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(Huffington Post)   Texas company tests the "no such thing as bad publicity" rule with a decal that make it look like a kidnapped woman is in the back of your truck   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 121
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2013-09-06 08:30:09 PM
How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?
 
2013-09-06 08:35:25 PM
I'm gonna make a decal of a bound and gagged MAN to stick on the trunks of those pink Mary Kay cars.
 
2013-09-06 08:39:35 PM
Yes, it's deplorable, sexist imagery.

But that IS a very realistic decal.
 
2013-09-06 08:47:56 PM
I'm generally not a fan of things that make me stand out to police officers.
 
2013-09-06 08:49:13 PM
This is Texas. Nobody thought having a "big-ass deer I just bagged" decal would be a better idea?
 
2013-09-06 08:54:53 PM
Because there's nothing classier than advertising that you like to abuse women.
 
2013-09-06 09:09:11 PM

WordyGrrl: This is Texas. Nobody thought having a "big-ass deer I just bagged" decal would be a better idea?


That would be pretty cool.
 
2013-09-06 09:10:05 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because there's nothing classier than advertising that you like to abuse women.


Hey, it says the woman in the photo volunteered.
 
2013-09-06 09:36:12 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because there's nothing classier than advertising that you like to abuse women.


the Truck Nuts our diminutive stealth fighter mentioned off the top, have been doing that for years.
 
2013-09-06 09:39:54 PM
 
2013-09-06 09:55:01 PM
I want one where there is a picture of a clown tied up.
 
2013-09-06 09:59:42 PM

Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?


It's not. Both terribly tacky and reveal manly lack of confidence.
 
2013-09-06 10:08:35 PM

Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?


It's much funnier than that, if you think about it: They had to go into a store, buy a pair of balls, then get on their knees to carefully attach them.
 
2013-09-06 10:13:38 PM

Shostie: Yes, it's deplorable, sexist imagery.

But that IS a very realistic decal.


I'm impressed, too. Appropriately appalled and all that, but quite impressed with the quality.
 
2013-09-06 10:30:53 PM
ok, now I'll support the argument for giving Texas its own tag.
 
2013-09-06 10:51:22 PM
Texas, the GOP, and rape the three musketeers.
 
2013-09-06 11:14:30 PM
Is it just my browser settings or is the only pic they included of the offending tailgate a veritable thumbnail?
 
2013-09-06 11:26:32 PM

MisterTweak: Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?

It's much funnier than that, if you think about it: They had to go into a store, buy a pair of balls, then get on their knees to carefully attach them.


Around a shaft that holds a knob they occasionally have to grease up, no less.
 
2013-09-06 11:26:52 PM
I mean. I'm completely disgusted and offended by it, but I'm all for people having them on their cars so that I know who to avoid.
 
2013-09-06 11:28:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?


Aren't they chromed? As if to say "Hey look at this trophy of my nuts!". I have such big nuts I need to show everyone who has the misfortune to drive behind this Dodge Ram!

Which is a bit different from a bound and gagged woman in the trunk.
 
2013-09-06 11:29:14 PM

Chinchillazilla: I mean. I'm completely disgusted and offended by it, but I'm all for people having them on their cars so that I know who to avoid.


I'm not disgusted or offended, but I'm all for having redasses put those on their trucks.
 
2013-09-06 11:29:20 PM
I saw a really impressive one a few years back, also in Texas. It looked just like a black guy and was kind of being dragged behind the truck.
 
2013-09-06 11:31:01 PM
Isn't bound and tied the same thing?
 
2013-09-06 11:32:32 PM
I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped images in my time as a photographer and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake
 
2013-09-06 11:34:19 PM
I thought it was kind of funny.
 
2013-09-06 11:36:04 PM

lenfromak: Isn't bound and tied the same thing?


She's bound, but not tied.  Were she bound to a chair or something, she'd also be tied.
 
2013-09-06 11:37:16 PM
Since it's Texas, wouldn't they have been better off with a few Hispanics in the picture instead of one blonde white girl?
 
2013-09-06 11:37:42 PM
Like all fine art, the story is in the eye of the beholder.  While you bleeding heart libs see misogyny and overtures of rape, I see a metaphor for the American people and the way we're held hostage to the will of the oil producing nations.  That's the magic of art.  I also see that broad's roots.  She should really have that taken care of.
 
2013-09-06 11:38:44 PM

Sugarbombs: lenfromak: Isn't bound and tied the same thing?

She's bound, but not tied.  Were she bound to a chair or something, she'd also be tied.


Yeah, she's fit to be tied.
 
2013-09-06 11:40:19 PM
I can imagine this escalating.  I see that woman, force your truck to the shoulder of the road to stop you kidnapping her, and then you sue for me hitting your truck.
 
2013-09-06 11:40:20 PM

whatshisname: Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?

Aren't they chromed? As if to say "Hey look at this trophy of my nuts!". I have such big nuts I need to show everyone who has the misfortune to drive behind this Dodge Ram!


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It's a sex trophy, for a champion at shagging.
 
2013-09-06 11:40:35 PM

dangelder: Sugarbombs: lenfromak: Isn't bound and tied the same thing?

She's bound, but not tied.  Were she bound to a chair or something, she'd also be tied.

Yeah, she's fit to be tied.


Nevermind, got those backwards after checking myself post wrecking myself.

/truck bed binders ties full of women woman
 
2013-09-06 11:41:51 PM
TruckSlutz®
 
2013-09-06 11:42:05 PM
Send her to my chambers!!!
 
2013-09-06 11:44:51 PM

Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?


I carry around stickers "I like these on my chin" to paste on the bumpers of truck-nut vehicles.
 
2013-09-06 11:47:13 PM
Wait. Putting a decal like this on your truck doesn't make you a hit with the ladies?
 
2013-09-06 11:48:06 PM
I want one for my forenza! YEEHAW MFERS!! *jumps around and fires six shooters into the air*
 
2013-09-06 11:48:25 PM

The_Sponge: I want one where there is a picture of a clown tied up.


I'm sensing a little bit of butthurt
 
2013-09-06 11:49:11 PM
Anyone who thinks this is cool/funny/good idea is seriously farked in the head.
 
2013-09-06 11:49:52 PM
Pickup driving conservatives are dicks.  Color me shocked.
 
2013-09-06 11:52:34 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because there's nothing classier than advertising that you like to abuse women.


Maybe it's meant to be whimsical.  You know, filled with whimsy.
 
2013-09-06 11:53:29 PM

Turbo Cojones: Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?

I carry around stickers "I like these on my chin" to paste on the bumpers of truck-nut vehicles.


That's farking brilliant. I'm doing that on my next date! She'll remember THAT forever.

/hypothetical next date she.
 
2013-09-06 11:54:15 PM
Bill the company for every single 9/11 call. If there is a patrol that's not doing anything important, initiate the response, and bill them for that as well.
 
2013-09-06 11:56:08 PM

Hollie Maea: Pickup driving conservatives are dicks.  Color me shocked.


I don't like something, so it must be the actions of something else I don't like
 
2013-09-07 12:01:59 AM

Yogimus: Hollie Maea: Pickup driving conservatives are dicks.  Color me shocked.

I don't like something, so it must be the actions of something else I don't like


Pickup trucks aren't always driven by conservatives, just like Priuses aren't always driven by liberals. That is often how it breaks down, though.

/also the whole subjugating-women aspect seems kinda Republicanny
 
2013-09-07 12:02:37 AM
Do the same thing with pictures of hazardous waste containers lying on their sides or bowling balls and you'll never be tailgated again.
 
2013-09-07 12:06:18 AM

viscountalpha: Anyone who thinks this is cool/funny/good idea is seriously farked in the head.


Well, it's from the same state that gave us this T-shirt (and its many permutations):

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/was in San Antonio recently for a sci-fi convention
//saw the shirt in several gift shops, but never saw anyone wear it
///Texas is a weird place
 
2013-09-07 12:07:56 AM

Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?


My girlfriend thinks that it would be hilarious to attach a pair of Truck Nutz to my 1998 Jetta. I have no idea where I would attach them, since I will not get a trailer hitch for my car (although that would also be somewhat funny). There's also the problem of them dragging on the ground, since a Jetta has less ground clearance than a truck.
 
2013-09-07 12:15:58 AM

Turbo Cojones: Pocket Ninja: How is this any different from a trailer hitch decoration that makes it look as though you've castrated a well-endowed man and are carting around his testicles as a prize?

I carry around stickers "I like these on my chin" to paste on the bumpers of truck-nut vehicles.


I always compliment them on their gay pride balls and tell them I have a set just like it on my prius.
 
2013-09-07 12:16:11 AM
Tail pipe?
 
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