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2013-09-07 04:57:11 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


Oh god my ex had a dachshund. Cute dog, but I farking hated sleeping with it, it would always root around and get in between us. That's one of the main reasons I broke it off. Girls who want to sleep with a dog in the bed are a huge turn off now.
 
2013-09-07 04:57:34 PM
I only wear clothes because I'm polite to others.
 
2013-09-07 04:57:38 PM
Just put on clothes... what's going on.  Oh, poll.... um.... for about 15-20 minutes at a time.  45 minutes if I've been drinking.
 
2013-09-07 05:00:43 PM
Not nearly enough now that I'm single.

Come to think of it, I can say the same about when I was married too...meh.
 
2013-09-07 05:01:00 PM
Wait, you people wear clothes sometimes?

/I may be doing this wrong
//or very, very right
///nah, it's probably wrong
 
2013-09-07 05:01:55 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)


Much better now, thank you!
 
2013-09-07 05:02:08 PM
Shower time. Occasionally I sleep that way, but more not than often because it hasn't helped my 19 month streak of zero action.
 
2013-09-07 05:02:45 PM
I'm only not naked when I leave the house.

/nudity laws suck
 
2013-09-07 05:02:51 PM
The majority of the time that I'm home.

/home
 
2013-09-07 05:04:03 PM
Often enough to have a police record. (I don't being on elementary school property helped either.)
 
2013-09-07 05:04:08 PM
Home alone or in a hotel room by myself? IT'S NAKED TIME!
 
2013-09-07 05:04:42 PM

phenn: Lor M. Ipsum: I wear socks in the shower

Business socks?


Business in the front and party in the back, Wait...What?
 
2013-09-07 05:04:53 PM
BIE?
 
2013-09-07 05:05:13 PM
Naked at home with the lady being naked as well. Only dressed when going out or working.
 
2013-09-07 05:05:39 PM
9-10 hours a day.
 
2013-09-07 05:07:38 PM
Do you hate pants?
 
2013-09-07 05:07:41 PM
According to the police, too often.
 
2013-09-07 05:08:34 PM
All the time.
 
2013-09-07 05:09:08 PM
Every day until my wife tells me to put some clothes on
 
2013-09-07 05:12:16 PM

EnderX: I always post on Fark while naked.

/I am posting this from my cellphone while riding the bus by the way.


Why did you have to sit next to me? There were like 10 empty seats.

Also you might way to have that mole looked at by a doctor.
 
2013-09-07 05:12:25 PM
More in the summer than in the winter. Michigan
 
2013-09-07 05:14:41 PM
It's probably easier for me to tell you when I'm NOT naked
 
2013-09-07 05:15:33 PM
Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me
 
2013-09-07 05:17:25 PM
Not as much as I should be since the roomate broke up with her BF and spends more time at home. When she wasnt around and my GF was in town it was game on! Nude in everyroom. Bit right now I'm topless. Been sick the past few days going from cold to hot bleh. Probably caught the roomates cooties she has been asleep on the couch for a few days. I'd think she was dead but I can hear her snore and the stank aint any worse.
 
2013-09-07 05:20:34 PM
8 hours a night between Egyptian cotton sheets and whenever I can get away with it during the day.
 
2013-09-07 05:23:12 PM

intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned
///FML
////Please kill me


I feel your pain brother. See my 19 months post.
 
2013-09-07 05:27:11 PM

megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!


I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!
 
2013-09-07 05:28:06 PM
Never.  Nudity is shameful.
 
2013-09-07 05:32:22 PM
static.tvfanatic.com

/...what I immediately thought of when I read the question
//why yes, I look just like Katee, except brunette & not currently in the tub
 
2013-09-07 05:35:12 PM

marius2: megarian: marius2: megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.

How you is? ;)

Much better now, thank you!

I didn't know my nudity had those sorts of healing powers, I should send WIE to everyone!


Yeah, the sight of my naked flesh has healing powers too. Of course, nowadays there's very few time your actually supposed to induce vomiting, so that's not working in my favor.
 
2013-09-07 05:35:47 PM
Counting sleep, shower, and sex... About 50% of the time, I guess.

wumpus: More in the summer than in the winter. Michigan


Are you kidding? Michigan winter is a great time to be naked! You can cuddle under a few layers of blankets and hold off the cold with toasty warmth. Blankets do not count as clothing.
 
2013-09-07 05:36:28 PM

gunsmack: socially inept was taken: Now, I have this weird thing going on that when I look at the log-ins I picture that person sitting starkers in front of their computer.  Fortunately, most of you men have conveniently placed lap tops.

except you...

Posting from my phone, baby!


Still covered...
 
2013-09-07 05:38:35 PM
6+ hours a day. I sleep in the nude.
 
2013-09-07 05:39:59 PM
Get on TC and see hahahaa
 
2013-09-07 05:40:54 PM

CatherineM: Maybe a few hours a day. Unless I'm at the nudist resort, then it's all day.. because clothing is not allowed, obvs


Not even in the top 97.....ok
 
2013-09-07 05:42:30 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


My bulldog girl will lick my sleepin' sweat pants right dere, too.

What drives me nuts is the two dogs that hafta have doggie tush touching Da Hooman.  Hooman rolls on his side because his knees hurt.  Dog(s) take up the space.  Now da Hooman can't roll back without crushing canines.

No matter that I have queen sized bed.  I get about a foot and half of it to use.
 
2013-09-07 05:42:41 PM
The usual, showering and sex time, but also when we are at the subdivision pool down the street, if no one else is there while I am swimming laps my wife is sure to yank down my suit at some point in the swim.
 
2013-09-07 05:43:22 PM

Paper-Pusher: I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in. He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.


So, if I read this right, you woke up because your dachshund started sleeping in your boxers and buried his nose in your nether regions?
 
2013-09-07 05:47:50 PM
I only put on clothes when I leave the house. I love being naked. I've modeled for art classes, been nude on stage in two different plays, and spent many a day at the nude beach.
 
2013-09-07 05:48:51 PM
Sex and showering are pretty much the only times I'm completely naked for any length of time. I prefer to have some clothes on.
 
2013-09-07 05:49:03 PM
I hate the heat, so there's a good chance that I'm nekkid...
/Phoenix, AZ
 
2013-09-07 05:49:18 PM
Depends if I'm strutting like a boss from the working shower into the main bedroom, which is across the dwelling, in view of the two main windows facing the outside common area.  Also depends how light it is outside and if I left the blinds slatted slightly open or not.  Also if the cat is being meowy and I am chasing him while hunched over hands in the air like claws.  Cuz that goes quicker across the front room.
 
2013-09-07 05:57:09 PM

intotheabyss81: Only when I take a shower......unfortunately.


/Married
//Friendzoned

///FML
////Please kill me



Huh...you can be freindzoned in marriage. Learn something every day.
 
2013-09-07 05:57:19 PM
NOT ENOUGH
 
2013-09-07 06:00:15 PM
The entire time I am at home.  So, I am naked for most of the day.
N  A  K  E  D  !
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2013-09-07 06:03:02 PM
img.docstoccdn.com
 
2013-09-07 06:03:19 PM

Skyday: Get on TC and see hahahaa


Lulz. I thought if you showed up, your answer would be something along these lines.
 
2013-09-07 06:04:48 PM
If I'm at home, I'm pretty much bare-ass during the warm months.

I'm looking to move in the next 6 months, though, and I'm looking for a house to rent that's not so drafty, and (hopefully) has a somewhat secluded back porch so I don't have to get dressed to enjoy the occasional smokey treat.
 
2013-09-07 06:05:07 PM
This thread is useless without.... oh wait.....

ewww do not want to see farkers naked!
 
2013-09-07 06:06:29 PM
lifefeed.net
 
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