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(WorldNetDaily)   Colorado Republicans, unhappy with a lack of black voters to disenfranchise, decide to target the gypsy minority instead. Also, they're upset that there's 'no way to find out how they voted'   (wnd.com ) divider line
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2013-09-07 06:13:46 AM  

vernonFL: You know who else didn't like Gypsies?


Good thing I got the lolspray-resistant phone case...

This one just never gets old for me, especially when so skillfully deployed by some of you magnificent bastards.
 
2013-09-07 06:26:15 AM  

SevenizGud: Race-bait right in the headline. Stellar. And stellar green, mods. Way to keep racial animosity alive, Einsteins.


Yes, pointing out that the GOP is racist encourages racial animosity. not the GOP being racist. Right.
 
2013-09-07 06:26:49 AM  

cc_rider: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oWIF2n4ZLs


R.I.P. STEVIE NICKS


This is what I see in my head when I hear that voice in whatever situation and those goosebumps happen so reliably...

/haunted for decades
//not the only one
 
2013-09-07 07:27:46 AM  
Jon Caldara - nothing more than a raging right-wing Rush Limbaugh wannabe radio blow-hard. On KHOW the Colorado "conspiracy driven" radio central station for the state.
 
2013-09-07 07:45:14 AM  
I demand the long form crystal ball to prove that they're REALLY gypsies.
 
2013-09-07 08:17:39 AM  
I like to think that I'm a pretty open guy.  Socially very liberal, fiscally somewhat conservative.  I tend to have a let and let live outlook on life.

I'm not racist.  I have a black lesbian in my close group of friends.  I'm married to an Asian.  I can speak English, Chinese, some Spanish, and a few words in various other languages.

But...  And I know I'll get some grief over this....  There is one group that I just can't deal with.

They're liars.  They have a weird belief system. They'll take your money every chance they get.  They stick together and support each other to the detriment of the areas they descend upon.

I'm sorry I just can't handle the GOPsies.
 
2013-09-07 08:38:17 AM  
Please, the preferred nomenclature is " Roma American".
 
2013-09-07 08:48:03 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: SFSailor: < periwinkle blue joke >
< freak power fist >

those were pikeys. it's an entirely different kind of gypsie, altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of gypsie.
 
2013-09-07 09:04:43 AM  

SevenizGud: shower_in_my_socks: We're unpopular with voters

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 614x424]

Yeah, just drifting into obscurity with their irrelevance.


You revel in being a moran, don't you?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hooray for gerrymandering!
 
2013-09-07 09:23:48 AM  

SFSailor: < periwinkle blue joke >
< freak power fist >


Go 'ome Pikey, the Roma are 'ere
 
2013-09-07 09:29:15 AM  

BSABSVR: ...

The Asian porn joke is how you know they are a "free market" think tank, and not just republicans. Never mind that they were founded by a theocrat, or that they employ Tom Tancredo. And forget the fact that they bring in speakers like Joe the Plumber and Mary Katherine Ham. They are OK with weed and can talk about porn without getting a case of the vapors. Therefore they are called libertarian according to the media.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-09-07 09:41:31 AM  

HairBolus: This seems like pure WHARRGARBL as opposed to WHARRGARBL to disguise a hidden agenda. It is just stoking fear of an imaginary situation and is about as likely as Mexicans shop-lifting superglue so that they can sneak into white folks homes at night and glue their assholes shut.

"Voter fraud" efforts are really about keeping Democrats from voting but I can't see what cracking down on gypsies is supposed to achieve.


This is precisely the reason I sleep on a bed of loaded handguns with the safety off. You just can't be too careful about that kind of thing.
 
2013-09-07 10:01:31 AM  

hardinparamedic: vernonFL: You know who else didn't like Gypsies?

[images5.fanpop.com image 850x487]


Actually, wasn't his problem liking the Gypsy too much?
 
2013-09-07 10:11:17 AM  
 Ah, yes, of course. The Gypsies... The Gypsies are filthy people.

[spits]

And we shall speak of them no more.
 
2013-09-07 10:29:41 AM  

HairBolus: This seems like pure WHARRGARBL as opposed to WHARRGARBL to disguise a hidden agenda. It is just stoking fear of an imaginary situation and is about as likely as Mexicans shop-lifting superglue so that they can sneak into white folks homes at night and glue their assholes shut.

"Voter fraud" efforts are really about keeping Democrats from voting but I can't see what cracking down on gypsies is supposed to achieve.


Welcome to my favorites.  My new statement to republican acquaintances will be "Why? Are you scared some Mexican is going to sneak in your house at night and glue your asshole shut?"
 
2013-09-07 11:03:38 AM  

Gyrfalcon: stirfrybry: A Dark Evil Omen: Just a random racial slur for no reason. Stay classy, WND.

gypsy is a race now?

You betcha. The Roma and Sinti are very distinct ethnic types; unfortunately for them (and the world) Hitler got just about all of them. So many, in fact, that it was probably the one true genocide of the 20th century. I may be wrong, but I think there are no true Rom left in the entire world.


You've obviously never been to Naples. They're everywhere there.
 
2013-09-07 11:38:08 AM  
But what about the crusty jugglers?
 
2013-09-07 11:44:32 AM  
Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
 
2013-09-07 12:33:35 PM  

HairBolus: ... is about as likely as Mexicans shop-lifting superglue so that they can sneak into white folks homes at night and glue their assholes shut.



You laugh, but I know somebody that had that happen to him.
 
2013-09-07 12:40:44 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: Funny that. I've seen Ethiopian restaurants, Sri Lankan restaurants, Albanian restaurants. I have yet to see a Scottish restaurant here in NYC...


Ethiopian food is awesome.  Shiro wat and ingera is the perfect vegetarian food.  And the coffee is pretty good too!
 
2013-09-07 01:16:23 PM  

magores: I like to think that I'm a pretty open guy.  Socially very liberal, fiscally somewhat conservative.  I tend to have a let and let live outlook on life.

I'm not racist.  I have a black lesbian in my close group of friends.  I'm married to an Asian.  I can speak English, Chinese, some Spanish, and a few words in various other languages.

But...  And I know I'll get some grief over this....  There is one group that I just can't deal with.

They're liars.  They have a weird belief system. They'll take your money every chance they get.  They stick together and support each other to the detriment of the areas they descend upon.

I'm sorry I just can't handle the GOPsies.


GOLF CLAP.  Well deserved.  Just when I was thinking of putting you on ignore (based on the fourth paragraph), you really me back with the last word.  Stellar.

/now you were favorited instead of ignored.
//slashes
///comes in threes
 
2013-09-07 01:52:18 PM  
img6.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-07 02:58:25 PM  

LordJiro: SevenizGud: shower_in_my_socks: We're unpopular with voters

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 614x424]

Yeah, just drifting into obscurity with their irrelevance.

More people voted for Democrats than for Republicans. Republicans only have any sort of power because quite a few states are gerrymandered to Hell and back.

Republican motto: If you can't win, cheat.


Please. Are you 12? There was a district in my state that wasn't even farking contiguous. Guess which party did that?

Oh yeah, in case you still haven't guessed, you are full of shiat.
 
2013-09-07 03:19:15 PM  
The gun thing is going to bite the dems in the ass I'm afraid.  Unless Colorado voters are like the rest of the population and have the attention of a dog dick gnat.
 
2013-09-07 03:34:32 PM  

SevenizGud: LordJiro: SevenizGud: shower_in_my_socks: We're unpopular with voters

[msnbctv.files.wordpress.com image 614x424]

Yeah, just drifting into obscurity with their irrelevance.

More people voted for Democrats than for Republicans. Republicans only have any sort of power because quite a few states are gerrymandered to Hell and back.

Republican motto: If you can't win, cheat.

Please. Are you 12? There was a district in my state that wasn't even farking contiguous. Guess which party did that?

Oh yeah, in case you still haven't guessed, you are full of shiat.


What part of "more people voted for Dems than Republicans" are you failing to get here?

Republicans cheat because it's the only way they have left to win because their ideas are so farking bad.

The obvious noted, I just came to say that threads like this are why I like Fark so darn much.

From the intentional Godwin out the gate to the Cher reference to the MST3K reference to the much appreciated pics of Gypsy Rose Lee to the Steven King reference to the Gypsy Kings reference this thread totally rawks.

At this point I can only come up with a lame tomato joke or maybe a pic of Brad Pitt from Snatched and that's just not gonna cut it.
 
2013-09-07 03:51:20 PM  
Maybe we'll get lucky, and the Repubicans get cursed with a soul.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-07 04:10:23 PM  

quatchi: What part of "more people voted for Dems than Republicans" are you failing to get here?


Do you have the final tally?

Then STFU.
 
2013-09-07 04:43:51 PM  

hardinparamedic: vernonFL: You know who else didn't like Gypsies?

[images5.fanpop.com image 850x487]


Why does that shot look so much like the Lord of Darkness from Legend?
 
2013-09-07 05:07:38 PM  

SevenizGud: quatchi: What part of "more people voted for Dems than Republicans" are you failing to get here?

Do you have the final tally?

Then STFU.


You are really not very bright, are you?

The 2010 elections, in which Republicans won the House majority and gained more than 700 state legislative seats across the nation, gave the party the upper-hand in the process of redistricting, the once-a-decade redrawing of congressional seats. The advantage helped them design safer partisan districts and maintain their House majority in 2012 -- even as they lost the presidential race by about 5 million votes. Also nationwide, Democratic House candidates combined to win about 1.4 million more votes than Republicans, according to data compiled by.Bloomberg News.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-19/republicans-win-congress-as -d emocrats-get-most-votes.html
 
2013-09-07 05:17:14 PM  

SevenizGud: quatchi: What part of "more people voted for Dems than Republicans" are you failing to get here?

Do you have the final tally?

Then STFU.



Democratic House candidates appear to have won more of the popular vote than their Republican counterparts on Tuesday, despite what looks as though it will be a 35-seat GOP majority.

According to numbers compiled by the Post's great Dan Keating, Democrats have won roughly 48.8 percent of the House vote, compared to 48.47 percent for Republicans.

Despite losing the popular vote, Republicans are set to have their second-biggest House majority in 60 years and their third-biggest since the Great Depression.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2012/11/09/democratic -h ouse-candidates-winning-the-popular-vote-despite-big-gop-majority/
 
2013-09-07 08:24:00 PM  

What happened to you Colorado?

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2013-09-08 04:00:16 AM  

quatchi: SevenizGud: quatchi: What part of "more people voted for Dems than Republicans" are you failing to get here?

Do you have the final tally?

Then STFU.

You are really not very bright, are you?

The 2010 elections, in which Republicans won the House majority and gained more than 700 state legislative seats across the nation, gave the party the upper-hand in the process of redistricting, the once-a-decade redrawing of congressional seats. The advantage helped them design safer partisan districts and maintain their House majority in 2012 -- even as they lost the presidential race by about 5 million votes. Also nationwide, Democratic House candidates combined to win about 1.4 million more votes than Republicans, according to data compiled by.Bloomberg News.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-19/republicans-win-congress-as -d emocrats-get-most-votes.html


Well SevenizDum, hope you have some ice.
 
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