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(Yahoo)   In Little Rock, the students will now have to remove the teachers underwear before being molested   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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2013-09-07 09:35:51 AM  
6 votes:
Meanwhile teenage boys will masturbate to the image of chalk placed provocatively against the eraser, a particularly sumptuous mound of lunchroom tater tots, and the memory of that time a cheerleader accidentally slammed his hand in her locker door.
2013-09-07 08:53:00 AM  
3 votes:
A teacher wearing no panties with a short skirt is distracting. Boys will be staring all day just hoping it rides up a little too high.

But if the dress is tight yet long, that underwear line is going to keep the boys distracted all day long.

Solution: Home room is divided into individual cubicles complete with lotion, tissues and a small dog shiat bag. Just get it out of the way so they can get back to learning.
2013-09-07 10:56:00 AM  
2 votes:

LoneWolf343: In fact, why would you wear a short skirt without any panties on?


To keep the flies off of your lunch?
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2013-09-07 10:46:36 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Meanwhile teenage boys will masturbate to the image of chalk placed provocatively against the eraser, a particularly sumptuous mound of lunchroom tater tots, and the memory of that time a cheerleader accidentally slammed his hand in her locker door.


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You're getting me all worked up.
2013-09-07 10:37:36 AM  
2 votes:
I see Paris, I see France ...
2013-09-07 10:29:05 AM  
2 votes:
So would they perhaps be hiring for the position of underwear compliance officer?
2013-09-07 07:25:11 AM  
2 votes:
My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, but I'm not having my hair cut today. So, do I remove the underwear, or...
2013-09-07 05:02:29 PM  
1 votes:
If they wear their underwear on their head, they should be okay.
2013-09-07 04:03:30 PM  
1 votes:

js34603: So would they perhaps be hiring for the position of underwear compliance officer?


Let's see. Someone from Little Rock who would be perfect for a job like that...

I got it!

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I will never forget my eighth grade social studies teacher. She wore very sheer skirts and no underwear. Nothing between her and the eye but a single layer of thin, sheer, diaphanous silk that left nothing to the imagination. From the front impressive but whenever she bent over in class? Yikes! Since this was the 70's bras had gone out of style for a young liberated female teacher also. On a cold day? WOW! I (and all the other boys in class) spent most of that year in the john rubbing one out. That was also the year my dad went to every parent teacher meeting and even volunteered to chaperone field trips. She was most appropriately named too. Miss Cox.

/CSB
//I'm sure it was the mothers in the PTA who eventually pressured the school to transfer her
///There was an old badger there the next year for my younger brother poor kid
////Or, maybe some lucky kid got her "in trouble" they kept those things quiet in those days
2013-09-07 03:31:54 PM  
1 votes:
This is Little Rock, so I'm guessing shoes are still optional, right?
2013-09-07 12:58:54 PM  
1 votes:
Their new motto:  Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
2013-09-07 11:45:39 AM  
1 votes:

Twist2005: poison_amy: These teachers would never make it in the facility where I teach. Not only do I have to wear underwear, I also have to go through a metal detector and do a series of calisthenics to make sure none of my clothing shifts, clings, rides, gaps, or otherwise provides a glimpse of skin from knee to collarbone. Doesn't stop my students from trying to see though, and they aren't even teenagers.

Where the hell do you teach?! I usually do the "on your knees, bend forward, then stand on your toes and reach" routine, but it's something I do at home with a mirror. There's nobody supervising it.

Also, no metal detectors.

/Gotta love SW VA


State penitentiary.  Of course it's a 150 year old building with no air conditioning, so it's extremely uncomfortable to be covered head to toe in the summer but if I wanted to go parading around panty-less I would just go teach 8th grade at the public school.
2013-09-07 11:21:19 AM  
1 votes:
At least they are getting rid of those tacky flip flops.
2013-09-07 10:49:09 AM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: It won't make a difference.

My favorite teacher wore jeans. She was one hot piece of ass. I know from experience.


Two questions.  1) Are you mentally scarred for life? and 2) Will you be showing up in a Fark headline anytime soon?
2013-09-07 10:39:17 AM  
1 votes:
I rarely noticed what my teachers were wearing. Seems like it was usually a holiday-themed sweater vest, though.
2013-09-07 10:33:34 AM  
1 votes:
With helpful pic of what your teachers underwear does not look like.

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2013-09-07 09:17:46 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: A teacher wearing no panties with a short skirt is distracting. Boys will be staring all day just hoping it rides up a little too high.

But if the dress is tight yet long, that underwear line is going to keep the boys distracted all day long.


It is an interesting conundrum, one that I don't think has ever really been explored through science. Are panty lines more distracting through their *absence* because of the suggested implications of the woman wearing a sexy thong or nothing at all, or are they more distracting when you *can* see them, because, well, you can see her panties? Fascinating. Maybe I'll try to get some Federal grant money to pursue this further.
 
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