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(Slate)   "What do you buy the children of the terrorist who tried to kill your wife?" Well, kids these days seem to be into My Little Pony and whatever Ben 10 is   (slate.com) divider line 20
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2013-09-07 03:12:11 PM
3 votes:
derpicdn.net
2013-09-07 02:05:06 PM
3 votes:
Toys for Terror

Baby's First Jihad.

Wubbles. Wubbles wobble and then fall to pieces. Just like real victims of terrorism.

Any of the thousands of life-like and remarkably exact toy weapons made by American toymakers such as Mattel (the Russians use model kits and toys to steal military secrets from the USA--why do toys hate America?)
Ka-Boom! The game for the whole famly.

Exploding race cars (they got the idea from Mattel--we had those as kids)

Real suicide bombs. (You can only use them once but most toys are only played with once before they break.)
2013-09-07 01:29:02 PM
3 votes:
Maybe a chemistry set.

/so they'll appreciate the sciences, moran
2013-09-07 02:37:39 PM
2 votes:
You can buy them these!

Easy Jihad Oven
Shwarma flavored bubble gum
Bacon
My Little Camel coloring book
Arab Spring slinky toy
Poster of Justin Habiber
Dead Sea Tupperware set

Also try these DVDs!
Malcolm in the Middle East
Turbanator 2:  Fatwa Day
Disney's Aladdin
Allah My Children
American Idolator
The Last of the Mohammeds
Talibananas in Pajamas
2013-09-07 01:40:00 PM
2 votes:
Also popular:
americandigest.org
2013-09-07 10:55:15 PM
1 votes:
www.bam-pow.com
2013-09-07 10:34:36 PM
1 votes:
fc05.deviantart.net
2013-09-07 10:18:32 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com
TERTIARY-COLORS-ARE-SUPREME!
2013-09-07 08:36:38 PM
1 votes:

RY28: LowbrowDeluxe: LowbrowDeluxe: Kumana Wanalaia: brantgoose: I am a big fan of cartoons

There was a cartoon in the 80s which featured a group of kids (possibly a band) who got pulled into a cartoon world where they had a flying car.

Any idea what the show was called?

Kidd Video

"WELCOME TO THE FLIPSIDE!"

Also, the intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSI8QTJBk4

That was awful !


It helps if you're six years old.
2013-09-07 07:32:51 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon: Why not both?
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Why not indeed.  Ben 10 and Twilight Sparkle as voiced by the same Jewish Canadian MILF.
2013-09-07 03:40:22 PM
1 votes:
Why not both?
fc07.deviantart.net
2013-09-07 02:13:44 PM
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Kumana Wanalaia: brantgoose: I am a big fan of cartoons

There was a cartoon in the 80s which featured a group of kids (possibly a band) who got pulled into a cartoon world where they had a flying car.

Any idea what the show was called?

Kidd Video

"WELCOME TO THE FLIPSIDE!"


Awesome, thank you.

Please accept this internet as a token of my gratitude.
2013-09-07 02:11:13 PM
1 votes:
Sidenote: I developed a fetish for pixies in leg-warmers because of that show.  And the 80's in general, I guess.  But it was pretty specific here.
2013-09-07 02:00:11 PM
1 votes:
I am a big fan of cartoons and ten to keep up on what the kids are watching even if I don't.

Ben 10 is a little boy who fights evil thanks to his ability to turn into 10 different aliens (adult aliens, I assume).

He does not turn into 9 kinds, he does not turn in 11 kids. That's why little Ben is called Ben 10. Besides Benton is too old for a little boy.

Somehow his power to turn into aliens has mutated into the power to turn into several cartoon and life action shows with completely different Bens. I assume the producers will stop at ten of these.

I don't watch these shows, but I probably could. They don't seem extra-dumb and trashy.
2013-09-07 01:58:49 PM
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: and a pound of bacon?


One does not gift bacon. It is far to precious.
2013-09-07 01:52:59 PM
1 votes:
A picture of Mohammed and a pound of bacon?

A dildo so they can fark off?

Nothing?
2013-09-07 01:51:02 PM
1 votes:

rkiller1: A buddy just came back from Israel and was surprised Jerusalem was the same size as a large outdoor shopping mall.


That's one of the things that shocks people when they visit Israel. Sometimes they go crazy (especially evangelical Christians raised on the Bible). This is called Jerusalem Syndrome.

It's a combination of awe, disappointment and shock: you see men and women with machine guns hanging around corners in Bethlehem, you realize that the gigantic world religion started in a closet, you see all the trappings of modern life including malls smaller than Jerusalem and off you go, thinking you are Jesus or Moses or possibly the Prophet Moe, who is a little known namesake of the Great Prophet who is little known because his book in the Bible was so small they accidentally left it out of the Final Edition.
2013-09-07 01:43:23 PM
1 votes:
A unibomber style package that will assplode when he does to open it?
2013-09-07 01:33:54 PM
1 votes:
Drum set.
2013-09-07 01:32:51 PM
1 votes:
A buddy just came back from Israel and was surprised Jerusalem was the same size as a large outdoor shopping mall.
 
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