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(Komo)   Detective resigns after being caught with a prostitute while "on duty, but not in uniform." Yeah, the uniform gets in the way   (komonews.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, Clackamas County, prostitution, Oregon State Police, detectives  
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2013-09-07 06:57:26 AM  
Jesse Jackson, "Stay Out the Bushes"
 
2013-09-07 08:21:23 AM  
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a street ho with the five-0
 
2013-09-07 08:38:30 AM  
You prefer he kojak off in the squad car?
 
2013-09-07 08:39:26 AM  
"You're the detectives. Detect."
 
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2013-09-07 08:41:22 AM  

bearded clamorer: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a street ho with the five-0


damn.
 
2013-09-07 08:54:27 AM  
He's doing it wrong.

If he had an urge, he should have just pulled over some nubile young sweetie and let her "negotiate" her way out of it.
 
2013-09-07 09:19:44 AM  

EngineerBob: You prefer he kojak off in the squad car?

Who loves ya, baby?
 
2013-09-07 09:36:21 AM  

cygnusx13: He's doing it wrong.

If he had an urge, he should have just pulled over some nubile young sweetie and let her "negotiate" her way out of it.


"Another breathalyzer!?!?"
 
2013-09-07 09:41:56 AM  
Why resign? He probably would have just received a paid vacation.
 
2013-09-07 10:02:10 AM  
Back in the old west, the railroad Pinkerton's (which developed the US Secret Service) would hit town, and the first place they'd go was to a brothel. And there's a reason for that.

A desperado may tell a bartender some stuff, but a hooker is going to hear a lot more with more bragging and more detail. Intelligence gathering is an art. You can't get know when the next trail robbery or bank heist is from eavesdropping on the telegraph.
 
2013-09-07 10:05:22 AM  
We had a cop here in Tulsa get busted in a prostitution sting just yesterday.http://www.newson6.com/story/23357960/tulsa-police-officer- arrested-in -tulsa-prostitution-sting
 
2013-09-07 10:50:02 AM  
If the detective was in uniform, he wouldn't be a detective.
 
2013-09-07 10:59:52 AM  

lunkhed: If the detective was in uniform, he wouldn't be a detective.


Depends on the uniform.

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2013-09-07 11:38:42 AM  
Hookers aren't really on duty unti they're outta uniform.
 
2013-09-07 12:22:07 PM  
Tax dollars at work.
 
2013-09-07 04:17:59 PM  
The detective was only trying to arrest the Death Angel with the help of his high school sweetheart, who just happened to be a prosititute. Sheesh, give him a break.
 
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