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(TMZ)   How bad was Lamar Odom's cocaine addiction? His own dealer cut him off and said he needed to get help   (tmz.com) divider line 57
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2013-09-07 07:52:54 AM
At least Lamar finally found something he's good at.
 
2013-09-07 11:10:53 AM
That's one dumb-ass salesman.
 
2013-09-07 11:56:33 AM
No surprise ... the dealer wasn't really concerned about Lamar's welfare.  He was worried about his own ass -- scared Lamar could die and authorities would come down on him.

Yep.....
 
2013-09-07 01:23:50 PM
Someone needs to introduce Lamar to Charlie.
 
2013-09-07 01:28:24 PM
What was this Lamar Odom famous for before all this cocaine stuff? Did he screw a Kardashian or something?
 
2013-09-07 01:28:43 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: That's one dumb-ass salesman.


No, you want to keep'em alive so he'll keep buying.  He's actually one of the smart drug dealers.
 
2013-09-07 01:29:13 PM
I think anyone who dates or marries a freakin' Kardashian should be encouraged to to have a raging drug habit.  It's got to be the only way to deal with those pieces of shiat.
 
2013-09-07 01:30:24 PM
24.media.tumblr.com



"......what that 'crack is whack' bullshiat from Whitney was all about."
 
2013-09-07 01:30:48 PM
If everyone associated with that family would die it would be SO great.
 
2013-09-07 01:30:53 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: What was this Lamar Odom famous for before all this cocaine stuff? Did he screw a Kardashian or something?


Won two NBA titles. Then he married a Kardashian and through a chain of events, Jerry Buss is dead.
 
2013-09-07 01:31:06 PM
To be fair, someone his size with a fairly high metabolism is going to go through more than your average sized guy. Having plenty of spare cash and nothing to do doesn't help.
 
2013-09-07 01:33:47 PM
Why am I not surprised TMZ has sources close to crack dealers?
 
2013-09-07 01:34:43 PM
You can't spell "Odom" without OD.
 
2013-09-07 01:37:29 PM
it's all in the script
 
2013-09-07 01:43:04 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: You can't spell "Odom" without OD.


And an epitaph is written.
 
2013-09-07 01:57:34 PM
Cause black guys have big noses,

Amidionitrite?
 
2013-09-07 02:11:14 PM
Has any coke dealer to stars been busted? I know Carrol O'Connor named his son's dealer but that about it.

/coke dealer to judges and pol's has its advantages...
 
2013-09-07 02:19:40 PM
basemetal: No surprise ... the dealer wasn't really concerned about Lamar's welfare. He was worried about his own ass -- scared Lamar could die and authorities would come down on him. Yep.....

Might very well be. But he's also 6'10" tall and upwards of 300 pounds since he's quit playing. How would you like someone like that showing up at your house several times a day, all wild eyes and saying "gimme some crack".
 
2013-09-07 02:23:39 PM
I got a sizable settlement some years ago. To celebrate I went to a buddy to buy an eightball. He made a joke about Mr. Moneybags partying like a rich guy. I jokingly said 'yeah, just cut me off before it's all gone'. He got dead serious and said 'Coke is business. If you're dumb enough to spend it all, I'll take it.'
That was the first and last coke I bought with my settlement money.
 
2013-09-07 02:23:41 PM
Subby, Crack =! Cocaine
 
2013-09-07 02:28:29 PM
varmitydog:
Might very well be. But he's also 6'10" tall and upwards of 300 pounds since he's quit playing. How would you like someone like that showing up at your house several times a day, all wild eyes and saying "gimme some crack".

And that's exactly why I couldn't be a drug dealer. I've actually thought of this.
 
2013-09-07 02:35:48 PM
Again: Dealers don't talk to the press so how exactly did this story get to TMZ?

You guessed it: The Kardashians are making up shiat and feeding it to TMZ.
 
2013-09-07 02:36:19 PM

basemetal: No surprise ... the dealer wasn't really concerned about Lamar's welfare.  He was worried about his own ass -- scared Lamar could die and authorities would come down on him.

Yep.....


IIRC, the Baltimore PD belatedly went after Baltimore's drug dealers after Len Bias OD'ed.  Probably a wise decision by the dealer.
 
2013-09-07 02:41:18 PM

LeroyBourne: Benevolent Misanthrope: That's one dumb-ass salesman.

No, you want to keep'em alive so he'll keep buying.  He's actually one of the smart drug dealers.


No you keep 'em alive and addicted so he'll keep buying.  You don't send him to rehab.
 
2013-09-07 02:48:03 PM

redsquid: I got a sizable settlement some years ago. To celebrate I went to a buddy to buy an eightball. He made a joke about Mr. Moneybags partying like a rich guy. I jokingly said 'yeah, just cut me off before it's all gone'. He got dead serious and said 'Coke is business. If you're dumb enough to spend it all, I'll take it.'
That was the first and last coke I bought with my settlement money.


I did not realize that an 8 ball was partying like a rich guy.
 
2013-09-07 02:49:00 PM
who?
 
2013-09-07 03:01:25 PM

FooDog: Subby, Crack =! Cocaine


Umm.  Yes.  Crack = Cocaine
 
2013-09-07 03:01:33 PM
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

"Dat shiat gonna render you null and void."
 
2013-09-07 03:14:18 PM
LOL addict

On June 29, 2006, Odom's 6½-month-old infant son Jayden died from SIDS while sleeping in his crib in New York

His on-court struggles followed a tumultuous offseason during which one of his cousins died after being shot. Shortly thereafter, Odom was a passenger in an SUV that was involved in an accident that killed a teenage cyclist.
'I'm sitting in the car looking him right in the face. I'm like: "I think he's gone".'
 
2013-09-07 03:28:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-07 03:58:20 PM
I had a neighbor once whose company got bought out and he scored a huge pile of cash. Very smart dude, but got into crack for some reason. He burned 75k in cash, and another 40k or so off a home equity loan, a loan he got just for crack. His wife had no idea until he, and their finances, were completely gone. I heard a noise under my office one night and went outside to look in the crawlspace, and he was in there cooking crack in a soup ladle, looking just insane. The whole neighborhood was so relieved when they finally moved. 100k + in less than a year. Wow.
 
2013-09-07 04:25:47 PM

JolobinSmokin: Cause black guys have big noses,

Amidionitrite?


It's "amidoinitrite"
 
2013-09-07 04:52:47 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: LeroyBourne: Benevolent Misanthrope: That's one dumb-ass salesman.

No, you want to keep'em alive so he'll keep buying.  He's actually one of the smart drug dealers.

No you keep 'em alive and addicted so he'll keep buying.  You don't send him to rehab.


Most people don't stay clean after their first stint in rehab. Too lazy to look it up, but I think it takes the average recovering addict three tries to get their shiat together.
 
2013-09-07 05:15:46 PM

hundreddollarman:


Leaves mostly satisfied
 
2013-09-07 05:19:59 PM

Peepeye: JolobinSmokin: Cause black guys have big noses,

Amidionitrite?

It's "amidoinitrite"


"Amidoinitrite"? Is that something you have to free-base?
 
2013-09-07 05:58:39 PM
Who the fark still does crack? Someone needs to tell Lamar about meth.
 
2013-09-07 06:09:29 PM

LewDux: LOL addict

On June 29, 2006, Odom's 6½-month-old infant son Jayden died from SIDS while sleeping in his crib in New York

His on-court struggles followed a tumultuous offseason during which one of his cousins died after being shot. Shortly thereafter, Odom was a passenger in an SUV that was involved in an accident that killed a teenage cyclist.
'I'm sitting in the car looking him right in the face. I'm like: "I think he's gone".'


Whelp that's pretty farking depressing. Thank god TMZ can get some page clicks from it though.
 
2013-09-07 06:26:05 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: That's one dumb-ass salesman.


It's hard to sell to a dead guy.
 
2013-09-07 06:43:22 PM

TheJoe03: Who the fark still does crack? Someone needs to tell Lamar about meth.


My best friends widow is smoking meth. Incredibly sad to watch her circle the drain. Tried helping her, but she's too stubborn. Wouldn't wish that shiat on my worst enemy.
 
2013-09-07 06:51:13 PM
I had no idea so many farkers had such close ties to drugs.
 
2013-09-07 07:06:32 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 07:39:12 PM

JolobinSmokin: Cause black guys have big noses,

Amidionitrite?


www.mrboll.com

Yea, that's why it's called a roman nose, because they're black guys.
 
2013-09-07 07:39:57 PM

Trocadero: The My Little Pony Killer: What was this Lamar Odom famous for before all this cocaine stuff? Did he screw a Kardashian or something?

Won two NBA titles. Then he married a Kardashian and through a chain of events, Jerry Buss is dead.


Oh, and don't forget his illustrious month or two at UNLV, or the year he spent playing video games, smoking pot and losing in the first round at URI.
 
2013-09-07 07:46:58 PM

Hz so good: My best friends widow is smoking meth. Incredibly sad to watch her circle the drain. Tried helping her, but she's too stubborn. Wouldn't wish that shiat on my worst enemy.


Meth does a great job of controling your life, a cheaper and longer lasting cocaine. Hopefully she doesn't totally reaches a point of no return and can get some help.
 
2013-09-07 08:05:41 PM

MNguy: FooDog: Subby, Crack =! Cocaine

Umm.  Yes.  Crack = Cocaine


Have you done either coke or crack? On top of the effects, the whole scene is different. Crackheads buy crack. Your boss could use coke and youd never know. While technically cocaine, crack is a different beast.

/crack sucks, coke is alright
//really chipping on meth is better
 
2013-09-07 08:52:29 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: That's one dumb-ass salesman.


Not really: a drug dealer would rather have a live millionaire customer than a dead one.

Unfortunately, cutting a big fish addict off often leads to an overdose as the addict has to find another dealer or dealers.  John Belushi being a good example.
 
2013-09-07 08:58:37 PM

TheJoe03: Hz so good: My best friends widow is smoking meth. Incredibly sad to watch her circle the drain. Tried helping her, but she's too stubborn. Wouldn't wish that shiat on my worst enemy.

Meth does a great job of controling your life, a cheaper and longer lasting cocaine. Hopefully she doesn't totally reaches a point of no return and can get some help.


Sadly, it's going to take hitting rock bottom to wake her up. All we can do is take the children under our wings, watch the trainwreck happen in slow motion, then figure out how to put the pieces back together after it's all over.
 
2013-09-07 09:16:12 PM
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I think the only people who care about this stupid shiat are the dumb asses that watch reality tv.
 
2013-09-07 09:23:28 PM

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I think the only people who care about this stupid shiat are the dumb asses that watch reality tv.


You cared enough to not only make this comment, but also link that oh so original meme.
 
2013-09-07 09:28:17 PM

CWeinerWV: AbiNormal: [www.funtroll.com image 400x300]

I think the only people who care about this stupid shiat are the dumb asses that watch reality tv.

You cared enough to not only make this comment, but also link that oh so original meme.


This is Fark. Tired old memes are mandatory, just look at the headlines.
 
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