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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 49-year-old underwear model can't get work because she looks too young (w/some Not safe for work pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 212
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2013-09-06 06:13:13 PM
Too young for being a mummified corpse, I suppose, but no way someone's gonna think she's jailbait, even after a liter of scotch, ever.
 
2013-09-06 06:17:20 PM
Was she a hand model? Did she model face masks?
 
2013-09-06 06:17:52 PM
i39.tinypic.com
Hellloooo Butterface
 
2013-09-06 06:20:56 PM
Maybe she has the pubic area of a 14 year-old Asian girl, and it disturbs too many people.

And no, for the record, I haven't seen one to compare.....
 
2013-09-06 06:21:56 PM
That's odd, her face sure looks 49.
 
2013-09-06 06:24:45 PM
There is a difference between looking too young and dressing too young.

That woman does not look too young.
 
2013-09-06 06:26:55 PM
Yeah, um, not seeing it.
 
2013-09-06 06:38:29 PM
Too young for what?
 
2013-09-06 06:39:15 PM

Ambivalence: There is a difference between looking too young and dressing too young.

That woman does not look too young.


And that's the problem she really has. She wants to continue to model sexy lingerie and skimpy outfits but she's past the age where she can get that type of work. She does look pretty damn good for 49 yrs old but there is no way anyone would think she's still in her 20s.

FTFA: The model said she could gain work if she looked older but she's 'not prepared to fit the stereotype' by wearing 'dowdy' clothes just because she's nearly 50.
 
2013-09-06 06:39:25 PM
RTFA.  She's too old to be a hot underwear model, and too young to wear granny clothes.

To which I disagree - She's definitely old enough to do old folks' modeling, she's just in denial.. As a matter of fact, she's not convincing for 49.  I was thinking early 60s.  Honestly, she looks to me like she's been rode hard and put up wet.
 
2013-09-06 06:41:53 PM
For a Daily Mail "smoking hot" link, that wasn't that bad. That being said, yes, your opportunities for modeling gigs do tend to go down after menopause. Welcome to Fark life.
 
2013-09-06 06:42:19 PM
Uh, no.
 
2013-09-06 06:46:14 PM
bullshiat
 
2013-09-06 06:49:45 PM
"Hi Daily Mail? I'd like you to put a picture and my name on your website"
"Yeah but you're old."
"Well just tell people I look too young."
"Hrm, that sounds promising for click-thrus. Deal."
 
2013-09-06 06:52:16 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Too young for what?


Depends.
 
2013-09-06 06:53:20 PM
59?
 
2013-09-06 06:55:56 PM

kronicfeld: Sin_City_Superhero: Too young for what?

Depends.


Or bloody hell.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-09-06 07:21:17 PM
I've come to realize that the Mail and other UK publications do nothing but troll their readers.
 
2013-09-06 07:21:53 PM
She should be given accommodations for her age. And a Vogue cover. It's only fair.
 
2013-09-06 07:40:45 PM
i105.photobucket.com

I can't be the only one who sees that.
 
2013-09-06 07:44:24 PM
She probably has a reputation of being hard to work with.
 
2013-09-06 08:00:42 PM
If I had to guess, since it's the Daily Fail, here's what I think happened. Someone found her pics online (she has an eponymous website) and contacted her about buying her pics. She said 'yes' thinking it was some legitimate company. Then "Newsteam" grabbed all the photos they could find of her, including those taken by pro or semi-pro photographers, who claim copyright on the pics. They attach themselves as co-copyright holders and sell the pics to the Daily Mail, who proceeds to write a story completely unrelated to the model or her photos.
 
2013-09-06 08:10:33 PM
She looks older than me, and I'm almost 51.
 
2013-09-06 08:23:07 PM
"One agency told me I looked in my 20s."

That's... unlikely.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-06 08:25:41 PM
She's like Dorian Gray. OK below the neck, but when you get up to the attic you see her age.
 
2013-09-06 08:30:33 PM
I don't see the point of the headline. She's attractive for an older woman but looking too young? Maybe if her chronological age was 79 instead of 49.

/I'm over 49 myself.
 
2013-09-06 08:37:22 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-06 08:41:57 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

HOLY GOD WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH HER NECK!?!
 
2013-09-06 08:53:05 PM
All NSFW

What a young-looking underwear model looks like

Or here

Or here

Jessica Cediel and Lina Posada
/happy fapping
 
2013-09-06 08:54:29 PM

Honest Bender: Was she a hand model? Did she model face masks?


She models trailer homes.
 
2013-09-06 08:55:15 PM
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2013-09-06 08:56:16 PM
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2013-09-06 08:56:33 PM
Most of those pics are at least 20 years old. Not sure what she's on about too young looking, unless those pics are what are still in her portfolio she's trying to pass off a recent...
 
2013-09-06 08:57:37 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-06 08:58:19 PM
She'd probably look a few years young, and more appealing if she'd have some expression on her face. A smile, perhaps? Very few models can pull of that "blank faced" look even when they're young and hawt.

C'mon, Granny. Get your "Blue Steel" on.

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2013-09-06 09:03:53 PM
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2013-09-06 09:05:54 PM
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2013-09-06 09:06:34 PM
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2013-09-06 09:07:32 PM
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2013-09-06 09:09:16 PM
 
2013-09-06 09:09:59 PM
I lied

24.media.tumblr.com

/now I'm done
 
2013-09-06 09:23:56 PM
PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT geez I'm straight and Banned's wimmens are making me all mentally wack because sheer artistry of teh natures hubba hubba aarooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2013-09-06 09:27:32 PM

RodneyToady: "One agency told me I looked in my 20s."

That's... unlikely.


yeah, but she was 16 at the time.
 
2013-09-06 09:33:41 PM
Didn't read all of the comments but, DAYUM. I would have guessed 55+. NTTAWWT.  ::shiver::
 
2013-09-06 09:34:59 PM
Obligatory...


beyondthemarquee.com

/hot
//the pic, not her.
/// YIKES!
 
2013-09-06 09:35:38 PM
Too young to be a casket model, maybe- but she's close.
 
2013-09-06 09:36:10 PM
Done in 15!
 
2013-09-06 09:36:16 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 248x193]


Me too.
 
2013-09-06 09:38:04 PM
People said the exact same thing about George Burns.
 
2013-09-06 09:38:20 PM

markie_farkie: Too young for being a mummified corpse, I suppose, but no way someone's gonna think she's jailbait, even after a liter of scotch, ever.


She could pass for 42, at dusk with the light behind her.
 
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