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2013-09-06 03:29:54 PM
Thanks first to the quiz team that helped put the quiz together this week: phlegmmo, Sim Tree, Sinto, Do the needful, and ivan. Rock on with your bad selves. As always, if you're interested in writing a question or two to stump your fellow Farkers, drop me an email.
 
2013-09-06 03:31:50 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

zerkalo 1027
Fubegra 1022
bd1709h9t 1020
WhatGall 1014
lrgandy 1010
jojoyarwood 1000
Freakish_McBigHead 994
maxximillian 993
pcwolf 991
uncleacid 985

Beat that score again, ya wizards
 
2013-09-06 03:32:37 PM
 
2013-09-06 03:37:22 PM
742...best in awhile.  Glad I have an office job now.
 
2013-09-06 03:38:59 PM
715. Maybe the best I've ever done.
 
2013-09-06 03:44:13 PM
Wow.  I should go buy a lottery ticket or something.  1028.
 
2013-09-06 03:45:30 PM
Final Score:6 out of 11 correct, total points = 535

Worst I've done in a long, long time.
 
2013-09-06 03:48:39 PM
On the regular quiz:  8 out of 11 correct, total points = 748

On the easy quiz:  9 out of 10 correct, total points = 834
I would have had a perfect score on this one, but unsurprisingly, I was led astray by porn.
 
2013-09-06 03:49:22 PM
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 839
Total time elapsed:3 minutes (181 seconds)

Yeah! Knowledge biatches!

/missed the last one
 
2013-09-06 03:51:24 PM
8 of 11 721  quite a let down after doing so well last week.
 
2013-09-06 03:52:01 PM
The easy way


Final Score:9 out of 10 correct, total points = 802
Total time elapsed:1 minute (114 seconds)
 
2013-09-06 03:52:26 PM
Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)
 
2013-09-06 03:53:12 PM
by the time I got the first 5 wrong, I decided to start purposely answering them wrong.  dammit, got the 10th one right.

1/11 83 points

/curses, I was shooting for zero
 
2013-09-06 03:54:38 PM
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 807

Total time elapsed:1 minute (113 seconds)
 
2013-09-06 03:55:33 PM

VivianVivisect: Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)


Enjoy!
 
2013-09-06 03:57:17 PM

phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)

Enjoy!


And

... I'm reminded why I don't take this quiz.......

I think I take the button mashing approach.

Why does it have to be timed? That makes me nervous.

:)
 
2013-09-06 03:57:37 PM
I've been mid 700's 3 weeks in a row. Any higher score and I'd have to tell myself to get a life.
 
2013-09-06 03:57:42 PM
I think that may be the worst I've ever done on one of those, and I'm pretty horrible.
 
2013-09-06 03:58:44 PM

brap: I think that may be the worst I've ever done on one of those, and I'm pretty horrible.


Really???really??

You can't beat a low of 86. I Dare you.
 
2013-09-06 03:58:45 PM
205 -- WOOHOO!!!
 
2013-09-06 03:59:46 PM

Down_Home: 205 -- WOOHOO!!!


Okay I don't feel so bad anymore.
 
2013-09-06 04:01:56 PM

VivianVivisect: phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)

Enjoy!

And

... I'm reminded why I don't take this quiz.......

I think I take the button mashing approach.

Why does it have to be timed? That makes me nervous.

:)


You'll get over it.

: )
 
2013-09-06 04:02:30 PM
Thanks, quizzinators  phlegmmo,Sim Tree,Sinto,Do the needful, ivan, and Unfreakable. This week's quiz, as usual, was fun. No one expects the Fark Inquizzination....
 
2013-09-06 04:03:34 PM
bah ha!  5 out of 11...I do better when I close my eyes...
 
2013-09-06 04:05:13 PM

VivianVivisect: brap: I think that may be the worst I've ever done on one of those, and I'm pretty horrible.

Really???really??

You can't beat a low of 86. I Dare you.


I can't beat that low.  A chimp with a concussion couldn't be that low.  I'm not calling you a chimp with a concussion by the way, I'm just comparing you to a chimp with a concussion in the most flattering and non-offensive way possible.
 
2013-09-06 04:05:52 PM

phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)

Enjoy!

And

... I'm reminded why I don't take this quiz.......

I think I take the button mashing approach.

Why does it have to be timed? That makes me nervous.

:)

You'll get over it.

: )


Your smilies make me laugh, you take the time to space out your smileys : ) in each and every email :)

I love that.
 
2013-09-06 04:09:42 PM
799. Haven't cracked 700 in a while.
 
2013-09-06 04:10:47 PM

brap: VivianVivisect: brap: I think that may be the worst I've ever done on one of those, and I'm pretty horrible.

Really???really??

You can't beat a low of 86. I Dare you.

I can't beat that low.  A chimp with a concussion couldn't be that low.  I'm not calling you a chimp with a concussion by the way, I'm just comparing you to a chimp with a concussion in the most flattering and non-offensive way possible.


I have a very special technique in preparation for the coming Quiz: I do 20 push-ups and I eat a salami sandwich on rye....
I think I answered the first question right then I start mashing and clicking like we are in a arcade, hey it worked on street fighter!!!

*plays eye of the tiger and shadow boxes*
 
2013-09-06 04:11:37 PM
Tanked the hard one with a 642 but the easy one... Woohoo! I'm #1!

For a few minutes more. So that's as good a reason as any to start the weekend early.

/cheers to y'all
 
2013-09-06 04:11:42 PM

Don't know what happened here - that's the best I've ever done.


11 out of 11 correct, total points = 990
Top 10 scores for this quiz:

LedLawless1028Ivo Shandor1022oldrob64995kokomo61990uncleacid956Twilight Farkle949Bareefer Obonghit935Hollyfeld927jugglerjon927Xanadone926


I'm number 4! I'm number 4! (for now).
 
2013-09-06 04:12:21 PM
I can't cut and paste! I can't cut and paste!
 
2013-09-06 04:14:17 PM
t2.gstatic.com

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 949 (58 seconds)
9 out of 10 correct, total points = 862 (41 seconds)

I thought I'd nailed it this week... right up until I saw my mistake. Very well-written, quizmitters!
 
2013-09-06 04:14:50 PM

kokomo61: I can't cut and paste! I can't cut and paste!


Good jorb
 
2013-09-06 04:15:47 PM

VivianVivisect: phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: phlegmmo: VivianVivisect: Okay Phlegmmo, mister... I'm doing this for you!!! (snuggle squeeze)

Enjoy!

And

... I'm reminded why I don't take this quiz.......

I think I take the button mashing approach.

Why does it have to be timed? That makes me nervous.

:)

You'll get over it.

: )

Your smilies make me laugh, you take the time to space out your smileys : ) in each and every email :)

I love that.


"It's the little things...."
performerslife.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-06 04:18:36 PM
Two weeks in the top ten. May god have mercy on my soul.
 
2013-09-06 04:24:49 PM
The headline reminds me of a true ER story I read in a book.  It involved a guy and a bottle of Gatorade inserted into his butt and unsurprisingly, he couldn't remove said bottle.  So he shows up at the ER and as he's being prepped for bottle removal, the waiting room TV is playing a Gatorade commercial.  The one that asks, "Gatorade: is it in you?"
 
2013-09-06 04:30:35 PM
Final Score:8 out of 11 correct, total points = 674

Total time elapsed:3 minutes (193 seconds)
 
2013-09-06 04:32:46 PM
I don't think I've ever gotten 100% before...


Final Score:11 out of 11 correct, total points = 953

Total time elapsed:2 minutes (147 seconds)
 
2013-09-06 04:45:05 PM
The last one got me!  I should have gone with penis.  You always bet on penis...
 
2013-09-06 04:45:30 PM
I still wonder why I bother:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 596
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (157 seconds)

/Think I'll cry in my vodak
 
2013-09-06 04:46:06 PM

Drone637: The last one got me!  I should have gone with penis.  You always bet on penis...


The answer is always penis.
 
2013-09-06 04:56:00 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 658

/Meh.
//Lately, I am firmly entrenched in the "meh" range.
 
2013-09-06 05:36:25 PM

Unfreakable: Winners of last week's quiz:

zerkalo 1027
Fubegra 1022
bd1709h9t 1020
WhatGall 1014
lrgandy 1010
jojoyarwood 1000
Freakish_McBigHead 994
maxximillian 993
pcwolf 991
uncleacid 985

Beat that score again, ya wizards


Yes! I made it on the list. This may be one of the best farking days of my farking life!
 
2013-09-06 07:54:21 PM
Brawndo has what plants crave
 
2013-09-06 08:46:18 PM
Woot! 0 points. I've been busy this week.
 
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