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(The Atlantic)   Real love with a Real Doll. It's the mainstream now, baby   (theatlantic.com) divider line 264
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2013-09-06 04:12:59 PM
Not cool making fun of a TFer like that
 
2013-09-06 04:27:30 PM
www.technovelgy.com
 
2013-09-06 05:02:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 05:08:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 05:16:44 PM
thegirlwhowasdeath.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-06 05:17:49 PM
cdn.theatlantic.com
So this is the guy and his wives... I guess I get it. On the spectrum of fetishes, this doesn't come close to hitting the top of the weird scale. It doesn't seem like he's completely insane either, since he talks about the fact that he's quite aware they are just dolls.

I can't help but wonder if he's had some sort of brain injury though; there is something off about the right side of his face.
 
2013-09-06 05:22:04 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 05:34:00 PM
Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.
 
2013-09-06 05:36:47 PM

nekom: Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.


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/Just don't leave your cooch in the bathroom sink, It's bad manners.
 
2013-09-06 05:51:38 PM

Apos: [thegirlwhowasdeath.files.wordpress.com image 646x429]


Came here for that.

Enjoyed that movie immensely.
 
2013-09-06 05:53:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Not cool making fun of a TFer like that


someone is going to be so excited!
 
2013-09-06 05:54:54 PM
that is one creepy looking Russian!
 
2013-09-06 05:55:32 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
You're the one who makes me sing
Bring happiness and everything
you're the only real one
A real way to have some fun
 
2013-09-06 05:56:09 PM
He couldn't pica better wife!
 
2013-09-06 05:56:21 PM

Apos:


LOVED that movie
 
2013-09-06 05:57:42 PM

star_topology: Apos: [thegirlwhowasdeath.files.wordpress.com image 646x429]

Came here for that.

Enjoyed that movie immensely.


Same here, glad to see it was covered already. Surprisingly good movie.
 
2013-09-06 05:58:01 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 05:59:23 PM
Davecat.

Davecat.

Davecat?
 
2013-09-06 05:59:28 PM
Trying to look at this objectively:

Pros
What you want when you want
No biatching
No shopping (her spending all your money)
She doesn't get old and saggy
No insecurity bullshiat
Costs less than some engagement rings

Cons
You do all the work in bed (no change there)

Ummm....... Having a real hard time being all snarky and superior here.

/Just don't tell Mrs. Deadgeek
//She'd flay me alive just for putting this list together
 
2013-09-06 06:01:25 PM
www.reactiongifs.com

Sums it up, I think.
 
2013-09-06 06:02:43 PM

nekom: Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.


And he's not reproducing his twisted genes or raising any juvenile captives (a.k.a. "children") either.
 
2013-09-06 06:03:46 PM
cdn.theatlantic.com

The one with the purple hair is kinda cute. The redhead looks like a man, though.
 
2013-09-06 06:04:20 PM
I've always wondered if people who are into real dolls don't have a corpse farking fetish.

/yes I know it's necrophilia
//corpsefarker just sounds more fun
 
2013-09-06 06:04:59 PM
Paging kwame. kwame to the main stage.
 
2013-09-06 06:05:18 PM
From TFA: "I was immediately stunned by her lifelike beauty, and after I mentally collected myself, extracted her from her crate, and sat her down on the couch, I just held her in my arms for a while. It felt so right and natural, if you'll pardon the pun. "

I'd pardon the extremely slight if even existent pun, but I cannot pardon that hair Zorgcat.
 
2013-09-06 06:05:19 PM
Less maintenance, cheaper and way more loyal than a Real Doll:

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2013-09-06 06:05:53 PM

The One True TheDavid: nekom: Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.

And he's not reproducing his twisted genes or raising any juvenile captives (a.k.a. "children") either.


Not crotchfruit?
 
2013-09-06 06:06:40 PM
He looks a little synthetic himself.
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-06 06:07:19 PM

zulius: The One True TheDavid: nekom: Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.

And he's not reproducing his twisted genes or raising any juvenile captives (a.k.a. "children") either.

Not crotchfruit?


I prefer to think of them as larval persons.

Fruit don't put forks into electrical outlets.
 
2013-09-06 06:07:46 PM

The One True TheDavid: nekom: Well, he's a creepy weirdo, but he's not hurting anyone so go nuts, dude.

And he's not reproducing his twisted genes or raising any juvenile captives (a.k.a. "children") either.


And it's none of our business what he does on his own time. So.....
 
2013-09-06 06:08:28 PM
Oh, look, he gave her a Japanese name and is a creepy Otaku.  Shocking.
 
2013-09-06 06:08:28 PM

zixr: Less maintenance, cheaper and way more loyal than a Real Doll:


You must be very flexible to be able to do that to yourself...
 
2013-09-06 06:08:47 PM
Came to make fun of Kwame, got here, not feeling it
 
2013-09-06 06:09:22 PM

Mytch: Oh, look, he gave her a Japanese name tried to give her a Japanese name and is a creepy Otaku.  Shocking.


ftfm
 
2013-09-06 06:10:03 PM
I saw that episode of my strange addiction.  And yeah... He's pretty crazy.

But this guy is still the king.

static.neatorama.com
 
2013-09-06 06:10:12 PM

we'refromthesamestory: Came to make fun of Kwame, got here, not feeling it


It's Friday, he must be on a date
 
2013-09-06 06:10:13 PM
iruntheinternet.com
 
2013-09-06 06:10:36 PM
Do women that use toys fantasize about cutting mens' dicks off?
 
2013-09-06 06:11:17 PM
OK, .... someone explain the "Kwame" thing to me.

I know, so lame, so lame. Sorry!
 
2013-09-06 06:11:57 PM

Cubicle Jockey: Do women that use toys fantasize about cutting mens' dicks off?


No, they fantasise about men with lobotomies.
 
2013-09-06 06:12:57 PM
Bah. That was supposed to be a reply to Lady Indica. Lost my signal in a tunnel.
 
2013-09-06 06:13:52 PM

FunkOut: Cubicle Jockey: Do women that use toys fantasize about cutting mens' dicks off?

No, they fantasise about men with lobotomies.


I call BS. Women cannot possibly want us any dumber then we already are.
 
2013-09-06 06:14:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 06:14:25 PM
I prefer my companiony-type humans to be made outta that always-troublesome, emotionally complex meat.

It's much more of an intellectual challenge to deal with them, and a really good challenge keeps me from getting lazy.

However, I rilly don't think this fellow is doing anything morally wrong.
 
2013-09-06 06:14:35 PM

you_idiot: OK, .... someone explain the "Kwame" thing to me.

I know, so lame, so lame. Sorry!


Once upon a time in TF land there was a fellow named kwame...
 
2013-09-06 06:14:42 PM

you_idiot: OK, .... someone explain the "Kwame" thing to me.

I know, so lame, so lame. Sorry!


Kwame posted a total fark discussion asking for advice involving a sex doll. A moderator outed him as the submitter, it than went to the main page and much fun was had by all.
 
2013-09-06 06:14:50 PM
In a nutshell, I think Davecat is afraid of failure to the point of not trying.


I got my psychology degree from a cracker jack box, so?!
 
2013-09-06 06:14:51 PM
Yep, more decay of the human race (at least in the USA).  Multiple wives, same sex marriage, "sex doll" wives, heck, in a couple years I'm sure in the interest of "fairness" and not wanting to offend someone, the do your own thing crowd will be calling for marrying your cat, dog, horse, car, kids.
Time for a giant asteroid to hit the planet, and in the words of that movie War Games, give up and start all over again.
 
2013-09-06 06:15:15 PM
Dude is f*cking pathetic.  His parents must cry themselves to sleep at night knowing that THIS is what they wound up with, after all that struggle and sacrifice.

That being said... whatever floats your boat, man.  Go nuts.  Have a doll orgy.  Get freakalicious to your hearts content.  Just do us a favor and keep your interaction with us "organics" to a minimum, please.
 
2013-09-06 06:15:52 PM

you_idiot: OK, .... someone explain the "Kwame" thing to me.

I know, so lame, so lame. Sorry!


You don't want to know.  They had to bring in grief counslers and therapists afterwards.  Drew can't afford to do that for the main page
 
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