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433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 02:32:16 PM
Thank you, marius2, for the assistance I required.  Your cock is amazing and gazely.  While the smiley face is cleverly drawn on, what are the wings for?

Will someone else please help me picture them naked?
 
2013-09-07 02:35:04 PM
A more telling question: How often am I wearing clothes?
 
2013-09-07 02:38:42 PM

433:  what are the wings for?


To take you to heaven, of course.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-07 02:42:52 PM

marius2: 433:  what are the wings for?
To take you to heaven, of course.


LOL
 
2013-09-07 03:10:45 PM
Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?
 
2013-09-07 03:11:17 PM

Al_Ed: Until my order of Fresh Ballstm arrives, what choice do I have?


I hope you put down a towel.
 
2013-09-07 03:22:50 PM
Depends on who you ask. Me? Not nearly often enough. Other people that have seen me naked? Well...let's just say that they'd like to see me all dressed up, as often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 03:43:46 PM
12.4 hours per day.
 
2013-09-07 03:50:38 PM
I am always naked under my clothes.
 
2013-09-07 04:00:13 PM
The most boring greenlit TFD ever. This thread needs a lot more to regret.
 
2013-09-07 04:17:59 PM
fivethingsblog.files.wordpress.com
As we speak
 
2013-09-07 04:32:31 PM
As often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 04:32:56 PM
not enough
 
2013-09-07 04:33:20 PM
The real question is how often am i NOT naked.
 
2013-09-07 04:35:03 PM

robinmi: I'm a never-nude.


There are literally dozens of us!
 
2013-09-07 04:35:24 PM
Only when having sex ad showering. I would sleep nude but I'm paranoid one of the cats will chew my balls off during the night
 
2013-09-07 04:36:21 PM

Kittypie070: Ah sleep with only mah fur on.

I'm a cat, dumbasses, whaddya expect?


Oh boy
 
2013-09-07 04:36:34 PM
I'm naked right now. Stumbled out of bed at 1 pm with the intention of checking my email and taking a shower and haven't moved since. Nasty farking hangover is keeping me from getting anything done.
 
2013-09-07 04:36:39 PM
With my IQ of 42, I'm missing the point of this survey.  There is no answer with a frequency greater than "daily".
 
2013-09-07 04:37:07 PM
Not often enough.

/or perhaps to often
//depends on who you ask
 
2013-09-07 04:39:26 PM
Whenever I shower. So, rarely.
 
2013-09-07 04:40:34 PM
I used to sleep naked.  Then the dog moved in.  He loves to get in between wife and I under the covers.  As he's a dachshund, he doesn't take up much space but he has a habit of trying to snuggle in close.  I woke up once very quickly as he tried to bury his cold nose somewhere it didn't belong and started sleeping in my boxers.  The wife laughed at me and said "oh, that never happens to me" and continued sleeping naked for a couple of weeks.  Then one night she was treated to the same invasion and now she also sleeps in a pair of my boxers.
 
2013-09-07 04:40:56 PM
Everyday. I generally wear as little clothing as weather/society will permit.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:03 PM
I always post on Fark while naked.

/I am posting this from my cellphone while riding the bus by the way.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:11 PM
I'm usually naked during work hours and especially on conference calls.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:37 PM

Paper-Pusher: he's a dachshund


i392.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 04:43:58 PM
Actually, almost never.  Basically when I am in the shower, or putting lotion on immediately thereafter.  And when having sex.  That's pretty much it.

My fiance, on the other hand, would just be naked all the time if he could.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:09 PM

marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.


O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:18 PM
At least once a day.
 
2013-09-07 04:45:36 PM
Less often now that I have roommates.  I hate having to wear a bathrobe to get my morning coffee
 
2013-09-07 04:45:53 PM

Smoking GNU: The real question is how often am i NOT naked.


What is this "NOT naked:" of which you speak so highly?
 
2013-09-07 04:46:58 PM
A related question, how many of you sleep naked?
 
2013-09-07 04:47:07 PM
As often as possible.
 
2013-09-07 04:47:39 PM
Never:

http://www.rustyzipper.com/pics/122750L.jpg
 
2013-09-07 04:49:31 PM
Green?!? WTF?
 
2013-09-07 04:49:35 PM
Whenever I can get away with it
 
2013-09-07 04:49:49 PM
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 04:50:58 PM
9-10 hours at night in bed, and another hour during shower time.

11 hours of naked.

/sleeping naked is damn comfy
 
2013-09-07 04:50:59 PM

megarian: marius2: It's usually a safe bet that I am.

O_O

Excellent. Excellent. My plan is working.


How you is? ;)
 
2013-09-07 04:51:03 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


I stopped doing that after the Northridge earthquake.
 
2013-09-07 04:51:09 PM
Never.
 
2013-09-07 04:51:49 PM
I wear socks around the house to keep my feet warm, but that's about it.  I only put clothes on when I absolutely have to.
 
2013-09-07 04:52:06 PM
la.guestofaguest.com
 
2013-09-07 04:52:44 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


I have ever since I got married. Too inconvenient to bother taking clothes off for sexy time, or putting them back on afterwards.
 
2013-09-07 04:53:41 PM

HumbertoEcho:


Thank you.

/farking mobile
 
2013-09-07 04:53:45 PM
When I'm showering or having sex, provided my boyfriend and aren't having a barely-dressed quickie or something.  Otherwise, I've got clothes on all the time.  I don't care if other people are nude 24/7....it's just not for me.

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


Not me.  I have a fear of the house catching fire, and I'm scrambling around trying to find something to put on and I end up dying in the raging inferno.  After sexytimes with the boyfriend, I'll put a pair of underwear and a t-shirt on.  If I need to flee from the house with barely enough time to register that I have to flee, I don't want to spend that time hurriedly dressing.  I'm too much of a planner for that.
 
2013-09-07 04:55:08 PM

Earguy: Telecommuting is awesome, just saying. And you may not want to sit in that chair.


If you do sit in that chair, you may have an epic Fark thread on your hands.

Cue Ballsack Conundrum in 3, 2, 1...
 
2013-09-07 04:55:31 PM
How often would you like me to be naked?

s8.favim.com
 
2013-09-07 04:56:38 PM

freak7: A related question, how many of you sleep naked?


Depends on whether or nor I'm alone.

If someone else is in the bed with me, there's no way in hell I'm wearing clothes. Otherwise, it's a coin flip.
 
2013-09-07 04:56:54 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: I wear socks in the shower


Business socks?
 
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