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2013-09-07 04:55:31 PM  
5 votes:
How often would you like me to be naked?

s8.favim.com
2013-09-07 06:06:29 PM  
3 votes:
lifefeed.net
2013-09-07 04:17:59 PM  
3 votes:
fivethingsblog.files.wordpress.com
As we speak
2013-09-07 12:44:54 PM  
3 votes:

generalDisdain: Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...

HAHAHAHA! If only they got higher as I get older...


That looks like a topless old lady going down the first hill of a rollercoaster!

WEEEEEEE!!!!
2013-09-07 12:16:34 PM  
3 votes:
I'm naked under my clothes right now.
2013-09-07 06:30:26 PM  
2 votes:
As often as possible.  Just ask your mom.
2013-09-07 06:18:15 PM  
2 votes:

zzottt: This thread is useless without.... oh wait.....

ewww do not want to see farkers naked!


You're not going to enjoy the next time you open up your e-mail, then.
2013-09-07 06:03:02 PM  
2 votes:
img.docstoccdn.com
2013-09-07 05:32:22 PM  
2 votes:
static.tvfanatic.com

/...what I immediately thought of when I read the question
//why yes, I look just like Katee, except brunette & not currently in the tub
2013-09-07 04:52:06 PM  
2 votes:
la.guestofaguest.com
2013-09-07 04:43:37 PM  
2 votes:

Paper-Pusher: he's a dachshund


i392.photobucket.com
2013-09-07 04:40:34 PM  
2 votes:
I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.
2013-09-07 04:35:24 PM  
2 votes:
Only when having sex ad showering. I would sleep nude but I'm paranoid one of the cats will chew my balls off during the night
2013-09-07 01:40:05 PM  
2 votes:
Not as often as your mom!
2013-09-07 12:41:48 PM  
2 votes:
Telecommuting is awesome, just saying. And you may not want to sit in that chair.
2013-09-07 12:34:10 PM  
2 votes:

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


Posting from my phone, baby!
2013-09-07 12:32:22 PM  
2 votes:
Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...
2013-09-07 12:32:12 PM  
2 votes:
Most of the time.

/ If I have to look at this mess, you all can suffer along with me
2013-09-07 12:27:18 PM  
2 votes:
Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?
2013-09-07 12:25:02 PM  
2 votes:
I'm naked as often as possible without getting shot and/or arrested
2013-09-07 12:22:20 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a never-nude.
2013-09-07 12:18:17 PM  
2 votes:

marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.


Show off
2013-09-08 07:39:06 AM  
1 votes:
What a stupid farking question
2013-09-07 10:44:11 PM  
1 votes:

Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...


If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!
2013-09-07 10:20:24 PM  
1 votes:
Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...
2013-09-07 07:43:08 PM  
1 votes:
When I shower. So, once a week?
2013-09-07 07:27:05 PM  
1 votes:
As often as possible ever since I dropped 40 lbs.
Imma strut it while I can!
2013-09-07 06:32:38 PM  
1 votes:

99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.


Stand your ground.
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 06:23:30 PM  
1 votes:
krapps.com
2013-09-07 06:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I'm naked as often as possible without getting shot and/or arrested


This and as long as I am not sitting in a chair with slats....
2013-09-07 06:00:15 PM  
1 votes:
The entire time I am at home.  So, I am naked for most of the day.
N  A  K  E  D  !
i1.ytimg.com
2013-09-07 05:40:54 PM  
1 votes:

CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs


Not even in the top 97.....ok
2013-09-07 05:36:28 PM  
1 votes:

gunsmack: socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...

Posting from my phone, baby!


Still covered...
2013-09-07 05:35:12 PM  
1 votes:

marius2: megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!

I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!


Yeah, the sight of my naked flesh has healing powers too. Of course, nowadays there's very few time your actually supposed to induce vomiting, so that's not working in my favor.
2013-09-07 05:12:16 PM  
1 votes:

EnderX: I always post on Fark while naked.

/I am posting this from my cellphone while riding the bus by the way.


Why did you have to sit next to me? There were like 10 empty seats.

Also you might way to have that mole looked at by a doctor.
2013-09-07 05:07:41 PM  
1 votes:
According to the police, too often.
2013-09-07 04:49:49 PM  
1 votes:
i911.photobucket.com
2013-09-07 04:39:26 PM  
1 votes:
Whenever I shower. So, rarely.
2013-09-07 02:38:42 PM  
1 votes:

433:  what are the wings for?


To take you to heaven, of course.
2013-09-07 01:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
Hahaha, wow. Most unexpected greenlight ever. Thanks, admin-person!
2013-09-07 12:47:39 PM  
1 votes:
Are wookiees ever really naked, though?
2013-09-07 12:39:27 PM  
1 votes:

Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...


HAHAHAHA! If only they got higher as I get older...
2013-09-07 12:39:03 PM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Too often according to some.


Also there is nothing convenient about my overheating laptop.


At least it keeps your balls warm.
2013-09-07 12:35:25 PM  
1 votes:

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


\oOo/
2013-09-07 12:34:33 PM  
1 votes:
Too often according to some.


Also there is nothing convenient about my overheating laptop.
2013-09-07 12:33:19 PM  
1 votes:

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


\o/
2013-09-07 12:32:21 PM  
1 votes:

Al_Ed: Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?


Oh god, I need brain bleach now.
2013-09-07 12:30:00 PM  
1 votes:
I wear socks in the shower
2013-09-07 12:25:09 PM  
1 votes:
As we speak.
 
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