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(KVIA El Paso)   Man tries to sneak into U.S. from Mexico inside chile shipment. A bottle of tequila was found near him. Link includes great picture of his capture   (kvia.com) divider line 62
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2013-09-06 08:31:57 PM
One tequila
two tequila
three tequila
customs.
Five tequila
six tequila
seven tequila
FARK MY EYES BURN EVERYTHING HURTS
 
2013-09-06 08:31:58 PM
Everyone has a tequila story....
 
2013-09-06 08:32:30 PM
Silly beaner, green cards are for the kids your wife plopped out this side of the border.
 
2013-09-06 08:35:39 PM
Look at him, thinking he's hot shiat.

/best I could come up with
 
2013-09-06 08:36:10 PM
What is the FDA-allowed level of Mexicans in red peppers?
 
2013-09-06 08:37:11 PM
Damn one less undocumented Democrat voter for 2014
 
2013-09-06 08:40:57 PM

hasty ambush: Damn one less undocumented Democrat voter for 2014


It's cool, they'll count a dead guy twice to make up the difference.
 
2013-09-06 08:41:11 PM
Man, he must have been really drunk, his face is all blurry.
 
2013-09-06 08:41:13 PM

fusillade762: What is the FDA-allowed level of Mexicans in red peppers?


Done in Juan
 
2013-09-06 08:42:25 PM
He wasn't trying to sneak into the country, dude just got drunk n fell in. He's been trying to get out for weeks!
 
2013-09-06 08:46:21 PM
So they didn't need to pepper spray him to subdue him?
 
2013-09-06 08:46:21 PM
I say we let him go
 
2013-09-06 08:46:45 PM
Damn.
 
2013-09-06 08:47:35 PM
That's Hot!
 
2013-09-06 08:47:45 PM
Looks like this was submitted by a fellow El Pasoan, given the local news station and not having spelled the word out as "chilli". (Pet peeve)
 
2013-09-06 08:49:19 PM

Fano: I say we let him go


I see what you did there.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 08:50:41 PM
Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?
 
2013-09-06 08:51:21 PM

Poor guy. On top of being caught at the border, by the way his face looks it appears that in seven days he's going to die.


www.kvia.com

 
2013-09-06 08:52:41 PM

oukewldave: Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?


This is why you need to wash vegetables before you eat them.
 
2013-09-06 08:53:21 PM
Hang him on the fence, as a warning to others
 
2013-09-06 08:56:48 PM
I'll add "great" to the list of words on Fark that have no meaning.
 
2013-09-06 08:58:44 PM
Ay, is my face red.
 
2013-09-06 08:59:26 PM
About the only way for him to get more cliche would be if he had a pound of weed stuffed into the anus of a chihuahua that he was keeping in his sombrero, and the chihuahua was making him a breakfast burrito while he put on a donkey show for spectators.
 
2013-09-06 09:01:19 PM

oukewldave: Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?


If you only knew the half of what happens to your food before you get it.
 
2013-09-06 09:01:28 PM

oukewldave: Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?


Birds poop on them in the fields too.
 
2013-09-06 09:05:35 PM
100 yards.  Heh.
 
2013-09-06 09:08:15 PM
Tequila vomit on my chiles always seemed to make them taste more authentic. Now I know why. Cool.
 
2013-09-06 09:08:59 PM
Cumin Down Juan.
 
2013-09-06 09:10:34 PM
The man, whose name has not been released, was processed for expedited removal and returned to Mexico. CBP agriculture specialists continued their exam without incident and released the shipment and notified the importer that a man was in the shipment.

clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-06 09:10:50 PM
Chili
 
2013-09-06 09:11:26 PM
And after CPB thugs stomp around in these foodstuffs I suppose it is sent right along to end up in your mouth.
 
2013-09-06 09:11:34 PM
I bet they'll cartel his burro to la pokey
 
2013-09-06 09:12:11 PM
We are getting loads of produce with drunk people mixed in from Mexico, and I am still 10 times more worried about any food coming from china...
 
2013-09-06 09:14:38 PM

Apik0r0s: And after CPB thugs stomp around in these foodstuffs I suppose it is sent right along to end up in your mouth.


The crushed ones will likely be discarded once they his the packager/distributer, or else be put aside to be turned into sauce or something else where it doesn't matter what it looks like.

Open air transport is pretty common for agricultural products.  I see convoys of open top trucks like that loaded up with various citrus fruits or tomatoes every now and again around here.
 
2013-09-06 09:19:38 PM
The whole country? I'm surprised they found him.


wwwnc.cdc.gov
 
2013-09-06 09:19:46 PM
What's the big deal?  It's always Cinco de Mayo somewhere.
 
2013-09-06 09:20:47 PM

ThePastafarian: Looks like this was submitted by a fellow El Pasoan, given the local news station and not having spelled the word out as "chilli". (Pet peeve)


Chile - a South American country
Chili - a family of peppers

Colombia - a South American country
Columbia - the university in NYC or one of the space shuttles

Brazil - a South American country
Brazilians - a metric bleepload

/Brazilian
//one of many
 
2013-09-06 09:22:28 PM
Am I the only one who thought of:

3.bp.blogspot.com
Mexicano con Chiles y Tequila?
 
2013-09-06 09:24:59 PM
If he would've farted, we'd have to invade because of the Chipolte Convention and the Habanero Conference.
 
2013-09-06 09:25:24 PM

Joe Peanut: ThePastafarian: Looks like this was submitted by a fellow El Pasoan, given the local news station and not having spelled the word out as "chilli". (Pet peeve)

Chile - a South American country
Chili - a family of peppers


Sadly, "chilli" (two l's) is deemed an acceptable spelling variant.
 
2013-09-06 09:27:39 PM

JNowe: hasty ambush: Damn one less undocumented Democrat voter for 2014

It's cool, they'll count a dead guy twice to make up the difference.


How's that winning the hispanic vote coming?
 
2013-09-06 09:28:45 PM

Joe Peanut: ThePastafarian: Looks like this was submitted by a fellow El Pasoan, given the local news station and not having spelled the word out as "chilli". (Pet peeve)

Chile - a South American country
Chili - a family of peppers

Colombia - a South American country
Columbia - the university in NYC or one of the space shuttles

Brazil - a South American country
Brazilians - a metric bleepload

/Brazilian
//one of many


Chile or chiles are acceptable, even preferably IMO, when referring to the peppers.
 
2013-09-06 09:35:05 PM
When they got out the pepper spray, did he yell the Spanish equivalent of "Coals to Newcastle?" I would think he would have been burned or overcome by that many chiles.
 
2013-09-06 09:39:13 PM
FTFA: "CBP agriculture specialists were initiating an examination of a commercial shipment of chile when they found a man sprawled out on top of the load," said Columbus Port Director Robert Reza. "There was a bottle of tequila next to him and he appeared to be highly intoxicated when we encountered the subject."

Well... At least this guy wasn't fostering any stereotypes...
 
2013-09-06 09:41:45 PM

Fano: I say we let him go


LOL!
 
2013-09-06 09:42:41 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Joe Peanut: ThePastafarian: Looks like this was submitted by a fellow El Pasoan, given the local news station and not having spelled the word out as "chilli". (Pet peeve)

Chile - a South American country
Chili - a family of peppers

Colombia - a South American country
Columbia - the university in NYC or one of the space shuttles

Brazil - a South American country
Brazilians - a metric bleepload

/Brazilian
//one of many

Chile or chiles are acceptable, even preferably IMO, when referring to the peppers.


Mexicans here say "chile."

They don't say "chile" in Chile. It's "ají."
 
2013-09-06 09:49:51 PM

oukewldave: Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?


No, no you are not
On the other hand
A lot of our food products begin their life in open cargo carriers, and it has been manhandled many times
Stepping on it with dirty boots?
Kinda grosses me out
More concerned about body fluids
Trying to think if I can avoid all foods that contain red chilis for the next couple of months
 
2013-09-06 09:56:34 PM

oukewldave: Am I the only one grossed out that this food item is in an open truck and had people laying around in it and a bunch of cops also have now trampled around in it and they let it go on its way?


Dude, you act like they go from the truck to your plate. They still have to be unloaded by underpaid workers that use porta potties, get trucked in the back of smog belching trucks, to kitchens where the staff has noro virus.

/Good day
 
2013-09-06 10:12:07 PM
I guess he was expecting the stuff to confer upon him some sort of magic...some sort of sorcery...some sort of...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 10:12:39 PM
cyclesc.org
meh, first thing I thought of
 
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