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(The Consumerist)   Would you like to sit in the first class section, coach section or lactation section?   (consumerist.com) divider line 75
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2013-09-06 08:26:05 PM
Boobie or Non Boobies?

Boobies please.
 
2013-09-06 08:43:32 PM

Ennuipoet: Boobie or Non Boobies?

Boobies please.


The Boobies come with babies.

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2013-09-06 09:03:52 PM

Cagey B: Ennuipoet: Boobie or Non Boobies?

Boobies please.

The Boobies come with babies.

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I see this as an upgrade. Used to be you got the squalling babies and no boobies, but now you get upgraded to having boobies WITH the squalling babies.

It's all upside is what I'm saying.

And boobies.

/boobies
 
2013-09-06 09:35:41 PM
"Sir, would you please return to your seat?"

"In your seat, sir. With your belt on."

"And your seat belt."
 
2013-09-06 09:36:11 PM

Cagey B: The Boobies come with babies.


But not MY babies...and I see some boobies.
 
2013-09-06 09:40:32 PM
They have been trying to squeeze as much out of passengers as they could, for a long time.
 
2013-09-06 10:02:37 PM
Titillating news indeed.....
 
2013-09-07 12:01:43 AM
Babies and their associated caregivers should be limited to certain kids only flights. Everyone else gets held to 1950's standard etiquette sans smoking.
 
2013-09-07 12:07:48 AM
I have no idea why people think breast feeding is weird.

I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.
 
2013-09-07 12:10:24 AM

doglover: Babies and their associated caregivers should be limited to certain kids only flights. Everyone else gets held to 1950's standard etiquette sans smoking.


What like beating my wife while drinking a Manhattan?


Where do I sign up?
 
2013-09-07 12:10:51 AM
I'll take Lactation for $1000 Alex.
 
2013-09-07 12:10:54 AM
A drinking baby is a quiet baby. Win all around.
 
2013-09-07 12:11:56 AM

megarian: I have no idea why people think breast feeding is weird.

I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.


Mostly I would agree, but I admit I was a little weirded out when my sister threw her boob out in front of me to feed her kid.
 
2013-09-07 12:12:33 AM
Is it wrong that I want to sit in the lactation seating area? Sound canceling headphones and I'm all set.

/can I hold that for you? Not the baby.
//new meaning to "coffee, tea, or me."
 
2013-09-07 12:12:58 AM
Babies often scream on planes because the change in air pressure hurts their ears and being babies, all they know is their head hurts.
 
2013-09-07 12:13:21 AM

megarian: I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.


But...but...but...wimmens should keep that stuff behind closed doors, because, because...JESUS!
 
2013-09-07 12:13:35 AM

AliceBToklasLives: A drinking baby is a quiet baby. Win all around.


www.hotghettomess.com
 
2013-09-07 12:13:36 AM

doglover: Babies and their associated caregivers should be limited to certain kids only flights


Okay, here's where I'm coming from:

Flying out to Hawaii a couple years ago I had a baby next to me. The baby cried during take off and landing. "Air pressure in the ears" the mom told me, embarrassed and trying to quiet the child. I get it. I don't have kids, but I know of them and understand they don't quite have control over their own actions just yet. Minor hassle and I felt for the mom having to deal with it.

Coming home from Hawaii the guy behind me got on the plane hammered. He settled into his first-class seat and passed out. Halfway home he started snoring. LOUDLY. And then, in some sort of drunken tossing-and-turning state, he threw his leg up and over the headrest of my fully reclined seat and woke me by kicking me in the head. I pushed the foot off from my headrest, and tried to go back to sleep only for it to happen a second time 30 minutes later. *Ding* I hit the stewardess button. She comes over, tries to rouse him, wakes his wife in the process, she's horribly embarrassed, tries to wake him, he still doesn't respond. I wave them off and say "forget about it," maybe it won't happen again. It does happen again. But this time I just adjusted position, uncomfortably, and leaned off to the side onto my wife to get some sleep.  When we land he staggers down the aisle to get off the plane and I tell him to lay off the booze because he's a pain in the ass when drunk. He stares at me before muttering "fark you" to my back as I walk away.

I'll take babies any day. Adults are worse.
 
2013-09-07 12:13:47 AM

bdub77: megarian: I have no idea why people think breast feeding is weird.

I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.

Mostly I would agree, but I admit I was a little weirded out when my sister threw her boob out in front of me to feed her kid.


Well, okay that makes sense.

So yeah, now I kind of understand.
 
2013-09-07 12:14:26 AM

megarian: I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.


This. In its entirety.
 
2013-09-07 12:14:33 AM

FunkOut: Babies often scream on planes because the change in air pressure hurts their ears and being babies, all they know is their head hurts.


Yeah, unless you dope up the kid pre-flight, you aren't NOT going to hear a baby cry.

Saw something on pinterest a while back where some parents handed out earplugs to everyone on their flight.
 
2013-09-07 12:15:36 AM

PizzaJedi81: megarian: I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.

But...but...but...wimmens should keep that stuff behind closed doors, because, because...JESUS!


JAYSES WAS VEGAN! BREASTMILK MAKES
WIMMINS SUFFER AND EXPLOITS WIMMINS BECAUSE FEMINIST STUFFS!
 
2013-09-07 12:17:22 AM
I...I have no idea what I'm talking about. And I'm on an airplane maaaaybe once a year.

Goodnight!
 
2013-09-07 12:19:57 AM
grammar.ccc.commnet.edu
Lactation section,
the right selection
It's got mothers and boobies and nipples and babiiieeess...
 
2013-09-07 12:20:59 AM
I suppose I could watch, if I must, but I don't want to hear the squallerin' of no hungry babies.
 
2013-09-07 12:23:45 AM
It's only okay if the milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.
 
2013-09-07 12:26:30 AM

bdub77: What like beating my wife while drinking a Manhattan?


No, like business attire and not making an ass of yourself or goons drag you out of sight and play you some chin music with their knuckle dusters.

And as much as I love dogs, and I think there should just be "Dogs On A Plane" style pet friendly flights, no your little yappy shiat machine is not a service dog. Anxiety my ass. Take Xanax and deal with it.
 
2013-09-07 12:28:49 AM

Dragonflew: [grammar.ccc.commnet.edu image 175x131]
Lactation section,
the right selection
It's got mothers and boobies and nipples and babiiieeess...


Beer, nose, awesome.
 
2013-09-07 12:29:41 AM

Mark Ratner: milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.


You have problems, son.
 
2013-09-07 12:29:43 AM

Mark Ratner: It's only okay if the milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.


As  long as you're not facebooking your mother at the same time, you should er A-ok okie-dokie.
 
2013-09-07 12:32:31 AM

AliceBToklasLives: A drinking baby is a quiet baby. Win all around.


As opposed to drinking adults that can't shutup. I fail to see a problem here.
 
2013-09-07 12:33:43 AM

megarian: I have no idea why people think breast feeding is weird.

I don't have kids so I don't care. But it's stupid to think breast feeding is anything other than a kid eating.


Nobody thinks it's "weird." Whipping your tits out in public is just frowned upon. I think it's stupid when people think that that doesn't apply to them just because they have a kid.
 
2013-09-07 12:36:58 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: Mark Ratner: It's only okay if the milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.

As  long as you're not facebooking your mother at the same time, you should er A-ok okie-dokie.


Wouldn't those be two awkward chats to mix up.
 
2013-09-07 12:37:32 AM
"That depends. Is it a milk run?"
 
2013-09-07 12:41:13 AM

PizzaJedi81: Nina Haagen Dazs: Mark Ratner: It's only okay if the milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.

As  long as you're not facebooking your mother at the same time, you should er A-ok okie-dokie.

Wouldn't those be two awkward chats to mix up.


Sounds like something I would do.
 
2013-09-07 12:44:17 AM
So long as it's not Mom
 
2013-09-07 12:57:20 AM
Do you really need to breastfeed on a plane? Can't you just pump it beforehand and bring the milk in a bottle? Or has TSA outlawed that, too?

The reason I don't like women breastfeeding in public places is because it will always generate some type of controversy. Sometimes the woman herself will be the one to scream the loudest, when notices people watching her. If you don't want people watching you, then don't do it in front of them. Don't whip out the nipple and then get mad because people are looking at you. They have just as much a right to watch you as you have to breastfeed in front of them.

And for those of you who are trying to show how sophisticated you are by saying there's nothing sexual about breastfeeding... Bullsh*it! Lactation porn is a long-established sub-genre of the porn market. Any man (or woman) who has been fortunate enough to partake of a woman when she's horny and lactating at the same time knows that there is definitely a sexual aspect to it. Additionally, we live in a society in which it has been decided that women's nipples are taboo in most public settings, and because of that they are considered by most to be associated with sexual arousal (why else would they be taboo?). The same women who might have a problem with their husbands or boyfriends seeing ANOTHER woman's nipples in ANY setting might also have something to say about a woman exposing herself in public for the purpose of breastfeeding.

As for me personally... I'm an old man. I don't really care one way or the other. I just wish everyone would come to some agreement on the subject and then STFU about it.
 
2013-09-07 12:59:44 AM

WinoRhino: Mark Ratner: milf is a mother i'd like to Facebook.

You have problems, son.


My smart phone got hacked. I'll change the password. Wtf.
 
2013-09-07 01:02:41 AM
I'd be willing to let the parents skip the checked-bag fee if they agreed to this:

www.sfgate.com

/Its a win for everyone
 
2013-09-07 01:05:49 AM
Last year, we had a home birth. My wife has made sure we are friends with all the other Bradley method and home birthing and natural birthing and baby-wearing and breastfeeding moms/couples in this college town. It is boob city in my realm. Boobs.
 
2013-09-07 01:08:25 AM
I'm sure nicely asking moms to move to a private section of the plane to breastfeed will be the biggest insult to modern society since since some other horrific insult.
 
2013-09-07 01:12:43 AM
Many times my imaginary conversation when I worked at a low end portrait studio:


Harpy:

BREASTFEEDING IS A NATURAL PART OF LIFE!!!!"


Me:

 So is taking a dump, don't mean I wanna see it
 
2013-09-07 01:18:41 AM
I like coach.  I always wind up next to a big titty broad or nobody at all.
 
2013-09-07 01:25:39 AM
Daniels and ozarkmatt, you hit the sweet spot with your concurrent comments. There is only one private section of a plane I'm aware of and that is where people take dumps. That is not a pleasant place to nourish a hungry child. But you guys know this.
 
2013-09-07 01:44:51 AM
Think of all the babies who died on flights before these insatiable attention whores got involved. Oh wait.
 
2013-09-07 01:57:21 AM
9 hour flight is too long to pump and feed. Exploding tits hurt. Just drape a lightweight blanket over and feed. Not every woman out there feeding a kid is showing em off.
 
2013-09-07 01:57:45 AM
Came here to say "Just because you guys get excited about boobs doesn't mean we gotta cover up and shiat."  Not that I'm having babies or anything, but I'd love to go topless at the beach, and I think the fuss about womens' upper half is stupid.

Then I RTFA again and the comments and was reminded that it opens up a can, because biatches gotta be all "SHE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY!"

Militants ruin everything for everybody in every situation.
 
2013-09-07 01:58:16 AM
I'm a little pretentious... but I'll be sitting in the corner on my MacBook, sipping on a venti mom-fat latte.
 
2013-09-07 02:40:31 AM
Can I sit in whichever row has the least whining attention whores clamoring to be allowed to do whatever they please because it's their right as mothers/vegans/allergic to life/spoiled millennial 20-somethings?

If that means I sit next to an old lady on one side and a mom whose toddler wants to watch five hours of "Dora the Explorer" on the seatback DVD player on the other, I'm cool, as long as I don't have to listen to the rest of you.
 
2013-09-07 02:57:07 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: AliceBToklasLives: A drinking baby is a quiet baby. Win all around.

[www.hotghettomess.com image 400x460]


Disgusting.

/Not even a baby should be served the swill called Jim Beam
//and I loooove cheap whiskey
///there should be three, right?
 
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