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(Fark)   Screw you, admin. This thread *will* go green and subby *will* hand out sponsorships. Why? Because it's "fark the man" Friday   (fark.com) divider line 116
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2013-09-07 07:55:55 AM

parasol: somedude - okay, i'll bite and give a reason for sponsorship

my mother just died - the service was the day before my birthday

1 - a flaming and talented friend "did" the flowers but, in artistic passion, confused the event with his standard wedding gigs and began to tell me he'd leave space for all "the gifts".....

2 - after her cremation, the company called and asked if we wanted the box "open or closed". Confused, I said "oh! yes! a top would be nice, thank you" - the silence that followed let me know they meant SEALED or not.

3 - the DNC called just prior to our leaving for the service. I explained we were in mourning and please, don't call now - the voice on the other end smoothly said "oh, course, but? before I make a note of that, may I have your pledge for, say, $20?"

4 - the priest who opened the service called her by the wrong name forcing me to correct him, something I was told in school would result in immediate loss of any "grace" points

5 - I've now written too many thank you notes to hold a pencil and a month of TF would be just the ticket to rest the more fleshy blistered parts of my hands

6 - because I can be funny and need the distraction

your call - and congrats, either way, on your submission count!


That's all kinds of suck. Not sure where somedude went, so here's a month of TF for you.
 
2013-09-07 08:16:31 AM
Sorry, I'm here. Happy fun times with somedude's girlfriend (she heard about my generosity and just jumped me.....okay maybe not really but i'd like to think so)
 
2013-09-07 10:43:09 AM
Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy
 
2013-09-07 11:28:18 AM

somedude210: Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy


Thank you, I can't tell you how much it's appreciated.
 
2013-09-07 11:29:02 AM
Thank you somedude210! You are a scholar and a gentleman (and a socialist and a buddhist.)
 
2013-09-07 11:44:18 AM

somedude210: Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy


Thanks, somedude!
 
2013-09-07 12:06:57 PM
Well, that was unexpected. Thanks somedude! I'll try not to abuse it too badly...
 
2013-09-07 12:10:01 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll try not to abuse it too badly...


hahaha, you're the mods problems now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-09-07 12:26:52 PM
saturday, post-thread thanks to the Farker who sponsored me
also for your service, vet

i will use it well - once the resident feline is fed
 
2013-09-07 01:44:15 PM
Thanks much to minoridiot for the TF sponsorship. You may be a minor idiot but you're a major nice guy!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-07 02:39:19 PM
Thank you so much somedude
 
2013-09-07 02:48:15 PM
Thanks Somedude XD
 
2013-09-07 03:01:38 PM

FourDirections: Thank you, I can't tell you how much it's appreciated.


HighOnCraic: Thanks, somedude!


RoyBatty: Thank you somedude210! You are a scholar and a gentleman (and a socialist and a buddhist.)


thegrievingmole: Thank you so much somedude


Freschel: Thanks Somedude XD


okay, which one of you sent me BIE? :-P

no problem you lot. Welcome to TF and don't let the TFD people scare you too much
 
2013-09-07 04:11:59 PM
I fall alseep and wake up with TF sponsorship. I've woken with much worse, I can assure you. Tanks, somedude!
 
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2013-09-07 06:12:36 PM
WAT.
 
2013-09-07 08:06:45 PM
If I would have seen this thread yesterday, I would have asked for a month of TF earlier in the thread. Anyway, in hopes that Somedude is still lurking about looking for liters to whom he might give a cookie, here's a pic of a hat fetishist drinking a small beer:

puu.sh

/brb getting a medium beer
 
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