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(Sun Sentinel)   If your psychic tells you she is dictating messages to you from beyond the grave that come from Colin Powell and Brad Pitt, you may want to do a little research before forking over the cash   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 37
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2013-09-07 12:55:09 PM  
Oh, so you're telling me Brad Pitt and Colin Powell can't communicate beyond the grave despite the fact they're still alive?  You vastly underestimate their powers.
 
2013-09-07 01:06:53 PM  
Is this trial still going on?

/in other news, I need to find a rich gullible person that I can leech off for $1M a year.
 
2013-09-07 01:08:28 PM  
Yes, you need to make sure you're dealing with a "genuine" psychic, and not one of those "fake" ones.
 
2013-09-07 01:09:14 PM  
If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.
 
2013-09-07 01:09:41 PM  
I just love the ankle jewelery. Where can I get me some?
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2013-09-07 01:10:06 PM  
If you  havea psychic, you might want to do a little research.
 
2013-09-07 01:12:41 PM  
My psychic told me I'd meet a girl with an ass like Serena, your Honor.
 
2013-09-07 01:14:22 PM  
Well, Powell's public career is over and Pitt is married to a psycho, so it's an easy mistake to make.
 
2013-09-07 01:14:42 PM  
She at least could have said the messages were from Abe Vigoda or something.
 
2013-09-07 01:14:52 PM  
fark you all! Magic is REAL! It's still real to me god damn it!!!
 
2013-09-07 01:16:26 PM  
Maybe this is how Powell got all that information about WMDs he gave to the UN -- from a psychic
 
2013-09-07 01:19:33 PM  
I'm sure there was a cemetery somewhere between her and Pitt or Powell.
 
2013-09-07 01:21:51 PM  
Headline you'll never see.

Psychic wins mega lottery.
 
2013-09-07 01:22:02 PM  
Oh, Subby. Colin Powell and Brad Pitt are still walking around, but they are dead inside. I think a couple previous posts were trying to say that but just couldn't spit it out in those words.

You see real psychics have a hard time remembering who is alive and who isn't. They get mixed up easily. Like that guy in the Sixth Sense.
 
2013-09-07 01:23:10 PM  
Well, if she knew you were dumb enough to believe that she was receiving beyond the grave messages from Colin Powell and Brad Pitt and you still paid her, she might have been psychic enough to know that you were a dumb fark who could be easily scammed.
 
2013-09-07 01:26:10 PM  
Shoulda stuck with the real Paul McCartney.
 
2013-09-07 01:28:05 PM  
A Fark without "Florida" is like a day without sunshine.
 
2013-09-07 01:28:34 PM  

Deep Contact: Headline you'll never see.

Psychic wins mega lottery.


The answer to that is some bullshiat about not wanting to draw too much attention and get experimented on by the government. Yeah, I know.
 
2013-09-07 01:30:34 PM  
So not only are they speaking from beyond the grave, they're speaking from the future!

That costs extra, of course.
 
2013-09-07 01:34:52 PM  
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2013-09-07 02:06:07 PM  
Well I would say this psychic was completely lousy at the cold reading thing.
 
2013-09-07 02:15:41 PM  

Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.


All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.
 
2013-09-07 02:42:13 PM  

Z-clipped: My psychic told me I'd meet a girl with an ass like Serena, your Honor.



You've got to be careful.  Psychic predictions sound really great at first, but you end up with something unexpected.

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2013-09-07 02:43:39 PM  
Except no where in the article does it say that the psychic was claiming she was channeling them from the grave. I guess subby could stand to bulk up his/her research as well. (It's shiatty when facts get in the way of a mildly amusing headline.)
 
2013-09-07 05:28:12 PM  
Are we still discussing this bullshiat?
 
2013-09-07 05:33:26 PM  

Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait. If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.


They're officially the biggest douches in the Universe, beating out even actual sapient giant douches named "Ursula" from the Horsehead Nebula, Station J-12.
 
2013-09-07 06:02:33 PM  

Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.



I have the ability to talk to the dead.
 
2013-09-07 07:17:12 PM  
Why is it a crime to dupe someone who is fully capable of knowing they are getting had?  I mean, if it was an investment thing or taking advantage of a person who is not capable of making sound decisions, I can understand it being a crime.  However, something this stupid they should walk.
 
2013-09-07 08:41:00 PM  

Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.


And the ones able to talk to the not-yet-dead are an unusually persuasive kind of scum.
 
2013-09-07 10:27:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.

And the ones able to talk to the not-yet-dead are an unusually persuasive kind of scum.


Are you saying that Colin Powell and Brad Pitt *don't* have all of life's answers? Because I thought they were just holding out on the rest of us.
 
2013-09-08 12:03:56 AM  

Deep Contact: Headline you'll never see.

Psychic wins mega lottery.


So, are psychics supposed to contact the dead or predict the future?  Which is it?
 
2013-09-08 12:23:35 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Why is it a crime to dupe someone who is fully capable of knowing they are getting had?  I mean, if it was an investment thing or taking advantage of a person who is not capable of making sound decisions, I can understand it being a crime.  However, something this stupid they should walk.


Yeah, you'd think this would be covered under some "for entertainment purposes only" fine print, or something.
 
2013-09-08 02:36:32 AM  

technofiend: Gyrfalcon: Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.

And the ones able to talk to the not-yet-dead are an unusually persuasive kind of scum.

Are you saying that Colin Powell and Brad Pitt *don't* have all of life's answers? Because I thought they were just holding out on the rest of us.


It's really not fair that they're waiting till they're dead to let us know,is all I'm saying.
 
2013-09-08 02:55:19 AM  

blue_2501: Deep Contact: Headline you'll never see.

Psychic wins mega lottery.

So, are psychics supposed to contact the dead or predict the future?  Which is it?


Whichever sells better.
 
2013-09-08 07:37:17 AM  

Gyrfalcon: technofiend: Gyrfalcon: Dragonflew: Fart_Machine: If your psychic tells you...

And that's where you know already know it's bullshait.  If you're giving one cent to these people you deserve to be defrauded.

All "psychics" are charlatans, but the ones who claim to be able to talk to the dead are a special kind of scum.

And the ones able to talk to the not-yet-dead are an unusually persuasive kind of scum.

Are you saying that Colin Powell and Brad Pitt *don't* have all of life's answers? Because I thought they were just holding out on the rest of us.

It's really not fair that they're waiting till they're dead to let us know,is all I'm saying.


They catch a lot less flack that way ya' know.
 
2013-09-08 07:50:27 PM  

blue_2501: Deep Contact: Headline you'll never see.

Psychic wins mega lottery.

So, are psychics supposed to contact the dead or predict the future?  Which is it?


Whichever will convince you to pay them the most money.
 
2013-09-08 11:10:05 PM  
For 17 years?At a million per? My guess is the victim had money to pee away and liked  living in a fantasy world. Finally she had regrets about wasting money.

 I'm not blaming the psychic here.
 
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