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2013-09-07 07:26:23 PM  
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.
 
2013-09-07 07:42:47 PM  
*scans headline*

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2013-09-07 07:44:09 PM  
Not enough compensation for the diseases he likely caught.
 
2013-09-07 07:45:38 PM  
He was asking for it.  Look at him wearing that orange jumpsuit, ass looks like he is smuggling a couple of hard rolls from the cafeteria.
 
2013-09-07 07:46:50 PM  
He was dressed in a provocative orange jumpsuit outfit and was thus asking for it.
 
2013-09-07 07:47:16 PM  
Are we talking about rape or legitimate rape?  Because there's a difference.
 
2013-09-07 07:47:42 PM  
I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.

Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight.

I work out.
 
2013-09-07 07:48:58 PM  
Headline is gold.

Idiot settled a rape case for $267k?  Lawyer needs to spend a weekend in the same cell with the same roomie.

/Most prison sex is recreational.
 
2013-09-07 07:49:22 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.  Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight. I work out.


Your gender?
 
2013-09-07 07:50:05 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.

Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight.

I work out.


I'd need to see some pics first, and proof that you're legal.  And recent STD test results.
 
2013-09-07 07:50:07 PM  
After eleven years?

The gears of justice grind even more slowly than Bubba's rhythmic thrusts.
 
2013-09-07 07:50:30 PM  

rev. dave: Not enough compensation for the diseases he likely caught.


It's the butthurt feelings he'll always remember.
 
2013-09-07 07:51:59 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.

Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight.

I work out.



Make 'em show you the money FIRST, dude.
 
2013-09-07 07:54:11 PM  

studebaker hoch: Headline is gold.

Idiot settled a rape case for $267k?  Lawyer needs to spend a weekend in the same cell with the same roomie.

/Most prison sex is recreational.


Well for at least for one person.

I doubt prison sex has a of quid pro quo ass banging or reach arounds.
 
2013-09-07 07:55:40 PM  
Bootstrappy!
 
2013-09-07 07:56:44 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.

Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight.

I work out.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Get that sweet a** over here.
 
Oak
2013-09-07 07:58:30 PM  
Do unto others what has been done to you.
 
2013-09-07 07:58:50 PM  

theflatline: studebaker hoch: Headline is gold.

Idiot settled a rape case for $267k?  Lawyer needs to spend a weekend in the same cell with the same roomie.

/Most prison sex is recreational.

Well for at least for one person.

I doubt prison sex has a of quid pro quo ass banging or reach arounds.


Or, shocker, some men enjoy it up the rump. No quid pro quo needed if you're getting yours.
 
2013-09-07 08:07:30 PM  
I really thought this was going the other direction with people on the outside collecting money to pay for a gay sex "hit" on a particularly disliked felon.
 
2013-09-07 08:17:21 PM  

Apos: *scans headline*

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Inmate paid, for prison rape
Inmate paid for, prison rape
Inmate, paid-for, prison rape
Inmate-paid, for-prison rape

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here either.
 
2013-09-07 08:18:33 PM  
Anderson's Pooper

I really thought this was going the other direction with people on the outside collecting money to pay for a gay sex "hit" on a particularly disliked felon.

Yet another use for kickstarter.
 
2013-09-07 08:19:26 PM  
Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
 
2013-09-07 08:22:11 PM  
I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.
 
2013-09-07 08:33:27 PM  

steveGswine: Apos: *scans headline*

[dafuq image 533x306]

Inmate paid, for prison rape
Inmate paid for, prison rape
Inmate, paid-for, prison rape
Inmate-paid, for-prison rape

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here either.


Reads article.

Strange, it's not much clearer here, either.
 
2013-09-07 08:35:00 PM  

studebaker hoch: Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.


I feel bad for laughing. You magnificent bastard.
 
2013-09-07 08:35:11 PM  
His justice cometh and that right soon.
 
2013-09-07 08:50:42 PM  
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
 
2013-09-07 08:56:15 PM  
Should've gone for more money, force the states to actually pay attention to the situation.
 
2013-09-07 09:03:02 PM  

Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.


I for one think it's nice that Ghastly chose to share the fact she is feeling aroused.  I get that there might be a surprise package there, but I could sure use that $20.  For example, I could buy a pizza with it.  Mmmm, pizza.
 
2013-09-07 09:06:39 PM  

rkiller1: I Like Shiny Things: I'll gladly take it up the ass for a quarter million.  Any takers? I'm not very hot but I can clench it up pretty good to make it nice and tight. I work out.

Your gender?


Hmmmmmmm im guesssing.... a guy?
Now clench that stain!! Im fixing to 'launch my probe' and by that I of course mean im gonna ride you like a pony HEE HAW!!!!!
 
2013-09-07 09:10:15 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.

I for one think it's nice that Ghastly chose to share the fact she is feeling aroused.  I get that there might be a surprise package there, but I could sure use that $20.  For example, I could buy a pizza with it.  Mmmm, pizza.




Unfortunately, Ghastly is not a woman.
 
2013-09-07 09:30:02 PM  

Repo Man: 4tehsnowflakes: Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.

I for one think it's nice that Ghastly chose to share the fact she is feeling aroused.  I get that there might be a surprise package there, but I could sure use that $20.  For example, I could buy a pizza with it.  Mmmm, pizza.

Unfortunately, Ghastly is not a woman.


Makes it more fun to watch, though.

....what?
 
2013-09-07 09:35:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Repo Man: 4tehsnowflakes: Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.

I for one think it's nice that Ghastly chose to share the fact she is feeling aroused.  I get that there might be a surprise package there, but I could sure use that $20.  For example, I could buy a pizza with it.  Mmmm, pizza.

Unfortunately, Ghastly is not a woman.

Makes it more fun to watch, though.

....what?


t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-07 10:02:34 PM  

steveGswine: Apos: *scans headline*

[dafuq image 533x306]

Inmate paid, for prison rape
Inmate paid for, prison rape
Inmate, paid-for, prison rape
Inmate-paid, for-prison rape

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here either.


lol
nicely done
 
2013-09-07 10:11:09 PM  

Repo Man: 4tehsnowflakes: Ghastly:


Unfortunately, Ghastly is not a woman.


Use of "surprise package" was too subtle?
 
2013-09-07 10:17:23 PM  

steveGswine: Apos: *scans headline*

[dafuq image 533x306]

Inmate paid, for prison rape
Inmate paid for, prison rape
Inmate, paid-for, prison rape
Inmate-paid, for-prison rape

i1.ytimg.com

Doo dah! Doo dah!
 
2013-09-07 10:22:20 PM  
Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.
 
2013-09-07 10:27:43 PM  

Repo Man: 4tehsnowflakes: Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.

I for one think it's nice that Ghastly chose to share the fact she is feeling aroused.  I get that there might be a surprise package there, but I could sure use that $20.  For example, I could buy a pizza with it.  Mmmm, pizza.

Unfortunately, Ghastly is not a woman.



Yeah.... but.... I'm "prison sexy".

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2013-09-07 10:53:12 PM  

Mock26: Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.


All joking aside you know what the absolute best thing for rape victims would be?

If as a society we stopped further victimizing rape victims after the fact by perpetuating the bronze age notion that as a victim of rape they are now a thoroughly destroyed and valueless husk of a human being, shamed and humiliated beyond redemption, damaged beyond repair, fragile and pitiful, impure and spoiled and forever less than what they were before they were assaulted.

It's the social stigma attached to rape that does the lasting damage. For a man who gets raped he is now forever less-than-a-man. For a woman who gets raped she is now forever damaged goods.

It's the farking shiat we as a society do to the victim after the rape that truly destroys their lives.
 
2013-09-07 10:53:17 PM  
What an idiot!! There are plenty of people out there willing to rape you for free. Especially in prison. He should have just dropped the soap a little more or something.
 
2013-09-07 10:54:09 PM  

theflatline: studebaker hoch: Headline is gold.

Idiot settled a rape case for $267k?  Lawyer needs to spend a weekend in the same cell with the same roomie.

/Most prison sex is recreational.

Well for at least for one person.

I doubt prison sex has a of quid pro quo ass banging or reach arounds.


From what I have read, prison rape isn't very common. Most prison sex is consensual, as there are plenty of gay (and gay for pay) men in prison. Some prisoners let guys have sex with them for privilege, goods, protection, etc... So there isn't really a need for rape, as there are plenty of willing guys.
 
2013-09-07 11:02:53 PM  

Ghastly: Mock26: Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.

All joking aside you know what the absolute best thing for rape victims would be?

If as a society we stopped further victimizing rape victims after the fact by perpetuating the bronze age notion that as a victim of rape they are now a thoroughly destroyed and valueless husk of a human being, shamed and humiliated beyond redemption, damaged beyond repair, fragile and pitiful, impure and spoiled and forever less than what they were before they were assaulted.

It's the social stigma attached to rape that does the lasting damage. For a man who gets raped he is now forever less-than-a-man. For a woman who gets raped she is now forever damaged goods.

It's the farking shiat we as a society do to the victim after the rape that truly destroys their lives.


I agree.

Also as far as the joke of 'we get to kill our rapist', half joke, whatev...that really wouldn't make it better for most. Even the ones who'd want to. Perhaps especially not those. That's why we have a justice system that isn't 'friends and family and surviving victims get to take revenge'. Doesn't work out well for anyone really. The jury is about ideally getting 12 people not at all involved in the case to come up with a fair and impartial version of justice within the framework society as a whole has come up with.

Not perfect, but a fark of a lot better than a system of revenge.
 
2013-09-07 11:03:48 PM  
theflatline:
I doubt prison sex has a of quid pro quo ass banging or reach arounds.

Personally I find the reach around highly over rated. I prefer to either have both hands grabbing my hips or one smacking my ass and the other pulling my hair. If the top knows what he's doing the prostate takes care of the rest and hand free orgasms are farking mind blowing.
 
2013-09-07 11:09:32 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Are we talking about rape or legitimate rape?  Because there's a difference.


Well, he didn't get pregnant, so he must have shut that whole thing down. I'd say legitimate.
 
2013-09-07 11:13:49 PM  
Ghastly:

I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.


Aaaand now I have a woodie.
 
2013-09-07 11:14:30 PM  

Ghastly: Mock26: Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.

All joking aside you know what the absolute best thing for rape victims would be?

If as a society we stopped further victimizing rape victims after the fact by perpetuating the bronze age notion that as a victim of rape they are now a thoroughly destroyed and valueless husk of a human being, shamed and humiliated beyond redemption, damaged beyond repair, fragile and pitiful, impure and spoiled and forever less than what they were before they were assaulted.

It's the social stigma attached to rape that does the lasting damage. For a man who gets raped he is now forever less-than-a-man. For a woman who gets raped she is now forever damaged goods.

It's the farking shiat we as a society do to the victim after the rape that truly destroys their lives.


No reason why we cannot also let them have the option of killing their rapists, too.
 
2013-09-07 11:31:52 PM  

Oak: Do unto others what has been done to you.


Heh heh
 
2013-09-07 11:32:01 PM  

Mock26: Ghastly: Mock26: Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.

All joking aside you know what the absolute best thing for rape victims would be?

If as a society we stopped further victimizing rape victims after the fact by perpetuating the bronze age notion that as a victim of rape they are now a thoroughly destroyed and valueless husk of a human being, shamed and humiliated beyond redemption, damaged beyond repair, fragile and pitiful, impure and spoiled and forever less than what they were before they were assaulted.

It's the social stigma attached to rape that does the lasting damage. For a man who gets raped he is now forever less-than-a-man. For a woman who gets raped she is now forever damaged goods.

It's the farking shiat we as a society do to the victim after the rape that truly destroys their lives.

No reason why we cannot also let them have the option of killing their rapists, too.


There's actually many, many good reasons not to do that as a society.
 
2013-09-07 11:34:15 PM  

Ghastly: I have $20 with your name on it if you want to pull my hair and bang my ass like a screen door on a hot summer day. There's an extra five in it if you spit in my mouth and call me a whore.


Im in you can keep the extra five. I would have done it for free
 
2013-09-07 11:35:46 PM  

doglover: Mock26: Ghastly: Mock26: Anyone who is ever raped should have the option of being able to kill their rapist, kind of like a freebie.

All joking aside you know what the absolute best thing for rape victims would be?

If as a society we stopped further victimizing rape victims after the fact by perpetuating the bronze age notion that as a victim of rape they are now a thoroughly destroyed and valueless husk of a human being, shamed and humiliated beyond redemption, damaged beyond repair, fragile and pitiful, impure and spoiled and forever less than what they were before they were assaulted.

It's the social stigma attached to rape that does the lasting damage. For a man who gets raped he is now forever less-than-a-man. For a woman who gets raped she is now forever damaged goods.

It's the farking shiat we as a society do to the victim after the rape that truly destroys their lives.

No reason why we cannot also let them have the option of killing their rapists, too.

There's actually many, many good reasons not to do that as a society.


Name one
 
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