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(Gawker)   Just a normal happy day at the zoo.. oh look that monkey just ripped off a baby's testicle and is eating it in front of the mother   (gawker.com) divider line 165
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2013-09-06 08:15:42 PM
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2013-09-06 08:16:45 PM
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2013-09-06 08:34:11 PM
Why is that surprising? Monkeys eat all sorts of fruits and nuts
 
2013-09-06 09:37:15 PM
Ah, he used the ol' Rhesus Penis Denutter clutch.
 
2013-09-06 09:56:54 PM
Why do people think monkeys are cute?
 
2013-09-06 10:12:25 PM

edmo: Why do people think monkeys are cute?


THIS.
 
2013-09-06 10:12:55 PM
Ain't that a peach?
 
2013-09-06 10:14:28 PM
FTFA: A different Chinese zoo was mocked last month for trying to pass off a dog as a full-size African lion. This incident, of course, is much, much worse.

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Journalism the Gawker way.
 
2013-09-06 10:15:31 PM
That's nut!
 
2013-09-06 10:15:51 PM

edmo: Why do people think monkeys are cute?


Because cartoons and children's books paint animals, even wild animals, as lovable creatures just looking for a human to frolic with, and some adults never grew out of that line of thinking.  So, they keep them as pets, or get too close to them at the zoo, and when they act like the wild animals that they are, everyone gets all ZOMGWTFBBQ for no damn good reason.
 
2013-09-06 10:16:05 PM
The heir has a spare
 
2013-09-06 10:16:46 PM
I don't know which part of this story is more absurd.  That a monkey ate a baby's testicle or that the Chinese people weren't eating the monkeys...  

OK, now that we've got the racist joke out of the way.  I thought they put babies in split pants in China so they wouldn't need to change diapers.  Maybe the kid was too young for that?
 
2013-09-06 10:18:26 PM

Coco LaFemme: Because cartoons and children's books paint animals, even wild animals, as lovable creatures just looking for a human to frolic with, and some adults never grew out of that line of thinking.  So, they keep them as pets, or get too close to them at the zoo, and when they act like the wild animals that they are, everyone gets all ZOMGWTFBBQ for no damn good reason.


Plenty of animals are fine but monkey are pure evil.
 
2013-09-06 10:18:31 PM
This why we can't have simian mohels.
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2013-09-06 10:18:39 PM
Who doesn't love Mountain oysters?  Besides, the Chinese are well-known in the Western world for eating "strange" food, so why would we expect any different of their monkeys?
 
2013-09-06 10:18:47 PM
It's all part of their population control program
 
2013-09-06 10:19:53 PM
Eats.  Shoots.  Testicles.
 
2013-09-06 10:20:53 PM
Free ballin
 
2013-09-06 10:21:18 PM
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Ouch!

Guess that's what happens in Zoo York
/dnrta
 
2013-09-06 10:21:19 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Ah, he used the ol' Rhesus Penis Denutter clutch.


Brilliant!
 
2013-09-06 10:21:27 PM
I watched the NSFW video on another site.  That monkey was clearly having a ball.
 
2013-09-06 10:23:13 PM
Dun. Dun. Dun.
Another one bites the nuts.
 
2013-09-06 10:23:40 PM
Well, that's one solution to the overpopulation thing in China.
 
2013-09-06 10:23:42 PM
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2013-09-06 10:24:17 PM
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2013-09-06 10:24:37 PM
I think the monkey was just giving the Chinese a taste of their own traditional medicine, so to speak.
 
2013-09-06 10:26:52 PM
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2013-09-06 10:27:19 PM

Glitchwerks: Coco LaFemme: Because cartoons and children's books paint animals, even wild animals, as lovable creatures just looking for a human to frolic with, and some adults never grew out of that line of thinking.  So, they keep them as pets, or get too close to them at the zoo, and when they act like the wild animals that they are, everyone gets all ZOMGWTFBBQ for no damn good reason.

Plenty of animals are fine but monkey are pure evil.


Well yeah, I wasn't talking about dogs, cats, or bunny rabbits, but I've heard of people owning monkeys, ostriches, llamas, and even raccoons as pets, and none of those animals are meant to be pets.
 
2013-09-06 10:27:44 PM
I bet when that dude snatched the kid's ball back the monkey got pretty testy.

Seriously though, I'm a woman, but my invisible balls hurt just reading TFA.

/poor kid
//naughty monkey
///cheeky monkey
 
2013-09-06 10:28:13 PM

MBooda: This why we can't have simian mohels.
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Let's not make a mountain oyster out of a mohel.
 
2013-09-06 10:29:38 PM
I bet that child doesn't have the balls to step into a zoo again.
 
2013-09-06 10:29:49 PM
Knew it was in Asia before I even clicked the link.
 
2013-09-06 10:31:50 PM
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2013-09-06 10:33:51 PM
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2013-09-06 10:35:04 PM
Well.  That's just nuts.
 
2013-09-06 10:35:29 PM
Well it was a Chinese testicle so the monkey is just gonna be hungry again in a couple hours.

/also Chinese kill all sorts of wild animals just to eat their penises so turnabout is fair play
 
2013-09-06 10:38:15 PM
My cat just decided it's time for me to get off the internet.
 
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2013-09-06 10:38:25 PM
That little scamp! He was just havin' a ball.
 
2013-09-06 10:38:49 PM
Ah, the monkey used Testicle Attack #49.

An old favorite of mine.
 
2013-09-06 10:39:48 PM

Oldiron_79: edmo: Why do people think monkeys are cute?

THIS.


And then they go and keep them as pets. You'd think after spending time around the cesspit that is humanity people would start to clue in on the fact primates are rat bastards.
 
2013-09-06 10:39:51 PM
A barrel full of monkeys is much more fun than a monkey full of testes.
 
2013-09-06 10:40:50 PM
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2013-09-06 10:41:56 PM
Im shocked this happened, because when i think of china, i think of saftey and regulation.
 
2013-09-06 10:42:15 PM
The twerking fail link hilarious!!!
 
2013-09-06 10:43:11 PM
Ok so things don't get much worse than having your nuts ripped off and eaten by a monkey.  But what's the deal with the story about trying to pass off dogs as exotic animals.  WTF is wrong with the Chinese?  I can't think of any other country that is so blatantly rife with cheating and fraud.
 
2013-09-06 10:44:38 PM
Why was the kid's testicle outside his clothes?
 
2013-09-06 10:45:09 PM

edmo: Why do people think monkeys are cute?


I hate them. They are the living reminders of our savage past. Monkeys do everything that human civilization has bred out of us. They are disgusting, horrid little half humans. One of my life goals is to take an African Safari just so I can shoot a chimpanzee right in its filthy, grinning, yellow crooked teeth mouth.

Seriously, fark monkeys.
 
2013-09-06 10:45:44 PM

NorthernMT: Why was the kid's testicle outside his clothes?


Didn't read the article, did we?
 
2013-09-06 10:45:45 PM
According to local reports, the 8-month-old boy's mother was changing his diaper inside the Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park,

I think I've found the problem.
 
2013-09-06 10:45:56 PM

LemSkroob: Im shocked this happened, because when i think of china, i think of saftey and regulation.


It's all fun and games until someone chomps a nut.  Also safety.
 
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