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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))   Zombo border reopened after army standoff. This is Zombo border. Welcome. This is Zombo border. Welcome to Zombo border. You can do anything at Zombo border. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself   (monitor.co.ug ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Frank Zombo, border reopened, Zombo border, Congolese, speed limits, borders  
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2013-09-07 07:51:38 AM  
Some of the scenes there are still crazy, though: http://zombo.com/news/border/1189241-border_reopens_violence_video5 (warning: video buffer is slow)
 
2013-09-07 12:14:38 PM  

i105.photobucket.com

 
2013-09-07 12:17:33 PM  
I need to hire that guy to say 'you gonna get raped, boy'.
 
2013-09-07 12:30:18 PM  
Has anyone mentioned the relationship to a classic website of the same name yet?
 
2013-09-07 12:45:13 PM  
I came here to say thank you for this headline.
 
2013-09-07 01:06:28 PM  
and  http://zombo.com/ is still and perhaps forever alive.
 
2013-09-07 01:17:54 PM  
Oh how i miss the internet when it was still relatively young.

web.archive.org
 
2013-09-07 01:20:30 PM  

FnkyTwn: Oh how i miss the internet when it was still relatively young.

[web.archive.org image 258x183]


True! Half the fun of Zombo.com was that you thought it was just taking forever to load up because in the dial-up days, everything took forever to load up.
 
2013-09-07 02:25:02 PM  

Gino Latino - Welcome
i1.ytimg.com

House Music All Night Long

 
2013-09-07 02:25:40 PM  
fark yes. I love you, Subby.
 
2013-09-07 02:37:07 PM  
But is the infinite possible? And is the unattainable unknown?
 
2013-09-07 02:52:34 PM  
"The only limit is yourself."

Best advice from a website ever.
 
2013-09-07 03:28:05 PM  

Gosling: But is the infinite possible? And is the unattainable unknown?


Dude...

i1136.photobucket.com

...what?
 
2013-09-07 03:39:45 PM  
 
2013-09-07 03:39:53 PM  
HOTY candidate right there.
 
2013-09-07 04:22:47 PM  
Who does that? Marches 4 Km into another country and then just sets up a new border like it's no big thang.

The above noted, nice one, Subby. I totally snerted.
 
2013-09-07 04:24:00 PM  
I am ZOMBOR! Kelly ZOMBOR!

/too obscure?
 
2013-09-07 06:13:42 PM  
Somebody call?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-07 08:10:31 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: HOTY candidate right there.


Seconded, this brought me back to the dawn of (important) time.
 
2013-09-07 10:26:58 PM  

FnkyTwn: Oh how i miss the internet when it was still relatively young.


Agreed. Time to go find gonads and strife. Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
 
2013-09-07 10:51:13 PM  
It took me a while to remember what the hell the headline was about... but when I remembered, I almost laughed audibly in public. Damn you, subby. Damn you.
 
2013-09-07 11:44:30 PM  
Takes me back to the days of petrified Natalie Portman, the Cowboy Neil Option, insensitive clods, and groklaw.
 
2013-09-07 11:52:59 PM  

theorellior: Takes me back to the days of petrified Natalie Portman, the Cowboy Neil Option, insensitive clods, and groklaw.


I don't know if Natalie Portman is still petrified, but other than that... last month?
 
2013-09-07 11:53:40 PM  
I'm going to do the Tunak Tunak Tun dance to the Zombocom music.
 
2013-09-07 11:58:45 PM  

dbirchall: theorellior: Takes me back to the days of petrified Natalie Portman, the Cowboy Neil Option, insensitive clods, and groklaw.

I don't know if Natalie Portman is still petrified, but other than that... last month?


Your mileage may vary, but it's been a long, long while since I last logged in over there.
 
2013-09-08 12:00:00 AM  

lohphat: Somebody call?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Came for Zombo, leaving fulfilled.
 
2013-09-08 02:45:14 AM  
It's long gone, but does anyone remember acidtrip.com from the early days of the web?  It was all crazy javascript, back when javascript was new.
 
2013-09-08 06:36:04 AM  
so is there a limit to this zombo border at all?
 
2013-09-08 11:49:11 AM  

fortean chicken: It's long gone, but does anyone remember acidtrip.com from the early days of the web?  It was all crazy javascript, back when javascript was new.


Found the acid trip on the archive. Thanks for the flashback.
 
2013-09-08 06:29:05 PM  

Ishkur: so is there a limit to this zombo border at all?


Just yourself.
 
2013-09-08 10:14:30 PM  
Your friends at www.IndustrialPainter.com applaud you, SUBBY!!!
 
2013-09-08 10:54:28 PM  

Jodeo: Your friends at www.IndustrialPainter.com applaud you, SUBBY!!!


That site is hilarious. Even better is the site of their web designer, which manages to carry a 2009 copyright date. Make sure to click enter and don't skip the intro.
 
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