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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Cops say man was urinating in public. Man says he was pouring out a beer. Cops point out he had no container. Man blows .249, so his urine was probably beer by American standards   (press-citizen.com) divider line 7
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2013-09-07 12:35:44 PM
2 votes:

offmymeds: He should have lied and said that he has "uromysetisis", that's it's his parents' 50th wedding anniversary and that his father had just been released from a Red Chinese prison camp and that if he was arrested it would break his heart.


I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
2013-09-07 11:50:19 AM
2 votes:
Yep. That weak ass American beer. OMG LOL - What about that airplane food guys?
2013-09-07 01:42:28 PM
1 votes:
That's right kids,
pissing against a wall in an abandonedalley = public urination
pissing at a trough at a baseball game with 50 guys standing next to you = just fine
2013-09-07 01:10:10 PM
1 votes:
Hahahahaha!!! Nothing good is brewed in the USA!!! It is SO true, submitter!
2013-09-07 12:08:15 PM
1 votes:
He probably couldn't find his car in the mall parking lot.
2013-09-07 12:06:52 PM
1 votes:
He should have lied and said that he has "uromysetisis", that's it's his parents' 50th wedding anniversary and that his father had just been released from a Red Chinese prison camp and that if he was arrested it would break his heart.
2013-09-07 11:56:17 AM
1 votes:
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