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2013-09-07 06:11:17 PM
In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.
 
2013-09-07 06:15:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'm naked as often as possible without getting shot and/or arrested


This and as long as I am not sitting in a chair with slats....
 
2013-09-07 06:16:58 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


Between being woken up from my roommates dog licking my buttcrack and having my apartment complex shift when the foundation was being repaired I sleep in boxers.

I knew the dog licked her own ass,but I lost a lot of respect for her when she licked mine.
 
2013-09-07 06:17:55 PM

99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.


Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.
 
2013-09-07 06:18:15 PM

zzottt: This thread is useless without.... oh wait.....

ewww do not want to see farkers naked!


You're not going to enjoy the next time you open up your e-mail, then.
 
2013-09-07 06:19:30 PM
As as I can be.
/ Not often enough
 
2013-09-07 06:23:16 PM

turnkey: As as I can be.
/ Not often enough


*often* as
/ goddamn georgia game is messing up my posting.
 
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2013-09-07 06:23:30 PM
krapps.com
 
2013-09-07 06:28:05 PM

OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.


Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.
 
2013-09-07 06:30:26 PM
As often as possible.  Just ask your mom.
 
2013-09-07 06:32:38 PM

99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.


Stand your ground.
 
2013-09-07 06:35:48 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!

I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!


You sir are basically a philanthropist.

You should get a tax break or something.
 
2013-09-07 06:36:00 PM
A: Not often enough

/ don't like wearing clothes
// stupid societal norms
 
2013-09-07 06:37:05 PM

Farty McPooPants: The entire time I am at home.  So, I am naked for most of the day.
N  A  K  E  D  !


I laffed at that image.

Thanks for the insta-nostalgia.
 
2013-09-07 06:40:16 PM
Does the top hat count?
 
2013-09-07 06:40:41 PM

italie: intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me


Huh...you can be freindzoned in marriage. Learn something every day.


Ugh, being in limbo (friendzone) sucks.  I at least had a clean break (sort of, have kids with her) when my ex-wife left me.
 
2013-09-07 06:41:41 PM
As a nudist, I am naked at home whenever I can be naked.
I find it stress relieving, relaxing and generally calming when the clothes are off.
I also have a greater acceptance of the human body and have higher self esteem since 'becoming' a nudist several years ago.
 
2013-09-07 06:56:41 PM
I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.
 
2013-09-07 06:57:38 PM

OgreMagi: 99.998er: OgreMagi: 99.998er: In reality about 10% of the time, but ask my land lady and she will tell you 80% of the time. In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking. 4 of those times I was either getting in/out of shower or getting dressed. I think she has place bugged.

I hate her fake pretentious ass.

Going into a rental unit without prior notice, except in an emergency, is illegal.

Yes, I know...and so does she. She is a realtor. For some reason she thinks we are friends and wants to "pop" over and talk about family, relationships, or whatever else comes to her mind. She is bat-shiat crazy and I am trying to get out of lease. The stories I have on her would seriously boggle your mind.

Stand your ground.


Unless she's hawt.
 
2013-09-07 06:58:30 PM
I tend to run around in my underwear a lot, It helps cut down on AC usage and it is more comfortable. Yea you guessed, I live alone.
 
2013-09-07 07:02:03 PM
so if we count the times some of you do it for the purposes of showering, what's that? like once, twice every two weeks?
 
2013-09-07 07:04:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kittypie070: Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?


Oh boy


Oh hai thar.
 
2013-09-07 07:09:34 PM
megarian:

You sir are basically a philanthropist.

You should get a tax break or something.


I should. Let's start a national healing movement of nudity. E-mail sent, we're gonna save the world.
 
2013-09-07 07:15:31 PM

Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.


I assume no bacon?
 
2013-09-07 07:22:58 PM
Be quicker to figure out how often I'm dressed.
 
2013-09-07 07:26:23 PM

99.998er: In last 18 months she has walked in my condo 5 times unannounced and with out knocking.


She needs to give 24 hours notice if you don't invite her in, unless things are different there.

And i'm one of those who's naked only during bathing and sexy time. Find it pretty awkward to be flapping around the house during daily tasks.
 
2013-09-07 07:27:05 PM
As often as possible ever since I dropped 40 lbs.
Imma strut it while I can!
 
2013-09-07 07:28:12 PM
I wear a kilt so as soon as I get home the kilt hits the floor so I don't know if walking around in just a t-shirt counts as naked but that is my daily state unless I have to leave the house.

Wearing a kilt is like bring naked under a blanket in public.
 
2013-09-07 07:42:51 PM

Dirkax2: As often as possible ever since I dropped 40 lbs.
Imma strut it while I can!


Work it girl.
 
2013-09-07 07:43:08 PM
When I shower. So, once a week?
 
2013-09-07 08:00:31 PM
What are these "clothes" things you mention?
 
2013-09-07 08:04:06 PM
Hang on a minute...
...

...

Okay subby. What now?
 
2013-09-07 08:06:05 PM
As a way out of the closet nudist as often as possible. Unfortunately since moving into town mid December last year not often enough! Not a single day of naked yardwork this year so I'm not real happy about that. I have managed to sneak several 3am porch relaxes in this summer. I am naked in the house a large majority of the time though.
 
2013-09-07 08:11:36 PM
Are keyboards supposed to blush?
 
2013-09-07 08:14:33 PM

robinmi: I'm a never-nude.


WTF does that mean?
 
2013-09-07 08:22:00 PM

Mugato: robinmi: I'm a never-nude.

WTF does that mean?


For all your "pop-culture expertise" you don't know an Arrested Development reference, especially when there's been SEVERAL references (some with pics) in this thread?

/but go on and tell us how much you hate the Abrams TREK films...
 
2013-09-07 08:22:02 PM
I try to be naked as often as possible ...which is about 10 to 12 hours out of 24.
 
2013-09-07 08:24:48 PM
I live in earthquake country, no way I'm sleeping nude on a regular basis.

Plus I have a tendency to throw my covers off while sleeping, it gets COLD, even in PJs.

/plus when it's hot I don't want to stank up my bed
 
2013-09-07 08:55:27 PM
Outside of the usual bathingsexytime, nada since my kids learned how to walk. They hogged up all the naked time when they were toddlers. Somewhere around age two or three there's a phase where there is nothing more wonderful in life than streaking - preferably when mom or dad have company. You get the kid to bed, finally get a bit of peace and quiet, and you're shooting the shiat with your friends and then this little round blur goes by all WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHgigglegigglegiggle...
 
2013-09-07 09:03:25 PM
Just when I shower. I don't know why, but I don't like being naked for too long.
 
2013-09-07 09:08:05 PM

peterthx: For all your "pop-culture expertise" you don't know an Arrested Development reference, especially when there's been SEVERAL references (some with pics) in this thread?

/but go on and tell us how much you hate the Abrams TREK films...


Never saw Arrested Development. Did you work on Star Trek or something? If you did, unless you were a writer you did a great job.
 
2013-09-07 09:25:08 PM

jayphat: Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.

I assume no bacon?


No but egg and cheese sammich is a regular occurrence. Lids help with splatter. It isn't very often I get dinged but it does happen. By the time the egg is done, I'm dressed.
 
2013-09-07 09:28:41 PM

Coastalgrl: jayphat: Coastalgrl: I sleep best nude. Also, post shower I make breakfast, do the hair, make espresso etc all nude.

I assume no bacon?

No but egg and cheese sammich is a regular occurrence. Lids help with splatter. It isn't very often I get dinged but it does happen. By the time the egg is done, I'm dressed.


I would duplicate this. However, I have no blinds in my kitchen and close neighbors.
 
2013-09-07 09:46:25 PM
Only usually in the shower,... so every 4-6 weeks or so!!!  

Seriously, I got cold feet.  Always have.  I wear socks all the time.  Poor circulation.  My tan line is so severe people have to wear snow goggles when I show my ankles.  Sometimes, after a shower I just put on slippers, but after 10-15 minutes I have to put socks on or they get cold.  When they get cold, I have to pee.  Anyone know the medical reason cold feet make you have to pee?  That's always made me ponder.

Right now, I don't have socks on.  I peed 1/2 an hour ago and I have to pee again.  If I have socks on I can go all day without peeing (well, all day as in pee in the morning, then maybe pee once before bed.)  No socks, and I have to pee all the time.
 
2013-09-07 09:49:53 PM
As often as possible, hence the curtains.
 
2013-09-07 10:20:24 PM
Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...
 
2013-09-07 10:38:13 PM
This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.
 
2013-09-07 10:40:10 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worse offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.


THIS^

Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes.
 
2013-09-07 10:44:11 PM

Barnabus_Duke: Naked??? Only long enough for body cleansing and getting dressed. Now...Nekkid??? (Meaning you have no clothes on, and are up to something) Dammit...Been too damn long, Why you make an old man feel old?

/Damn you subbie
//callin a 1-900 number now...


If a 900 number is how you get your jollies, you ARE old!
 
2013-09-07 10:45:33 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This is a great time to say this-

I wear as little as possible as often as possible. The worst offender? Shoes. Fark shoes. I farking hate shoes. I wear shoes to work, in stores, and when I'm climbing. Otherwise, fark shoes.


FTFM

/worse/worst blahblahblah
 
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