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(Fark)   Screw you, admin. This thread *will* go green and subby *will* hand out sponsorships. Why? Because it's "fark the man" Friday   ( ) divider line
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2013-09-06 02:57:10 PM  
4 votes:
2013-09-06 03:37:04 PM  
3 votes:
It's good to know that somewhere in the world, drinking heavily on Friday afternoon is still a cherished tradition.
2013-09-07 10:43:09 AM  
2 votes:
Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy
2013-09-06 04:47:23 PM  
2 votes:
Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered
2013-09-06 02:59:20 PM  
2 votes:
2013-09-06 02:58:04 PM  
2 votes:
Aw Cmon be nice. Drew needs a liver.
2013-09-07 08:06:45 PM  
1 vote:
If I would have seen this thread yesterday, I would have asked for a month of TF earlier in the thread. Anyway, in hopes that Somedude is still lurking about looking for liters to whom he might give a cookie, here's a pic of a hat fetishist drinking a small beer:

/brb getting a medium beer
2013-09-07 04:28:14 AM  
1 vote:

Freschel: So you're saying is "Screw the rules. You got money"?

And now we know what Mitt Romney's Fark handle is...

/Nailed it!
2013-09-07 02:18:12 AM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[ image 300x375]

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)

Well, shoot...  It looks like I have a benefactress in Bathia_Mapes.  Thanks!  Now I can get a head start on Photoshop contests - that'll give me something constructive to do whilst I avoid my biochem homework!

Fark:  destroying productivity at an alarming rate.
2013-09-07 01:34:47 AM  
1 vote:
But I've got 243 approved links.

/So I've got that going for me.
//Which is nice.
2013-09-06 10:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
Well...the puppy's dead. I named him Butterscotch and then I shot him. I hope you're proud of yourself.
2013-09-06 08:47:02 PM  
1 vote:

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered

You seem cool.  I'll gift you a sponsorship when yours runs out.
2013-09-06 06:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
So a thread from a top 10 submitter calling out the admins go green.

2013-09-06 06:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

Texas Gabe: Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

[ image 850x849]

One of us is old and slow, because I was about to post this:
2013-09-06 05:54:16 PM  
1 vote:
I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.
2013-09-06 05:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time

Hand 'em out dude.  Like  titty sprinkles!
2013-09-06 05:17:56 PM  
1 vote:
You should absolutely not sponsor me next month.

Why? Because I use reverse psychology on people.
2013-09-06 04:59:38 PM  
1 vote:

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.  Also, I'm hammered

Can't argue with success.
2013-09-06 03:02:23 PM  
1 vote:

somedude210: HawgWild: [ image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship

Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.

You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.

Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.

So ...
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