-07 07:30:28 PM
Mom is violent. I wouldn't be surprised if she caused the mark on the kid's neck, possibly without even realizing it.  When confronted, he can't say. "You did, Mommy!" or risk getting his ass whupped. So he says the first thing that pops into his mind - the teacher did it.
 
2013-09-07 07:34:13 PM
This is a fake story. I've read Fark long enough to know that all teachers go home at 3pm. Nothing to see here.
 
2013-09-07 07:34:29 PM
Let's hope mom learned something from this. It is a school after all.
 
2013-09-07 07:36:19 PM
I am going out on a limb and assume the mother is African American and was just keeping it real
 
2013-09-07 07:38:57 PM

JohnCarter: I am going out on a limb and assume the mother is African American and was just keeping it real


Which explains the use of "upside the head." As made famous by the Gap Band.
 
2013-09-07 07:41:34 PM
If the point of your struggle is to "keep the struggle real", that is, never really get anywhere just carry it around and whip it out when needed and say "THE STRUGGLE!", your struggle is a joke, a lie and doomed as f*ck.
 
2013-09-07 07:56:06 PM

JohnCarter: I am going out on a limb and assume the mother is African American and was just keeping it real


At least you managed to zero in on the truly important part of the story.
 
2013-09-07 07:56:58 PM
This lady is going to lose access to her child, and her husband is going to leave her. The kid is going to be messed up and receive a sub-standard education as a result of his mother's interference. But, hey, nobody messes with her family (but her)!

Somebody call CPS, we got an abuser on our hands.
 
2013-09-07 08:04:23 PM

HisBoyLeroy: I think the Chiefs jersey mom should have punched the skull design t-shirt mom "upside the head" for shiats and giggles.  Personally, I just want to beat the crap out of the roving reporter.


Raiders fans and Chiefs fans have been doing this for a very long time.
 
2013-09-07 08:07:54 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: See, if we had guns in the schools someone could've shot the mom.

/which she deserves


Yeah, but if they were all armed and trained by cops they would have missed.
 
2013-09-07 08:08:23 PM

JohnCarter: I am going out on a limb and assume the mother is African American and was just keeping it real


Pretty much. I'm surprised hunting around didn't reveal any mug shots. Why you fail me, internet?
 
2013-09-07 08:09:32 PM
CSB:

My wife the barfly ended up having a heated argument with some blond bimbo who claimed to be a teacher. The topic of the argument was that the teacher claimed boys were not mature enough to be smart, or something like that. Ended up getting her (the teacher) kicked out of the bar. As it turns out, said bimbo ended up as our son's kindergarten teacher. So my wife refuses to go to or have anything to do with the school in fear of encountering her and causing trouble with our son.
 
2013-09-07 08:10:40 PM

Vector R: JohnCarter: I am going out on a limb and assume the mother is African American and was just keeping it real

Pretty much. I'm surprised hunting around didn't reveal any mug shots. Why you fail me, internet?


She was apparently "cited" not "arrested".
 
2013-09-07 08:14:43 PM
I wish all news reports were written by this reporter.
 
2013-09-07 08:16:00 PM

big pig peaches: Atomic Spunk: FrancoFile: I have never read a news report that actually used the phrase "upside the head".

Until now.

Nor have I ever seen a title that used the phrase "...beats the crap out of...".

Or "gathered a posse". At least in the context of the article. I think it was written by a 7th grader.


I'd say it was written by a slightly backward 7th grader challenged to write a story using his assigned spelling words, veritable, posse, and ado."
 
2013-09-07 08:19:22 PM
I don't know or care if she's black, she does sound fat though.
 
2013-09-07 08:20:47 PM

bunner: If the point of your struggle is to "keep the struggle real", that is, never really get anywhere just carry it around and whip it out when needed and say "THE STRUGGLE!", your struggle is a joke, a lie and doomed as f*ck.


Shtruuglz...
 
2013-09-07 08:40:34 PM
Well, this thread sure met my expectations. Fark never fails to deliver when there's a hint that a black person may be involved.
 
2013-09-07 08:43:33 PM
CATFIGHT!!
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2013-09-07 09:09:54 PM
>>>A roving KSHB reporter interviewed a couple of veritable moms on the street to get a bead on neighborhood opinion. <<<  WTF? Veritable moms?
 
2013-09-07 09:17:16 PM

rkiller1: This school district's demographics compared to Missouri average:
- Black race population percentage significantly above state average.
- Median age below state average.
- Percentage of population with a bachelor's degree or higher below state average.


So?
 
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