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2013-09-07 05:10:04 PM
Oh noes! Nature is evil!
 
2013-09-07 06:42:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-07 06:43:52 PM
NOOOOOOO! Li'l Sebastian!!
 
2013-09-07 06:44:00 PM
Tony the shetland pony won't be speaking today, he's a little horse.

- Greg Hahn
 
2013-09-07 06:45:37 PM

gopher321: Oh noes! Nature is evil!


Damned right it is.  Nature gave us yellow jackets.  Fark that biatch
 
2013-09-07 06:56:41 PM
 
2013-09-07 06:58:16 PM
Oooh a pony thread?   /Bookmark
 
2013-09-07 07:00:26 PM
Pygmy pony? Over by the dental floss bush?
 
2013-09-07 07:00:45 PM
Its not funny; stop foaling around.  Dead horses really stirrup my emotions.
 
2013-09-07 07:02:54 PM
 
2013-09-07 07:08:18 PM
*reads article*

HOTY candidate if you ask me.
 
2013-09-07 07:15:46 PM

Smeggy Smurf: gopher321: Oh noes! Nature is evil!

Damned right it is.  Nature gave us yellow jackets.  Fark that biatch


Yellowjackets are infesting my peach tree in the back yard right now. I forgot how much they love fruit trees; I won't park in the garage anymore because the gauntlet through the morning windfall peaches and OMFG WHERE DID ALL THESE DAMNED WASPS.... JESUS CHRIST THERE'S HUNDREDS! run to get into the garage, shut the door, and avoid being eaten alive by yellowjackets got old fast. So I park on the street until we can get hold of some wasp spray and nuke them from orbit. Then it will be time to prune back the last tree and wait for the blessed cold weather when all of these bugs will die.

/or hibernate or whatever they do but they can farking get out of my yard
 
2013-09-07 07:25:33 PM

centrist: *reads article*

HOTY candidate if you ask me.


I wouldn't go that far but I do think it was quite a bit better than the typical stuff.
 
2013-09-07 07:43:49 PM

Anastacya: Smeggy Smurf: gopher321: Oh noes! Nature is evil!

Damned right it is.  Nature gave us yellow jackets.  Fark that biatch

Yellowjackets are infesting my peach tree in the back yard right now. I forgot how much they love fruit trees; I won't park in the garage anymore because the gauntlet through the morning windfall peaches and OMFG WHERE DID ALL THESE DAMNED WASPS.... JESUS CHRIST THERE'S HUNDREDS! run to get into the garage, shut the door, and avoid being eaten alive by yellowjackets got old fast. So I park on the street until we can get hold of some wasp spray and nuke them from orbit. Then it will be time to prune back the last tree and wait for the blessed cold weather when all of these bugs will die.

/or hibernate or whatever they do but they can farking get out of my yard


Get some cheap ultra hold hairspray.  Give em sprays every time you pass, the spray sticks to them and then cant fly.
 
2013-09-07 07:48:36 PM
Well, at least they weren't stupid enough to put a bear up against a monkey in a bicycle race.
 
2013-09-07 08:24:59 PM
Anastacya

http://www.rescue.com/

   Get the wasp trap, they're done.
 
2013-09-07 08:33:00 PM

Anastacya: Smeggy Smurf: gopher321: Oh noes! Nature is evil!

Damned right it is.  Nature gave us yellow jackets.  Fark that biatch

I won't park in the garage anymore because the gauntlet through the morning windfall...


Gantlet. A gauntlet is a glove.
 
2013-09-07 08:36:54 PM

gopher321: Oh noes! Nature is evil!


s21.postimg.org

You've been a very naughty bear.
 
2013-09-07 08:39:21 PM
If a bear kills your horse because it thought it was a poodle, you've lost all my sympathy.

Really, people. A bear MIGHT kill an ACTUAL horse in the ordinary scheme of things; but elk-sized prey is mostly outside the realm of bears at this time of year. That bear wasn't killing "a horse", it was killing an unnatural misbegotten creature, and the world is really better off.
 
2013-09-07 08:47:04 PM
Clop clop, subby
 
2013-09-07 09:14:06 PM
Well played subby I'd vote it for HOTY.
 
2013-09-07 09:28:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWE3BLuYuI

Seriously, you guys are slipping
 
2013-09-07 09:46:09 PM
Subby, you are hereby presented with the danielscissorhands award for headline brilliance.

Sad story though. 

I pity the foal.
 
2013-09-07 09:49:01 PM
Btw, in before stupid pony people..

cdn.indiemerch.com
 
2013-09-07 10:14:09 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2013-09-07 10:23:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-07 10:37:43 PM
"The Durango Herald reports that the horse was just 32 inches tall and weighed less than 200 pounds."

That's not a horse...
 
2013-09-07 10:39:35 PM
Was the scene grizzly or just plain pandamonium?
 
2013-09-07 11:11:52 PM

EvilIguana966: Oooh a pony thread?   /Bookmark


There's a pony thread further down, if this one doesn't kindle
(thread 7923039)
 
2013-09-07 11:37:35 PM

Dinobot: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 550x309]


Fluttershy is the only pony in the whole of Gen 4 to actually take any lives in the show. She straight up murdered some worms in the beginning of Dragonshy.

It's always the quiet ones.
 
2013-09-08 12:23:44 AM

doglover: Dinobot: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 550x309]

Fluttershy is the only pony in the whole of Gen 4 to actually take any lives in the show. She straight up murdered some worms in the beginning of Dragonshy.

It's always the quiet ones.


You're leaving out the fish she sacrifices to the ferrets.

Also, this.
 
2013-09-08 12:35:08 AM

SwiftFox: You're leaving out the fish she sacrifices to the ferrets.


They could have been dead already. I bet Angel did it. But the worms were wriggling.
 
2013-09-08 12:44:41 AM

doglover: SwiftFox: You're leaving out the fish she sacrifices to the ferrets.

They could have been dead already. I bet Angel did it. But the worms were wriggling.


Then there's the rumors of Derpy going postal...
 
2013-09-08 01:10:06 AM
 
2013-09-08 02:22:10 AM
 
2013-09-08 02:26:01 AM
 
2013-09-08 02:47:14 AM
Bears love horses.

cdn.vermontteddybear.com
 
2013-09-08 02:57:54 AM

Dinobot: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 550x309]


She is one cold blooded pony, like they all say, it's always the quiet ones.
 
2013-09-08 03:15:01 AM

strangeluck: Dinobot: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 550x309]

She is one cold blooded pony, like they all say, it's always the quiet ones.


Stay the fark out of her shed.
 
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