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(ESPN)   Gold D'ohmers in the Big House, Darth Visor vs. St Richhht, Buffs 'n Bears, even an in-state rumble on the tip of 'Merica's Wang. And Maine at Mass in a game no one south of UConn will understand. Lots more to see and snark on - it's your CFB thread   (sports-ak.espn.go.com ) divider line
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2013-09-07 07:05:44 PM  
TD UGA!!!
 
2013-09-07 07:05:52 PM  
Big TD, Georgia
 
2013-09-07 07:06:01 PM  
Better rep the school I'm at my Ph.D for:

www.unt.edu
 
2013-09-07 07:06:15 PM  
Rolled right at Clownshoes and threw a TD.  Let the ???s start.
 
2013-09-07 07:06:30 PM  
Gurley's first receiving TOUCHDOWN


i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-07 07:06:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?


It means s/he's drunk
 
2013-09-07 07:08:27 PM  
South Carolina to the Georgia 5
 
2013-09-07 07:08:37 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?


PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2
 
2013-09-07 07:09:08 PM  

robsul82: South Carolina to the Georgia 5


SEC defenses sure suck.
 
2013-09-07 07:09:49 PM  
Here we go Georgia blows it in the 4th
 
2013-09-07 07:10:09 PM  

FrancoFile: Brokenseas: Well, I tried to watch a couple of college games.  What boring, one-sided routes.  I deleted both of them (Penn State game and the Oregon one) from my PVR before halftimes.  College football is big business in the USA right?  Why the hell haven't the TV networks forced the schools to play more balanced schedules yet?  I'm only going to record games between ranked opponents from here on in.

Thank God for the Canadian Football League and the BC/Hamilton game.  :)

Tickets and alumni contributions are still more important than TV revenues for the college game.  These lopsided contests at the beginning of the season? The big schools actually pay the patsies several millions dollars to travel there, just so they can fill up the stadium.  Ohio State this season has 7 home games, 5 away.  More than 100,000 at the OSU stadium * $80 per person, plus concessions, plus parking, plus etc.


But OSU will get that 100,000 gate regardless of who their opponent is.  And an $8,000,000 gate for a patsy game would be dwarfed by ABC paying for the ratings for another big, hyped game against a competent opponent.

It's kind of a prisoner's dilemma.  If every school played 6 home / 6 away games in a balanced schedule, I bet the TV ratings and revenue would skyrocket.  But the only way to get there would be to force the schools to do this, because they make too much money right now playing the cupcakes.
 
2013-09-07 07:10:22 PM  
Sure we might be stockpiling RB talent, but none of these guys are anywhere near Taiwan Jones.

TD Eagles!
 
2013-09-07 07:11:57 PM  

PluckYew: steamingpile: PluckYew: WTF FOX? WHAR Erin Andrews WHAR?

Good jorb getting rid of Joey Harrington but who's the deuce hosting?

It was Erin Andrews last week and she's farking horrible hosting then trying to talk sports, she doesn't know shiat and is useless with her clothes on.

Like I care how she is as a host.  I just need something to switch to when USC/UGA goes to commercial and I don't want to see 3 swingin' dicks no matter how much they know.


If I want to see clothed women I can just look outside, as long as she's clothed I don't care what she's says or does.
 
2013-09-07 07:12:20 PM  

Brokenseas: And an $8,000,000 gate for a patsy game would be dwarfed by ABC paying for the ratings for another big, hyped game against a competent opponent.


ABC doesn't pay them for it. They pay conferences.

/and I'd rather they not cut the cupcakes out since all of the fans of other schools would have the football programs cut, basically
 
2013-09-07 07:13:19 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?


She's mad because UF stunk up place today
 
2013-09-07 07:13:26 PM  
TD South Carooooolina
 
2013-09-07 07:13:37 PM  
Cocks stuff it in.
 
2013-09-07 07:13:39 PM  
Ooooh, didn't think the USC back would get in on that option.
 
2013-09-07 07:14:03 PM  
LOL
 
2013-09-07 07:14:17 PM  
XP wide left

34-30 Georgia, 13:55 4th
 
2013-09-07 07:14:21 PM  
Nice XP fail.
 
2013-09-07 07:17:13 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.


mimg.ugo.com

/My "Still Undefeated" shirt looks to be rendered invalid already
 
2013-09-07 07:17:26 PM  
What.....the.....fark......was.....that......OU?
 
2013-09-07 07:17:30 PM  

elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?

PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2


I'm working on the drunk part. My school will go 8-5 this year. If we can't beat an unranked Miami away, we have exactly zero chances in Columbia and Baton Rouge. That being said, I can't bring myself to care about goddamned Stetson or whatever a Florida Tech is.
 
2013-09-07 07:17:36 PM  
Hey, look, I can't watch Oregon State on TV again.*

Thank you, Charter!

*Not that I'd want to after last week.
 
2013-09-07 07:17:58 PM  
Not well-known: North Texas' nickname comes at least partially inspired by their best-known alumnus.
 
2013-09-07 07:18:53 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Not well-known: North Texas' nickname comes at least partially inspired by their best-known alumnus.


Odd, same as UT.
 
2013-09-07 07:20:40 PM  
TD BULLDAWGS!
 
2013-09-07 07:20:41 PM  

puffy999: *Not that I'd want to after last week.


Well, Hawaii isn't nearly as good as EWU, so you have that going for you.

/also, EWU probably never would've gotten a stop if you guys had figured out "oh hey, we have TWO 6'6"+, 260+ TEs and no one on their team has any prayer of covering them
//TD EWU! 15-0, 6 minutes into the game (two point conversion on apparently a fake XP, but probably just another crappy execution on one
 
2013-09-07 07:20:51 PM  
That guy is fast.
 
2013-09-07 07:20:54 PM  
Wiiiiiiiiiiiide open, TD Georgia
 
2013-09-07 07:20:54 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: What.....the.....fark......was.....that......OU?


Bad play

Good play

Bad play

Could be a long game if they keep this up
 
2013-09-07 07:20:58 PM  
What's the point of having Clowney chase a QB out of the pocket if the secondary won't bother to cover anyone?
 
2013-09-07 07:21:56 PM  
DAGRON DAWGS!!
 
2013-09-07 07:22:22 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?

PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2

I'm working on the drunk part. My school will go 8-5 this year. If we can't beat an unranked Miami away, we have exactly zero chances in Columbia and Baton Rouge. That being said, I can't bring myself to care about goddamned Stetson or whatever a Florida Tech is.


Well at least you can say you gave the world Tim Tebow.  So uh... there's that.
 
2013-09-07 07:22:47 PM  
Gawd, this town is going to be insufferable Monday.
 
2013-09-07 07:23:17 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?

PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2

I'm working on the drunk part. My school will go 8-5 this year. If we can't beat an unranked Miami away, we have exactly zero chances in Columbia and Baton Rouge. That being said, I can't bring myself to care about goddamned Stetson or whatever a Florida Tech is.


Florida looks to get smoked by UGA as well going by UFs performance today as well.
 
2013-09-07 07:23:24 PM  
LOOOONG TOUCHDOWN


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-07 07:24:07 PM  
I wish Gus was doing NFL games. Also ND is delaying the rivalry? Asses.
 
2013-09-07 07:24:23 PM  

elguerodiablo: TheDumbBlonde: elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?

PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2

I'm working on the drunk part. My school will go 8-5 this year. If we can't beat an unranked Miami away, we have exactly zero chances in Columbia and Baton Rouge. That being said, I can't bring myself to care about goddamned Stetson or whatever a Florida Tech is.

Well at least you can say you gave the world Tim Tebow.  So uh... there's that.


You know, you're beginning to piss me off, and I sorta like that. Asshole. :)
 
2013-09-07 07:25:49 PM  

steamingpile: TheDumbBlonde: elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: TheDumbBlonde: ds_4815: Florida Tech's first-ever football game just kicked off against Stetson! Link

And no farks were cared that day.

What does that even mean? That sentence doesn't even parse. How does one care a fark?

PluckYew: Blondie, after that loss didn't expect to see you here today.  Thought you'd be drunk.


2+2

I'm working on the drunk part. My school will go 8-5 this year. If we can't beat an unranked Miami away, we have exactly zero chances in Columbia and Baton Rouge. That being said, I can't bring myself to care about goddamned Stetson or whatever a Florida Tech is.

Florida looks to get smoked by UGA as well going by UFs performance today as well.


The 8-5 included a UGA loss. I'm optimistic like that.
 
2013-09-07 07:25:53 PM  

puffy999: Hey, look, I can't watch Oregon State on TV again.*

Thank you, Charter!

*Not that I'd want to after last week.


The QB for Hawaii is about as mobile as a statue, so hopefully the Beavers can cover  him
 
2013-09-07 07:26:09 PM  
Well, that was nearly disastrous.
 
2013-09-07 07:26:29 PM  

stilted: 7th Son of a 7th Son: What.....the.....fark......was.....that......OU?

Bad play

Good play

Bad play

Could be a long game if they keep this up


Yep....long game
 
2013-09-07 07:28:55 PM  

orange storm: The QB for Hawaii is about as mobile as a statue, so hopefully the Beavers can cover  him


I was just going to go with "Hawaii has zero Vernon Adamses on their team, so Oregon State will be fine."
 
2013-09-07 07:29:38 PM  
Hmm.  I could go to the end of the UGA game, or I could listen to Gus Mothafarkin Johnson on Fox.
 
2013-09-07 07:30:14 PM  
BALL SO HARD

Convert on 3rd and 11, then a TD

Vernon Adams, last 7 quarters:

15 TD
3 FG
1 stop
 
2013-09-07 07:30:59 PM  

FriarReb98: Hmm.  I could go to the end of the UGA game, or I could listen to Gus Mothafarkin Johnson on Fox.


This game is going to end 70-68.
 
2013-09-07 07:31:37 PM  
4th and a Favre, South Carolina
 
2013-09-07 07:31:46 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Gawd, this town is going to be insufferable Monday.


Don't worry, Georgia still has a chance to blow it.
 
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