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2013-09-07 12:16:15 PM
It's usually a safe bet that I am.
 
2013-09-07 12:16:34 PM
I'm naked under my clothes right now.
 
2013-09-07 12:17:47 PM
I usually sleep naked.  So 7+ hours a day.
 
2013-09-07 12:18:09 PM
Daily.
 
2013-09-07 12:18:17 PM

marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.


Show off
 
2013-09-07 12:19:01 PM
 
2013-09-07 12:19:22 PM
Every time I change my clothes and shower.
 
2013-09-07 12:22:05 PM
at least once a day, in the shower.
 
2013-09-07 12:22:20 PM
I'm a never-nude.
 
2013-09-07 12:25:02 PM
I'm naked as often as possible without getting shot and/or arrested
 
2013-09-07 12:25:09 PM
As we speak.
 
2013-09-07 12:27:18 PM
Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?
 
2013-09-07 12:28:09 PM
I am buck ass nude.
 
2013-09-07 12:29:52 PM
Not often.
 
2013-09-07 12:30:00 PM
I wear socks in the shower
 
2013-09-07 12:32:12 PM
Most of the time.

/ If I have to look at this mess, you all can suffer along with me
 
2013-09-07 12:32:21 PM

Al_Ed: Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?


Oh god, I need brain bleach now.
 
2013-09-07 12:32:22 PM
Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...
 
2013-09-07 12:33:19 PM

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


\o/
 
2013-09-07 12:34:10 PM

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


Posting from my phone, baby!
 
2013-09-07 12:34:33 PM
Too often according to some.


Also there is nothing convenient about my overheating laptop.
 
2013-09-07 12:35:25 PM

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


\oOo/
 
2013-09-07 12:35:29 PM

RexTalionis: I am buck ass nude.


Hellooooooo!
 
2013-09-07 12:37:43 PM

generalDisdain: \oOo/


LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...
 
2013-09-07 12:38:28 PM

Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...


Looks kinda like a linebacker.
 
2013-09-07 12:38:52 PM

Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...


Don't be messin' with gD's rack....
 
2013-09-07 12:39:03 PM

One Bad Apple: Too often according to some.


Also there is nothing convenient about my overheating laptop.


At least it keeps your balls warm.
 
2013-09-07 12:39:27 PM

Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...


HAHAHAHA! If only they got higher as I get older...
 
2013-09-07 12:39:29 PM

Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...


lmao
 
2013-09-07 12:39:56 PM

socially inept was taken: Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...

Don't be messin' with gD's rack....


Fiiiine....c'mere....
 
2013-09-07 12:41:48 PM
Telecommuting is awesome, just saying. And you may not want to sit in that chair.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 12:42:43 PM
I'm naked now.

Pics incoming.
 
2013-09-07 12:43:37 PM

MBK: I'm naked now.

Pics incoming.


Yessssssss
 
2013-09-07 12:44:54 PM

generalDisdain: Al_Ed: generalDisdain: \oOo/

LOLOL!!

Oh, no! They turned into shoulders! Look...

HAHAHAHA! If only they got higher as I get older...


That looks like a topless old lady going down the first hill of a rollercoaster!

WEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2013-09-07 12:47:39 PM
Are wookiees ever really naked, though?
 
2013-09-07 12:57:52 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: I wear socks in the shower


I misread that
 
2013-09-07 01:21:07 PM

socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...


I understand :*
 
2013-09-07 01:30:56 PM
Hahaha, wow. Most unexpected greenlight ever. Thanks, admin-person!
 
2013-09-07 01:31:15 PM
This thread is now the same color as my toe fungus
 
2013-09-07 01:31:45 PM
I don't even undress for the shower.
 
2013-09-07 01:33:07 PM
I sleep naked.

I take my clothes off at work a lot.  Probably 4 times a day on average.
 
2013-09-07 01:35:48 PM
Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 01:38:05 PM

CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs


Ew
 
2013-09-07 01:40:05 PM
Not as often as your mom!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 01:45:32 PM
Help me picture you naked.
 
2013-09-07 01:49:02 PM

MBK: CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs

Ew


YOUR FACE IS EW
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 01:50:23 PM

CatherineM: MBK: CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs

Ew

YOUR FACE IS EW


:D

HUGS
 
2013-09-07 01:54:54 PM

MBK: CatherineM: MBK: CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs

Ew

YOUR FACE IS EW

:D

HUGS


Naked hugs?
 
2013-09-07 02:27:44 PM
Around 4-8 hours a day, sleep nude and shower.
 
2013-09-07 02:27:49 PM

433: Help me picture you naked.


Well, I've got got the abs of a ninja turtle, with big albeit hairy legs and decent sized arms for a skinny fellah. But don't focus there, focus on my cock. gaze and be amazed.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 02:32:16 PM
Thank you, marius2, for the assistance I required.  Your cock is amazing and gazely.  While the smiley face is cleverly drawn on, what are the wings for?

Will someone else please help me picture them naked?
 
2013-09-07 02:35:04 PM
A more telling question: How often am I wearing clothes?
 
2013-09-07 02:38:42 PM

433:  what are the wings for?


To take you to heaven, of course.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 02:42:52 PM

marius2: 433:  what are the wings for?
To take you to heaven, of course.


LOL
 
2013-09-07 03:10:45 PM
Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?
 
2013-09-07 03:11:17 PM

Al_Ed: Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?


I hope you put down a towel.
 
2013-09-07 03:22:50 PM
Depends on who you ask. Me? Not nearly often enough. Other people that have seen me naked? Well...let's just say that they'd like to see me all dressed up, as often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 03:43:46 PM
12.4 hours per day.
 
2013-09-07 03:50:38 PM
I am always naked under my clothes.
 
2013-09-07 04:00:13 PM
The most boring greenlit TFD ever. This thread needs a lot more to regret.
 
2013-09-07 04:17:59 PM
fivethingsblog.files.wordpress.com
As we speak
 
2013-09-07 04:32:31 PM
As often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 04:32:56 PM
not enough
 
2013-09-07 04:33:20 PM
The real question is how often am i NOT naked.
 
2013-09-07 04:35:03 PM

robinmi: I'm a never-nude.


There are literally dozens of us!
 
2013-09-07 04:35:24 PM
Only when having sex ad showering. I would sleep nude but I'm paranoid one of the cats will chew my balls off during the night
 
2013-09-07 04:36:21 PM

Kittypie070: Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?


Oh boy
 
2013-09-07 04:36:34 PM
I'm naked right now. Stumbled out of bed at 1 pm with the intention of checking my email and taking a shower and haven't moved since. Nasty farking hangover is keeping me from getting anything done.
 
2013-09-07 04:36:39 PM
With my IQ of 42, I'm missing the point of this survey.  There is no answer with a frequency greater than "daily".
 
2013-09-07 04:37:07 PM
Not often enough.

/or perhaps to often
//depends on who you ask
 
2013-09-07 04:39:26 PM
Whenever I shower. So, rarely.
 
2013-09-07 04:40:34 PM
I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.
 
2013-09-07 04:40:56 PM
Everyday. I generally wear as little clothing as weather/society will permit.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:03 PM
I always post on Fark while naked.

/I am posting this from my cellphone while riding the bus by the way.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:11 PM
I'm usually naked during work hours and especially on conference calls.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:37 PM

Paper-Pusher: he's a dachshund


i392.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 04:43:58 PM
Actually, almost never.  Basically when I am in the shower, or putting lotion on immediately thereafter.  And when having sex.  That's pretty much it.

My fiance, on the other hand, would just be naked all the time if he could.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:09 PM

marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.


O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:18 PM
At least once a day.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:36 PM
Less often now that I have roommates.  I hate having to wear a bathrobe to get my morning coffee
 
2013-09-07 04:45:53 PM

Smoking GNU: The real question is how often am i NOT naked.


What is this "NOT naked:" of which you speak so highly?
 
2013-09-07 04:46:58 PM
A related question, how many of you sleep naked?
 
2013-09-07 04:47:07 PM
As often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 04:47:39 PM
Never:

http://www.rustyzipper.com/pics/122750L.jpg
 
2013-09-07 04:49:31 PM
Green?!? WTF?
 
2013-09-07 04:49:35 PM
Whenever I can get away with it
 
2013-09-07 04:49:49 PM
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 04:50:58 PM
9-10 hours at night in bed, and another hour during shower time.

11 hours of naked.

/sleeping naked is damn comfy
 
2013-09-07 04:50:59 PM

megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.


How you is? ;)
 
2013-09-07 04:51:03 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


I stopped doing that after the Northridge earthquake.
 
2013-09-07 04:51:09 PM
Never.
 
2013-09-07 04:51:49 PM
I wear socks around the house to keep my feet warm, but that's about it.  I only put clothes on when I absolutely have to.
 
2013-09-07 04:52:06 PM
la.guestofaguest.com
 
2013-09-07 04:52:44 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


I have ever since I got married. Too inconvenient to bother taking clothes off for sexy time, or putting them back on afterwards.
 
2013-09-07 04:53:41 PM

HumbertoEcho:


Thank you.

/farking mobile
 
2013-09-07 04:53:45 PM
When I'm showering or having sex, provided my boyfriend and aren't having a barely-dressed quickie or something.  Otherwise, I've got clothes on all the time.  I don't care if other people are nude 24/7....it's just not for me.

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


Not me.  I have a fear of the house catching fire, and I'm scrambling around trying to find something to put on and I end up dying in the raging inferno.  After sexytimes with the boyfriend, I'll put a pair of underwear and a t-shirt on.  If I need to flee from the house with barely enough time to register that I have to flee, I don't want to spend that time hurriedly dressing.  I'm too much of a planner for that.
 
2013-09-07 04:55:08 PM

Earguy: Telecommuting is awesome, just saying. And you may not want to sit in that chair.


If you do sit in that chair, you may have an epic Fark thread on your hands.

Cue Ballsack Conundrum in 3, 2, 1...
 
2013-09-07 04:55:31 PM
How often would you like me to be naked?

s8.favim.com
 
2013-09-07 04:56:38 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


Depends on whether or nor I'm alone.

If someone else is in the bed with me, there's no way in hell I'm wearing clothes. Otherwise, it's a coin flip.
 
2013-09-07 04:56:54 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: I wear socks in the shower


Business socks?
 
2013-09-07 04:57:11 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


Oh god my ex had a dachshund. Cute dog, but I farking hated sleeping with it, it would always root around and get in between us. That's one of the main reasons I broke it off. Girls who want to sleep with a dog in the bed are a huge turn off now.
 
2013-09-07 04:57:34 PM
I only wear clothes because I'm polite to others.
 
2013-09-07 04:57:38 PM
Just put on clothes... what's going on.  Oh, poll.... um.... for about 15-20 minutes at a time.  45 minutes if I've been drinking.
 
2013-09-07 05:00:43 PM
Not nearly enough now that I'm single.

Come to think of it, I can say the same about when I was married too...meh.
 
2013-09-07 05:01:00 PM
Wait, you people wear clothes sometimes?

/I may be doing this wrong
//or very, very right
///nah, it's probably wrong
 
2013-09-07 05:01:55 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)


Much better now, thank you!
 
2013-09-07 05:02:08 PM
Shower time. Occasionally I sleep that way, but more not than often because it hasn't helped my 19 month streak of zero action.
 
2013-09-07 05:02:45 PM
I'm only not naked when I leave the house.

/nudity laws suck
 
2013-09-07 05:02:51 PM
The majority of the time that I'm home.

/home
 
2013-09-07 05:04:03 PM
Often enough to have a police record. (I don't being on elementary school property helped either.)
 
2013-09-07 05:04:08 PM
Home alone or in a hotel room by myself? IT'S NAKED TIME!
 
2013-09-07 05:04:42 PM

phenn: Lor M. Ipsum: I wear socks in the shower

Business socks?


Business in the front and party in the back, Wait...What?
 
2013-09-07 05:04:53 PM
BIE?
 
2013-09-07 05:05:13 PM
Naked at home with the lady being naked as well. Only dressed when going out or working.
 
2013-09-07 05:05:39 PM
9-10 hours a day.
 
2013-09-07 05:07:38 PM
Do you hate pants?
 
2013-09-07 05:07:41 PM
According to the police, too often.
 
2013-09-07 05:08:34 PM
All the time.
 
2013-09-07 05:09:08 PM
Every day until my wife tells me to put some clothes on
 
2013-09-07 05:12:16 PM

EnderX: I always post on Fark while naked.

/I am posting this from my cellphone while riding the bus by the way.


Why did you have to sit next to me? There were like 10 empty seats.

Also you might way to have that mole looked at by a doctor.
 
2013-09-07 05:12:25 PM
More in the summer than in the winter. Michigan
 
2013-09-07 05:14:41 PM
It's probably easier for me to tell you when I'm NOT naked
 
2013-09-07 05:15:33 PM
Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me
 
2013-09-07 05:17:25 PM
Not as much as I should be since the roomate broke up with her BF and spends more time at home. When she wasnt around and my GF was in town it was game on! Nude in everyroom. Bit right now I'm topless. Been sick the past few days going from cold to hot bleh. Probably caught the roomates cooties she has been asleep on the couch for a few days. I'd think she was dead but I can hear her snore and the stank aint any worse.
 
2013-09-07 05:20:34 PM
8 hours a night between Egyptian cotton sheets and whenever I can get away with it during the day.
 
2013-09-07 05:23:12 PM

intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me


I feel your pain brother. See my 19 months post.
 
2013-09-07 05:27:11 PM

megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!


I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!
 
2013-09-07 05:28:06 PM
Never.  Nudity is shameful.
 
2013-09-07 05:32:22 PM
static.tvfanatic.com

/...what I immediately thought of when I read the question
//why yes, I look just like Katee, except brunette & not currently in the tub
 
2013-09-07 05:35:12 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!

I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!


Yeah, the sight of my naked flesh has healing powers too. Of course, nowadays there's very few time your actually supposed to induce vomiting, so that's not working in my favor.
 
2013-09-07 05:35:47 PM
Counting sleep, shower, and sex... About 50% of the time, I guess.

wumpus: More in the summer than in the winter. Michigan


Are you kidding? Michigan winter is a great time to be naked! You can cuddle under a few layers of blankets and hold off the cold with toasty warmth. Blankets do not count as clothing.
 
2013-09-07 05:36:28 PM

gunsmack: socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...

Posting from my phone, baby!


Still covered...
 
2013-09-07 05:38:35 PM
6+ hours a day. I sleep in the nude.
 
2013-09-07 05:39:59 PM
Get on TC and see hahahaa
 
2013-09-07 05:40:54 PM

CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs


Not even in the top 97.....ok
 
2013-09-07 05:42:30 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


My bulldog girl will lick my sleepin' sweat pants right dere, too.

What drives me nuts is the two dogs that hafta have doggie tush touching Da Hooman.  Hooman rolls on his side because his knees hurt.  Dog(s) take up the space.  Now da Hooman can't roll back without crushing canines.

No matter that I have queen sized bed.  I get about a foot and half of it to use.
 
2013-09-07 05:42:41 PM
The usual, showering and sex time, but also when we are at the subdivision pool down the street, if no one else is there while I am swimming laps my wife is sure to yank down my suit at some point in the swim.
 
2013-09-07 05:43:22 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in. He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


So, if I read this right, you woke up because your dachshund started sleeping in your boxers and buried his nose in your nether regions?
 
2013-09-07 05:47:50 PM
I only put on clothes when I leave the house. I love being naked. I've modeled for art classes, been nude on stage in two different plays, and spent many a day at the nude beach.
 
2013-09-07 05:48:51 PM
Sex and showering are pretty much the only times I'm completely naked for any length of time. I prefer to have some clothes on.
 
2013-09-07 05:49:03 PM
I hate the heat, so there's a good chance that I'm nekkid...
/Phoenix, AZ
 
2013-09-07 05:49:18 PM
Depends if I'm strutting like a boss from the working shower into the main bedroom, which is across the dwelling, in view of the two main windows facing the outside common area.  Also depends how light it is outside and if I left the blinds slatted slightly open or not.  Also if the cat is being meowy and I am chasing him while hunched over hands in the air like claws.  Cuz that goes quicker across the front room.
 
2013-09-07 05:57:09 PM

intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned

///FML
////Please kill me



Huh...you can be freindzoned in marriage. Learn something every day.
 
2013-09-07 05:57:19 PM
NOT ENOUGH
 
2013-09-07 06:00:15 PM
The entire time I am at home.  So, I am naked for most of the day.
N  A  K  E  D  !
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-07 06:03:02 PM
img.docstoccdn.com
 
2013-09-07 06:03:19 PM

Skyday: Get on TC and see hahahaa


Lulz. I thought if you showed up, your answer would be something along these lines.
 
2013-09-07 06:04:48 PM
If I'm at home, I'm pretty much bare-ass during the warm months.

I'm looking to move in the next 6 months, though, and I'm looking for a house to rent that's not so drafty, and (hopefully) has a somewhat secluded back porch so I don't have to get dressed to enjoy the occasional smokey treat.
 
2013-09-07 06:05:07 PM
This thread is useless without.... oh wait.....

ewww do not want to see farkers naked!
 
2013-09-07 06:06:29 PM
lifefeed.net
 
2013-09-07 06:11:17 PM
In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.
 
2013-09-07 06:15:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'm naked as often as possible without getting shot and/or arrested


This and as long as I am not sitting in a chair with slats....
 
2013-09-07 06:16:58 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


Between being woken up from my roommates dog licking my buttcrack and having my apartment complex shift when the foundation was being repaired I sleep in boxers.

I knew the dog licked her own ass,but I lost a lot of respect for her when she licked mine.
 
2013-09-07 06:17:55 PM

99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.


Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.
 
2013-09-07 06:18:15 PM

zzottt: This thread is useless without.... oh wait.....

ewww do not want to see farkers naked!


You're not going to enjoy the next time you open up your e-mail, then.
 
2013-09-07 06:19:30 PM
As as I can be.
/ Not often enough
 
2013-09-07 06:23:16 PM

turnkey: As as I can be.
/ Not often enough


*often* as
/ goddamn georgia game is messing up my posting.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 06:23:30 PM
krapps.com
 
2013-09-07 06:28:05 PM

OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.


Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.
 
2013-09-07 06:30:26 PM
As often as possible.  Just ask your mom.
 
2013-09-07 06:32:38 PM

99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.


Stand your ground.
 
2013-09-07 06:35:48 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!

I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!


You sir are basically a philanthropist.

You should get a tax break or something.
 
2013-09-07 06:36:00 PM
A: Not often enough

/ don't like wearing clothes
// stupid societal norms
 
2013-09-07 06:37:05 PM

Farty McPooPants: The entire time I am at home.  So, I am naked for most of the day.
N  A  K  E  D  !


I laffed at that image.

Thanks for the insta-nostalgia.
 
2013-09-07 06:40:16 PM
Does the top hat count?
 
2013-09-07 06:40:41 PM

italie: intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me


Huh...you can be freindzoned in marriage. Learn something every day.


Ugh, being in limbo (friendzone) sucks.  I at least had a clean break (sort of, have kids with her) when my ex-wife left me.
 
2013-09-07 06:41:41 PM
As a nudist, I am naked at home whenever I can be naked.
I find it stress relieving, relaxing and generally calming when the clothes are off.
I also have a greater acceptance of the human body and have higher self esteem since 'becoming' a nudist several years ago.
 
2013-09-07 06:56:41 PM
I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.
 
2013-09-07 06:57:38 PM

OgreMagi: 99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.

Stand your ground.


Unless she's hawt.
 
2013-09-07 06:58:30 PM
I tend to run around in my underwear a lot, It helps cut down on AC usage and it is more comfortable. Yea you guessed, I live alone.
 
2013-09-07 07:02:03 PM
so if we count the times some of you do it for the purposes of showering, what's that? like once, twice every two weeks?
 
2013-09-07 07:04:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kittypie070: Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?


Oh boy


Oh hai thar.
 
2013-09-07 07:09:34 PM
megarian:

You sir are basically a philanthropist.

You should get a tax break or something.


I should. Let's start a national healing movement of nudity. E-mail sent, we're gonna save the world.
 
2013-09-07 07:15:31 PM

Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.


I assume no bacon?
 
2013-09-07 07:22:58 PM
Be quicker to figure out how often I'm dressed.
 
2013-09-07 07:26:23 PM

99.998er: In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking.


She needs to give 24 hours notice if you don't invite her in, unless things are different there.

And i'm one of those who's naked only during bathing and sexy time. Find it pretty awkward to be flapping around the house during daily tasks.
 
2013-09-07 07:27:05 PM
As often as possible ever since I dropped 40 lbs.
Imma strut it while I can!
 
2013-09-07 07:28:12 PM
I wear a kilt so as soon as I get home the kilt hits the floor so I don't know if walking around in just a t-shirt counts as naked but that is my daily state unless I have to leave the house.

Wearing a kilt is like bring naked under a blanket in public.
 
2013-09-07 07:42:51 PM

Dirkax2: As often as possible ever since I dropped 40 lbs.
Imma strut it while I can!


Work it girl.
 
2013-09-07 07:43:08 PM
When I shower. So, once a week?
 
2013-09-07 08:00:31 PM
What are these "clothes" things you mention?
 
2013-09-07 08:04:06 PM
Hang on a minute...
...

...

Okay subby. What now?
 
2013-09-07 08:06:05 PM
As a way out of the closet nudist as often as possible. Unfortunately since moving into town mid December last year not often enough! Not a single day of naked yardwork this year so I'm not real happy about that. I have managed to sneak several 3am porch relaxes in this summer. I am naked in the house a large majority of the time though.
 
2013-09-07 08:11:36 PM
Are keyboards supposed to blush?
 
2013-09-07 08:14:33 PM

robinmi: I'm a never-nude.


WTF does that mean?
 
2013-09-07 08:22:00 PM

Mugato: robinmi: I'm a never-nude.

WTF does that mean?


For all your "pop-culture expertise" you don't know an Arrested Development reference, especially when there's been SEVERAL references (some with pics) in this thread?

/but go on and tell us how much you hate the Abrams TREK films...
 
2013-09-07 08:22:02 PM
I try to be naked as often as possible ...which is about 10 to 12 hours out of 24.
 
2013-09-07 08:24:48 PM
I live in earthquake country, no way I'm sleeping nude on a regular basis.

Plus I have a tendency to throw my covers off while sleeping, it gets COLD, even in PJs.

/plus when it's hot I don't want to stank up my bed
 
2013-09-07 08:55:27 PM
Outside of the usual bathingsexytime, nada since my kids learned how to walk. They hogged up all the naked time when they were toddlers. Somewhere around age two or three there's a phase where there is nothing more wonderful in life than streaking - preferably when mom or dad have company. You get the kid to bed, finally get a bit of peace and quiet, and you're shooting the shiat with your friends and then this little round blur goes by all WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHgigglegigglegiggle...
 
2013-09-07 09:03:25 PM
Just when I shower. I don't know why, but I don't like being naked for too long.
 
2013-09-07 09:08:05 PM

peterthx: For all your "pop-culture expertise" you don't know an Arrested Development reference, especially when there's been SEVERAL references (some with pics) in this thread?

/but go on and tell us how much you hate the Abrams TREK films...


Never saw Arrested Development. Did you work on Star Trek or something? If you did, unless you were a writer you did a great job.
 
2013-09-07 09:25:08 PM

jayphat: Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.

I assume no bacon?


No but egg and cheese sammich is a regular occurrence. Lids help with splatter. It isn't very often I get dinged but it does happen. By the time the egg is done, I'm dressed.
 
2013-09-07 09:28:41 PM

Coastalgrl: jayphat: Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.

I assume no bacon?

No but egg and cheese sammich is a regular occurrence. Lids help with splatter. It isn't very often I get dinged but it does happen. By the time the egg is done, I'm dressed.


I would duplicate this. However, I have no blinds in my kitchen and close neighbors.
 
2013-09-07 09:46:25 PM
Only usually in the shower,... so every 4-6 weeks or so!!!  

Seriously, I got cold feet.  Always have.  I wear socks all the time.  Poor circulation.  My tan line is so severe people have to wear snow goggles when I show my ankles.  Sometimes, after a shower I just put on slippers, but after 10-15 minutes I have to put socks on or they get cold.  When they get cold, I have to pee.  Anyone know the medical reason cold feet make you have to pee?  That's always made me ponder.

Right now, I don't have socks on.  I peed 1/2 an hour ago and I have to pee again.  If I have socks on I can go all day without peeing (well, all day as in pee in the morning, then maybe pee once before bed.)  No socks, and I have to pee all the time.
 
2013-09-07 09:49:53 PM
As often as possible, hence the curtains.
 
2013-09-07 10:20:24 PM
Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...
 
2013-09-07 10:38:13 PM
This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.
 
2013-09-07 10:40:10 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.


THIS^

Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes.
 
2013-09-07 10:44:11 PM

Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...


If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!
 
2013-09-07 10:45:33 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worst offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.


FTFM

/worse/worst blahblahblah
 
2013-09-07 10:53:04 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.


I actually don't wear shoes in my office. Gotta let my toes breathe!
 
2013-09-07 10:59:58 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!


Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom ay work???
 
2013-09-07 11:05:37 PM

Barnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom ay work???


Yeah, would you stop that? She keeps hanging up in the middle while I'm talking to her because you're on the other line.
 
2013-09-07 11:05:37 PM

Barnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom ay wo

Barnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom at work???


(Note to self....."Preview" spelling before hitting "Add Comment")
 
2013-09-07 11:08:12 PM

Barnabus_Duke: Barnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom ay woBarnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom at work???

(Note to self....."Preview" spelling before hitting "Add Comment")


I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: I May Be Crazy But...: Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...

If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!

Yes I am, but what the hell does that have to do with callin' my mom ay work???

Yeah, would you stop that? She keeps hanging up in the middle while I'm talking to her because you're on the other line.


Dad????????
 
2013-09-07 11:28:45 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.

I actually don't wear shoes in my office. Gotta let my toes breathe!


Hey, we need you back in the TFark land ASAP, start whoring yourself out so you can get sponsored again, I'm too poor.
 
2013-09-07 11:32:00 PM
Not enough.
 
2013-09-07 11:37:42 PM
She's so hot she's making me sexist.

That biatch.
 
2013-09-07 11:39:25 PM
So that's how people post in the wrong thread....
 
2013-09-07 11:44:51 PM

darthdrafter: So that's how people post in the wrong thread....


Heh heh
 
2013-09-08 12:04:15 AM
when i finally got my own apartment instead of having roommates, i promised that i would be naked all the time.  when i get home from work, i immediately take off everything as soon as i close the door.  my laundry basket is right there.  so i'm naked pretty much all the time.  occasionally if i leave the air conditioner on and the place gets chilly i might put on some pajama pants and a t-shirt, but that's it.  i love being naked.  hopefully if i ever get married i can find someone who feels the same way and we can be naked all the time together.  if i wasn't so self conscious i would totally visit a nude colony.
 
2013-09-08 12:40:02 AM
All of my Angus herd is nekkid
 
2013-09-08 12:55:03 AM

cwolf20: Are keyboards supposed to blush?


It is the back-light.
 
2013-09-08 12:56:55 AM
 
2013-09-08 01:06:06 AM
More often than I used to be.  We have to yell up the stairs to kid and roommate "Hey, we're naked" most Saturday mornings before 10ish.  Should have been more naked in my 20's when I was a bit hotter.  In my 30's I'm not all that great, but the SO likes to rock the naked and I've oddly enough jumped on board with him.  Also sleeping naked is the best sleep I've ever gotten, regardless of season.
 
2013-09-08 01:16:49 AM
Several times a day.
 
2013-09-08 01:18:48 AM
*cuddles specialkae*
 
2013-09-08 01:36:03 AM

mrswood: Every time I change my clothes and shower.


Oh come on. Nobody can be clothed ALL the time.
 
2013-09-08 01:43:49 AM

Kittypie070: *cuddles specialkae*


Arrws.  *cuddles back* sweet dreams, m'dear!
 
2013-09-08 01:44:13 AM
Whenever I'm at home I'm likely to be naked.
 
2013-09-08 01:59:09 AM
whenever i'm indoors...and also when sunbathing in my yard...so, most of the time.
 
2013-09-08 02:28:17 AM

BuckTurgidson: Link


This reminded me of the warning about the book Starship Titanic: Most of the words in this book were written by a naked man.  Thanks for the smile

megarian: Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this- I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.

THIS^

Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes.


Likewise, especially since my feet burn with the fire of 1000 suns when I wear shoes.  I've stuck with sandles or flip-flops four years now when going out.
 
2013-09-08 02:40:03 AM
I really like sleeping naked. This thread made me realize that its been three weeks since last having sex, I've been on an exercise binge and forgot apparently.
 
2013-09-08 03:01:34 AM

marius2: I May Be Crazy But...: Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.

I actually don't wear shoes in my office. Gotta let my toes breathe!

Hey, we need you back in the TFark land ASAP, start whoring yourself out so you can get sponsored again, I'm too poor.


I'm already naked, what else is there?!?
 
2013-09-08 03:29:11 AM
Not nearly often enough, but at least I'm not committing visual assault on my neighbors...
 
2013-09-08 07:37:45 AM
The question should be "How often am I not naked?"
 
2013-09-08 07:39:06 AM
What a stupid farking question
 
2013-09-08 09:05:26 AM

abhorrent1: What a stupid farking question


you sound kinda stressed out and grumpy.  maybe you should take all your clothes off and relax for a bit, you'll feel better.
 
2013-09-08 09:14:37 AM
Several hours every day while asleep, usually several more on my days off if I'm not going anywhere in particular. Half the time all I put on is a robe (eventually) on those days. Living alone is great sometimes. Others, it's horribly, horribly depressing.
 
2013-09-08 09:34:27 AM

Al_Ed: Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?


This.
 
2013-09-08 09:57:04 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: marius2: I May Be Crazy But...: Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.

I actually don't wear shoes in my office. Gotta let my toes breathe!

Hey, we need you back in the TFark land ASAP, start whoring yourself out so you can get sponsored again, I'm too poor.

I'm already naked, what else is there?!?


Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
 
2013-09-08 10:47:10 AM

Lorelle: freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?

I stopped doing that after the Northridge earthquake.



peterthx: I live in earthquake country, no way I'm sleeping nude on a regular basis.


I wish someone would have told me this when I moved to the SF Bay area back in the 90's.  Coming from PA I never even thought about it. After my first earthquake in the middle of the night, running around in the dark trying to find a robe while the ground was moving, I never slept nakey again. Not even when I moved back to PA lol.
 
2013-09-08 10:51:16 AM
Pfft, when we have earthquakes I just go outside naked and say "yeah, you know you're impressed"
 
2013-09-08 12:22:23 PM

marius2: Pfft, when we have earthquakes I just go outside naked and say "yeah, you know you're impressed"


kickthis.typepad.com
 
2013-09-08 01:39:17 PM

Derkins: Lorelle: freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?

I stopped doing that after the Northridge earthquake.


peterthx: I live in earthquake country, no way I'm sleeping nude on a regular basis.

I wish someone would have told me this when I moved to the SF Bay area back in the 90's.  Coming from PA I never even thought about it. After my first earthquake in the middle of the night, running around in the dark trying to find a robe while the ground was moving, I never slept nakey again. Not even when I moved back to PA lol.


Yup. I tripped on stuff that fell out of the open closet while trying to get to a doorway, sprained my ankle, and ended up sitting on the floor in the dark (because the power went out), naked, for about an hour and a half, listening to things falling and crashing around me every time an aftershock hit.
 
2013-09-08 03:43:22 PM

99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.


Now you have to tell them. You can't just say something like that and not tell the stories!
 
2013-09-08 03:45:25 PM

Valiente: Does the top hat count?


Not if you also wear the monocle.
 
2013-09-08 03:49:58 PM

Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.


How you doin'?
 
2013-09-08 04:43:15 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.

I actually don't wear shoes in my office. Gotta let my toes breathe!


I could've clarified- I wear them *to* work. I don't wear them at work, if I don't have to.
 
2013-09-08 05:44:04 PM

elementcircle: 99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.

Now you have to tell them. You can't just say something like that and not tell the stories!




OK...
1.) Tried to bill me $300+ for a month water bill. I live in a high rise condo and water is included in HOA, not to mention it wouldn't even be $300 for an entire year

2.) Came in unannounced on a Sunday morning with prospective buyers at about 8:00am while a girlfriend & I slept. I never new she was there until she called that afternoon screaming at me for having an underage prostitute with me. (She was 26 and not a prostitue). She could not have sold it anyway as she is about $150k higher than comparable units and I have a signed lease.

3.) Told me she had been raped by 5 different men, at 5 different times, at 5 different locations

4.) Got arrested for throwing a concrete plant holder through her boyfriend's plate glass window

5.) Came to my office on the 27th of the month demanding rent. It is due on the 1st. Receptionist threatened to call the police

6.) Came to my unit while I was at work and cut off hot water heater for no reason. I cut it back on and called her about it. She told me I could not prove it was her.

7.) She kicked out her own windshield to her SUV from the inside in a drug fueled tantrum.

8.) Claims she has the ability to communicate with ghosts.

9.) She never changed her mailing address, so I have the joy of collecting her mail from attorneys, psychiatric clinics, bill collectors, etc. and giving them to the consierge.

So yes, she is the craziest wench I have ever had the displeasure of meeting and doing business with. The property manager has had a couple of stern talks with her, but little he can do since she does own the unit. She has made outlandish claims that I run a gambling & prostitution ring out of my condo, which of course he knows is bullshiat. I have never been late on rent and had been very polite and nice to her until she started going insane. Oh, the consierge desk calls me when she is on the property now.
 
2013-09-08 06:19:26 PM

99.998er: elementcircle: 99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.

Now you have to tell them. You can't just say something like that and not tell the stories!



OK...
1.) Tried to bill me $300+ for a month water bill. I live in a high rise condo and water is included in HOA, not to mention it wouldn't even be $300 for an entire year

2.) Came in unannounced on a Sunday morning with prospective buyers at about 8:00am while a girlfriend & I slept. I never new she was there until she called that afternoon screaming at me for having an underage prostitute with me. (She was 26 and not a prostitue). She could not have sold it anyway as she is about $150k higher than comparable units and I have a signed lease.

3.) Told me she had been raped by 5 different men, at 5 different times, at 5 different locations

4.) Got arrested for throwing a concrete plant holder through her boyfriend's plate glass window

5.) Came to my office on the 27th of the month demanding rent. It is due on the 1st. Receptionist threatened to call the police

6.) Came to my unit while I was at work and cut off hot water heater for no reason. I cut it back on and called her about it. She told me I could not prove it was her.

7.) She kicked out her own windshield to her SUV from the inside in a drug fueled tantrum.

8.) Claims she has the ability to communicate with ghosts.

9.) She never changed her mailing address, so I have the joy of collecting her mail from attorneys, psychiatric clinics, bill collectors, etc. and giving them to the consierge.

So yes, she is the craziest wench I have ever had the displeasure of meeting and doing business with. The property manager has had a couple of stern talks with her, but little he can do since she does own the unit. She has made outlandish claims that I run a gambling & prostitution ring out of my condo, which of course he knows is bullshiat. I have never been late on rent and had been very polite and nice to her until she started going insane. Oh, the consierge desk calls me when she is on the property now.


fark that! That biatch makes crazy people look sane! You need out of there asap. I'm actually kind of afraid for your well-being now. I have a very comfy sofa if you need to crash till you get a new place. Do what you gotta do, but get out of there fast.
 
2013-09-08 07:24:19 PM

elementcircle: 99.998er: elementcircle: 99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.

Now you have to tell them. You can't just say something like that and not tell the stories!

OK...
1.) Tried to bill me $300+ for a month water bill. I live in a high rise condo and water is included in HOA, not to mention it wouldn't even be $300 for an entire year

2.) Came in unannounced on a Sunday morning with prospective buyers at about 8:00am while a girlfriend & I slept. I never new she was there until she called that afternoon screaming at me for having an underage prostitute with me. (She was 26 and not a prostitue). She could not have sold it anyway as she is about $150k higher than comparable units and I have a signed lease.

3.) Told me she had been raped by 5 different men, at 5 different times, at 5 different locations

4.) Got arrested for throwing a concrete plant holder through her boyfriend's plate glass window

5.) Came to my office on the 27th of the month demanding rent. It is due on the 1st. Receptionist threatened to call the police

6.) Came to my unit while I was at work and cut off hot water heater for no reason. I cut it back on and called her about it. She told me I could not prove it was her.

7.) She kicked out her own windshield to her SUV from the inside in a drug fueled tant ...



Thanks, but I have installed a chain lock and a dead bolt that the property manager also has a key to. She is not to enter unannounced unless it is an emergency and then with the presence of the property manager. I had never met her prior to renting from her, but neighbors have since told me horrific stories of her when she had lived here. I work in a high rise office just 3 blocks away and she has been given written notice she may be arrested if she enters building unless she can verify for professional reasons and with a staff escort. She is truly one scary biatch.
 
2013-09-08 08:57:04 PM
*reads thread*

Webcam pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-08 10:04:22 PM

Gleeman: *reads thread*

Webcam pics, or it didn't happen.


I don't think you'll actually enjoy that.
 
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